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Persuading world+dog to love Microsoft's AI assistant a step too far for Acompli founder

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Re: Pretty obvious

>We need open standards, so we can choose our voice assistant separately to the hardware we run.<

I will market the world-beating new AI: Sally the Mute.

I expect to be rich.

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Fujitsu: Closes director's gate to Tait, 9 execs abdicate, and for German workers – a crap Weihnachtszeit

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Re: Wurst news ever

Don't be a brat about it.

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From dank memes to Krispy Kremes: British uni eggheads claim viral lol pics make kids fat

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Re: Remember the good old days?

>Mars Bar wrappers are apparently a better fit.<

The "fun sized" are a bit insulting, though.

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Scanning an Exchange server for a virus that spreads via email? What could go wrong?

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Re: Thing of the past, thank god! -users just do not get why you need to limit their mail to 2Gb

>>I don't understand why people look at it and/or store it on their work computers.

(unless they are pornographers)<<

Maybe they don't have a pornograph at home?

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Microsoft deletes deleterious file deletion bug from Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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Re: Ok, where is he?

>I scrolled the comments, twice now, expecting to find BOMBASTIC BOB!!!!! blaming it all on C-POUND and the evil that is JIT compilation.<

Ctrl-f for ".not" and for "flatso".

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Hey you know what the smart-home world really needs right now? Yup, Google screaming in

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Re: this is just the start of a very ugly battle for your home

It's actually a great idea. The problem is I want it to have a backend on a server I control. Probably in the basement next to the NAS. If it's just yet another pile of crap tied into google, notsomuch.

If it could be easily hacked and turned into a local control for local systems, without phoning the mothership? They'd almost start becoming interesting and viable!

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SpaceX touches down in California as Voyager 2 spies interstellar space

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Re: Don’t call us plucky

Stop that.

There's plenty of sax and violins on the web already.

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UK.gov asks biz for ideas on how to 'overcome' data privacy concerns in NHS

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>cat herding is very easy (if using some tasty treats to tempt them).

Or a firehose.

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Amazon Alexa outage: Voice-activated devices are down in UK and beyond

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Re: "Are you affected by the outage? Leave us a comment and let us know."

^ Agreed.

Get Mr. Dabbs to rewrite this article, please.

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Ubuntu flings 14.04 LTS users a security lifeline, chats some more about Hyper-V

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First step: Embrace.

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Google Chrome 69 gives worldwide web a stay of execution in URL box

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Re: With M$ Windows dead as a dodo

Gnome's direction and quality explains why Mate is such a hit. And rightfully so, it's at the sweet spot of usability and customizibility for the vast majority of use cases.

When it isnt, there's a whole medley of other choices. And that is one of the best parts of linux on the desktop!

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The grand-plus iPhone is the new normal – this is no place for paupers

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Re: Typical Apple

>If you know anything about watches you would also realise that Rolex are actually a top notch manufacturer, their service is first class and they produce watches using top quality materials, many of which are in house made, including their usage of their own perfected steel.. It's anything but tat.<

Their bracelets sure are crap, though. Compare a Submariner's bracelet against a Seamaster and you'll wonder why people buy Rolex.

(The watch heads themselves are absolutely lovely, though.)

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2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: Problem-solution dichotomy

I was immediately transported to listening to George Carlin rant about people and their 'stuff'....

(Worth looking up on youtube etc if you haven't heard it.)

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Official: Google Chrome 69 kills off the World Wide Web (in URLs)

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No worries!

So long as I have the ability to turn it BACK ON.

Sorry, Chrome's lack of customization is one of the major reasons that I can't stand using it. Yes, privacy, tracking, etc.... but trying to monetize my information by selling ads that I'll never see (blocked at the network level via PiHole, blocked again with Ublock, and killed violently if they get past that!) is one thing, but making decisions for me is entirely another!

