* Posts by HieronymusBloggs

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Ocado to stock cannabidiol-infused water

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Re: CBD will not make you high

Money for old rope.

UK peers: Is this what you call governance of facial recog tech? A 'few scattered papers'!

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"There is a ban on face coverings in Germany, unless it is for religious purposes, it seems."

I imagine that is very popular with welders, construction workers, surgeons, motorcyclists and those who don't like frostbitten faces in winter.

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"At least that's easy to correct, once you actually show them your face."

How do you prove you're not the person in the image if the quality is so bad it produces a false positive in the first place? If you don't have a plausible alibi you'll be assumed to be correctly identified.

Fender's 'smart' guitar amp has no Bluetooth pairing controls

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Re: As a practicing[0] guitarist ...

"iPad sound mixing desks are now common, and allow for on-the-fly sound mixing *from amongst the audience* - that is, the sound technician is hearing what the audience is hearing. "

That's why front-of-house mixing desks are usually placed in (or behind) the audience. I sometimes see iPads and the like used for setting up the initial calibration of sound systems, but have never seen such a thing used for a main mix in a gig of any real size. Maybe we attend different gigs.

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Re: As a practicing[0] guitarist ...

"Should any musician wish, they can use an iPhone to control the volume of their own monitor speakers."

If they don't mind the possibility of nasty phone interference noises through the PA.

OpenBSD releases Meltdown patch

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"I have used OpenBSD mainly on firewalls for the past 13 years. Most recently installed 6.0 shortly after it came out, and the setup process was basically identical to what I remembered 13 years ago"

I only tried it briefly 10 years ago, but don't remember it being so easy to set up as a desktop system. With over 9000 packages available now, and a package management system that handles dependencies automatically it is not difficult.

It took me less time to set up a 6.2 desktop than it took to set up the Debian 9 equivalent. (Having said that, every new version of Debian seems to have more 'fashion-statement' stuff which I have to undo to make it usable).

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"I've tried OpenBSD and never really got very far with it."

I recently switched my desktop PC to OpenBSD after nearly two decades of Debian use. I was pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to set up now (much easier than 10 years ago when I tried it previously). It reminds me of Debian from around 2000 in terms of leanness and simplicity, but more polished and user-friendly.

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Re: Ghostbusters

"Satisfaction GUARANTEED! Or your ghost back!"

That's the spirit.

Ubuntu wants to slurp PCs' vital statistics – even location – with new desktop installs

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Re: Your survey questions

"Ethical media should either avoid these so-called "surveys" or at least have a disclaimer that they have no scientific basis or significance whatsoever, have not been designed or reviewed by skilled and qualified statisticians, and are strictly for entertainment purposes."

Have you visited El Reg before?

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Re: How it should have been handled

"I am of the Devuan-type ... Debian with no trace of système d hacks"

Does Devuan ascii no longer include libsystemd0? The current stable release includes it, so it's difficult to claim it has 'no trace' of systemd. Personally I'm not too bothered about the presence of libsystemd0 on my Debian/sysvinit-core systems, but users of Devuan stable have little cause for smugness.

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Re: Location, Location, Location.

"Debian created a system which tracked which packages you installed and which ones you used how often and a lot of Debian derivatives use it also."

I'm guessing you're referring to the 'popularity-contest' package, which (on Debian at least) you have to install in order to use it. Bad move by Ubuntu in making it install by default.

Oi! Verizon leaked my fiancée's nude pix to her ex-coworker, says bloke

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"discretely copied"

So they copied them a bit at a time?

Crypto-gurus: Which idiots told the FBI that Feds-only backdoors in encryption are possible?

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Re: Exceptional access to WHICH governments?

"Here in the UK we have clueless twerps like May and Rudd involved. Those two understand nothing."

They understand how to patronise and sneer at techies who have the bad taste to point out the limits of reality.

New click-to-hack tool: One script to exploit them all and in the darkness TCP bind them

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"Python 2.7"

How unfashionable.

