* Posts by BebopWeBop

2863 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2015

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

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Re: HP printers

We had a 'industrial' grade coffee machine on similar terms. Our MD had got a very good deal. They did not anticipate the insatiable need for good coffee (and it was - roasted frequently and ground to order) by R&D staff, not to mention regular visits by the engineers in an attached factory. The maintenance engineer was there on a bi-weekly basis (the MD did know how to negotiate a tight SLA).

I left a couple of years later, but I wonder what the renegotiations looked like when they came!

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Re: I expect I'll get a ton of downvotes BUT

If they put a lebel on it "will only work with HP inks" - in big bright letters, then I would agree. But they don't sell it that way so I do have sympathy with the ordinary punter. A friend bought an HP printer and I was roped in to help set it up. Disabling 'talk back' and automatic updates were amngst the first things I did.....

Family meeting! Chocolate Factory makes its business-like video-chat service free to anyone with a Google account

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I do realise why video conferencing has been a bit of a hit during the current epidemic (even my 83-year-old mum, a technophobe to the ends of her toes) has embraced her iPad and surprisingly(!) doesn't have any technical problems when she wants to use something, but I hate them.

Years ago, I got to use something called Halo in anger (http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/press_kits/2008/halo/products.html) - it was brilliant, but being HP incredibly badly marketed! It was as close to a real meeting place as I have seen (and this is >10 years ago, not that I have looked hard since). Many of the social norms (who for god's sake looks straight into the eyes of a presenter?) were maintained, and the relative expense made sure that the meetings were tight - although the benefits of not having to attend meetings in Palo Alto from the UK more than made up for it.

Now I simply refuse to use or sanction video conferences for meetings unless absolutely necessary - and then it is only because a customer wants it - running a small company across three EU sites and one non (the UK although for how much longer?), we rely on shared documents and voice with a tight agenda - and it works. meetings are short enough and productive.

My mum carries on - although I always just use voice - but then she has grown tired of my face over 53 years!

Just say no for business.

Assange should be furloughed from Belmarsh prison, says human rights org. Here's a thought: He could stay with friends!

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Re: As long as UK.gov keeps the money this time

Really? Do you have any evidence of that?

China strings up red tape barrier that shows businesses they're better off buying local tech

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I wonder whether they are getting their reparations for retaliation in early?

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Re: "political, diplomatic, and trade factors"

Chapeu

Happy birthday, ARM1. It is 35 years since Britain's Acorn RISC Machine chip sipped power for the first time

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Ahh, fornd memories of working with an Archimedes (we used them in the labs - a cheap and very flexible alternative to the PC) - and being a bit of a packrat, I still have a (working ) machine - along with my Zx80 and other bits of arcana.

Cosmo Communicator: Phone-laptop hybrid is neat, if niche, tilt at portable productivity

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Re: Why are you going with Psion comparisons?

Well on their way, HP and Nokia collaborated to provide an interesting device that combined an HP palmtop with a slot in Nokia mobile) - I saw the prototypes and used one. The Nokia went off on their own with the communicator.

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Re: Deal breaker

I agree - niche, but rather wonderful for my work and comms.

Airbus and Rolls-Royce hit eject on hybrid-electric airliner testbed after E-Fan X project fails to get off the ground

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Re: Electric planes?

You are going to have to get that Yachtmaster certificate then!

Elevating cost-cutting to a whole new level with million-dollar bar bills

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Re: Cars of the day... with good old steel bumpers and side panels

30 years ago I was posted to Kenya. Fired visit and I was amazed by the number of 504s being used as taxis. Taken everywhere and anywhere and with silly loads. Built like tanks!

Geoboffins reckon extreme rainfall might help some volcanoes pop off

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Re: The magma's several km deep

Science should be challenged - that's how it's proved.

Dare I make a minor correction - that is how it is tested.

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

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I think a smug, if guilty (in secret) schadenfreude is something we have all indulged in

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That was a good spot!

IBM Watson GPU cloud cluster Brexits from London to Frankfurt – because GDPR

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Re: Genuinely...

Well, that is not strictly true. I was a PhD student once - working on numerical analysis problems and we checkpointed - toyou had to given the reliability! Later, moving to a technical organisation providing serices - "you better had bloody checkpoint" would have been in most people's minds. Still, 3 years, continuously, no changes to the code - that must be a small minority of codes.

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Re: Genuinely...

Shutting down an arbitrary pipeline, no. Shutting down a pipeline designed for restart - and they should be, yes. And having worked on very substantial numerical codes in the past, I have seen and do know it can be done properly.

Again - anyone who had read the news would surely have made an effort to get this going bnefore now - or has this computationaly big been running for >3 years without modification?

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Re: Genuinely...

Well appropriate checkpointing and when possible a sneakerware transfer might help.... Surely someone might have seen this coming in an organisation aware of what has been happening in the last 3 years?

Capita to place bit less sauce in outsourcing execs' share awards packets

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Re: He was supposed to get 5,900,000 shares ?

thanks to political correctness gone mad, everyone with the correct connections must get a participation trophy these days.

TFTFY. Ni political correctness, just corruption - moral if not pecuniary.

Why should the UK pensions watchdog be able to spy on your internet activities? Same reason as the Environment Agency and many more

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Joke

UK National Authority for Counter Eavesdropping (UKNACE)

Someone has a sense of humour somewhere in Whitehall......

