* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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CERN publishes massive data set

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Re: Free analysis

I was thinking along those lines... is there a way to push all the experimental data (ALL the data from ALL the experiments) towards ALL the nosy TLAs?

Or at least towards Redmond, using the W10 telemetry 'features'?

F-35's dodgy software in the spotlight again

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Re: Anyone seen the rabbit hole?

The spare-parts-and-inventory bit could be done by, say, two dozen experienced NCOs with telephones and a card file index. And it would work much, much better.

If Android’s wings are clipped, other Google platforms may gain

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Re: "good luck getting help from Google with that one" / You are the product

And that's what Google is all about, Charlie Brown...

'No password' database error exposes info on 93 million Mexican voters

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Re: no government will do it, but....

"If you won't treat my data properly, you shan't have it!"

(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

Google Loon balloon crash lands in Chile

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Re: I'm not saying it's aliens...

Plot for X-Files reboot: the thing that crashed near Roswell was a Google Loon that went through a time warp.

Pro who killed Apple's Power Mac found... masquerading as a coffee table

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Re: Rubber feet

"Probably on purpose."

No way.

I really like it, but it would be even better if done properly, i.e. paying proper attention to details. This looks like knocked together at the spur of the moment. (If it was, not bad, but still...)

'Impossible' EmDrive flying saucer thruster may herald new theory of inertia

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Re: "But it can't work if we can't explain how it works, can it?" / gravity

Gravity: still tricky.

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Re: photons are photons / Pompous Git

Yes, photons are photons, but if you are referring to a radiometer (or Crookes* radiometer ) you chose a bad example - the "windmill" isn't really moved by the photons hitting it, but by heat (thermal energy). Which is why it only works in a near-vacuum (and I don't mean a Dyson).

And while the first working Laser was built in 1960, the theoretical foundations for the laser (and the maser) were established in 1917 by Albert Einstein in the paper Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung. So if the Laser had not been invented yet while you were at school it really makes me wonder how old you were when you used to work as an artist's model. (^_~)

*Interesting guy, by the way: Sir William Crookes and somehow IT-related, he was a pioneer in vacuum tubes.

Dutch students serve up world's first 'drone café'

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Re: When drones turn

"That's not supposed to happen!"

The web is DOOM'd: Average page now as big as id's DOS classic

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"I'm not sure how they manage it ... "

They must be using a clever workaround or something.

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

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Re: Interchangeable part

"These little BOFH writings are obviously fantasy."

See icon.

Amazon attempts rule fudge to take exclusive control of new dot-words

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Speak up!

FBI spies on how many?

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Exactly how many US citizens the security services are spying on? Why, all of them!

Clinton's $1m troll fight

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1m USD to fend off trolls? Seems massively underfunded.

El Reg Reader Survey 2016

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Got an email today from El Reg (the surveybot anyway) to the email address I used for signing up, prompting me to fill in the questionnaire again, saying "You are receiving this email as a member of The Register Tech Panel."

Member of The Register Tech Panel - I am so adding this to my CV. ^_^

It's law to have your dog microchipped, but databases run themselves, right?

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Might be the "databases run themselves" thing. I have seen that one a couple of times. Some people* have absolutely no idea what it means to have a large database. They really seem to think that you just buy some software, install it - and all the data you want to work with magically enters the system entirely by itself. And keeps itself automatically up to date. Because it's on a computer, isn't it? And computers do all the work for you.

*Like one of my former bosses. Bought a Facility Management software. I still don't want to talk about it.

Sneaky Google KOs 'right to be forgotten' from search results

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"Google hates being called a "data processing business", perhaps even more than it hates the so-called RTBF."

Good to know, thank you!

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Re: I think it's personal

So G00gle is like an evil Microsoft...

NASA injects cash into solar electric motor

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Re: am I the only one?

Maybe make a mockup first with blue LEDs and see how she likes it - disassembling nuclear reactors typically takes a lot more time than building them (if you follow H&S procedures anyway). And let's face it - you will disassemble it if she doesn't like the colour.

Soyuz to loft Sentinel-1B Earth-watching sat

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Re: assembly

That's kinda the point, innit? You don't have to build that big-ass VAB in the first place. Building tall is building expensive.

The suits in finance are cutting down on tech spend – Computacenter

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Of the industries Computacenter operates in, “the spend from investment banks was particularly poor, companies aren’t hiring or investing. Some of those chunky customer for us are quieter.”

Waiting for the outcome of the brexit referendum, I guess. No point of lugging hardware to Paris or Frankfurt, you can buy them there.

Druva fills luggage with cash, heads to Japan

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Re: "The company's InSync products ..."

I thought it was N'sync? Or am I confusing things again?

How innocent people 'of no security interest' are mere keystrokes away in UK's spy databases

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"Removing data should be a design requirement."

But it isn't.

Hoover up all the data about all the people all the time and keep it forever. Just in case. Besides, you might be able to trade the data for other data with your buddies.

Australia admits to running offensive cyber-ops team

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"George Orwell would be pleased."

No, he bloody wouldn't. I guess he'd rather be disappointed that so very few who heard* of '1984' actually got the message.

