* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Did hacktivists really just expose half of Turkey's entire population to ID theft?

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Re: "I'm still waiting for the SS Admin here in the States to be hit."

Don't worry, it's all backed up at Woodlawn. Mine's the one with the Die Hard DVD box in the pocket...

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Who claims to have done it?

Just had a phone call from the Register?

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Sounds fishy. I mean like phishing.

Strike! EPO staff to walk out this Thursday

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I know some people from the Munich branch. From what I hear you'd think Battistelli is channelling Mussolini. Not a nice place to work at, at the moment.

Waiting for your Oculus to arrive? Yeah, it's going to be some time

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Perception is reality. Therefore all reality is virtual anyway.

As to VR gear and the use of it: I'm still waiting to get some of that cybersex hyped in the 1990ies. But them I'm also still waiting for my hoverboard.

Nest bricks Revolv home automation hubs, because evolution

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Thank you, Alphabet, for providing yet another argument. Reasoning against IoT just got easier. Again.

'Panama papers' came from email server hack at Mossack Fonseca

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"It's also feasible that not every individual or company named was fully aware of what was going on, since the ICIJ notes that banks were behind establishing most of the offshore entities."

Pro tip: if you do not understand what your accountant/lawyer/business manager/consultant/etc. wants you to do, don't do it.

George Bush naked selfie hacker Guccifer gets his day in US court

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"The indictment claims that between December 2012 and January 2014, Lazăr used publicly available information and guesswork to get into email accounts via password reset questions."

" "Marcel Lazăr is the latest of a dozen high-level cybercriminals who have recently been extradited to face justice in the United States," said Assistant Attorney General Leslie Caldwell."

Aha.

Makes me wonder - what cunning tricks did the other 11 high-level cybercriminals pull of?

And what do they call someone who, you know, actually attacks and compromises systems using malware or vulnerabilities (or whatever)? Hyper-level cybercriminal?

Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil

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"Anonymous coward ... Gravestone icon. How?"

Ask 1980s_coder.

Something to do with a previous design of the website and the ability to call up resources still on the server and/or a reacharound that enables one to embed own graphics. Or something like that. Not my field, really.

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"... a comparatively free and civil society ... and of comparatively free and civil nationality. Scandinavia, Russia, China, Switzerland, Austria, Saudi Arabia... "

Rrriiight...

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Re: Whut? Canary?

No, the other canaries.

FAA doubles Section 333-exemption drone ceiling to 400 feet

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The FAA's much-criticised licensing regime ... has been given a “new, streamlined, web-based registration process”.

Let me guess - they've changed the font and added a "cool" logo?

Spies rejoice! Gmail, Facebook Messenger BREACHed once again

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Using public free e-mail service = sending postcards. EOF.

'Devastating' bug pops secure doors at airports, hospitals

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Re: It runs Linux???

But Linux is "safe", because it doesn't have all those nasty Windows viruses!

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IoT FTW !

Your pointy-haired boss 'bought a cloud' with his credit card. Now what?

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Re: Missing the real point

"It may be that level of accuracy in specifying what you want that prevents you from getting it."

This is put so well that I'm going to borrow it. Problem isn't limited to IT projects, BTW.

French mobe repair shop chaps trash customer's phone

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Re: Can you hear me Forrest?

Mobile phone repair is as mobile phone repair does.

Flying Finns arm octocopter with chainsaw

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Apparently juggling chainsaws is a thing.

Juggling 3 chainsaws with one on fire.

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In 'LA Story' there is a guy juggling with a chainsaw. And a scream when he is out of the frame.

EDIT

http://www.juggling.org/movies/title/LA_Story.htm

There is a website dedicated to juggling in movies. Of course there is. What was I thinking - it's the internet.

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Re: Life with chainsaws

"The trainer on the very first training course managed to kill himself and one of the trainees."

So who trained and licensed the trainer?!? And how on earth did he manage to do this?

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Maybe they should have made mobile phones with buildt in mini chainsaws? Oh well, Nokia can always go back to making Wellingtons. There is always a market for good rubber boots.

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Re: Optional Uses

Snowmen vs Zombies - Film at 11.

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Re: Flying power tools...

Decapitation-as-a-service?

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Finland, drones, chainsaws - what's not to like?

Ah, Finland...

Disclaimer: still going to vote for the Norwegian Party, though. Those of you who know what I mean will know why.

April Fool decries Blighty's dodecaquid

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I just hope

that we haven't pushed an evil genius over the edge, prompting them to do a Lex Luthor...

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Re: " fair game for a ribbing."

"What do you expect here - a big hug and an invitation for a pint?"

I'm fairly sure that was part of the terms and conditions I agreed to enter into when I signed up, wasn't it?

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The road from uniformed to uninformed is a very, very short one. Sometimes it's the other way round, though.

Champagne weekend for Blue Origin with third launch

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"Its the "Flying Dildo" (TM)"

Yes. Yes it is. Which leads to the question: "What does Bezos know that we don't know?"

Google-funded study concludes: Make DMCA even more Google-friendly

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But the internet ceased being like it was in 1995 a long time ago.

In 1996, technically. 20 years ago. But thats just my inability to let a through pass, well, pass.

