* Posts by ricardian

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Do not touch that computer. Not even while wearing gloves. It is a biohazard

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Re: CompuPro S-100 boxes in cat litter plant

Mid 1980s and Commodore Pet was the machine of the day in my area. Armed with Raeto West's invaluable manual and a little 6502 assembler knowledge it was relatively easy to control external bits of kit using IEEE488 (aka GPIB) low level - TALK, UNTALK, LISTEN, UNLISTEN - commands. My tour de force was to link two Commodore Pets, each with its own IEE488 controller, using 6502 assembler

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

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Re: The real lesson...

Back at work in the 1980s we got one of the first IBM PCs and a C compiler. The C compiler was "Aztec" and it was selected because (allegedly) the CEGB were using it in power station design! Memories of writing batch files to compile, link and create .exe files. And TSR (Terminate & Stay Resident) programs were not unknown.

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Re: The real lesson...

About 20 years ago I converted a Pascal program to C by using MS Word then tweaking the final result. I'd never encountered Pascal before but found an ancient Pascal textbook in a charity shop.

'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

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Someone forgot to remove silica gel bags from the engine intake of Vulcan XH558 thus causing the destruction of two engines http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-18241082

Americans wake to widespread AT&T cellular outages

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Here in the UK there's a cunning plan:

https://www.openreach.com/fibre-broadband/retiring-the-copper-network

Post Office boss unable to say when biz knew Horizon could be remotely altered

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Re: As a Non Legal Opinion

In-house the PO and Fujitsu know or have access rights to know things about Horizon but in Scotland the Procurator Fiscal / staff / Prosecutors only know and only can know what the PO and or Horizon tell them. Unless the PF / Staff received documentary evidence that contradicts the instructions / witness statements they received how on earth are they to know that Horizon was riddled with errors and the PO / F staff have lied to cover up these problems?

I suspect that the person writing this about the process in Scotland knows v. little about how legal proceedings work.

I'm assuming that in Scotland (just like in England & Wales) the Prosecutor is under a duty to disclose to the defence documentary evidence that is adverse to the Prosecutor's case. Down south the PO of course had such material, but north of the border the PF will only have it if the PO had provided it. Knowing the PO as we now do, it probably didn't.

I doubt that the PF or its staff or Prosecutors were told about the Horizon defects.

Enterprising techie took the bumpy road to replacing vintage hardware

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Re: Copier Replacement

In 1973 I started work in a government office that had a "copier" which used liquids (no idea what they were) and you had to use barrier cream before attempting to use the machine. It produced copies that were "not bad". Nowadays the unions would scream blue murder about H&S!

Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

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Re: Ahhh...the early days.

Reminiscent of Multimate on lots & lots of 5.25 inch floppies

Workload written by student made millions, ran on unsupported hardware, with zero maintenance

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Re: I'm curious...

The PET had the IEEE488 routines (read, unread, etc) hard coded in ROM - very handy when using 6502 assembler (and the invaluable handbook by Raeto West)

Techie labelled 'disgusting filth merchant' by disgusting hypocrite

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Who remembers PG Strangman RIP on a certain telecom-related newsgroup back in the 1990s

PEBCAK problem transformed young techie into grizzled cynical sysadmin

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Re: Plausible...

Back in the 1978 the Open University had two computer sites, one in Milton Keynes and one in NE England (Sunderland?). These two sites did not share all the data as I discovered when sending in an assignment consisting of a handwritten bit of code that relied upon data saved by the previous assignment. On several occasions my assignment failed because the data was stored at the other OU site.

Reason for handwritten bit of code? I was living in Brora, Sutherland and nearest site with access to the OU system was over an hour's drive away (and access, via a 75 baud T100 teleprinter and a telephone-based modem, was decidedly flakey at the best of times)

What was the course? My first ever OU course, PM978 "Computers and Computing"

Did I pass? Yes, grade 2

Lock-in to legacy code is a thing. Being locked in by legacy code is another thing entirely

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Re: Almost got locked in

Working at a secure government site the security guards would patrol twice a day to ensure that all was well. One area only worked Mon-Fri so when the security chap checked it on Sat morning and found a cupboard left open he reported the security guard who had performed the previous security check. Alas, he failed to realise that occasionally someone in the area would work on a Saturday. The outcome was that if that situation occurred again the security guard wouldn't simply report his mate for failing to do his job but check whether (a) someone was working in the area or (b) there had been a break in!

