* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Yelp-for-people app Peeple is back – so we rated Julia, its cofounder

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Re: Maybe an opportunity for creative criticism...?

Well put. But why Dortmund, of all places?

Flying blind: F-35's radar software fails in the air

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Re: What a waste

Next step: testing will show that cybersecurity is slightly worse than on the average IoT device.

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Hmm... I would provide a benchmark against which every other failed project would look, well maybe not exactly good, but somewhat better...

"Yes, I know, things worked out suboptimal, but hey - at least it's not a desaster like the F-35, right?"

Prehistoric mass extinctions

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Re: Also

"This was actually suggested as an alternative explanation for the Tunguska blast, ..."

For example in this movie.

Alien studs on dwarf's erection baffle boffins

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Re: Looks like someone was digging a hole...

That was my first thought too, slag-heap next to a mine...

'You've been hacked, pay up' ... Ransomware forces your PC to read out a hostage note

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Re: "But the ransomware is deliberately programmed not to infect computers in eastern Europe."

My guess is it checks the language settings of the infected system.

Eight in ten IBM Global Tech Services roles will be offshore by 2017

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Re: hmm.

Laser focus? When you see a red dot on you, take cover.

Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal

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Coffee/keyboard

Perfect timing, that was exactly what I needed right now!

Aye, AI: Cambridge's Dr Sean Holden talks to El Reg about our robot overlords

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So today we have the hardware to test ideas that were worked out 20 or 30 years ago. And in 10 or 20 years the hardware will be available to test some of the ideas that are being worked out right now. But how can you create something that you haven't defined sufficiently? coherently? universally?* yet?

*What is the word I'm looking for...

PARIS paper plane lands in Spanish school textbook

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Pint

Congrats, SPB! I think drinks are in order...

Microsoft: Ditch your phone biz and do crazy hardware experiments

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"One reason Windows 10 Mobile is being left behind because it doesn’t talk other devices in your life."

From my point of view that's actually a big 'pro'.

Hacker 'Guccifer' extradited to US

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Re: monicker

Maybe he is just really into handbags and stuff?

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So, pretty good odds for a successful insanity plea?

Email pioneer Raymond Tomlinson dies aged 74

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That was when research was driven by engineering rather than marketing.

Anyway, simple yet elegant solution for an actual problem, using existing resources, that still works perfectly after 45 years - good call! For all I care Tomlinson did invent e-mail.

Mountains of madness found on Pluto's Cthulhu Regio

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First the heart, now there's ice - that's no dwarf planet, that's a fully functional marketing device for Langnese ice-cream!

Machismo is ruining the tech industry for all of us. Equally

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Re: Is this getting worse with time

"Is that any way to run anything that fancies itself a profession?"

From where I sit - no. But then I am in civil engineering.

On the other hand, "that way" practicality ensures that there will always be pastures for unicorns.

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Re: [contd.]

I can't help but feel that you have just proved one or two of the points in A Ghost post.

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Re: castrate the techies

This is really shaping up to be a most interesting discussion, and so far has provided me with food for thought for quite some time.

However, time for a little side step* to lighten up the mood a little, I think.

*"It's just a jump to the left!"

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Re: All too true

AFAIK every monastery there is is in dire need of recruits, so go for it!

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Pint

I think that Plato was quoting Socrates, but what do I know... anyway, the willingness to learn, that's the key. Cheers!

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Re: equality

Well, one man's miniskirt is an other man's kilt...

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Re: course "Dealing with email" and a follow up "Managing emotions and email"

I've been pondering to develop something like that for some time now. The working title so far is along the lines of 'communication skills for technical people, but without all that touchy-feely-stuff'.

Over the years I've realized that my initial response to any problem is a technical solution. Which is fine as long as it is actually a technical problem. But if it happens to be a non-technical problem, well...

I think that most problems involving people are of a non-technical nature and are based on a failure to communicate. And ironically the problems are worsened by using technical means of communications. (Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove an excellent illustration of that. Watch it again under the assumption that it's all about a failure to communicate on several levels, it's worth it.)

Over the years I've also realized that people are totally irrational, especially those who are convinced that they are not.

MAME goes fully FOSS

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Well, back then 1) everything was new and exciting and 2) we were young and impressionable.

But yes, a good game is a good game and when it is able to stimulate your imagination it just klicks. And this can work even without any graphics, time to mention text based games.

Evolution in action

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Re: Tools aren't toys.

Well, there is a large grey area...

However, this reminds me of two things:

1) It's really centrifuges that separate the men from the boys

2) When I was just a schoolboy, my mama told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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True, extreme pressure can lead to extremely irrational behaviour. If it was intentional, there might be an insurance angle.

However, the original CBC article reads (to me anyway) like someone who had nothing better to do played around with something that isn't a toy. I'm glad nobody else was hit though.

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Basic firearm safety rules...

Rejoice, sysadmins, there's a new glamour job nobody understands

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Re: "Master of DevOps"

I see your 'Master of DevOps' and raise you a 'Structorum Magister'.

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Re: Roll up, roll up! You don't even need to study!

Somewhat redundant, if you ask me...

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Correction

Probably due to a lack of coffee I obviously confused 'The Amazing Kargol & Janet' with 'Mystico & Janet'.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Normal services will be resumed as soon as possible. Absolutely no user data has been compromised.