When you play this song backwards, you can hear Satan. Play it forwards, and it hijacks Siri, Alexa

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Re: On the topic of ultrasound...

"Microphones can be designed to suppress ultrasound, but that either makes them bulky or expensive"

In many cases just using a heavier diaphragm in the microphone capsule would do the job (extra material cost close to zero). I suspect it's more a case of apathy than expense.

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Re: How well does this attack work

"The worst part is most of these voice recognition devices are always on & listening even when set to "off""

No, the worst part is that they are there.

Firefox to emit ‘occasional sponsored story’ in ads test

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Re: Bye Bye

"...until whatever online banking sites you use stop working with it"

Not sure why that attracted downvotes. It's a constant source of irritation that no sooner do I get used to a particular browser than it stops working on some sites that I need to use.

Web developers seemingly can't resist the urge to "fix" things that aren't broken, breaking them for many people in the process. It appears to be some form of fashion statement. Banking sites are among the worst culprits.

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Re: Bye Bye

"Version 56 does all that I want or need"

...until whatever online banking sites you use stop working with it.

Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

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Re: Congratulations

"never actually raised in the speech in Davos - namely anything to do with actual encryption or even secure communications"

She mentioned Telegram specifically. What aspect of that service other than encrypted communication would she have been referring to?

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"Step one..."

ID+IOT: nominative determinism or troll? Amusing either way.

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Re: Magical Thinking

"Isn't there already a term for it? "Cognitive dissonance"."

Doublethink.

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Re: Biometrics

"Can someone explain why this can't be solved by biometric security?"

Yes.

Crypto-jackers slip Coinhive mining code into YouTube site ads

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Re: JavaScript for Ads?

"then you have the issue that you end up downloading the same jQuery/Angular/Whatever todays framework is javascript file for every site you visit"

You almost make it sound like that stuff is necessary.

Samba 4.8 to squish scaling bug that Tridge himself coded in 2009

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Re: I see the joke icon ...

"the Department of Calvados[0] has around 700,000 people in it"

Incider knowledge?

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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"the sheer hypocrisy here... "

I didn't notice any hypocrisy, as the situations are clearly different. I do notice the tendency of some commentards to take things entirely out of context in order to try and rationalise a personal dislike.

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Re: Rocks... glass houses... c'mon Linus.

"the stories I can tell about hacking into systems using the early versions of UNIX"

Another thing: Unix was around in 1972. I think it's a little unfair to blame the 3-year-old Linus for that.

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Re: Rocks... glass houses... c'mon Linus.

"the stories I can tell about hacking into systems using the early versions of UNIX and Linux"

Nice straw man. Are you saying he should keep his mouth shut about the present CPU debacle?

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Re: It's about time

"Which is why everybody needs to run an anti-virus program with real-time protection."

Do you have a time machine which would enable this? Existing AV is retroactive for the simple reason that malware has to be already in existence and known about before the AV software can be written.

Besides, "everybody" doesn't need this, only those who don't have better means of minimising malware risk.

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"So changing the architecture will slow the CPU down by what? 5 NS? 10NS? Well, that's the end of life as we know it."

A few nanoseconds added to every instruction becomes significant when multiplied by the several billion instructions that a modern CPU can execute per second.

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"he's known for creating the worst fucking OS of all time - where in order to do fucking anything you have to go to fucking terminal command prompt"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (edited for brevity)

Did mummy forget to tie your shoelaces for you this morning?

President Trump turns out the lights on solar panel imports into US

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Re: A good start

"Did any of these solar panel installations get planning permission?"

That should be easy to check on your local council website, if you can resist the impulse (or programmed instruction) to post here for long enough to try that.

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"Kipling reciting hair disorganized dolt of Turkish immigrant origin"

You were doing so well up to the "Turkish immigrant" part of your comment.

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Re: Tariffs on government subsidized chinese panels being dumped here

"theregister.CO.UK Motherfucker!!!!"

Too much coffee?