Nobody would ever work on the live server, right? Not intentionally, anyway

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Re: Chemical Photography

And Orkney has Gunnie Moberg https://orkneylibrary.org.uk/orkney-archive/photographic-archive/gunnie-moberg

Bizarre backup taught techie to dumb things down for the boss

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Re: "you have to wonder how they get home each night

In 1964 I was in the RAF, unmarried, living at RAF Northolt and travelling to work at the Air Ministry via the Central Line (with a free travel pass every 3 months!). It was 24/7 shift work and after a busy night shift it was not unknown for folk like me to get on the tube at Charing Cross, doze off and wake up several hours later at somewhere like Ongar...

Nobody does DR tests to survive lightning striking twice

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That put me in mind of a quote from Pratchett's "Colour of Magic":

“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”

Datacenter fire suppression system wasn't tested for years, then BOOM

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Halon in action https://youtu.be/Jx1s8u2Mpmo

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Re: Testing to destruction

I've told this story before but it is relevant to the topic.

My friend worked for a high security Government department and had managed to create a small piece of security-related hardware that matched all the specs - works with wide range of voltages both AC & DC, not polarity sensitive, not bothered by moisture, heat, vibration or being dropped from several feet onto hard surface. However, he failed on the final item in the spec - had to be easily & quickly destroyed in case of an emergency

Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: Higgins

Many years ago a friend of mine produced a "hardened" piece of cryptographic kit for the military. It was tough (run over by tanks on Salisbury Plain, dropped out of aircraft) and dealt with a wide range of voltages ( AC & DC), reversed polarity, etc. He failed to meet the final requirement - it had to be simple to destroy in an emergency.

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

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Re: This is poor planning

And if you're colour blind...

A tip for content filter evaluators: erase the list of sites you tested, don't share them on 100 PCs

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Re: mail filters

And Penistone.

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

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Re: These guys' newsletter?

Or it could be The National Insulator Association (https://www.nia.org)

IBM ends funding for employee retirement clubs

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10 Jan 2023

"A group of IBM retirees have come together to launch an independent new venture after the global computing company pulled its support from their decades-old club."

https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/23232930.group-ibm-retirees-launch-independent-new-venture/

FAA grounds all US departures after NOTAM goes down

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Re: "but which aren't known about enough in advance to publicize by other means"

The RAF recently changed the names of some ranks:

Leading Aircraftsman (LAC), Senior Aircraftsman (SAC) & Junior Technician (JT) became Air Specialist (class 2), Air Specialist (class 1) and Air Specialist (class 1) Technician.

Source https://www.raf.mod.uk/our-organisation/raf-ranks.

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

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The electronic organ in the kirk where I'm the organist was bought new about 8 years ago. About 5 years ago it started "locking up" at random intervals (usually in the middle of a service) then "unlocking" after a few hours. I managed to get the manufacturers of the organ to admit that the problem was caused by the advent of local wind turbines & solar panels. Eventually the manufacturer replaced all the internal electronic panels and I've had no problems since then.

As liquid cooling takes off in the datacenter, fortune favors the brave

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Microsoft used the cool seawater around Orkney in a two year test 2018-20 of a submerged cylinder full of servers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54146718

Programming error created billion-dollar mistake that made the coder ... a hero?

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I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Obfuscated_C_Code_Contest

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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Re: Prompt spoofing

Back in the early 1990s we were using MS Windows (I forget which version) and having problems with a slow disk drive. After several physical replacements we discovered that it was the drive letter that was the problem - it transpired that drive letter "F" was used by MS Windows for diagnosis purposes and had several "special" functions tied to it.

We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

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Re: Years ago....

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/265430971769737217/

Defense contractor pays $9m to settle whistleblower's cybersecurity allegations

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Dr Chris Day (a medical doctor in the UK) was a whistle-blower

https://davidhencke.com/2022/07/12/david-cocke-the-trust-official-who-destroyed-potentially-relevant-emails-instructs-top-lawyer-and-pulls-out-of-cross-examination-in-chris-day-tribunal/

Smart thermostat swarms are straining the US grid

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Interesting articles about the frequency of the National Grid in Great Britain

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352484720301967

https://www.drax.com/power-generation/maintaining-electricity-grid-stability-during-rapid-decarbonisation/

CAPSTONE mission is Moon-bound, after less rocketry than expected

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Re: NASA boffins will spend months nudging CAPSTONE. UPDATE

https://blogs.nasa.gov/artemis/

NOBODY PRINT! Selfless hero saves typing pool from carbon catastrophe

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Re: aaargggh! and more aaargggh aaargggh aaargggh

I dumped Santander (had been with them for over 30 years starting with Alliance & Leicester) when they refused to send the OTP via landline phone instead of mobile phone - no mobile signal up here. Transferred the account to TSB who are quite happy to send the OTP via landline phone.

