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Posts by BebopWeBop
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Haskell, Erlang, and Frank walk into a bar – and begin new project to work in Unison
Fairytale for 2019: GNOME to battle a patent troll in court
HMRC slaps Getronics with winding-up petition: It'll be sorted out today, blurts tech services firm
Tech CEO thrown in the clink for seven years for H-1B gang-master role: Crim farmed out foreign staff as cheap labor
Time to check in again on the Atari retro console… dear God, it’s actually got worse
UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament
Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.
No, it maintains the sovereignty of parliament and is upholding that. It would have been difficult if it had gone the other way - the executive would have been free to suspend parliament (the UK has a parliamentary democracy) in order to get arbitrary changes through while preventing MPs having any say on the matter. It was made clear in the ruling that Parliament was not being usurped - but the executive being forced to listen to them according to the precedent in the UK.
Devonitely not great: Torbay and South Devon NHS declares 'major IT incident'
'Ridiculous, rubbish, outrageous, complete bollocks': Just some reviews for Amazon's corporate contribution to Blighty's coffers
BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
MPs call for 'immediate' stop to facial recog in UK as report underlines bias risks in 'pre-crime' algos used by coppers
UK launches online VAT inquiry following fears of Brexit fraudster surge
Well, they killed complimentary tea and coffee at the Home Office when I was seconded there for 9 months (great 'improvements' on productivity as everyone decamped on a regular basis to the nearest caff. So maybe w Whutehall.
Westminster still gets subsidised meals and bars, so little chance of that happening in the Commons or Lords.
Belgian F-16 pilot rescued from power line after emergency ejection
Scotiabank slammed for 'muppet-grade security' after internal source code and credentials spill onto open internet
GitHub gobbles biz used by NASA, Google, etc to search code for bugs and security holes in Mars rovers, apps...
US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden)
HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some
Re: Dumped HP deskjets some time back
Justifiable fame I would add. The decline must in part be connected to short term managers who get their bonuses in the next financial years based on the current years performance - so screw the future provided that particular future lives beyond you current bonus and roles lifetime.
Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...
UK Home Office web form snafu allows you to both agree and disagree – strongly – all at once
As of 16.40 17/09/19 it still allows it. Funny - I had to look at a tool being recommended at the Home office for these sorts of forms (presented as PDFs that would also display in a Web page) - I believe that it was the chosen one. It not only used exclusive checks but was a royal pain in the arse about ensuring that the author OKd every time they tried not to avoid it (that was a selling point for the people commissioning the work). Oh well.....
You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers?
Au my bog: Bloke, 66, on bail after 'solid-gold' crapper called 'America' stolen from stately home
Fishy
I believe that the average British toilet bowl runs between 30 and 55bs (well it is a US piece of work). Given the density difference between gold and porcelain, if it was a solid gold bowl, then it must have weighed one heck of a lot more if it maintained the form. It must have been tricky to get in place but getting such a heavy object back out through the window (as reported) would have required heavy lifting gear shurely?
But I laughed at the 'heist' anyway. The naff being taken from the stupid (the Churchill family).
Consumer ransomware insurance? You could be painting a target on us all for avaricious crims
COBOL: Five little letters that if put on a CV would ensure stable income for many a greybeard coder
Re: Books
I learnt COBOL as a sympathy gesture to an (ex) girlfriend who was doing an accounting degree (late 70s - enlightened in many ways). One of my friends did the same thing. Catching up with him recently I gather he is still earning a tidy shekel consulting on that and other even more obscure languages and systems (always his passion).
Magnetic cockroaches, dirty money, wombat poo and posties' balls: It's the Ig Nobels 2019
£1bn UK justice system digitisation scheme in massive delay shocker
MPs would love to hear all about how UK.gov plans to ratchet R&D spend to 3% of GDP
Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit
CEOs beg for America-wide privacy law... to protect their businesses from state privacy laws
Deloitte man kept quiet at Autonomy's internal audit committees, says scrutiny chairman
Re: I did wonder what the Auditors did in this case
I have seen the same thing from auditors - and in extreme detail when we sold the company. It seemed to me that while they were doing a reasonable job, at least part of it was an attempt to impress everyone that they had been thorough. But then we were a small company not using one of the Big 4!
Lights, camera, camera, camera, action: iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip biz in new iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip shocker
Re: Subscription services
True - lots, but switching between them has traditionally been both geographically limited and painful to change. How many people want the hassle of Apple TV, Amazon, Now, etc etc etc... I suspect that a fair number of people will compromise by choosing one (or maybe two if something like sport is important to them)