* Posts by terven

4 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Aug 2016

'My PC needs to lose weight' says user with FAT filesystem

terven

The Users Are Nuts

Once had a call passed from the Help-Desk concerning a "Squirrel" error. I thought about contacting Rentakill or the local council's Parks Department, but passed the call instead to the DBAs.

Had another call about a "Norton 12" error on one of our servers. Knowing their software hadn't been ported to AIX, I decided to contact the user. The actual issue was a "nought and 12" error message, but said with a very broad Black Country accent.

Subpostmasters prepare to fight Post Office over wrongful theft and false accounting accusations

terven
Headmaster

"their system is on its' back"

UK NHS 850k Reply-all email fail: State health service blames Accenture

terven
FAIL

Re: The usual suspects

No, it was from "R", addressed to CroydonPractices, and "R" was in the CC list. A reply would only have gone to "R"

£11bn later: Smart meters project delayed again for Crapita tests

terven
FAIL

"Smart" meters

a solution STILL looking for a problem!