* Posts by Chemical Bob

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Jeff Bezos' thrusting cylinder makes Elon Musk's look minuscule

Chemical Bob

Re: High-speed, point-end-down rocket landing has been a thing since the V2.

The Chinese perfected that centuries before the Germans.

Microsoft leads group pelting 'heavy duty' robot maker with $10.5m

Chemical Bob

Re: Fundamentally transform them into what?

Broken Stuff Of Dreams

Gun-jumping French pols demand rapid end to English in EU

Chemical Bob

Or the rest of the EU could tell France to fuck off.

Lexus cars suffer Purple Screen of Death – code bug turns the air blue

Chemical Bob
FAIL

Gee, we never had these problems on the Wonder Bar radios back in the day...

http://www.kingoftheroad.net/59olds/album/source/59olds221.html

McDonald's says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits

Chemical Bob

Re: Yes but...

" I hate to smell all that grease going to waste."

Then hold your nose.

BTW, ya misspelt waist.

Chemical Bob

Re: Do actual humans still eat at McDs?

If you eat at McDonald's frequently enough you become a meat byproduct.

Chemical Bob

Re: udder, rectum, anus, lips, nostrils, eyeballs, bladder, spleen

When I were a lad we used to dreeeeam of eating spleen....

Chemical Bob

Yup, Humpty Dumpty is running the asylum.

Tinder bans under-18s: Moral panic averted

Chemical Bob
WTF?

Re: Why is 18 improbably old?

" I would rather limit sexual relations and mariages for everyone to age +/- 10 %."

Wow. Just wow. You make the tight-assed Puritans look loose. My first marriage was to a woman only 70% of my age, my second to a woman only 76% my age. Neither of them would hit the -10% threshold until I am about 90 years old, at that age I'll be lucky to poop.

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

Chemical Bob

Re: banana republic with nukes

Banuka Republic?

Not-so Secret Rulers of the World gather to talk cybersecurity, AI and, er, TalkTalk?

Chemical Bob

Re: The meetings, held since 1954...

That's what they want you to think.

Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

Chemical Bob
Holmes

Logic fubar, Mister Gates

Maybe its not "those who have chickens are better off" but "those who are better off have chickens"....

Pepper robot acts like real teenager, gets job at Pizza Hut

Chemical Bob

Re: Hooters

"robot waitresses I feel"

And which robot waitresses have you been feeling?

Chemical Bob

About the location of that touchscreen

So we have to stare at and fondle it's chest to interact with it? Hmmmm....

Former Sun CEO Scott McNealy has data on 1/14th of humanity

Chemical Bob

Re: I buy golf clubs all the time because I think they will improve my game

"I buy golf clubs all the time because I have more money than brains."

There, FTFY, Scott

Chemical Bob

Re: How in the hell can a "smart phone"[0] ...

"... ever be considered a "thin client"?"

Most are only a few millimeters thick, that's how.

Next-gen Tor to use distributed RNG, 55-character addresses

Chemical Bob

Re: Brownian motion source

"May I suggest a nice hot cup of tea?"

Earl Grey, Darjeeling or Green?

Safety, pah! Digital Dukes of Hazzard have robot cars powersliding

Chemical Bob

Re: But...

They'll need some old barns to crash through too.

Guccifer fesses up to Clinton hacks

Chemical Bob
Coat

Re: Lesser of two evils

"shouldn't the FBI be paying him a handsome informant's fee?"

Depends on how handsome he is.

Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

Chemical Bob
Windows

Won't happen, this is only open to Windows 10 users.

Blighty's Virgin Queen threatened with foreign abduction

Chemical Bob

Re: Why do we need 3 of them?

" Is there something wrong with foreigners owning art that was created in England?"

Well, we *are* dirty, smelly and uncivilized. I, for example, cannot even properly spell aeroopl... earo.... airyo...airplane.

Being an IT trainer is like performing the bullet-catching trick

Chemical Bob

Re: "Captain Haddock cosplay contest at a Geography teachers’ convention"

No, that would be butt hair.

Airbus to build plane that's even uglier than the A380

Chemical Bob

Re: Not a patch on a Vulcan at full scream.

I know you're talking about the airplane but I still got a mental picture of Spock with a ghost pepper up his exit ramp.

Chemical Bob

Re: XB-70

"Blimey! How do you "drop" bombs at Mach 3+ ?"

quickly

Chemical Bob

Re: ME262, Spitfire

P51

GM crops are good for you and the planet, reckon boffins

Chemical Bob

Re: Gene escape

@Symon re: glyphosate is safe

New studies show that glyphosate harms the wee beasties living in our digestive system and that those same wee beasties are important to our health. www.mercola.com is a good place to start reading.

Chemical Bob
Facepalm

Re: Gene escape

"What is the difference between "releasing" artificially modified genes into the environment, and releasing what you presumably would call "naturally" modified genes as has been done for thousands of years by selective breeding?"

Because when you selectively breed dogs, for example, you only end up with dogs that have dog genes. GM crops can contain genetic material from anything. Most of the GM crops available today have had genetic material from various strains of bacteria spliced into them and there is a real possibility of unintended side effects. The most common GM foods are the Roundup Ready ones from Monsanto, Roundup Ready weeds showed up within 6 years of introducing Roundup Ready crops. Monsanto's response was to tell farmers to use *more* Roundup, raising Monsanto's profits and reducing farmer's profits and putting more glyphosate in the human diet. While the human digestive organs do not process glyphosate, our gut flora do and early indications are that our gut flora is damaged by glyphosate. Medical science is only beginning to understand the link between gut flora health and human health (looks like healthy gut flora = healthy human). Also, in spite of the claims of increased yields, farmers are actually reporting lower yields than conventional crops.