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Neutron star crash in a galaxy far, far... far away spews 'faster than light' radio signal jets at Earth

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Re: Wow, that's quite a cosmic prang

>... unless, of course, you might be thinking of buying a few tickets to the policeman's ball - oh look, I just happen to have a few spare tickets in me pocket here. Put you down for a couple o' dozen, shall I?"<

That's a myth.

Policemen don't have balls.

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Space station springs a leak while astronauts are asleep (but don't panic)

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Re: How did they find it?

As far as finding the leaks, if it's venting to the outside, there must be a reactionary thrust from the escaping gas. I wonder how much that screws with the orbit, and how detectable it is.

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Re: Then they're hurt or killed

>Uncle Bumblefuck?<

Glad I wasn't the only person with a mind that immediately went that route.

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Intel rips up microcode security fix license that banned benchmarking

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Re: Open source works

Thank you, Debian.

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Facebook flat-out 'lies' about how many people can see its ads – lawsuit

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Re: I have often wondered

>The stone cold reality is you don't really know what that software does and that could include a wide variety of things of which Facebook bots are merely one.<

Frankly, the mining software is less of a concern to me than the actual OS itself (from certain vendors--desktop and mobile). If you're untrusting at the level of worrying about the mining code, step back and look at most of the black boxes that you have running on a given device.

There's exceptions, but I'd wager that the mining software is less of a sketchy enterprise than the OS, for the majority of users.

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Boffins get fish drunk to prove what any bouncer already knows

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Linux

I believe a fake model is in fact a real fish, likely.

We all know what kind of predator they should have used (see icon).

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CADs and boffins get some ThinkPad love

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>Every time I see 'Apple like' or.....<

I don't want to see "Apple like" when talking about a new, high power laptop. What I'd really like to see from Lenovo is "Thinkpad like"! Bring back the days of slightly chunky, easily upgraded, powerful, durable laptops that the branding came on in the first place! There's no reason to copy anyone else when you already have a winning concept, just stick with what worked in the first place!

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Windows is coming to Chromebooks… with Google’s blessing

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Re: Whose side is it not worth being on

Really?

Looking at the vendors, 1984 seems more appropriate to me.

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The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

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I think I'm on the same page as everyone else as far as price, though I don't think we have to see absolute parity between the two styles--perhaps a 10% premium against the middle of the pricing band would be acceptable to most.

But what I'm waiting for is a SSD that actually can replace my NAS's drives. In that instance, I'm looking for price and longevity mostly. Speed isn't particularly important as the dozen drives can saturate a gigabit link without working terribly hard. So why hasn't a manufacturer come out with a medium format (3.5" rather than 2.5" or 5.25) SSD that can be stuffed chock to the gills with chips from the previous generation--where the fab is paid for and failure rates are low, so easy to make reliable profits on--and designed NAS drives? Start showing me 2-4Tb units in a larger case with good endurance within 10% of the price of something like a WD Red, and I suspect there's a vast amount of money to be made.

Nevermind that that same drive could be jammed into a normal desktop by an OEM for significantly cheaper than a 'fast' SSD of the more current designs, and allow the OEM to put a big sticker boasting about it having "not just an SSD but a bigger one than the competition" on the box, and I suspect they'd be onto a winner.

But then I'm the cheapskate that's still using a dozen used rusty 2Tb drives in my NAS because that was the sweet spot for cost:space, and let ZFS pick up the reliability (which honestly, has been excellent). Makes you wonder just how fat the profit margins are, and how much that's pushing for bragging rights in the speed arena. That said, I just also put a fancy M.2 into my main gaming rig, and the speed is really noticable, but the pricing makes it dumb for storing ...uh... cat videos.

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UK comms revenues reach all-time low of £54.7bn, as internet kills the TV star

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Re: beating off Microsoft

Paris needs a jewler's loupe to prevent ocular mishaps in case of sucess, you mean.

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FBI boss: We went to the Moon, so why can't we have crypto backdoors? – and more this week

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Re: if we can put a man on the moon, we can...

If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put a man on the moon today?

