* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Haskell, Erlang, and Frank walk into a bar – and begin new project to work in Unison

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Happy

You are obviously a lithpel enthusiast

Fairytale for 2019: GNOME to battle a patent troll in court

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Re: trolls

Texas trolls have evolved to be sunlight immune.

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Trollface

We patented patenting that idea - that will be $150 please (or your firstborn).

HMRC slaps Getronics with winding-up petition: It'll be sorted out today, blurts tech services firm

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Extended Screwups

It must be a fairly extended screwup and quite possibly goes beyond just failure to pay up immediately. While HMRC are easy to have a go at (and I have done it myself) they tend to work slightly more carefully than just whipping up a wind up order at a whim. Don't they?

Tech CEO thrown in the clink for seven years for H-1B gang-master role: Crim farmed out foreign staff as cheap labor

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Greed

Reading the article, it looks like a familiar story. Simple subversion of the H1B would probably have been something he would have got away with. FEvading taxes and other abuses (OK, this is the US, maybe not) will be the root of his downfall.

Time to check in again on the Atari retro console… dear God, it’s actually got worse

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Re: Rob Wyatt

Having had a quick look at https://lastgameboard.com I suspect that it is whatever vapourware starts from backofagpacketware?

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.

No, it maintains the sovereignty of parliament and is upholding that. It would have been difficult if it had gone the other way - the executive would have been free to suspend parliament (the UK has a parliamentary democracy) in order to get arbitrary changes through while preventing MPs having any say on the matter. It was made clear in the ruling that Parliament was not being usurped - but the executive being forced to listen to them according to the precedent in the UK.

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Re: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

The Irish reunification question is complex and not an easy thing to achieve even if you hope it will happen.

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Re: Ignorantia juris non excusat

Yup, unlawful means that it is breaking the law, illegal is a very very sick bird.

Devonitely not great: Torbay and South Devon NHS declares 'major IT incident'

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Re: What ?

An EU project to impose high-speed rail across Europe - you need to get the tin foil hat back on. When did the EU propose imposing it?

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Re: What ?

Or the cash really is not there?

'Ridiculous, rubbish, outrageous, complete bollocks': Just some reviews for Amazon's corporate contribution to Blighty's coffers

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Re: Not really Amazon's fault

HP (as was ) used to pride themselves on it. Bygone days

BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump

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Re: Easy Peasy

Well you win pint of the week!

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Re: Great, I'm now that consultant

A source of much interesting and useful work? If a network scan is dangerous then WTF

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Re: Speical cards

Hey we ran a wire wrapped pdp8 - bloody sight more reliable than the official gear

MPs call for 'immediate' stop to facial recog in UK as report underlines bias risks in 'pre-crime' algos used by coppers

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Re: MPs call for 'immediate' stop to facial recog

While I agree with much of what you say, could you enlighten us as to what Brexit related problems they have run out of?

UK launches online VAT inquiry following fears of Brexit fraudster surge

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Re: An exercise for the reader.

Yes but that would be seen as 'anti-business and condemned by the Daily Heil and other papers, while the latter is lauded for hitting the fraudsters (and the disabled and and and) so lauded. Bit like Tax evasion and the dodgier tax avoidance schemes.

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Re: Other way around...

The whole of the UK? Really?

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Well, they killed complimentary tea and coffee at the Home Office when I was seconded there for 9 months (great 'improvements' on productivity as everyone decamped on a regular basis to the nearest caff. So maybe w Whutehall.

Westminster still gets subsidised meals and bars, so little chance of that happening in the Commons or Lords.

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It is not quite an honour system. We pay and reclaim VAT (substantial) and I am sure that HMRC does match invoice and reclaim numbers - well I would hope so - can't be that difficult for businesses although it does require both sides to tango...

Belgian F-16 pilot rescued from power line after emergency ejection

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Trappe(d)

I'm glad nothing but pride was injured, but I would imagine the crew are treating themselves with liberal doses of Chimay or similar

Scotiabank slammed for 'muppet-grade security' after internal source code and credentials spill onto open internet

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Yeh, true, but then ISO9000 didn't say anything about quality - yet, people used it as shorthand for such.

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Re: Why is orange jam called marmalade?

cos it contains peel

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Re: Sorry I'm late to the party...

importantly, before I get into life, the universe and everything, where's the free beer?

GitHub gobbles biz used by NASA, Google, etc to search code for bugs and security holes in Mars rovers, apps...

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Re: "Software security is a community effort..."

Spelt correctly and used appropriately - what's your problem?