In other words, we have weird science making unnatural changes to our food supply that maximizes BigChem's profits, harms farmer's profits and harms our health.

Chemical Bob
Unhappy

Re: When electricity was first introduced....

"The whole problem could be solved completely fairly by the Americans simply not objecting to GM foods being labelled as such."

Actually, we Americans do not object to labeling GM foods (at least 90% of us want to know what is in our food). What we object to is the unholy alliance of business interests making it illegal (through their bought and paid for congresscritters) to require GM foods to be labeled.

CONFIRMED: Google bakes custom data centre chips

Chemical Bob
Coat

Re: "allowing the chip to be more tolerant of reduced computational precision"

"So it's 8 or 12 bit?"

Its itty bitty bits...

You wanted innovation? We gave you Clippy the Paperclip in your IM client

Chemical Bob

I don't and we're identical twins.

Vostochny cosmodrome caught on Soyuz rocketcam

Chemical Bob

It's shirt was on backwards.

Catz: Google's Android hurt Oracle's Java business

Chemical Bob
Trollface

Re: You are thinking it wrong

"Oracle has a STRATEGY ?!?!?! Where the hell did that come from?"

Little Larry Ellison

Had an episode again

Eating a <Festive Season> pie;

He put in his thumb,

And pulled out a... strategy,

And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Smartmobes in spaaace: NASA deploys Android nanosats

Chemical Bob
Coat

operating swarms of small spacecraft

Will they call this new networking technology the Mosquito Net?

Dark net LinkedIn sale looks like the real deal

Chemical Bob
Trollface

Salt is bad for your blood pressure

Adpocalypse 'will wipe out display ad growth' by 2020

Chemical Bob

Re: Ad-blocking threatens to snuff out growth in the digital display advertising market

Gee, they say that like its a Bad Thing...

Art heist 'pranksters' sent down for six months

Chemical Bob

Reaching their brainpans could be nearly impossible as their heads are lodged quite firmly in their asses.

ZFS comes to Debian, thanks to licensing workaround

Chemical Bob

GAAAAH!

BtrFS will probably be production ready before this license thing gets settled.

Linus Torvalds releases Linux 4.6

Chemical Bob

Re: Driving me mad ...

"why can't Pi users drive in 3D?"

Basic geometry, thats why. 3D does not equal pi

C/D = pi

Microsoft boots fake fix-it search ads

Chemical Bob

Re: Microsoft believes that actual people use Bing.

My daughter tried Bing once. This is her entirely non-technical review:

"I see you're searching for tacos, here is an interactive map of Poland. Pleezluvmeee..."

BTW, my daughter is blonde too. Except when she dyes her hair green.

Ooh missus, get a grip on my notifications

Chemical Bob

Re: I have fun with texts sent to the wrong number

"that seems like an odd way to distribute *mobile* phone numbers"

You'd never survive in the US. You need a much higher Ambiguity Tolerance to live here.

Chemical Bob

I have fun with texts sent to the wrong number

Where I live we have four area codes for seven counties, people are always sending texts to the right-number-but-wrong-area-code. Couple of weeks ago got one that said:

"Drove by your cottage yesterday. Lookin great!"

To which I replied:

"Not anymore. Sold it to an Indian named Timmy."

Once had a woman convinced that I stole her friends phone when I told her I wasn't who she thought I was. She called me all sorts of horrible things, assured me of the legal hell I was in for and asked if I stole the phone myself or bought it from the person who did. I told her the phone was provided by my employer and that Verizon assigned the number so she'd have to take it up with them. She then called me an asshole and never spoke to me again. Sort of like most of my relationships with women, really.

Chemical Bob

Therefore, I may be ambiguous or not.

A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

Chemical Bob
Trollface

Re: orbiting band of destruction that nothing can get through

"(and communications go back to the 1950s)"

We'd be safe from the Psychlos at least. But not from Dianetics.

Chemical Bob

"launch a bag of nails"

Not regular nails, gotta be Space Nails or they won't work in zero G...

Blocking ads? Smaller digital publishers are smacked the hardest

Chemical Bob

Re: It's putting the Anal in Analyse.

Also putting the "lies" in analyse.

Chemical Bob

Re: They won't lose $27bn. They just won't get $27bn.

Or...

Companies with real products to sell won't have to charge more because they did not end up wasting 27 billion dollars to piss off potential customers.

IBM's Internet of Things brainbox foresees 'clean clothes as a service'

Chemical Bob

Re: "“clean clothes” as a service, charging consumers by the wash"

This and a 5 gallon bucket:

http://www.amazon.com/Breathing-Mobile-Washer-non-electric-Included/dp/B002QUAPSO/

Google kneecaps payday loan ads

Chemical Bob

"Usury should be made a capital offence"

It has been at various times and places throughout history.

Russia poised to unleash 'Son of Satan' ICBM

Chemical Bob

Re: why can't they send all their missiles to Texas

But where would all the poor patent trolls go to sue all the Useful People?

Chemical Bob

Texas even has the Elysian Fields. I wish I was making this up.

https://www.mapquest.com/us/tx/elysian-fields-282923401

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