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Re: A stopped clock is correct twice daily

"This boosts coal and LNG use.

So increases global warming

So makes solar more viable for the rest of us"

I'd expect the increase in smog and cloud cover to have the opposite effect on solar power.

'The capacitors exploded, showering the lab in flaming confetti'

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Re: Improbable

""As for 5V being too low to cause a current surge, have you ever used an arc welder?"

On a PCI bus ?

No."

DainB, no matter the rated current of a PSU, if there are large filter capacitors on the output it can supply many times the rated current while those capacitors discharge, even after any upstream short circuit protection has triggered. That is essentially how a spot welder works, so I'll stick to my welder analogy.

You have clearly been very lucky with all of your circuit prototyping. My experience has been quite different.

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Re: Improbable

"those 2 mm wide and few microns thick power lines on PCB won't be able to pass them without melting"

Having seen many prototype PCBs go up in flames (despite being made of flame-retardent material) I would say that is not necessarily the end of the problem. As has been pointed out, old switch mode power supplies didn't always have reliable current limiting.

As for 5V being too low to cause a current surge, have you ever used an arc welder?

America restarts dodgy spying program – just as classified surveillance abuse memo emerges

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"Eat your own dog food, yankees."

I take it you're a Southerner.

Developer plots server virtualization comeback for XenServer

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Re: Why not just use KVM and oVirt?

"GNU userland has tended to be quite memory hungry compared to the BSD ones"

Good point, and one I overlooked when I made my previous comment.

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Re: Why not just use KVM and oVirt?

"FreeBSD or NetBSD, which make much leaner and more efficient hosts than Linux"

Is this actually true? I run Debian and OpenBSD, and the two base systems aren't vastly different in size. Admittedly OpenBSD base includes web and mail servers, but those are quite small. There are other possible reasons for choosing *BSD over Linux of course.

Wondering where your JavaScript libs went? Spam-detection snafu exiled npm packages

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Re: RE: Or is this what's meant by 'agile'

"If you don't get that, then you really need to discover what agile actually is - and then at least hate it with the added benefit of knowing why."

I suspect your joke detector may need adjusting.

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'

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"Plenty of terrorists benefiting from this handicapping of the security services."

Why is anyone bothering to downvote an obvious AI troll bot?

You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

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"So developers will turn to an OS which has a market share of around 1.5%"

What is this "market share" of which you speak?

And accepting for the sake of argument that "market" even applies to a largely free (as in beer) OS, whose hat was that 1.5% figure pulled from?

Here come the lawyers! Intel slapped with three Meltdown bug lawsuits

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Re: Is Intel guilty of negligence?

"as long as those who needed to know (OS designers mostly) were kept informed"

Looking at recent posts on the OpenBSD and other *BSD mailing lists, this did not include *BSD developers. The whole thing smells bad.

Where did all that water go? Mars was holding it wrong, say boffins

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"There was never water on Mars."

Citation please.

FBI tells Jo(e) Sixpack to become an expert in IoT security

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Re: a sealed box with no way of opening the bonnet and having a poke around ....

"s/bonnet/botnet/"

UK English: bonnet

US English: hood

Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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"I bought a magnet that sat in my desk drawer and I covered one end with some loosely held hard plastic. This held the razor blade securely covering the sharp edge when I wasn't using it."

I hope you remembered to demagnetise the blade before putting it anywhere near the magnetic tape.

Wondering why your internal .dev web app has stopped working?

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"I've noticed that the commenters here on El Reg tend to be very resistant to change of any kind regardless of how useful the new feature might be."

It usually happens when the new "feature" is not actually useful to those resisting it (and may cause them a lot of pain into the bargain).

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Re: Be careful with .local

"it's reserved for Bonjour / avahi / mDNS"

Reserved by whom?

Stick to the script, kiddies: Some dos and don'ts for the workplace

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Re: Am I missing something?

"what was it before now?"

Knock out a quick Cobol or PL/1 program?

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