Re: A (not so Swiftian) modest proposal.
Car - hornet.hudson
613 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Mar 2016
I remember the first time I drank from a bottle with no label, too.
Well,no. I remember waking up four days later in the basement of a dry cleaning establishment aware of a pounding sensation in my head (caused by a Finnish dwarf beating me with a chair leg), wearing nothing but lederhosen several sizes too small and having lost my keys and wallet.
To this day I cannot father children and am still wondering why the dwarf was wearing only acupuncture needles.
MS is at least acknowledging the issue which is better than IBM did many a year ago when I reported a bug in the way OS/2 v4 handled the microphone volume when running Windows 3.1 programs (yes, kids, IBM's agreement with MS let them include support for Windows 3.1 programs). IBM's response was that they were not going to do anything about it as it was not a known or unknown bug.
Oh, the drainey-swampy thing is going just fine. It's just that to you and me the swamp is the tangled web of corporate special interests that want consumer protections and regulation removed so they can stick tracking devices up our exit ramps in order to monetize every aspect of our lives but to the Cheeto Emperor the swamp is the tangled web of consumer protections and regulation preventing corporations from monetizing every aspect of our lives by sticking tracking devices up our exit ramps.