* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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China wants a 'Go' at Google's DeepMind

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Re: @Mark 85

Colossus = IoT with nukes

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Hmm, I think I've already seen this happen...

Space archeologist discovers new evidence of Vikings invading America

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Re: Space Archeology ?

Clickbait, sort of...

But there should be proper space archeology.

Oh well, let's watch Archeology Today.

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Re: Bah!

Surgical spam?!? Surely it's lovely spam?

Microsoft smells Musk, splashes on 'Mune' space program

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Re: April fool?

My sources bailiffs & henchmen tell me 'yes'.

Egypt unfriended Facebook for Free Basics snoop snub

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A good thing happening for very bad reasons? Ethically ambiguous, to say the least.

Tay talks back: What made you think you beat me?

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Re: Click

Clickety.

Done and done.

The BOFH trained us well.

Apple Fools: Times the House of Jobs went horribly awry

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The last series of the Newton actually worked as advertised, which was a big improvement over all the previous models that didn't. Lots of good ideas that were pretty nifty for the time. Still the best address book function in any mobile device I have ever come across. And I still nurture a grudge about the Newton being cancelled.

Switched over to a Sharp Zaurus eventually which was 'in colour' and more compact, but not as good.

Blighty's nuclear deterrent will get a software upgrade amid cyber-war fears

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Re: The View from Away Out There

That's the thing about nuclear weapons - there is no place safe to 'weather the storm' or 'ride it out'. Even someone like Stalin understood this.

Upside: no direct confrontation, in other words hot war between the big power blocks.

Downside: proxy wars all over the place.

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So, are we talking about

- the control and guidance systems in the missile

- the guidance systems in the MIRVs

- the arming system (supposing there is a separate system for that)

- the control systems in the sub

- all of the above

- neither

or what?

I suppose this is not about switching from Google maps to HERE - but what is it actually about?

SEC chair blasts Silicon Valley for its hokey valuations

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I think another poke in the eye is in order. With a sharp stick.

Bring on the goats! Apple's cloud failure demands further sacrifice

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Re: Do they?

"Do they need to actually build out the cloud infrastructure?"

If one of their selling points is privacy and secure storage - yes.

Which keys should I press to enable the CockUp feature?

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Re: "Press any key" - true story

Yup. One of the uses for my labelmaker.

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Re: ¿Puzzled?

Keeping our Dabbsy* in money so that he can keep regaling us with his antics, offer intellectual sustenance and moral guidance is a very, very real - not to say excellent - use for this and any other article.

*aka The Great Aleister Dabbs who must be hailed by all right-thinking IT people

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You can use the screen rotation functions to countermand pranks.

Like when someone has rotated your 21" CRT that weighs in at 40 kg. And you have one arm in a sling.

Call the Cable Guy: Wireless just won't cut it

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Yeah, try doing this wireless...

Is Microsoft's chatty bot platform just Clippy Mark 2?

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Where do you see yourself in five years, Microsoft?

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"Slaughtering lambs in front of onlooking vegans, LOL."

IBM snaps up small Bluewolf for reported $200m

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If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em?

Blighty starts pumping out 12-sided quids

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counterfeit pound coins

Easily fixed - join the Euro!

*dives into bunker*

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Re: iSIS

"They actually seem to have quietly dropped that name since 2014 ... "

Yep. After a couple of Predator drones started to circle the mint.

Target selection by algorithm isn't quite perfected yet.

Canadian rotter abducts giant Playmobil fireman

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Done making the big stuff better? The path to Apple's mid-life crisis

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If you're supposed to start sliding into midlife crisis at 40 I'm already late by almost a decade... but then I plan to live at least 'till 120...

Elon Musk takes wraps off planet-saving Model 3 vapourmobile

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Re: GM have stated they do not intend to bring the Bolt to Europe.

They already sell the Opel Ampera in Europe:

http://www.opel.de/fahrzeuge/modelle/personenwagen/ampera/index.html

You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap

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Re: Oil Bath

PC can double as a deep fryer when you use vegetable oil and seriously overclock.

When Steve Jobs was away, Apple's designers snuck out a penis-shaped remote control

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Simon, a dirty mind is like a never ending party.

Holding out for a Jobs: Tim Cook still auditioning for position of Apple god

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"Apple Watch peripherals such as the Kardia band, which acts as an EKG monitor, can be the "killer apps" that unlock the savings."