Suggests that perhaps our government isn't performing up to snuff to me.

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Shock Land Rover Discovery: Sellers could meddle with connected cars if not unbound

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Don't care who the maker is...

I do not need my car going online. Period. This crap needs to be optional at the time of purchase, and easily disabled or modified after purchase.

I love driving tremendously, but absolutely am not looking forward to buying my next car. I'd cheerfully trade all the electro-tinsel for a decent chassis that delivers what I ask of it.

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Some of you really don't want Windows 10's April 2018 update on your rigs

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Re: From experience...

Can't edit on mobile, so apologies for self-relplying here.

VCDS runs on XP, much faster booting and lighter in a VM, which you'll probably not allow online other than for updates (which aren't necessary for VCDS unless you are trying to work on a new car not in your database.... in which case, just download the latest version and copy it locally to the VM instead of letting it go online itself).

The other piece of software that I'd like to try in v-box is Eurodyne Maestro, but I haven't needed to go that route just yet (already using APR's software in the ECU, so major hardware changes are needed to justify the change).

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Re: From experience...

VCDS works on virtualbox. Ross-tech just won't support it officially. At least with the HEX-CAN interface, I have no experience with the wireless versions.

I do recall that there was a trick involved, but couldn't tell you what that was even about. If you're comfortable with virtualbox, give it a shot!

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Enterprise Windows 10 users, Microsoft has some 'quality' patches coming your way

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Re: Widnows 10 "Enterprise" LOL

...and Office Proplus 2019...

Read as "Office Prolapse 2019". Took a moment to decide if that was wrong or not.

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Wearable hybrids prove the bloated smartwatch is one of Silly Valley's biggest mistakes

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"My Watch saved my life back at the end of May, by notifying me of a very elevated heart rate, and stating that I should seek immediate medical attention. I went to the emergency room, and ended up in the hospital for 2.5 weeks. If it weren’t for that, I could be dead. So is this trivial? No, it’s not. It’s worth every penny. Your smartphone can’t do that."

So they save lives?

Arguably, a cheap plastic band around everyone in the world's arm that said "Don't smoke, and don't drive drunk" would save more lives by a bajillion percent. Your needs are not the needs of the market, when talking about absolute mass-market products, rather than niche ones.

(I would of course have the geek version--a mobius strip.)

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Re: Still need that "killer app" ?

"The unique feature a watch provides is the time and date. Instantly. Fusslessly."

Arguably, a mobile phone's unique feature was the ability to make telephone calls remotely. Instantly. Fusslessly is debateable.

The big killer app was ...er... the app, actually. Suddenly the smartphone became something that the cell phone was not. Calling a smartphone a phone is almost ludicrous, as they're pocket computers more than anything else.

The reason why everyone in manufacturing jumped onto the watch platform is because they didn't want to miss out on the prize if it became as important as the smartphone did. It didn't, mind you, so they all have dropped back out again. There's still a bunch of niches available, from sports-tracking devices, handy GPS reference for golfers who want to know exactly how far they hit/need to keep hitting, diving computers, and so forth. What we're all waiting for is something that takes the smartwatch out of the category of niche and blows it into "basically everyone on the planet will want one" like smartphones did.

Hasn't happened yet. If I knew the answer, I'd probably be a very rich man--or more likely, complaining and irritable when someone with more means gets the same idea and gets there first. But then, manufacturers can't do basic things like include reasonable pockets in women's jeans despite demand, so maybe there's hope yet.

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Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

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Given the reliability of O365 and such

... It'll obviously be GitDown!

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Have to use SMB 1.0? Windows 10 April 2018 Update says NO

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Re: Fix it, don't disable it

Rather than using excessive caps, why not let the force of your words alone provide the weight you're looking for?

You may as well be using emoji to make a strong point.

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USA! USA! We're No.1! And we want to keep it that way – in spaaaace

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Re: Where do you want to go tomorrow?

