Posts by Chemical Bob

Re: Secure Chats

The gazebo prances fluffy in the moonlight.

Re: Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

Damn! Ya beat me to it but forgot the youtube link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY

Re: High Sea Airer

Alternatively, Hi-C (tm) Error.

Re: a variety of gravitational and lighting situations

There is no such thing as gravity, the Earth sucks.

The moon sucks less...

Re: One wonders ...

...would a fishless face eat a vegan?

Re: Best feature of the sensor

Oh, I'm good then...

Re: As ol; blue eyes sang -

Your apology lacks sincerity. Have an upvote!

Re: Truth or Consequences

"had society dealt with this the first time, Trump would not be President. And so the problems will continue."

Or it was the Clinton Campaign changing course the last 2 weeks before the election to hammer on the pussy grabbing thing instead of what was working - portraying Trump as a crazy racist. Among other blunders:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05/02/clinton_election_loss/

Re: Quick solution

I just put them on hold and see how long it takes for the light to go off.

Re: This guy is about to become a legend

I think the judge should sentence these two to marry each other to protect the rest of society.

Naw, Eeejit Pie 'cause he's a big damn dumb eeejit.

Re: MP3 vs other formats

"One of the barriers to linux on the desktop has been the hoops that have to be jumped through to rip and store music in a format compatible with other devices."

What are you talking about? I've been ripping and listening to MP3s on my Linux boxes for over 15 years! No more difficult to download and install the relevant MP3 bits on Red Hat, Fedora, SuSE, Umbongo and Mint than on Windows.

Re: Yup

Presidential immunity from prosecution goes way, way too far, unfortunately.

Re: Use Windows 10 for the best protection

"Not sure what the correct answer is now, though!"

The correct answer is 'Mostly, Windows 10 protects you from Mostly'.

No, I don't know what it means either...

Re: plummet

sort of like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

Re: easy pickings

Never apologize, we won't respect you!

"copyleft licenses are all about forcing behavior that one doesn't expect to simply happen"

Apache didn't have to choose a shit license.

"This would never happen if you were using BSD"

Or CP/M

Re: able to understand when a person is being sarcastic

"Most humans don't get sarcasm!"

Are you being sarcastic?

Re: I wonder how many people will return from Mint

What is this "return" you speak of? Mint has always done an excellent job of removing the baked-in stupidity one found in Ubuntu. Unity was just a huge increase in stupidity compared to earlier versions.

Re: nice reference

"Yeah, but what are electrolytes?"

Electrolytes perform the ceremonial duties at the Electrolial College, which is responsible for electing the President of the United States of Decay.

Re: Woah!

I thought it was sarcasm.

Re: "cosmic star goat"

What's with the quotation marks? The cosmic star goat is *real*, I play tennis with it every Saturday!

Re: Requirements

No firstborn male child? You get Special Treatment!

"Tell me again what's good about living in America?"

Every other Wednesday is all the dead rats you can eat night!

Re: re: I'm confused now,

Valvoline

"Do I need a picture of a finger in a nose to start a program named Snoxxyfllu whose purpose, say to inventory wine bottles, is not given?"

Yes. You do. Really.

"That's too harsh. "

I never said I was nice.

Re: Another political 'feel-good' move

"I'm a bit unsure what the correct answers would be anyway."

'Activia', 'glue' and 'Canada is my favorite European county'

Not sure about the order, but those are the correct answers.

Re: Enough!

"inadequate, uneducated, ill informed."

You are qualified to run for President.

When will humanity evolve?

Thursday. Not necessarily this Thursday, tho...

Re: Bah!

There's SCO and The SCO Group. The SCO Group is the one full of people who drank too much bleach.