UK police to spend tens of millions on legacy comms network kit

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Re: Geographic coverage

A new mast with some equipment cabinets was installed a couple of months ago. So far no aerials have been added to the mast.

Intel plans immersion lab to chill its power-hungry chips

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Microsoft servers underwater

Microsoft tried placing servers in a water-tight container and immersing the container in seawater for two years.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54146718

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Re: Such memories...

I first encountered the Commodore PET in the mid 1980s when I worked for a large Government organisation and the head tech manager bought a couple for us "to play with". We didn't get very far until we bought a copy of Raeto West's invaluable handbook. I still have my copy in the attic but I might just put it on the market to see what price it will fetch! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Programming-PET-Raeto-Collin-West/dp/0950765007

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Unhelpful comments

Aztec C compiler also created .asm files that you could check

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_C

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Re: Unhelpful comments

A Open University courses in the 1980s taught computing using HEKTOR (acronym now forgotten). First we coded by hand - pure assembler, calculating jumps, etc. Then progressed to a very simple assembler and so eventually on to a C compiler & linker. I used some of that knowledge when I had a chip whose floating point multiply took umpteen clock cycles to multiply by 10 - I did 3 left shifts then added the original twice, much faster

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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Re: Trust but verify...

Or Pen*stone

Details of '120,000 Russian soldiers' leaked by Ukrainian media

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The Russian military appear to have shot themselves in the foot, metaphorically speaking:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/russian-troops-can-t-use-era-encrypted-phone-system-in-ukraine-because-they-destroyed-4g-masts-says-expert/ar-AAUMGV6?cvid=6b0ba0f6e1e54c0ce4f43e19d282ddac&ocid=winp1taskbar

We have redundancy, we have batteries, what could possibly go wrong?

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Back in the 1960s a large factory installed a fire-suppression system which consisted mainly of sprinklers and incorporated a new innovation at the switchboard (a PMBX1A) which automatically called the local fire station with a voice message on a loop "There is a fire at factory xxx. There is a fire at factory xxx" if a fire was detected - the 999 system couldn't be used as the technology to interact with the operator didn't exist.

One night the large factory caught fire and the fire-suppression system did its best but the factory burned to the ground before the fire brigade turned up. At the post mortem it transpired that the factory's system worked as designed and telephoned the fire brigade with the repeating voice message. The fire brigade telephone system responded with its own message "The telephone number for this fire station has been changed to 1234578, please replace your received and dial the new number".

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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In the early days (1983-ish) of the IBM PC my department bought a copy of Multimate - it came on 7.5 inch floppy disks and there was a very large box full of them. It took the best part of a day to install and it did do what the advert claimed (i.e. everything) it did it very, very badly

Car radios crashed by station broadcasting images with no file extension

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Re: GIGO for the goddesses sake!

It used to be between Hilversum and Schenectady on Long Wave

Court papers indicate text messages from HMRC's 60886 number could snoop on Brit taxpayers' locations

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I do have a mobile phone but I can only get a signal if I stand at the bottom of the garden or over on the far side of the road. I moved from Santander to TSB because Santander insisted that I had to receive my OTP via mobile phone whereas TSB (and Paypal) are quite happy to use my landline phone.

Shut off 3G by 2033? How about 2023, asks Vodafone UK

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I live on Stronsay, Orkney. The nearest mobile phone tower is on the island of Sanday, about 7 miles away. I can get a signal on my mobile about twice a week and that's usually just enough to receive a couple of texts. There is a new mobile phone tower under construction as part of the emergency services network, apparently that's run by EE. I wonder if Vodafone could add a couple of aerials on that tower?

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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https://ifunny.co/picture/madeforgeeks-first-picture-from-the-james-webb-space-telescope-0iwbCtNC9

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

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Back in the Good Old Days

You were able to buy your kids a proper science lab as a Christmas or birthday present https://youtu.be/zeyoJGqKbOQ

Leaked footage shows British F-35B falling off HMS Queen Elizabeth and pilot's death-defying ejection

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Re: Well...

I believe that the ejection sequence is automatically triggered if certain conditions are (or are not) achieved - e.g. speed too slow

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In the RAF (1959-73) the dreadful Izal toilet paper was stamped with "Government Property"

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Re: Definitely never ever sat up...

And Raeto West wrote the definitive book for the Commodore PET. I cut my teeth on 6502 assembler after an OU course using HEKTOR and 8080 (or was it 8088) assembler

Sheffield Uni cooks up classic IT disaster in £30m student project: Shifting scope, leadership changes, sunk cost fallacy

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My Open University courses in computing (circa 1986) started by writing in machine code then using a simple assembler before moving on to OU Basic. Great way to learn - who remembers HEKTOR?

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