>Don't go to Venus. It's horrible.<

But physics calculations give us an idea of what flight there would be like. The upshot is: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.

.....

Venus is a terrible place.

--Randall Munroe, XKCD's What-if "Interplanetary Cessna"

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Nadella tells worried GitHub devs: Judge us by our actions

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"Judge us by our actions"

That's why there's so many people making local backups and looking for an alternative, sir.

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You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

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Joke

>I guess more emojis are needed because people can't write anymore? Pretty soon they're will probably be a Twitter for just emojis and no text.<

It worked for the Egyptians for a good long while!

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German court snubs ICANN's bid to compel registrar to slurp up data

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>And then have Elon Musk put the whole works on the test launch of the BFR.<

Why bother wasting payload space? Just set them on the launchpad next to it, that'll work just as well.

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As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Can't have it both ways, guys.

You can't say "[all] journalists do [x,y,z]" and follow that with "the media is not a coherent whole".

More importantly, real journalism is being crowded out by movements (directed or undirected) found on various social media. Which means that non-journalists are having more say that winds up in the media--the media is not just what journalists write/say anymore.

Seems like most of the time, the proper media winds up just reporting on the actions of people online, anymore. For example, this article.

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Off with e's head: E-cig explosion causes first vaping death

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Re: "Surprisingly common"

>In the same way that you don't just walk into a Yamaha dealer and buy a Kawasaki Ninja H2R without...<

Wouldn't you go to a Kawasaki dealer instead? Also, the H2R was limited production and not street-legal (at least here). But any 1000cc sportbike should comfortably clear 150mph, so the rest stands up nicely.

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Pointless US Congress net neutrality vote will take place tomorrow!

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Re: One good thing

This has been a refreshingly accurate view of politics in action.

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NASA dusts off FORTRAN manual, revives 20-year-old data on Ganymede

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Re: Computing power...

>Of course, one might try using a Raspberry Pi for the computing, as it has close to the same power as an original VAX.

Okay, that's it. Now I want a paper tape reader for a PiZero.

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Firefox to feature sponsored content as of next week

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Re: I hadn't realised what Pocket was

I wish there was an easier way to do a new-install configuration. Install these extensions, disable this that and the other, and change the UI in the following ways.

It seems like the more configuring I have to manually do after installing a product, the less I wind up liking it. When I first installed Mint with MATE, I think I made three whole changes.... contrast with spending longer doing config changes on XP than the install and patching process took! (Until I discovered nlite and made a really good install image, anyhow... but that's now years ago.)

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Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Re: Heads->roll.

All it takes is an accident during the knighting...

Is a sneeze an accident?

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Academics: Shutting down Facebook API damages research, oversight, competition

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Posted without comment

".....signed by around 30 internet academics"

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UK's Department of Fun seeks data strategy head – experience not needed

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Nah, if you can hit the first three, you've definitely figured the 4th out.

And can likely add "miracle worker" to your CV.

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Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

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Re: Lock makers that you can trust?

> plus the fact it's a pain in the ass to deal with a garage door opener on a motorcycle.<

Wire a spare opener onto the motorcycle and use an addon switch (PMR makes some nice ones).

Arguably insecure if the bike is stolen, but to be fair if your car is stolen and has an opener in it, you're in the same boat as far as having an opener floating around out there.

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Oh, baby! Newborn-care website leaves database of medics wide open

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Re: "own up to your mistakes"

Several thousand years of history argues otherwise.

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BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

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Re: Yeah right

>VOIP doesn't need much bandwidth at all, a few tens of kilobits/second if that.<

Depends on if you want it to be understandable and of decent quality or not. I'm sure that they'll immediately turn down the bitrate into single digits so that all conversations are along the lines of talking to Charlie Brown's teachers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

I know VOIP is better than it was some years ago, but it certainly seems that overall phone call quality has gone dramatically down over the years.

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Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

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Re: Cock size

>I know a guy with a 12" penis, but he doesn't use it as a rule.<

https://xkcd.com/532/

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