US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden)

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I'm sure they will find a way of charging people with 'wire fraud' if they purchase the book from outside the US

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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Re: Dumped HP deskjets some time back

Justifiable fame I would add. The decline must in part be connected to short term managers who get their bonuses in the next financial years based on the current years performance - so screw the future provided that particular future lives beyond you current bonus and roles lifetime.

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Re: polluting the well.

How about SW1P 4DF and P. Tom.?

Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...

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Re: Maybe it is past time to call Trading Standards.

He has to be run over by the bulldozer first! Please.

UK Home Office web form snafu allows you to both agree and disagree – strongly – all at once

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As of 16.40 17/09/19 it still allows it. Funny - I had to look at a tool being recommended at the Home office for these sorts of forms (presented as PDFs that would also display in a Web page) - I believe that it was the chosen one. It not only used exclusive checks but was a royal pain in the arse about ensuring that the author OKd every time they tried not to avoid it (that was a selling point for the people commissioning the work). Oh well.....

You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers?

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Well, they are hoping that the funghis will attract fungelles.

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Re: Talk about ....

Minced or chunky?

Au my bog: Bloke, 66, on bail after 'solid-gold' crapper called 'America' stolen from stately home

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I understand they only gave a 3-minute usage slot, so its only use would be for a few select (or not) tabloids.

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Fishy

I believe that the average British toilet bowl runs between 30 and 55bs (well it is a US piece of work). Given the density difference between gold and porcelain, if it was a solid gold bowl, then it must have weighed one heck of a lot more if it maintained the form. It must have been tricky to get in place but getting such a heavy object back out through the window (as reported) would have required heavy lifting gear shurely?

But I laughed at the 'heist' anyway. The naff being taken from the stupid (the Churchill family).

Consumer ransomware insurance? You could be painting a target on us all for avaricious crims

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Re: Backups

It probably will but if the attackers have been cunning and patient, your significant backups might end up being locked without some rather more expensive remedial action.

COBOL: Five little letters that if put on a CV would ensure stable income for many a greybeard coder

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Re: Books

I learnt COBOL as a sympathy gesture to an (ex) girlfriend who was doing an accounting degree (late 70s - enlightened in many ways). One of my friends did the same thing. Catching up with him recently I gather he is still earning a tidy shekel consulting on that and other even more obscure languages and systems (always his passion).

Magnetic cockroaches, dirty money, wombat poo and posties' balls: It's the Ig Nobels 2019

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Re: Two future poop Ig Nobels

I concur. With two fairly fierce mogs who have what appears to be a dislike of their fellows, they do keep their territory clean.

£1bn UK justice system digitisation scheme in massive delay shocker

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Re: "We will continue [..] working closely with our stakeholders to improve and ensure reform."

There has to be a corollary related to Brooks law with positive feedback?

MPs would love to hear all about how UK.gov plans to ratchet R&D spend to 3% of GDP

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Re: Foreign aid!

I suspect that in part it is designed to protect foreign aid budgets which are easy targets for a politician seeking some lection pleasing spending (unless they make up the money of course)

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No one has told them that the government's magic money tree is fiction and not even science fiction.

Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: Bring it on!

Johnson only put the barmaid's tits onto his collection of EU lies because he wanted them for himself.

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Devil

April 1 does fall on an inconvenient date - one might have thought that politicians would be a little more (?) thought into it all.

CEOs beg for America-wide privacy law... to protect their businesses from state privacy laws

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well short story, but yes I agree, and with an interesting twist on government interference.

Deloitte man kept quiet at Autonomy's internal audit committees, says scrutiny chairman

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Re: I did wonder what the Auditors did in this case

I have seen the same thing from auditors - and in extreme detail when we sold the company. It seemed to me that while they were doing a reasonable job, at least part of it was an attempt to impress everyone that they had been thorough. But then we were a small company not using one of the Big 4!

Lights, camera, camera, camera, action: iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip biz in new iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip shocker

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Re: Subscription services

True - lots, but switching between them has traditionally been both geographically limited and painful to change. How many people want the hassle of Apple TV, Amazon, Now, etc etc etc... I suspect that a fair number of people will compromise by choosing one (or maybe two if something like sport is important to them)

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Re: No Das Boot here

A villain on a budget?

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Re: The Obvious Comeback...

He was working on it - wasn't there the hollowed out model c/w appropriate poison gas?

New lows at Bose as firmware update woes infuriate soundbar bros

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Re: I checked out Bose's site

And at about £1000 a pop, they are not getting mine either - insult following injury I think

Finally! A solution to 42 – the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

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I think subsidised (by someone else) cycles would be more appropriate.

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Re: Disturbing

Would a towelling bathrobe suffice as a compromise?