* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

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I have just remembered something that's probably also a good comparison. Does anyone remember the 'New Coke' desaster from the 1980ies?

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It's a bit like some sort of midlife crisis thing going on here, I think. A middle-aged guy, well established, doing well. Everything moves along nicely, but a little too routine, a little bit boring. So all of a sudden he wants to do all the stuff the hip young kids are up to, but hasn't got a clue about it. So inevitable he makes a fool out of himself; alienating both his old peers and his would-be new peers. We've all seen that happen, and it usually doesn't end well.

Beer-powered bid to build mobile network goes flat

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The San Miguel beer sold in Europe is made in Spain, by a company that once belonged to the Filipino San Miguel brewery, but has been independent since 1953.

Anyway, I'd loke to know more about why the talks tanked.

Go ahead, build better security: it just makes crims try harder

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It's an arms race.

You say I mustn’t write down my password? Let me make a note of that

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Re: Serious luddite question

I don't mind so much that the system at my place of gainful employment forces me to change the password every month. The annoying bit is when the system tells me that my password will expire in 14 days, and would I like to change it now? (And when I click 'no' the next day the system will ask again.)

Why the change? If the password was really, really, really good and also really, really, really secure I wouldn't see the point either. But as it is, the passwords won't be that good really and in most cases not really that secure. So a forced change reduces the chance of the password being known to too many people and provides the opportunity to set a better password.

Apart from that, it's sort of traditional by now, in a but-we've-allways-done-it-that way.

I have just written a post that contains the word 'really' ten times. I guess it's really time to go to bed now.

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Your password is only as secure as the Post-ItTM you wrote it on.

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Maybe Aleister Dabbs can come up with some sort of occult login ritual? He has displayed a somewhat dubious interest in the supranational lately.

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Re: I Have a Mind Like a Steel Trap

AlL th@s3 MOM3nts ₩iLL b3 l@st iN tim3 £ik3 t3&rs_in_r&in / Tim3 t@ di3

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Re: Of course, real dinosaurs remember acoustic couplers and 300 baud

Radio Shack / Tandy had a solder-it-youself kit for the acoustic coupler's electronics, and a pair of headphones made a good combination of microphone, loudspeaker and rest for the handset, with some tinkering. Good enough to connect a C64 to a bulletin board...

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Re: Clear Desk

Thanks for the link, I can actually use that at/for work!

IIRC the 'Clean Desk Policy' was started by the consulting firm Kienbaum*, at least over here in Krautistan. Old Mr. Kienbaum himself would prowl the offices at night, accompanied by a janitor armed with a very large bin bag. On a related note, Jil Sander doesn't like potted plants in her offices, so all the windwsills are slanted at a very steep angle.

* Think 'McKinsey' if Kienbaum doesn't ring a bell. A consultant by any other name, etc.

Mechanic computers used to pwn cars in new model-agnostic attack

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Last year when the Jeep Cherokee hack was discussed I stopped feeling bad about having a (relatively) old car. Pretty close to feeling good about it now...

DARPA to geeks: Weaponize your toasters … for America!

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Re: No. Shan't.

Damnit, my hands are weapons. Also, after I have been through the security check I can go into the Duty Free shop and buy a couple of bottles of wine or booze. Actual glass bottles. One of the best weapons in confined surroundings is a broken bottle.

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Re: "DARPA's mission is to create strategic surprise" / Voyna i Mor

Yes. Canada would team up with Mexico, Cuba and North Korea and invade the USA right away, obviously. Just like in Red Dawn

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Re: @Haku

Thanks! I never knew that. Been some time since I've watched Star Cops... what were they thinking? Although, a remake with a proper budget and state of the art CGI could be interesting.

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Re: Seems arse about face

Cue Jack Ramsay...

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Re: "DARPA's mission is to create strategic surprise"

Best description (or is it an evaluation?) of the Pentagon and it's machinations ever. Cheers!

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Re: Toasters

Well, howdy-doodely-doo!

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Isn't IoT gear dangerous enough already?

Athiest who believes in god?

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I think that's exactly his point - it's a law of nature, not something a creator (in other words: god) has made up at some point.

"You can't be an engineer and go to chuch." - Henry Royce*

* Yes, the guy who made the cars. The other one was The hon. Charles Rolls. The hyphen in 'Rolls-Royce', so to speak, was managing director Claude Johnson. Without whom the company would have tanked after Rolls managed to become the first british pilot killed in a plane crash in 1911

New Anti Tracking browser from Ex Mozilla co-founder

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Doesn't seem to be a memory hog either - but appears as five different tasks in the task-manager?

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Smeggin' hell, this thing is FAST.

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Just installed it, will be trying it out a bit over the weekend.

Initial reaction: looking good. Very fast install. Nice, ordered, uncluttered GUI.

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What's under the hood, so to speak? Chrome?

Clear November in your diary: SpaceX teases first Falcon Heavy liftoff

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Re: A ways to wait.

How about close to 1 G, centrifuge for the habitat section - let's build something like the Discovery, but without HAL, obviously.

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Re: Fun at mission control

Bagels & lox? Good idea to relaunch (hah!) the SpaceLab concept, though. I'll take the Kerosene section - if it's anything like MIR up there, after a few weeks you'll be glad to smell something as fresh as Kerosene.

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Thumb Up

2 launches per month in 2017? That's a tall order. *tips hat spacehelmet*

UK fella is a multimillion-dollar cyber-hustle mastermind – US DoJ

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Re: @llthecoolshortnamesweretaken

"Are fire stations tax deductible?"

Yes. If you are a Ghostbuster.

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Re: Five airplanes?

Aerial polo, obviously - it's usually 5 against 5, except in international tournaments.

