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Gnome shrinks the upgrade footprint with version 3.20 release

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Re: installed when the system's not running

It's like giving a guy a black eye when he's not looking.

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Tracy Emin dons funeral shroud, marries stone

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Devil

Re: I love it when the amateur art critics come out to play

"Why did she go and marry a French stone? Are our British stones not good enough for her?"

Well, the ones on the Salisbury plain are in some sort of religious order....

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Domino's trials trundling four-wheeled pizza delivery bot

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Re: First they came for the sky...

They could just use the Internet. It's a series of tubes, you know...

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Too Naked for the Nazis streaks to literary glory

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Re: A Cultural History of the Anus

I hope this book is nothing like "An Anal History of Culture". That book was full of of shit!

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How Microsoft copied malware techniques to make Get Windows 10 the world's PC pest

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Re: I is dreaming

"of a Windows update that gives the user the option of switching off all windows 10 upgrades and notifications, world peace and cats cuddling dogs."

I can understand wanting to turn off Windows 10 upgrades and cats cuddling dogs (the horror!), but *why* would you want to turn off world peace?

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Re: Finally confirmed my belief...

"a virus is small and efficient in what it does... Windows doesn't fit either of those criteria."

Right, Windows is a sexual mistake.

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Apps that 'listen in' to your mobile get slapped by US watchdog

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Simple solution (maybe)

Seems to me that the right value of capacitor across the speaker terminals would kill the signal.

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Irish shun beer, whiskey in favour of … wine

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Re: Okay then. Here is a Citation

And another: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/683964179594768384/GSuL7JFe_400x400.jpg

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IEEE delivers Ethernet-for-cars standard

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Re: It's not weight they are optimising for

>"but weight is a real driver" Let's just have driverless cars then.

Or put the driver on a diet.

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Hotel light control hack illuminates lamentable state of IoT security

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Re: el reg FUD machine in full gear

"what are multiple connected internets called?"

A tangled World Wide Web...

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Your unpatchable, insecure Android mobe will feel right at home in the Internet of Stuff era

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The Internet of Things is all about saving electricity - we will all be so appalled by the laughable security on these Things that we will all choose to live without the White Fire Inside The Walls known as electricity.

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Get lost, Windows 10 and Phone fans: No maps HERE on Microsoft's OS

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Re: Car entertainment units

"Are you saying that the car entertainment unit is for entertaining the car - or for entertaining the people in the car?"

It's for auto eroticism

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