* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Is there alien life on Earth? Maybe, says Brit 'naut. Well, where did they come from? How about this far-away cluster. Or this 'Godzilla' galaxy...

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Re: Helen Sharman

Hey all she did was disperse a little of the flame I seem to remember

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Re: Alien life on earth

I pity you - a politician for a brother.

Beset by lawsuits over poor security protections, Ring rolls out 'privacy dashboard' for its creepy surveillance cams, immediately takes heat

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Or if 2FA was both easy to use and mandatory - setting expectations on users and not allowing them to bypass an already trivial confirmation system might not damage sales except to idiots with too much money to burn (oh yes, I forgot they make up a substantial part of the market)

Finally, a good use for AI: Machine-learning tool guesstimates how well your code will run on a CPU core

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I can certainly see the application of a more generalised system, but at the moment it goes to the heart of the problems with black box magic predictors - it needs to be fast enough to provide a useful part of the design - test loop.

GCHQ: A cyber-what-now? Rumours of our probe into London Stock Exchange 'cyberattack' have been greatly exaggerated

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Re: I'm very familiar with the matter

It is shelved alongside other Fantasy titles in the newsagents if that helps

Imagination and Apple, sitting in a tree, l-i-c-e-n-s-i-n-g GPU tech semi-secretly: Brit chip designer strikes iGiant deal

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Re: Two and a half years ago I wrote

That's a safe pint!

Lynch lied about Autonomy's accounts, rages HPE to the High Court

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Re: Fraud

IBM have been doing a good job of it.

Smart speaker maker Sonos takes heat for deliberately bricking older kit with 'Trade Up' plan

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Re: "To dissuade pickpocketing"

Victorinox gadgets are amusing and somewhat retro, but a combination of a decent set of pliers, screwdrivers and a knife on my Leatherman win out over my 35-year-old Swiss tool.

Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash

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Leaving aside the imagined financial benefits for the NHS (I am sure there could be some, but the figure is just another guestimate aimed at promoting the project and the real beneficiaries - by orders of magnitude will be assorted companies) the one thing you can guarantee is that NHS management will ignore their experts, and Westminster will support them in that disregard - after all their record, let alone their understanding of privacy and anonymity is hardly sparkling.

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

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Re: Super Magnets

Or in some circles, 'ohhhh goody - what do you think might happen (a speculative game to be played over beers).

Remembering Y2K call-outs and the joy of the hourly contractor rate

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Re: 1K

It worked for UKIP and Johnson. The thing is that the consequences might have been obvious immediately on Jan 1 2000, the consequences of political decisions wil take many many years to work through. Politicians rely on that delay to operate.

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A difference in rates for guaranteed bonus and potential payments. Horses for courses.

BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer

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Re: Radiocative ink, soviet style

Yes, I remember being briefed on a watermarking project at HP. They even nobbled attempts to copy dollar bills.

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According to my partner, I am a certified nut - not that I ever set out to be but she does give me licence.

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"I don't know. Have you tried switching the machine off and back on again?"

Good to see the Helldesk training kicking in

Boeing, Boeing, gone! CEO Muilenburg quits 'effective immediately'

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Headmaster

His payoff was how much per death?

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

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can’t believe you’re helping him,” the PFY says, looking at me like some class traitor.

The PFY is still charmingly naive....

But a great column for the day

The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes

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A business-critical SPF - replicate it - who would have thunk?

It's cool for Brit snoops to break the law, says secretive spy court. Just hold on while we pull off some legal jujitsu to let MI5 off the hook...

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Re: Jujitsu?

Maybe, but they do seem to have justice in a death hold....

Five years in the clink for super-crook who scammed Google, Facebook out of $120m with fake tech invoices

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Re: Good accounting

A remarkable outlier. Most of my clients pay slightly late - just before penalties kick in. A small few (now ex clients) do their best to delay - even over relatively trivial sums.

UK cops lost nearly twice as much of their own tech kit this year, says thinktank

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Arguably, the "winner" is Devon and Cornwall police, which lost only two devices over a three-year period, with none reported missing during the last financial year.

The winner being the force that has the worst inventory management system or maybe the poorest auditing?

Hold my Bose, we can do premium: Sennheiser chucks pricey wireless cans at travellers

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So, it I understand, you can’t forget to turn them off, because you need to turn them off.....

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Re: Wired or wireless?