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Re: Sunset clauses and jury oversight are needed.

What is wrong with a warrant?

Zero-click, zero-day flaws in iOS Mail 'exploited to hijack' VIP smartphones. Apple rushes out beta patch

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Updates certainly appeard by this morning (23 April 2020)

Video game cloud streaming shaken up as Nvidia loses more big names, Microsoft readies its market killer

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With even a microsecond meaning the difference between winning and losing, it is something many are prepared to pay for.

And network latencies that vary according to geography don't have effects way over a microsesond?

House of Commons agrees to allow Zoom app in Parliament, British MPs will still have to dress smartly

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Re: "a glimpse of Michael Gove in a leopard onesie"

On his head?

Europe publishes draft rules for coronavirus contact-tracing app development, on a relaxed schedule

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Re: We know what you did ...

Do you think Bob will LISTEN?

Ex-TalkTalk infosec exec's equal pay and unfair dismissal claims tossed out at tribunal

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Re: "Previously in charge of a £20m project to roll out fibre-optic"...

they do love to josh

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Devil

Has Lego beome El Reg's new Playmobil? Concerned watcher might need to know the change in policy.....

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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Re: Re Cycle Wheels

For some people, an E-Bike makes a great deal of sense, and $10,00 for a new machine is a snip compared with the equivalent new car. Lycra BTW is not mandatory whatever the Daily Fail might tell you.

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Re: Re Cycle Wheels

As a keen cyclist who occasionally purchases a new bike, it never fails to surprise me that the extra 20g I have shaved off the weight of my latest rides makes no apparent difference to my speed and remember that it would have been cheaper to lose a little weight myself. Such is human capacity fo self-delusion.....

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Trollface

It just an example of Apple filling an obvious gap in their continuum - iPad->Laptop->Desjktop->Luggabel->Rollable

UK govt probes Brit chip biz Imagination after growing Chinese ownership sparks national security fears

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Ahhh laissez faire government strikes again (and then wrings hand as reiterates 'lessons will be learnt' - until next time)

IBM age discrimination lawsuit suddenly ends, suggests Big Blue was willing to pay to avoid discovery process

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Re: pick the bones of the cadaver that is IBM...

I believe that cooked bone marrow has its fans - nourishment on an emaciated corpse yet.....,

Apple: We respect your privacy so much we've revealed a little about what we can track when you use Maps

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Re: If this worries you...

You can get a pretty good one using 'find my friend' (or whatever it is called nowadays. Used that to synch up with friends when meeting and moving.

We lost another good one: Mathematician John Conway loses Game of Life, taken by coronavirus at 82

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We had a cellular automata machine (a CAM if anyone knows it) and from that developed some extremly interesting and very much larger boxes to do novel 3D rendering (some of which have even survived 30 odd years later). http://people.csail.mit.edu/nhm/cam8.pdf - it was a wonderful demonstrator when we were gettin our own hardware up to scratch. I still have the book that came out of the MIT press somewhere.

Rewriting the checklists: 50 years since Apollo 13 reported it 'had a problem' – and boffins saved the day

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The bang experienced by the Apollo 13 crew must have been awfully "solid," as Kranz put it.

Understatement of the year!

Suspicious senate stock sale spurt spurs scrutiny scheme: This website tracks which shares US senators are unloading mid-pandemic

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Devil

They are not going to like it up 'em. British and other European politicians won't either.

Self-driving car LIDAR stalwart Velodyne sued for sacking a third of its staff claiming coronavirus was the cause

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Trollface

They bother taking them round the back? Progress indeed.

French monopoly watchdog orders Google to talk payment terms with French publishers

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Re: Greed

And just as deluded.

Guess what's heading to trial? IBM and its tactic of yoinking promised commissions after sales reps seal the deal

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Re: The good old days

The same with many companies - HP, pre and post the arrival of Fiorina was the same.

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Re: Torch 'em

What do you have against red heads or Tina Turner?

RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away

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Actually I don't find self-checkouts a problem today - the rest, well could not agree more.

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Re: what is problem with COBOL ?

I still have my (hardback) copy of the original K&R book on C. Not signed unfortunately!

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Re: The real mystery is how Paula discovered the clock work around ...

A good friday to be out (or so I am told).

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Re: I'm not sure why it happened

Bob was under the table?

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I have to admit that it one of the strangest, repeatable faults I have heard of.

Ransomware scumbags leak Boeing, Lockheed Martin, SpaceX documents after contractor refuses to pay

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A bit tough on the other inhabitants of Wormwood?

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Re: Anti-mortar system?

All in all, best be sneaky and be somewhere else entirely.

Cowardice - you know it makes sense.

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Holmes

have been stolen from an industrial contractor

have been stolen from an industrial ex-contractor

TFTFY

Doom Eternal: Reboot sequel is cluttered but we're only here for the rippin' and the tearin'

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Holmes

And there I was telling my son about how we introduce Doom on first release into our research lab - and this chap's Grandfather had it! Humbled I am humbled.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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Very good (well the last one is certainly backed up by observation and the others by surmise and suspicion - well that is as good as evidence these days).

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Re: Elderly?

that would be .scot to you laddie