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He owned a fire truck because he always wanted one as a kid and bought one when he finally had the cash to buy one (and a suitable spot too keep it in).

(Wasn't there something like that in an episode of Miami Vice, once upon a time?)

Monster motor breathes fire in Mississippi

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Re: Hmm. How about Saturn V

I still say they should build project Orion.

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Re: Sums are hard

From an engineer's point of view, that's one swimming pool.

Plus another one as backup.

Rocky times for startups: Mutual funds devalue and VCs turn off money hose

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Bubble, meet pin... time to offload all those Tulip futures.

FBI channels Kafka with new rules on slurping Americans' private data

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Once again, life imitates art. I do wonder what Kafka would have to say if he were here.

A typo stopped hackers siphoning nearly $1bn out of Bangladesh

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Re: confusing banks and casinos

There is a simple way to tell them apart. Casinos have bars for their customers - you try getting a proper Grasshopper from the guy behind the counter at any bank...

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Re: And yet nobody. . . / SWIFT (not Taylor) / question

That reminds me: 'money transfers' between banks are electronic messages, i.e. data packets. Bank computer Alice sends a message to bank computer Bob and makes a note that account number 123456 has [amount of money] less in it. Bank computer Bob makes a note that account number 654321 has added [amount of money] to it. Obviously credentials are exchanged etc etc.

IIRC the NSA has compromised SWIFT in the past*. Would they be able to pull off a MITM caper that creates money out of thin air by making Bob believe he received a transfer from Alice (that Alice never did send)? If so: hello even-blacker-than-usual budget!

* During the first Gulf War they could provide a list of Iraq'a assets all over the world within a couple of days, for all practical purposes bank statements. This was needed to freeze the assets.

Crap IT means stats crew don't really know how UK economy's doing

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Re: Goodhart's Law

The GDP, or rather the size of it, is bound to be one of the more influencial points in the should-we-stay-or-should-we-go discussion. It would be nice to have accurate and current data here.

Tech biz bosses tell El Reg a Brexit will lead to a UK Techxit

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Re: Freedom of movement / Andy 73

"The case for coming out seems to me about one of self determination ... "

Yes, it usually is. However, in the context of a possible Brexit, you might consider re-phrasing that.

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Re: its not the Berlin wall FFS

Britons could cross the wall relatively easily due to the Viermächtestatus of Berlin. Not that many wanted to, though.

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"He [Ross Mason] doesn’t buy the argument that a UK outside the EU could emulate countries such as the US, given a much smaller domestic market.

And neither do I. The UK on its own couldn't emulate California.

SAP backs UK remaining in the EU ahead of vote

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Well, whaddaya know - for once in my life I'm with SAP on something...

ExoMars ready to roll atop bloody big rocket

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That will be a good way to start the workweek next monday, watching a rocket launch... thanks ESA, and good luck!

What's next? FBI telling us to turn iPhones into pocket spy bugs? It'll happen, says Apple exec

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Re: America is not the world

It would seem that some members of the US government are under the impression that the reach of 'the long arm of the law' is somewhat defined by the range of their Predator drones.

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Re: I totally agree with Mr. Cue here

The TLA's capabilities are already way beyond anything the MfS (aka Stasi) dared to dream of, even in their wildest and wettest dreams. So maybe 'MegaStasi'?

I beg you, please don't back up that secret directory full of photos!

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Been there, done that - got a t-shirt out of it once!

(Found a non-sexual but somewhat embarrassing party pic that somehow ended up on the t-shirts for that guy's stag night.)

Feds tell court: Apple 'deliberately raised technological barriers' to thwart iPhone warrant

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Re: Ignorance is an excuse

The FBI's reaction pretty much comes across like a spoiled kid that's used to getting everything it wants. And this time it doesn't get it.* "Mom, dad, the other kids are mean to me!"

Problem is, they selected this as a test case to force a precedent**, so they "can't" back down now. (They could of couurse. But... well, you know...) So they just keep piling it on. This is getting bigger than the Super Bowl!

* And apparently in more than just one possible meaning.

** For the other 25,000,000 sigle, device-specific cases in the offing

Web servers should give browsers a leg-up, say MIT boffins

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Everything said so far is true. Nevertheless, a nifty bit of software (and some good thinking) by the Polaris guys! (It's just a llitle bit sad though that good minds with good ideas have to solve problems that, ideally speaking, shouldn't even exist in the first place.)

Hardsploit: The handy hacker help for hapless hopeful hardware hacks

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Good idea, interesting concept to make it work.

Nest: It's no longer all about you. Now it can recognize your kids, too

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"Zuli has since added multiple user accounts, and the product's usefulness has rocketed as a result."

No, it hasn't. 0 * 10 = 0.

No need to expand on that either, see original 'Zuli smart lightbulb' post. It's all in there already.

It's friday and count down to beer o'clock starts NOW, so have a nice weekend everybody.

Go No! Google cyber-brain bests top-ranked human in ancient game

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Re: Congratulations to the team of DeepMind

"Have you noticed how much better car doors fit now that they're installed by robots and not humans?

Not a very good example. It's not so much the installing bit, it's the whole process of manufacturing the door and the car's body. The tools simply got better, including the tools that make the tools. Which was helped a lot by stuff like CAD / CAM and CNC and so on, sure. Anyway, you end up with components that are made with such a level of precision that it doesn't really matter whether they are assembled by hand or by machine. This is more or less a matter of cost. VW are making a point of assembling their flagship, the Phaeton* by hand.

( https://www.glaesernemanufaktur.de/en , they also build some of the Bentleys there )

* To be discontinued soon, will be replaced by an electric model in 2019