* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Appeals court nixes online blueprint sharing ban on 3D-printed 'ghost guns'

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Devil

Re: Obviously more guns needed

I did once have a copy of the 'Anarchists Cookbook' - purchased secondhand in the US when visiting as a teenager.* Perusing it, and with a decent knowledge of A Level chemistry it seemed pretty clear that it had been written by people wishing to accelerate Darwinian selection. Not that some of it was not useful for a controlled bang.

* note to the inevitable listeners in I have it no longer - this was the late 70s.

UK government resists pressure to hold statutory inquiry into Post Office Horizon scandal

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Facepalm

And in the meantime, we can be said to be 'doing something. Se similar approaches to Johnson's behavior and that of much of his cabinet over everything from Track and Trace to PPE procurement by way of Downing Street refurbishments.

Watchdog 'enables Tesla Autopilot' with string, some weight, a seat belt ... and no actual human at the wheel

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Devil

One might consider this is an interesting take on 'evolution in action' where the ingenious, but stupid ensure they are removed from the gene pool. Not oiptimal of course - after all they could afford a Tesla and may already have bred - but.....

For blinkenlights sake.... RTFM! Yes. Read The Front of the Machine

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Re: Broke my little toe...

Or mass murder ensues.

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Talking of light, many eons ago, the organisation I was working for got one of the first Intel Hypercubes that were allowed out of the US (export restrictions). The debugging software was f*ng awful, but it had red and green lights that indicated communications and processing. These came to be invaluable in debugging and optimising thre codes we were writing (parallel Fortran with a McFarland comp[iler - the one with the infamous "this error should never occur" compile message).

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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Re: Not necessarily.

Consider how many people you need to sample before it can be applied.....

Scottish National Party members found among list of names signed up to rival Alba Party after website whoopsie

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Re: Shocker

The Greens are also an independence party in Scotland.

Sure, Dave might seem like he's avidly listening to this morning's meeting, but he's actually doing a yoga routine

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51 per cent cited the commute as a factor while 21 per cent were honest and admitted that a lie-in was welcome.

Surely they go hand in hand?

Royal Navy and Air Force get low-code bridge in UK military recruitment saga

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FAIL

Truly Crapita can do no bad. One has to wonder how many civil servants or/and military personnel are expecting jobs when they leave their current employers.

Homo sapiens: Hey you, Neanderthals! Neanderthals: We heard that

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Re: POTS

They stole the idea and killed off the Neanderthals to avoid a lawsuit.

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Re: POTS

hmmmm - really :-)

Palantir and UK policy: Public health, public IT, and – say it with me – open public contracts

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Re: Trust but verify?

Contractors don't get big by following their contracts to the letter and the spirit. TFTFY

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Re: get points on their licence if they did anything ... against the spirit of a good citizen

whooosh

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Re: Nope, COVID-19 is not a catch-all excuse for backdoor deals

Except in Scotland and Wales.

Rookie's code couldn't have been so terrible that it made a supermarket spontaneously combust... right?

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Unhappy

Re: Not just me then.

The eldest of 4 who provided tech support for my parents - always to blame, even if I had never been near their house and never even heard they had bought some new kit.

Amazon sues NY Attorney General in preemptive strike: Web giant faces claim it did not fully protect workers in COVID-19 pandemic

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Re: They make a convenient bogeyman though…

I haven't compared the prices, but their Garlick pickle is the bee's knees.

The Fat iPhone, 11 years on: The iPad's over a decade old and we're still not sure what it's for

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Re: Phone for the living room

My partner carries an iPad Pro running Affinity Photo for on-site viewing and editing the photos she takes (professionally). Works for her (along with a convenient word processor, web browser, and spreadsheet).

Attack of the cryptidiots: One wants Bitcoin-flush hard drive he threw out in 2013 back, the other lost USB stick password

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Re: Isn’t this just the modern (modern?) equivalent...

We sold 20 - generated as an experiment when Bitcoin just came out. Profit- - near infinity percentage wise. Very content at the time, and frankly despite the rises (and falls) I am, still very happy. (as are the kids who got 6 each). I must say, I was very very grateful that I have been religious on backups in the last 15 years.

Leave.EU takes back control – and shifts its domain name to be inside the European Union

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Re: But why?

Bloody right. How on earth would you pronounce it? (living nearby)

Consultants bag £375m for their role in developing the UK's faltering COVID-19 Test and Trace system

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Happy

Re: In context

vurra good

Facebook appeals ruling that it stole tech. So, Italian judge issues new judgment: Pay 10 times the original fine

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Thumb Up

Excellent - maybe it can be increased by another order of magnitude when Farcebook appeal it again (as shurely they will)

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

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Re: How about fungus?