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Internet of Things Architecture Visionary

I used to know him when he was "The Amazing Kargol & Janet".

How exactly do you rein in a wildly powerful AI before it enslaves us all?

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https://what-if.xkcd.com/5/

https://xkcd.com/1046/

https://xkcd.com/1626/

How the FBI will lose its iPhone fight, thanks to 'West Coast Law'

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Re: Hyperbole / bazza

"It sounds dangerous to upset one's own government and law enforcement agencies..."

In a free country, ruled by a government of the people, by the people, for the people this shouldn't be an issue, surely?

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Re: TechnicalBen

Nice one! But a little voice inside my head says you might be closer to the truth than you think (weirder stuff than that has happended)...

You're fired! No – you're acquired! Reality TV hits Silicon Valley startups

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Bread and circuses. Proven concept.

Beleaguered bank boss brought-up in Bitcoin bribery brouhaha

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Amateurs

When you want something done properly, hire a professional.

SpaceX Falcon 9 set yet again to soar aloft

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Re: Oops...

No, no oops. It wasn't mentioned in this article, but the satellite will make the last leg of the rip under its own power, unsing in ion thruster, so it will take a couple of months. Much more cost efficient overall.

Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

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Re: reliant on an internet connection to function.

"I think a good rule of thumb is that if your task/ reputation/employment relies on someone else's systems working properly it's probably time to move on."

Cloud-based systems, anyone?

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Re: Ericsson says slow video streaming as stressful as watching a horror film

That was on El Reg about a fortnight ago:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/02/19/mobile_phone_stress_shocker/

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2016/02/19/mobile_phone_stress_shocker/#c_2786036

But the study is obviously flawed. It stated that solving a math problem is causing the same stress level as watching a horror movie, too - and that just can't be right.

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Re: Shuffle

Ah, making a mixtape for that girl you wanted to impress... days of agonizing about which songs to choose and in what order to put them and making everything fit smugly on a C90 cassette... plus cobbling together a individual cover/inlay...

BTW, I still make sort-of mixtapes for long journeys by making playlists, usually edited to create a certain atmosphere or follow a specific theme.

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You don't need the Adobe PDF Reader to open a PDF or MS Office to open a PPP, there are alternatives.

Snowden is a hero to the security biz – but not for the reason you'd expect

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Re: Snowden is a hero to the security biz.....

Basement?

"It's a command center!"

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

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"If Apple can refuse lawful court orders to reasonably assist law enforcement,..."

Spot the key word!

(Hint: it has a 'y' in it.)

Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

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Willing suspense of disbelief.

(As this seems to be 'Quote Saturday', at least on some of the threads, how about "I'm not letting anyone stare in disbelief at my willie suspension!")

Anyway, have you ever seen what a couple of swans can leave on the lawn?

But I digress. If something like that can get a powerplant, nuclear or not, in trouble, there is a lot of room for improvement in the design of the plant.

Fifth time's the charm as SpaceX pops satellite into orbit

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Re: Missing the point...

Landing on land isn't an option for most flight paths, the trajectories and above all the fuel availiable for bringing the first stage back simply won't allow that. (As we're doing quotes on this thread, how about "Aw, physics, thou art a heartless bitch!") Making more fuel availiable would mean more weight to be launched - for which you'd need more fuel. Most of the fuel burned is used to lift fuel, rocketry just works that way, and there is no way around that outside the realm of science fiction.

Rockets are surprisingly frail things because they are made as lightweight as possible. Some designs work basically as a pressurised container, a bit like a blimp. When not pressurised, the thing is very delicate to handle and very, very easily damaged. You can see this in some of the 'well, back to the drawing board' test footage from the 1950ies and 1960ies, rocket stages folding and tearing like tinfoil. In order to make the first stage reusable, it has to be sturdier already = more weight = more fuel = even more fuel, see above. But it's still a design that relies on the idea that the main forces it has to handle occur along its vertical axis. If you want to land it horizontally you'd have to convert the flying pressure tank in something very much like a widebody airframe, sturdy enough to cope with a carrier landing. Possible, of course, but (in comparison) very big, very, very heavy and needing very, very, very much fuel. And a bigger barge.

As a fellow commentard likes to say: Rocket science isn't actually that hard. Rocket engineering is.

'$5bn for Slack?! I refuse to pay!' You don't pay – and that's its biggest problem

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Slack. Because pouring money into Twitter is too mainstream.

Former Brit police IT boss cuffed over bribery allegations

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Re: Brian Chant, 57, who lives with his parents

Sorry, my bad - Underground Command Centre then.

E-borders will be eight years late and cost more than £1bn

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Re: The system was working ...

"Why does the UK have so much trouble doing what others have been doing for years? Cheaper to buy a copy rather than re-invent the wheel."

Ah, but then it wouldn't be a British system, see? Can't have that, now can we, what?

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Re: Where's the bouzouki player? / How will this end?

Why, if it's really like The Cheese Shop it will end with somebody being shot in the head, of course.

Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon

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Best Nerf gun EVER!

Facebook paid £4k in tax. HMRC then paid Facebook £27k – for ads

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Why does HMRC advertise on Facebook? I mean, it's not like there is any competition to choose from.