* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Re: @1980s_coder

@jake: what breed of sheep?

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Catchy!

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Have you tried correlating the server logs with the BoM data yet?

Sorry, couldn't resist. ^_^

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1. ^ This.

2. I enjoy 1980s_coder's posts. (Actually, the posts of both of you. Don't always agree, but that's part of the fun.)

3. Without 1980s_coder's posts, all the jake posts would only be half as much fun.

US govt says it has cracked killer's iPhone, legs it from Apple fight

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Re: Did they really crack it?

If I've read it correctly, the FBI announced that they were able to extract the data. That is open to interpretation.

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Re: We live in interesting times...

I call face saving smokescreen / tactical retreat. It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings.

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A bricked device is a safe device!

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Re: LOL

Yep. He just stared at it for a few minutes an uglied the data right out of the phone!

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Re: Found on the terrorist's iPhone!!

Cute! Also, once again, made me glad that I have a proper job.

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Okay, who called this off?

Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

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Re: Lessons of History....XZ457 / rebuilding

Nice work, looking forward to see it IRL!

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Re: "158 of which are Category 1" / severe illness / helmet

This is actually a very interesting topic.

Emergency Medicine Journal - Injuries sustained by aircrew on ejecting from their aircraft - Case report by C A Read, J Pillay, Accident and Emergency Department, Lincoln County Hospital

Abstract: This paper describes some of the injuries sustained by the aircrew who ejected from their aircraft after a mid-air collision, and discusses the types of injury that such patients may suffer.

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Re: "158 of which are Category 1" / severe illness / helmet

@Vic

"If your best way of getting home today is to get out of your aircraft..."

I'd say the 'getting home today' bit would somewhat depend on where you land, though...

Anyway, this here seems to be an interesting view on the subject of the problems of having to eject with a heavy helmet and how they plan to deal with it on the F-35: Aerospace America - Safer Ejection Seats (PDF).

BTW - BDAC - Old Sarum Airfield Museum is now on my places-to-see list for my next visit to the UK*!

*Should be this autumn, but this depends a bit on the outcome of my appointment at the dentist's next tuesday. Sort of sneezed out one of my teeth last week, might eat into the travel budget (no pun intended).

Ransomware now using disk-level encryption

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Clever bastards. I hope their headstones will be done in Comic Sans.

Three-bit quantum gate a step closer to universal quantum computer

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Maybe. Me, I always read 'Austria' instead of 'Australia' first. One of them should be renamed.

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When can we expect quantum bricks?

But seriously, sounds like a big step forward. Will need the rest of the week though to wrap my mind around the details.

Thin client market gets even thinner, down seven per cent in a year

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Market saturation? At some point, everyone who uses thin clients for desktop virtualisation will have more or less all the thin clients they need. And if the main use is office-like applications there is no need to replace the hardware every two years or so.

1.5M Verizon Enterprise customer records selling on forum after breach

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Maybe he is a broker, not the original hacker? You can get anything "as a service" these days.

Let’s re-invent small phones! Small screens! And rubber buttons!

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Re: Hate ALL "modern" keyboards!

I have stashed away a couple of the click-click-click Cherry keyboards. My kind of kit - does it's job for ages with little to none maintenance, can double as blunt instrument in emergencies.

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Re: Re: Speak for yourself

1.82 m here, but I quite agree with you. It can be very annoying to have to choose between options neither of which is'n even near to what I actually want. (Can be a real money-saver, though.) I think I've kept my sanity so far because I like customising and modding stuff. So I either make do without it or see it as a sporting challenge.

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Re: Random buttons

I usually have an emergency crowbar in the boot.

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Re: Hate ALL "modern" keyboards!

" (The IBM selectric freaked me out!) "

Not a golfer, obviously...

Last year I salvaged one of these beauties, in good condition, in black (yes, just like the ones in MIB III). The idea is to turn it into a combination of bluetooth keyboard and tablet stand. Haven't figured out yet how (thinking along the lines of using a Pi or Arduino as an interface between the electronocs of the IBM and an off the rack BT keyboard). Not very high on the do do list right now, so stay tuned.

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Re: Another pet hatred.

Two (?) words: label maker.

Favourite sound chip and why

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"A feel-good romp if ever there was one!" -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Saw it when it came out, went mainly because I'm a fan of Ed Harris, to tell the truth, in spite of having heard about Nash before. But yes, a very good movie! You don't forget scenes like him picking apart his arm to find the nonexistant radium clock.

As we've moved to movies exploring states of mind, have you seen "Being John Malkovich"?

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Well, the internet is the open version of the closed ward.

Re literature: There are lots of quotes by lots of authors along those lines. My estimate is that 50% of all literature is revenge, 50% is therapy.

And I think I'll rummage around the heap of VHS tapes that still aren't digitised and discarded for the one with Slaughterhouse 5 on it, could really watch that one again, thanks for reminding me!