And the watch will send the data to the iPhone.

An interface connecting to an interface connecting to another interface.

If the watch isn't the sensor, what the hell do I need it for?

Intel invokes the ghost of Andy Grove to standardize cloud market

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Big hairy ones.

Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil

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Time for a little glasnost perhaps, tovarich?

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Re: Assume the worst

All of America the internet is part of PRISM, silly.

FTFY. No charge.

Brazilian and Russian cybercrooks collaborating to create more potent threats

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Well, that's globalisation for you.

Astronomers find first neutron star in Andromeda galaxy

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"We'll be able to get a lot closer look in about four billion years' time, at which point the Andromeda galaxy will collide with our Milky Way and merge into a new super-galaxy."

Maybe by then HλLF-LIFE 3 will have been released?

But seriously, top-notch boffinry. All this data the astroboffins keep accumulating would be a better playground for data scientists to train their algos than my shopping metadata.

The Register to publish Mindful Sysadmin adult colouring book

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Pint

Re: Shame Really

Printed & distributed around the office.

Everybody says 'Hi' to El Reg!

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Re: GBP

How much is that in Bitcoins?

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Re: Shame Really

Would totally buy several...

But I'm going to print out the "sample pics" and colour them!

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"Wait an hour. we'll have penises then"

Are you combining casual friday with happy hour?

India orders 770 million LED light bulbs, prices drop 83 per cent

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Re: LOVE them LED lights!

Incandescent bulbs are still the most effective space heaters you can buy - over 95% of the energy is transformed into heat...

I'm still in the process of phasing out of using halogen and fluorescents and into using LEDs. (Great believer in the don't-fix-if-not-broken approach.) Any burned out or obsolete light source gets replaced by LED. LED replacements for the long fluorescent tubes have just become cheap enough.

The white LED lights are quite good for lighting pictures without colour distortion. The "warm white" make for a cozier atmosphere though - must be genetic memory passed on from the ancestors sitting around their fires...

Free x86 mainframes for all! Virtual x86 mainframes, that is

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I repeat my question because I'd really like to know: what could I run on that?

My only experience with working on mainframes was Fortran77 coursework (or cursework) on a CDC Cyber about 30 years ago, never worked on anything by UNISYS.

Hacker reveals $40 attack that steals police drones from 2km away

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As some of these drones are used for video surveillance, would it be possible to hijack and replace the video feed?

Cloudera's valuation slashed by Fidelity amid IPO fail fears

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Peak Unicorn? Not yet.

IT freely, a true tale: One night a project saved my life

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Re: Priorities and empowerment

Being micromanaged is the worst. Especially if the boss micromanaging the completely irrelevant bits because he has no idea what the project is actually about or to produce.

But the priorities thing really works. Every time you get a new task you must ask for its ranking. Turns out a lot of jobs aren't that urgent after all and can be re-scheduled, combined with other jobs or just dumped.

Gartner: RIP double-digit smartphone growth. 2016 has killed you

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Re: What new form factors?

Gartner's sucess rate with their predictions? Don't go there, man, just don't go there... at least not if you have a job with measurable objectives, aka a job where you actually have to get stuff done...

Military intelligence, AI style: MoD cosies up to Massive Analytic

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“artificial precognition and decision-making support [system] for persistent surveillance-based tactical support”

- or as I like to call it, a CACF* system.

*Computer Aided Charlie Foxtrot. Screwing up things in new and unexpected ways.

Furious English villagers force council climbdown over Satan's stone booty

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Sue the glacier that put it there!

That one phone the FBI wanted unlocked? Here are 63 more, says ACLU

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Surprise, surprise...

... but then it's always just this one, promise!

Big Blue bloodbath: More IBM staff slashed in Europe, US

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FWIT, the word is "sozialverträglich".

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Re: IBM will be fine / resurrecting the typewriter

Always shred the carbon tape... and keep several sets of daisywheels/golfballs, not just for a variety of fonts.

Hi! Up here! I'm your Amazon drone. Do you mind if I land now?

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Re: Propellors.

Like on this one, for example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-114

Re the noise cancelling: wouldn't it be much easier to use loudspeakers? Although a silent very quite drone would be creepy.

Well, few things say "get off my lawn" as effectively as a powerful water jet.

'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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If someone else can arrange transport I'd be willing to go out there and have a look.