* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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Happy

more alluring?

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Re: Fuck off, Deutsche Bank

They are!

Solving a big, yellow IT problem: If it's not wearing hi-vis, I don't trust it

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Re: Data Entry

Certainly there is a story that occasionally does the rounds (can't verify it) that the QWEWRTY keyboard was designed to both improve efficiency in typing, but also limit speed as touch typists were more than capable of snarling up an old typewriter once they had practised for a while and were up to speed.

HP: That print-free-for-life deal we promised you? Well, now it's pay-per-month to continue using your printer ink

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Re: print-free-for-life plan was "an introductory offer,"

Yes, I remember that Hoover promo - 25 years ago? All the postgrads in my department got a flight out of that (with some delays) - having bought and then moved on their purchases (they were numerate).

Wondering what to do over the holiday season? How about aiming a laser at commercial aircraft and then spending years of your life in prison?

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Re: small minds, easily amused

With a lead-lined cover and spine.

Police chopper chasing a crim near an airport? Ideal time to use my laser pointer, says Texas idiot now behind bars

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Re: A related problem that needs tackling

What would the motivation for lorry/delivery drivers to use GPS blockers? Attempts to increase overtime through manufactured delays?

Somebody's Russian to meddle with UK coronavirus vaccine efforts, but GCHQ won't take it lying down

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Re: it could "turn people into monkeys".

Well that is a Westminster debate for you

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But not russian to do it

UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing

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Re: December 2020?

Ahh, ever the optimist.

America's democracy on the brink, Brexit looming, climate crashing... when better to get the first fast radio burst from our own galaxy?

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In these days of the coming apocalypse, nothing like a neutron star to take our minds of the horrors.

Black Lives Matter protester ID'd from Twitter photo via facial-recog system secretly used by US law enforcement

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But I suppose it is a 'plausible' explanation.

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Remarkable coincidence that a police officer who had been there was just browsing Twatter - or maybe not.

Feds throw book at eBay execs who deny they had anything to do with cyberstalking of site's critics

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Re: Where Do You See Yourself In 20 Years?

Read John Grisham's 'The Firm' - an amusing short read which for many years I considered just fiction.

Now that's a Finnish-ing move: Finland offers free 90-day tryout of Helsinki tech scene with childcare thrown in

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Re: I’m tempted!

If you ever drive in Finland during the winter you will realise how important that is :-)

Trump administration proposes H-1B visas go to highest-paid workers first

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Yes, I have been told the same thing by an Indian co-worker when I was stateside.

Oculus owners told not only to get Facebook accounts, purchases will be wiped if they ever leave social network

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Re: How to piss off potential customers 101

That simply won't work. If you have purchased something then you will be linked and tracked.

If you suddenly can't print to your HP Printer from your Mac, you're not alone: Code security cert snafu blamed

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And there was I thinking it was just another way that HP had come up with for extracting more money for cartridges :-)

Ed Snowden doesn’t need to worry about being turfed out of Russia any more

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Re: Life in Russia

They are so like us, they also have power crazed 'leaders' who rob the countries blind!

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Re: Life in Russia

With obvious caveats on other aspects, Russia has some stunning landscape and winter sports including climbing and skiing are great - if that is your thing. As someone who lives in Scotland and will be transplanting myself up from my Borders base to the far North in the next two weeks just for that, I can appreciate some of the benefits. Remote working can be wonderful.

IBM: Our AI correctly predicts onset of Alzheimer’s 71% of the time, better than standard clinical tests

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I take your point on incorrect diagnoses. and a 29% failure rate is probably not one that would cause me do all the paperwork and quietly top myself, but if it is an improvement on current diagnoses and can be used to direct other tests then it is better than what we can do at the moment.

On the sentence construction how would Hemmingway have done:-? Maybe I have misunderstood, but this would appear an appropriate way of monitoring changes in language and therefore part of a continuous monitoring system?

The engineer lurking behind the curtain: Musical monitors on a meagre IT budget

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Excellent. Real people skills

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch's US extradition hearing will be in February 2021

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Re: There are two...

And Officer Dibbler.

