* Posts by vcayenne

16 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jul 2016

Student requested access to research data. And waited. And waited. And then hacked to get root

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The most time I've ever wasted...

...other than being on El Reg instead of working, was when I was given a Racal (iMilgo?, -Vadic? eh, lost to the mists of time) modem that ran 28,800 at a time when I was connecting my Mac through a terribly expensive 1200 modem. I spent soooooo many long weeks trying to get that modem to work to connect to all/any the BBSs at the time. I tried connections through both legit and dodgy purveyors, determined to suss out the key to getting that thing to work. No nice universal search back then, alas. It all came to a crushing end when I eventually found out that the modem was a synchronous beast designed for point-to-point comm with a similar modem for corporate use and incompatible with the common kit used in less-rarefied spaces.

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Re: Oodles of Space

You young 'uns.

For me it was the early eighties and I got gifted a whole department's worth of micro-computing! Two Apple IIe machines and an Apple II+ along with a Corvus network(!) with a 5MB drive and a 300 baud modem. Truly my cup had runneth over! I was a mainframe programmer at the time so this (supposedly) was akin to a tractor mechanic being given a toy train set.

Say what you see: Four-letter fun on a late-night support call

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Holmes

Re: Reminds me of a message I once got.

No. The real problem is that some twit'll be bound to hijack the inconsequential thread with an actually important message. Framed *within* the cacophony of fire alarm dreck will be a message about something un-related that you needed to know. And they'd blithely assert that they sent it to you. Never mind the the subject was "Re: the fire alarm volume situation", the specifications for the all-important project build were in there. Sigh.

Sherlock, hoping you fiound it...

Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death

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Re: FFS and wider implications.

Ummm… that's not an Epson though. It's a Canon Pixma TS6150

Disk stuck in the drive? Don't dilly-Dali – get IT on the case!

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Re: You can't get there from here

Actually, booting while holding down that single button would eject the floppy...

From pen-test to penitentiary: Infosec duo cuffed after physically breaking into courthouse during IT security assessment

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Plot Twist

Their real mission is to test the security at the incarceration facility. The plan is working...

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Re: At first glance, the $1,980 phone...

Biut we can adopt a name for the shenanigans -- folderol.

I'll get my coat (the one with an Apple mini in the pocket)…

What bugs me the most? World+dog just accepts crap software resilience

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Pint

Ummm, that's not fair. You obviously chose the very drunk men at the bar for the bet...

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: has anyone else

Pity you tossed it - DeOxIt Fader F5 would have handled that "hard to depress and took their time to return" problem. I'm typing on a MacBook Pro keyboard that took half of a can of Coca Cola some months back. Paper towels and rotation/shaking to get as much out as possible immediately, then the alcohol. A week later I was at your stage and remembered that (from a client's years before) that it never goes away. Did some research and found the magic product that audio folk swear by for restoring the operation of gunned-up equipment faders. As I said, typing on it now…

Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

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Wonder how this combat pudding would fare against dwarf bread?

Meet R2-DILDO: 'Star Wars' sex toys? This is where the fun begins

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Caught your eye, did it?

I'm thinking that if the Hand Solo "penetratable" caught your eye, your testing methodology's fundamentally misguided and you'll be needing a refresher on your guidance systems.

User left unable to type passwords after 'tropical island stress therapy'

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Re: Government staff: need I say more?

My top question is also any variant on "Is our Internet down?" - while merrily bopping to music from on or another stream that's showing in another window or tab of the same browser! That an individual site may be experiencing problems while the rest of the web keeps on trucking is never considered.

Huawei mystery memo (and phone strategy) confirmed

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Facepalm

I found myself bothered by the analyst quote and actually went to the referenced piece, only to find that he indeed wrote: "I remain unconvinced that Huawei does not have…". What a sorry (non-)command of language.

TV anchor says live on-air 'Alexa, order me a dollhouse' – guess what happens next

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Re: "CONFIRM"

Did you just call The Librarian a chimp? Gods, you're for it now!

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Re: @ Lee D

Ah, you're the guy who won't be able to jaunt…

She wants it. She needs it. Shall I give it to her or keep doing it by myself?

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Re: Bah!

Oh God! I shudder in remembrance. I worked with an ICL 1902 -- 4 KB of core memory before an upgrade to 16 KB! No disks, just tapes. And, yes, GEORGE and EXEC…