Andrew - spot on. This is one of the reasons I don't "do" Facebook etc etc because I don't want to forfeit my intellectual property. I don't mind sharing some of it for free (let's face it, it's medium quality amateur stuff, on a good day, anyway), but it's mine. Or at least it should be.

Guess it's time to take a leaf out of Chuck Berry's book: Show me the money. In cash. Up front.

JAXA confirms ASTRO-H breakup

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4) No windows for the little man inside operating the equipment to look out.

'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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Found this snorkeling the 'net: Periodic mass extinctions and the Planet X model reconsidered, Monthly Notices Letters of the Royal Astronomical Society (abstract free / article pay walled)

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Re: What we need to find planet 9 is a plan

Bela Lugosi is dead

Space archeologist discovers new evidence of Vikings invading America

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AFAIK, Viking expeditions to North America first started when Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, left his home to seek Hangar the Elder at the home of Thorvald Nlodvisson, the son of Gudleif, half brother of Thorgier, the priest of Ljosa water, who took to wife Thurunn, the mother of Thorkel Braggart, the slayer of Cudround the powerful, who knew Howal, son of Geernon, son of Erik from Valdalesc, son of Arval Gristlebeard, son of Harken, who killed Bjortguaard in Sochnadale in Norway over Cudreed, daughter of Thorkel Long, the son of Kettle-Trout, the half son of Harviyoun Half-troll, father of Ingbare the Brave, who with Isenbert of Gottenberg the daughter of Hangbard the Fierce.

Source: The North Malden Icelandic Saga Society

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Re: Does this mean

The tractor company is Lamborghini.

Ferruccio Lamborghini started building tractors in 1948 and added building sports cars in 1963.

There are several stories or rather legends around this. The one I like best is that Lamborghini, being a successful Italian businessman, bought himself a Ferrari - and complained about mechanical problems. Which, according to legend, led to a blazing row with Enzo Ferrari. Culminating in Enzo telling Ferruccio that he was only fit to drive tractors, not a refined sports car. And Ferruccio telling Enzo fine, I'll build my own - and better - car.

The one I like least is that Lamborghini started building sports cars as a marketing ploy. (I think the proper marketing blurb is to grow the brand.)

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Re: Does this mean

Pasta, Risotto, Grappa and Alfa Romeo... that's me sold on the idea!

Which keys should I press to enable the CockUp feature?

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Re: Optical mouse mat

Ooh, CAD on Apollo workstatons! Been there, early 1990ies. Very nice boxes. But the CAD program (developed by one of the profs and sold by a company he was a partner iin) left a lot to be desired, to put it 1990ies

AI no longer needs to fake it. Just don't try talking to your robots

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Re: Sorry, No.

"... or just politely explain it needs to stop .."

That would probably the best approach, I think. Not exactly the stuff great action movies are made of, but if it really should come to this, reasoning* with a sentient and intelligent being that isn't as emotional as a human would be my first try.

*Yes, I know. Didn't work with bomb #20 in 'Dark Star', but they had to have a dramatic end** for the movie, didn't they?

**For an alternative ending, visit the End of Show Department. It is situated at the very end.

Tay talks back: What made you think you beat me?

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My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants!

Look at my feelers, Termites, and despair!

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Done making the big stuff better? The path to Apple's mid-life crisis

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Re: UK tax year / Oh Jesus

Could be. I was given to understand he used to have dinner with taxmen.

Apple Fools: Times the House of Jobs went horribly awry

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Re: So many gaffes

Hmm, well put - I guess that's why I didn't buy a first generation iPhone.

I actually wanted a phone. not a statement of intent.

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Re: Bah!

Nope. I think you are confusing the Newton and the Palm PC.

Palm used a pen and Grafitti handwriting (a modified alphabet you needed to learn) to input data. "Stupid chicken scratches" is a very good description of that. The Newton would learn to recognize its users handwriting. Like I posted above, one of the things that worked in the last series (but not in the first*, second,...). The pen was needed because the touchscreens we have today were not around yet. There is no reason to assume the handwriting recognition couldn't have been ported to a finger-sensitive screen.

*It really was a lot like this. Drove you mad when you wanted to get stuff done, good fun at parties.

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Re: Newton fishing

The Newton was conceived "when Steve was away". Ergo a bad idea per definitionem.

Bit of a PHB moment there for Steve, actually.

When Steve Jobs was away, Apple's designers snuck out a penis-shaped remote control

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US government updates secure email guide for first time in a decade

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Re: Updated Secure e-mail Guide:

Carrier pigeons are very easy to intercept.

Tesla books over $8bn in overnight sales claims Elon Musk

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Delivery dates for innovative products that haven't gone into production yet

*cough* Sinclair *cough*

Is Microsoft's chatty bot platform just Clippy Mark 2?

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Re: What!

"Has Microsoft ever devised anything truly original?"

Sure it did.

The contracts that made PC manufacturers pay a licence fee not only for the boxes that did run MS-DOS (i.e. were bundled with it) but also for all the boxes that could have ran MS-DOS.

Microsoft smells Musk, splashes on 'Mune' space program

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Re: April fool?

Well, this one positively is an April Fool's in spaaace.