* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

6157 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Oct 2015

Apple WWDC: OS X is dead, long live macOS

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

" (El Reg was not invited for some reason) "

Maybe finally settle that bar tab (yes, that one), and a 'We're really sorry" card with an iTunes gift voucher to the PA VeePee in charge of invites? On second thoughts, better make that an Amazon gift voucher.

Microsoft's paid $60 per LinkedIn user – and it's a bargain, because we're mugs

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: I've heard that 75% of all LinkedIn members are fake...

I don't see this as a problem. Not for me, anyway.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Quite. That's where it all falls down, of course.

Microsoft buys LinkedIn for the price of 36 Instagrams

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: New conversion factor!

I quite agree, El Reg's online conversion tool needs an update, stat.

Meanwhile, have an upvote.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Makes a certain sense

Um, Henry Kissinger did win the Peace Prize. Or rather, Kissinger and Le Duc Tho were jointly offered the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for their work on the Paris Peace Accords which prompted the withdrawal of American forces from the Vietnam war. Kissinger accepted. Le Duc Tho declined to accept the award because the war had not ended. ("Peace? What peace?")

In 1976, I kid you not, Kissinger became the first honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters - if we're doing 'absurd', that's a better example.

Anyway: Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing 'yer...

Forum post stuffing

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: @ allthecoolshortnamesweretaken (was: @1980s_coder)

"Why do you ask?

Got some people in my extended family who keep sheep (Norway) or used to keep sheep. Sometimes the topic comes up.

Forget about Brexit – let's talk Orbits, Digits, Robots

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Well, a ferry is a thing, and if it has an internet connection it's part of the Internet of Things. Or maybe there is an app to reserve a seat and a sick bag. Or something. Doesn't really matter - IoT! IoT! IoT!

Queen's birthday honours shower knighthoods and gongs on tech's finest

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Well, I wouldn't turn it down, to be honest. BTW, can I even get one at all as a non-Brit?

Chinese space station 'out of control', will do best firework impression

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Before

"Saving Skylab - the untold story" / Popular Science, January 1979 ( via googely books)

Skylab Reactivation Mission Report / NASA, March 1980 ( PDF )

Hobbits really did exist – and endured erectus shrinkage, say boffins

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken
allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Neanderthals had bigger brains than us. Just sayin'.

Grim-faced 'naut Malenchenko prepares to return home

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

The "relevant parts of the world" bit still has me puzzled, but otherwise I'm with you, so have an upvote.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

It's perfectly allright to smile inwardly. Or use something like the Mona Lisa version.

As to Yuri Malenchenko - my pet theory is that he is related to Andrei "Grim Grom" Gromyko.

No, I am NOT a bot.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: @ allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Sometimes weird, in a good way. Hardly ever pointless. Hey, you don't have to agree with him. But I do appreciate someone who says what he thinks and actually has thought before saying it.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: @ allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Weird. And pointless.

Microsoft offers Surface-as-a-Service from its own stores

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Out of curiosity ...

"If you call Surface cheap- you must mean diamond chips?"

Compared to what that sort of computing power (not that it would have fitted in such a small box) would have cost you, say, 30 years ago? Yeah, cheap. Dirt cheap. It's just a pity that most of the improvement in performance gets eaten up by sloppy coding, so to speak. But that's another story.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Classic Microsoft marketing screwup

" Until MS get this stuff right, ... "

Aaaannnd there's your problem!

Seriously. I've never been a Fanboi as such, but so far they had stuff that was useful and usable for me to get the stuff done that I do. Sometime in the late 1980ies I had to make a choice, and as I'm in civil engineering that choice was DOS/Win because there was next to nothing suitable on the Mac. I had worked on the first Macs and it was great, and if I wouldn't have had the need to run software for structural design and a CAD program fit for structural design I just as well might have chosen Apple.

(Okay, apart from DOS/Win boxen I also had the odd Mac laptop, a string of Newtons, and for a while I worked with a CAD package that ran on UNIX, I think SCO, that would run on Compaq PCs, and every now and then toy with Linux on the old box that had been replaced by the new WIn box.)

All these years MS products were far from perfect, but they worked reasonable well and MS policy was workable.

But right now they are pissing me off, big time. For me, 2016 will be the year of the Linux destktop.

French B&Q equivalent 'hacked' to offer visitors vulgar DIY tools

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: "translation experts"?

Yes, certainly. All the error codes are given as numbers, and it does take an expert to deal with French numbers.

DevOps is for all, says DevOps pundit-in-chief. He doesn't have it in for the BOFH, honest

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

"900-year-old organisation with a mainframe"

First thing that popped up in my mind when reading this was "Vatican". Although it's actually much older, you could roughly double that figure, give or take.

Anyway, my point is: if something works for a long, long time you might want to take a close look at it and find out why before you try something new just because it's fashionable right now.

No 10's online EU vote signup crash 'inevitable' – GDS overseer

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Why all the hubbub?

Oliver Letwin is absolutely correct.

With the GDS "overseeing" the endeavour, the crash of the site truely was inevitable.

Let's play: 'IT values or hipster folk band?'

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Quixotic, Questing and...

A quantum of questing?

Government regulation will clip coders' wings, says Bruce Schneier

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: the customer is always right

But if all my choices are between different heaps of shit (in a variety of shape, colour and smell) I still end up with a heap of shit in the end, no matter the budget I can afford.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Its all depressingly inevitable.