Not a problem with mine - happy, very regular user, albeit a train warrior most of the time.

Who's that padding down the chimney? It's Puma, with its weird £80 socks for gamers

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Re: It's made of gamers!

That's what the kettle with the 'on button' taped over is for of course.

Want to live long and prosper? Avoid pirated, malware-laden Star Wars free vid streams – and pay to watch instead

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Re: Kudos

Hmm - the militant wing of the R2D2 gamily

Email blackmail brouhaha tears UKIP apart as High Court refuses computer seizure attempt

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I lost all hope that we might not stoop lower some time ago

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A public vote - say in the form of a popular TV show might be vote winner.

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From a UK point of view, I have to admit I find this hilarious - no doubt the Brexit party (with fringe elements from the Tories) will be dragged into the ongoing mess. What a joke state our politics are in. One only needs a major opposing party to behave like blind fools and the party in power to lie and be able to do so without blushing - continuously to make a full house. Oh wait a second......

Sir John Redwood backs IR35 campaign, notes review would have to start 'immediately' before new off-payroll working rules kick in

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Re: let the shafting begin

Hmm - a large number of West ponders downvoting this morning.

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Maybe you just took a nap?

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Do election promises mean anything?

I assume that is a rhetorical question.........

And coincidentally having just written the above, but in the edit window, in the Queens Speech, the minimum wage may not quite go through if the economy does not improve by some unspecified amount (sorry for everyone outside of the UK, but it is a wee internal niggle about our failing state).

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

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Crapsulting? (I am sure there will be other and probably better suggestions)

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

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Re: Optical Illusion?

Surely, given the price, the question should be "why are B&O making cheese graters?"

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Joke

So does an Apple store maintain a stable of geniuses and how do they feed and exercise them (curious minds and all that)

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Re: Proprietary Flash

Downvoted, not really flamed.

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There is probably a great deal of scope for optimisation, but the cost of doing that for the relatively small number of users this type of machine possibly exceeds the cost of the memory. Short term thinking - possibly, but reality is calling I suspect.

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Re: Stinking Bishop

And it reall does pong - but tastes very fine. My partner insists it is kept in a sealed box - preferably out of sight of the unwary.

Deadly 737 Max jets no longer a Boeing concern – for now: Production suspended after biz runs out of parking space

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The issue is that the axe (head and shaft) were easier to understand when a replacement part was specced.,

Lynch was 'willing to lie' to High Court over Autonomy whistleblower, claims HPE

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I suspect that Mr Justice Hildyard. will find that US 'justice' a hardly compelling case in his judgement (whatever that might be), he might even determine to examine the evidence before making a decision.

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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Re: world-wide DC access

I see a missed opportunity.....

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Holmes

I am given to understand that some of the BOFH's victims (sorry righful targets) might never have done so.

HPE to Mike Lynch: You told either El Reg or High Court the right version of why former Autonomy execs won't testify

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mainly.

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I think El Reg has the edge (just?) on PEye on technical news, although the Post Office Scandal has been well covered by the latter.

These are the droids you're looking for: Softbank launches Japan cafe staffed by bots

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Re: Works for me

I don't go into McDonald's because the food is shitty.

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I might be a little more concerned about Ray Bradbury's Baskerville - far scarier. (when science fiction at least appeared to be more inventive)

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Re: But how's the cofee?

I suspect you have overestimated the quality of much coffee served in Britain.

And now for this evening's space weather report. We've got a hotspot of satellite-wrecking 'killer electrons' in the outer Van Allen belt...

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Re: Don't worry kids

I remember reading about the old aviators (they were at the time of the quote) mantra

If you crash, are you injured

No

don't worry about it

Yes

Is it serious?

No -> you'll recover don't worry about it

Yes

Survivable?

Yes -> That OK, stop worrying

No -> you don't need to concern yourself

The earliest version I have seen is 1st world war (so primitive medicine) - fits with the (mainly) men who flew at the time!

Valuable personal info leaks from Facebook – not Zuck selling it, unencrypted hard drives of staff data stolen

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Facepalm

And on the other side of the pond, a House of Commons (or government) drive would have been thoughtfully left on a train. Unencrypted of course.

GlaxoSmithKline ditches IR35 contractors: Go PAYE or go home

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Their bank balances I assume, and if they don't have them 'FrEEEEEEEdom'?)

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And under the surface, as corrupt as most.