The bogeyman.

NHS awards £23m two-year deal to controversial Peter Thiel AI firm Palantir

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Re: 'When the pandemic abates and the outbreak is contained, we will close the COVID-19 datastore.'

That worked well :-)

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Unhappy

Re: "maintaining high standards of public trust"

Your idea of 'entertaining' may well be somewhat different from mine.....

As UK breaks away from Europe, Facebook tells Brits: You'll all be Californians soon

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Re: privacy, what privacy?

C/O the Times, the vacant baroness of somewhere for something (the ex Tory-digital minister) was looking forward to the free for all on data processing to come January. I would not trust the Uk government as far as I could throw the tossers. Indeed we did not - hence a new modest (26 person) ops group in Germany. Shame those jobs could not have been retained in the UK.

Cats: Not a fan favourite when the critters are draped around an office packed with tech

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Re: Yep...

They work for me

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Re: Best wire cutters ever

Out terrier got a liking for USB cables (never mains). No cure - they are now well out of his way.

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Re: Pugs, golden retrievers and IT equipment do not mix

Our FRED (actually he likes to be known as Rodney) does a very good job. The mogs are wary when he wanders around, and the terrier had a good half-day of barking at it, but gave up when he was not getting a reaction.

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Re: Heat detector

Dreamies can always relied on to distract mine. Cat heroin.

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Facepalm

Living with two of the furry psychopaths, I had to move to a wireless mouse on the desktop. Never had major hair problem, but I did come across a dessicated mouse on a couple of occasions, carefully stashed behind one of the servers.

BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss

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Mushroom

Ohhh god. A real power aupply outage. I have seen the carnage that will (not might) cause for organisations that had not doen a full run up and resilliemnce tes. Agggggg

Delay upgrading the UK's legacy border systems has added £336m to taxpayers' bill

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Re: British borders have always been a mess

I understand your pain. I was consulting with HP (we provided a decent service) to analyse the requirements and costs at the time - a shambles.

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May combined a longish career in the HO with a rather phartish collapse in her new role. But she was unfailingly polite in the HO when we were providing services which is more than can be said of subsequent cretins.

Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience

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That is one thing I can guarantee will not happen.

Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?

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Chips have never worked in MacDonalds.

Uri Geller calls off 20-year ban on Pokémon trading card that 'stole' his 'signature image'

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Re: A Honest Liar

When you catch up with him, Randi's debunking of psychics and others are worth a catchup. There are ways (duuh on el Reg) of bypassing geoblocking.

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Happy

Brilliant.

Arm at 30: From Cambridge to the world, one plucky British startup changed everything

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Happy

Crikey - 70 floppies, that was a big distribution

One does not simply shove elephants on a ballet shoe point and call it an acceptable measure of pressure

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Re: But what then

Free the Fig Newton one!

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Re: Pressure

Classical maybe?

UK reveals new 'National Cyber Force', announces Space Command and mysterious AI agency

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The MOD is still allowed to get away with woolly thinking and 'investments' in big chunks of metal that are not in keeping with the reality of Britain's diminished role as an ex imperial power.

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

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Happy

In defence

of the poor inexperienced user, this was a perfectly understandable error to make, a little gentle education by the PFY earlier on might have helped.

Test and Trace chief Dido Harding prompted to self-isolate by NHS COVID-19 app

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I would be amused if somewhere in there there was not a test 'Is this Harding's phone?' -> Isolate asap.

Alleged Ponzi mastermind on the run from FBI hid in lake with sea-scooter, collared after he surfaced half-hour later

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Facepalm

He should have used a rebreather.....

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges £12bn green economy package

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Re: How exactly?

Most electric vehicles negotiate with the charger and are quite capable of having the charging limited if necessary.

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Re: Like you go to a filling station and fill up

Mine, about 20 minutes to get a charge usable for 3-4 days.

Pass us a tissue: Capita CFO calls it quits, talks of 'privilege' to work at 'centre' of biz that 'touches the lives of millions'

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Nomnitive Determination.

Apple braces for antitrust woes by letting users select and install third-party apps during setup of iOS 14.3

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Re: Errr..

The removal of FTP from browsers was a daft political move, nothing more.

Apparently teenager rapidly work out how to use ftp via a terminal (I have been told)

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

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Re: That reminds me..

I have not written one in 10 years but occasionally do receive one (and not from some old aged relative). In my case, the Halifax deposit via photo saves me a great deal of time.

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Angel

IN similar circumstance, I suspect I would have been off to the bank/po asap as well