Yep, one way or another, we're doomed. The irony is not lost on me - civilisation will not end with a bang (aka global nuclear war as envisioned in nearly all the SF from the mid 1940ies to the late 1980ies). It will end with our smart toasters burning down our houses (after ratting us out to the ever increasing surveillance state), with our smart fridges cleaning out our bank accounts by ordering a 100 year supply of groceries, with our smart lawnmowers mowing down our pets, with our self driving cars blocking the roads to hospitals and power stations, and so on. Future historians, if and when a new civilisation arises from the ashes of ours, will call our era 'the stupid times'.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: I perfectly agree with Schneier

And who is coding the software for your T-1000*, OS and all, and reviewing the code?

*Which is also a part of the 'Internet of Things'

Mars' dust storms follow seasonal patterns say NASA boffins

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Typo

Yeah, but nobody ever does that...

Now, where is the latest Dabbsy and/or BOFH - it's Friday!

Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

" “I think we have no way of knowing exactly what's true, I mean that’s been reported and we definitely have made visits to the White House,” said Schmidt. "

Anyone else reminded of Donald Rumsfeld here?

One entire US spook base: Yours for $1m+

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

I've always wanted my own fire station...

Fiber optic cables prove eyes of glass squids are like invisibility cloaks

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Completely off-topic, but here is a photo of a fish inside a jellyfish. Marine creatures are weird.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Invisible squids? We're doomed... As if the cuttlefish weren't dangerous enough...

If The Register made reality music TV, this is what it would look like

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: I missed the original...

"Fronted by neopunk rock band The Clash"

Wot? "Neopunk"? The Clash formed in 1976. They more or less started punk singlehandedly. Really, kids these days... Now get off my lawn!

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Camberwick Green meets Tarantino

Throw in some Ninjas and we're good to go.

(I'd pay good money to see this. Heck, I'd pay good money to hear a radio version. Used to listen to 'The Archers' when we still could get BFBS* on FM over here.)

* "The radio division of the SSVC."

US military tests massive GPS jamming weapon over California

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: The Embraer Phenom 300

Thanks for the link!

But I'm still a bit confused. From my point of view, any navigational device is something that tells me where I am. So I know in which direction I must turn in order to get where I want to go. And that's it. It doesn't seem a good idea to make that navigational device a part of the systems I need to keep the vehicle I'm in dirigible, or airborne, or afloat or whatever.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Not a TOTAL surprise

Yep. During the NATO campaign in Ex-Yugoslavia you could tell when the USAF were flying sorties - GPS would go a bitt wobbly. If you were in, say, Munich, your GPS would tell you you were moving if you were in fact stationary, and your position would be off by 50-100 m, even while receiving 6 or 7 satellites.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

"In addition, the FAA is warning pilots flying the Embraer Phenom 300, one of the world's most popular executive jet aircraft, that the testing could interfere with flight stability controls and has said extra care should be taken in the area."

Just out of idle curiosity - what does the Embraer Phenom 300 have (or hasn't got) that singles it out?

Startup Knupath offers world a new CPU architecture

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: all we need to know

So this one will actually deliver on the promises made?

Win 7 to Win 10

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Win 7 to Win 10

Probably yes, Redmond is desparate to "prove" that W10 is a success. But why on earth would you want to do that?

Digital ad biz is fraudulent by design, complain big brands

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

I'm reminded of the old saying that 50% of all advertising is wasted, but you never know which 50% that actually is.

Looks like now it's also "50% of all digital advertising is fraudulent, but you never know which 50%".

My heart bleeds.

cicret bracelets

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Nah, I guess my arms are too hairy for this to work.

Tech they actually want you to microwave

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Interesting, but ultimately a novelty that adds very little to existing methods. I still use pen and paper notebooks, and occasionally I take pictures of a couple of pages with my tablet and e-mail the pics, sometimes using an app to convert them into a PDF first. When a notebook is full, I put it on the shelf and get a new one. The odd page that may contain something important or brilliant will be photocopied, or rather, in these days scanned and stored. Done.

Scots denied Saltire emoji

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: More flags??

All 50 of the states here in the USA have individual flags...

And one of them has a back that is not the same as the front! (As any avid viewer of 'Fun With Flags' knows.)

So. Why don't people talk to invisible robots in public?

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

@TRT

Nice story. But you know the rules: pics or it didn't happen.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick... Hang on. They're back

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Except...

I'm sure the same types of things go on in any non-trivial commercial project -- it's just you don't get to hear the juicy details.

You betcha. Hint: ever been involved in a big building project?

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Church of Agile and Evangelists

Amen to that, brother!

Rogue Somerset vulture lands at Royal Navy airbase

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Looking on the bright side

If we are mentioning the F-104G and Franz-Josef Strauß, we should not omit the HS-30.

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Looking on the bright side

"Dissing the F35, ... "

No need at all to 'diss' the F-35 - honest, factual reporting is quite enough.

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: Hmmm....

If I'm not mistaken, the guy in the pic isn't just a crusader, but a Knight Templar. So there surely must be some sort of huge conspiracy involved...

Comeback mobe comes back

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Blackberry is dead. Which is sad. They had some really nifty stuff, both hardware and software. But let's face it - in a market where everybody and their aunt buys a phone to do everything with it exept using it as a phone, they're dead.

IBM bags $300m Emirates gig

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

What, they didn't sell Emirates on Watson?

Space exploration: Are Musk and Bezos about to eclipse Gagarin and Armstrong?

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Is 'eclipse' the right word anyway? It's more like a relay run to me.

You've gotta fight... for your right... to IT

allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

Re: let us go forth and plot global domination

Zero sum game trap, again.