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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And the rest of us.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Glue

Five Eyes nations plus Japan, India call for Big Tech to bake backdoors into everything

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Re: The real goal (hint: not terrorists or child molesters)

A very particular form of 'governance'

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Re: Nope.

They will never learn. Legislating against mathematics is fruitless.

What's that, Lt Lassie? Three terrorists have fallen down a well? Strap on these AR goggles and we'll find 'em

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Re: Covid sniff

They like bags as well.

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

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Re: While we're at silly excuses

Don't forget your tin underwear.

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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Re: Anon because....

Did you ever think it might have been deliberate? -------------->

Wind and quite a bit of fog shroud Boris Johnson's energy vision for the UK

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Re: Energy into matter

The new alchemy

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Re: Great opportunity

I think that Jobs are popular with a lot more people than just politicians.

Big Tech to face its Ma Bell moment? US House Dems demand break-up of 'monopolists' Apple, Amazon, Facebook, Google

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Re: If the orange one is re-elected ...

With legislation to 'liberalise' Twatter and Farcebook and prevent all of those nasty attempts to moderate them?

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

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Re: is he still a US citizen ?

He would have sailed through UK tests then

Robot wars! Scandi automation biz AutoStore slings patent sueball, claims it owns Ocado warehouse tech

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Re: Patent system broken, anyway

Although the US patent system does stink.

Since the EU won't share all its toys, UK Space Agency fires up fund to support more international collaboration

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Re: £5 million?

You have forgotten blockchain.

Russia and China's 'digital authoritarianism' means we need to better arm our cyber troops, warns top UK general

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Terminator

Other countries, such as Israel, France, the United Kingdom, the United States, and Russia, also supply advanced capabilities to repressive regimes – from location-tracking spyware and hi-resolution video surveillance, to hacking software, and censorship filtering applications."

Too right - where there is money to be made there are sods in most countries who will happily take it from anyone.

Ring glitch results in global ding dong ditch: Doorbell bling flings out random pings but they're not the real thing

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

I can see why you would and it might be reasurring - it doesn't mean that anyone else needs one though......

Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: If Bill Gates has the technology to implant chips to control people's behavior

No doubt a 4 bit microcontroller (for anyone who remembers them). Clocked verrrrry slooooooooooow

Atari threatens to hit fourth VCS shipping deadline, provides pictures of boxes as proof of product delivery

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Re: What's the difference between...

Well from what I read, many many naked photos are not exclusive - whether the participants want it to be or not.

British Army develops AI shotgun drone with machine vision for indoor use

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Re: Timing will be critical

Maybe - but not if I was on the receiving end.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Re: Well done Boris, Michael and Dominic

He is looking forward to cutting the ribbon at the opening of the Kent lorry park.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Re: Witten this before

I like Helsinki - hope you has a bit of time to look around.

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Re: HP

Hate to say, but the cartridges are still available.

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Re: HP

I still have one in my (home) office alongside a very nice Epson inkjet for the occasional colour copy.

England's COVID-tracking app finally goes live after 6 months of work – including backpedal on how to handle data

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Re: United? Kingdom

More than a point of principle. Scotland relies on much UK enabling legislation (for example on lockdown) and if the UK gov had not screwed up so badly first time round, it might well have used it. But they fucked up and so Scotland reskinned the NI solution. However, using the common framework it should be compatible with whatever England has done (if it works)

Tesla to build cars made of batteries and hit $25k price tag about three years down the road

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Re: Applefying the car

yes, comparisons between my partners BMW i3 and my Tesla are not flattering to the Tesla.

She was praised by the CEO and promoted. After her brother and mom died, she returned from compassionate leave. IBM laid her off

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Just as you think IBM can't sink any lower, bang.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: Use it up,

Well that would put lead in his pencil.

UK Parliament's human rights committee pushes for better protections of coronavirus contact-tracing data in law

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As I understand it, in Scotland we use the NI sourced app rebadged with minor tweaks, - maybe not world-beating, but at least it is out there, being used and (maybe) helping a little bit. Is anyone holding their breath on England actually releasing one at all that does not involve a significant bung for favoured party donors and hangers-on?

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Re: Hoots Mon

Maybe, maybe not, but I think the principle that if you live here, pay taxes (OK so some residents do not) here and contribute here then you should be able to vote, otherwise no