*Sad but true: "heard of it" > actually read it > understood it

FBI's Tor pedo torpedoes torpedoed by United States judge

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Re: If they are able to install malware...

Worse still many more normal web sites also harbour very dodgy adverts that make ad suppressing software almost mandatory these days.

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Re: To be Fair

Technically speaking, there is the possibility of lawbreaking idiots to consider.

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Re: Yet more evidence

Did you just say that our American cousins would be better of if they were still a British colony and subjects of HRM QE II ? Watched all the happy-90ieth-birthday-specials, haven't you?

Anyway, dear FBI - whatever happened to PPPPPP?

Stop laughing: Azure can analyse your mood in a crowd

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Okay, this just gave me an idea for wearables - I want my HoloRiftVRthingyTM to have a display on the outside too, to show the world my official face.

Ex-NSA security expert develops generic Mac ransomware blocker

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Mac users aren't ignored. It's just that they aren't a market yet.

I can't tell if this is statistically valid, but all the Mac users I know (about a dozend, all of them working 'something in media' jobs, most of them freelance) still tell me something along the lines of 'Oh, I dont't need to worry about computer security, I have an Apple, that's only a problem if you use Windows' every time the topic comes up.

US government sued by activists looking for backdoor smoking gun

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Good for them. (The EFF.)

FBI's PRISM slurping is 'unconstitutional' – and America's secret spy court is OK with that

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And the FBI wonders why they have problems recruitng tech talent...

Lock-hackers crack restricted keys used to secure data centres

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File under

convenience vs security.

It's very convenient to have a master key that can be used on any lock in the building. However, once a master key goes missing, you'd have to replace all the locks. In my part of the woods that's roundabout 100 EUR per lock if you buy in bulk.

Not a bad idea to use different systems/manufactures for locks on the perimeter of the site, the outer hull of the buliding(s) and the inner doors; or different systems for sensitive/not-sensitive parts.

You'll have to clear this with your local firefighters and/or buliding authorities though.

SpectraLogic debuts big, bad exabyte-tastic temple of tape

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"Optional custom skins for personalisation"

Oh, that just has to be the killer USP!

Tweak Privacy Shield rules to make people happy? Nah – US govt

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This is why we can't have nice things privacy.

Mitsubishi 'fesses up: We lied in fuel tests to make our cars look great

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Re: Self Testing

But, but, but - deregulation! Free enterprise! Private sector efficiency! The Invisible HandTM that rights all wrongs and heals all ails!

It's almost like you are insinnuating that corporations could be not entirely truthful to their customers!

Rackspace hit by outage

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Cloutage?

Yahoo! shows! off! for! suitors! by! diving! into! red! ink!

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She could write vampire stories. No, wait...

NYPD anti-crypto Twitter campaign goes about as well as you'd expect

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Re: Stealing a hashtag

Stealing hashtags from Quakers...

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Re: Seriously...?

Who was their 'social media consultant' (or whatever they are called this week) and how much did they pay them?

Europe's digi-boss tells YouTube to cough up proper music royalties

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Re: Googles argument may be valid.

As much as it gives me pain to do so - I must admit that G00gle has a point. Middle men always take their cut. The music industry's business model is outdated. It has been rendered obsolete by "new" technology - I'm using quotation marks because this has happened about 15 to 20 years ago. And they still haven't adapted yet, the lazy bastards. If your business model is no longer valid, you either adapt it or you'll go out of business. That's how it works. Hiring an army of lawyers will only delay the inevitable, but it won't stop it.

Snafu! BT funnels all customers' sent email into one poor sod's inbox

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That's my BT!

Chinese crypto techie sentenced to death for leaking state secrets

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Reads a bit like he leaked the menu of the central committee's private caféteria to the CIA.

Pusher's purist: Five steps to reaching your DevOps zen

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Re: Seriously, is it just me?

"Can anyone explain to me in simple monosylabics what devops is and what it does?"

No. No-one can. Because once you have removed all the buzzwords, nothing remains.

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Re: Two weeks till the 3rd of May

But after the event there will be article after article about the proceedings...

All-Python malware nasty bites Windows victims in Poland

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Re: default-deny OS / no run without authorization / PITA

That'd be pretty much like checking the punchcards before stacking them into hopper... 'PITA' doesn't cover half of it...

Obama London visit prompts drone no-fly zone

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Re: any small balloon ... banned from large swathes of airspace below 2,500ft

"Which means that Milvus milvus, aka the red kite, is also banned."

As would be, ironically, the Bald Eagle.

The thing about reality: It's really... persistent

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Reality is overrated anyway.

Teradata launches mutant cloud, hopes IoT megabucks start flowing

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Pint

Re: I find it

Thank you! See icon.

NZ Pastafarians joined in noodly wedlock

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Re: Magnanimity in Voctory

"If only that were true everywhere we might have a reasonable shot at world peace."

Nah, we'd just find yet another way to mess things up. Humans are really good at that.

How much faster is a quantum computer than your laptop?

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Whenever something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. But I'd be happy if Dwave would prove me wrong on this. The potential uses of quantum computers are very interesting, but so far I have yet to see anyone delivering what they promise.