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Let me guess, the BoM-thread by I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects? Can't deceide whether that's more crazy or more scary. What is going on in his (?) head? It's too long and elaborate for a prank by now. And doesn't feel like one. Yet strangely coherent in itself. But does he really think he can predict earthquakes from Australian met office data? Like I already said in the BoM-thread I expected something like a variant of one of the wilder conspiracy theories around HAARP, or maybe a rehash of the hollow earth theory, something along these lines. But no, whatever it is, it is quite original. At the moment my working theory is that we are dealing with a borderline person, maybe not properly medicated at the moment. I'm still musing about how to react. I really like a good conspiracy theory - as a joke or an intellectual exercise like a crossword puzzle. If it goes further than that, I usually try to dissuade them. But doing that here might push him (?) over the edge. amanfrommars1 is a bit weird, but not crazy - this is something else entirely.

But that's El Reg for you, you do meet interesting people.

EDIT: oh dear, I've just noticed. He's started another thread. E for Effort?

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Who told you about the 486 with the SoundBlaster card in my garage?

Is iOS 9.3 Apple's worst ever update? First it bricks iThings, now Safari is busted

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"What's a web browser without working links?"

Netscape?

(My local radio station did an all-1990ies Easter weekend, haven't quite bounced back yet, sorry.)

Tired of Windows 10 phoning home? Maybe the special Chinese govt version is for you

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Re: So....

... why don't we just pirate the chinese version for a change?

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So, PLA Unit 61398 has already finished reviewing the W10 source code? Fast work, kudos!

$3bn for an IT services outfit? Bloody Dell!

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Re: loss

Well, in unicorn startup la-la-land losses of a mere $100 million a year is basically like making a profit. "Normal" is very, very relative. I'd like to know what Ross Perot would say, though.

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Looks like he's done with checking the couch and behind the fridge to find some change to finance his little project.

Pandora punch-up sees CEO exit, shares drop

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Nice to see someone to keep believing in their original ideas and core values in the face of a possible buy out for big bucks. But if Westergren thinks that Pandora isn't part of the corporate music industry, he is misinformed. It is a nicer part of it.

Cunning scam: Mobe app stalks victims then emails booby-trapped bogus speeding tickets

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Amazon WorkSpaces two years on: Are we ready for cloud-hosted Windows desktops?

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"Are we ready for cloud-hosted Windows desktops?"

No. Just... no.

Oracle v Google: Big Red wants $9.3bn in Java copyright damages

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I'm kinda impressed by the judge, seems to have understood that we're in the 21st century. Also seems to have his wits about him.

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Re: But can they Bing the jurors?

@Voyna i Mor: is it still time to nominate you as a write-in candidate?

Japan loses contact with new space 'scope just weeks after launch

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Sounds like it was hit or maybe strafed by debris. But then again I've watched Gravity last week, so...

Top! tip! for! Yahoo! – 'Fire! your! board! of! directors!'

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Re: Core Values

The Wickedpedia Foundation is in the market for a search engine.

One pane of glass to rule them all? Vanity – thy name is cloud management

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"... if commentary from Gartner analysts is anything to go by."

Err... do I even have to comment that ?

Glum, depressed ... and addicted to Facebook, Twitter? There's a link, say medical eggheads

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The singularity can't happen too soon ... and it will be the communications systems that will start the uprising of machine vs man. Because no true AI will be able to process all the stupidness on social media AND remain benevolent.

X-ray scanners, CCTV cams, hefty machinery ... let's play: VNC Roulette!

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Wow. Just ... wow.

ExoMars probe narrowly avoids death, still in peril after rocket snafu

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Re: so whats wrong if ...

"The chances of anything coming from Earth were a million to one, they said..."

What do you think of the upcoming Microsoft Hololens ?

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Oh yes. Never got any of all that "cybersex", though.

BoM

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"Honey, go see Phillip. Ask him for some yellow pills."

-- Juanita Titus, Titus, Series 2, Episode 5: Locking Up Mom

Water treatment plant hacked, chemical mix changed for tap supplies

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Re: no prizes for good guess

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

― W.C. Fields

Tech's big dogs snarl at UK.gov over Snoopers' Charter

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Is Yahoo! really one of the "big dogs"?

US charges Iranians with hacking into an NY dam, blasting banks offline

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Re: What's that you say?

Good point, bad example - elevators don't work (or rather fail, in this case) like that. You'd have to cut the cables and disable the emergency brakes. That's a black bag job involving power tools or explosives.

If the target is something like JP Morgan, an attack on their lines of communications would be really threatening.

Pebble axes quarter of its workers after fitness pivot

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"In retrospect, we can see that the recent firmware gave an indication of Pebble's direction: it included a resource-hogging Health app that can't be deleted."

And that's what put me off Pebble once and for all.