* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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By Jove! NASA's Juno prepares to slip into orbit around Jupiter

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Re: Orbit - not clouds...

El Reg is Playmobil territory.

Martha Lane Fox: Brexit is all about MEEEEeeee!

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Re: Isn't it the internets that caused this?

Well, the internet is the open form of the closed ward.

London Stock Exchange's German mega-merger: It's a go, despite Brexit

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The merger between the London Stock Exchange and Deutsche Boerse has already failed twice. I'm not sure yet that third time will be the charm.

Humans and bees share the same sociability genes

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Could we please:

either stop calling Orcinus orca 'killer whales'

or start calling Homo sapiens sapiens 'killer apes'?

I'm cool with both.

Last panel in place, China ready to boot up giant telescope

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Re: size conversions

Wales isn't "inconveniently large".

To quote a brilliant mind of of our age, the great Aleister Dabbs: "Wales is, of course, so small that it could fit inside Wales."

fMRI bugs could upend years of research

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I really like the "This is what your brain looks like on bad data" line.

Question: any chance the raw data is still stored somewhere and can be processed again using revised software? (I guess not, but I've never worked with MRI machines.)

BTW, why the many downvotes for the cargo cult reference? It may be a bit harsh in this context, but the basic point is valid. If you use something in your work that is a "black box" to you, you take a risk.

We'll smash probe into comet 300 million miles away for kicks, er, sorry, ... for science

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Re: landing at an angle that denied its solar panels vital sunlight

Pu-238* is about 8,000,000 USD per kg**, and for some years now there isn't that much of it to go around until someone makes some more. Which isn't trivial as you need Neptunium-237 and a nuclear reactor, hence the price tag. Right now a couple*** of kg Pu-238 is produced every year in the USA, after a break of 25 years.

The School of Nuclear Science and Engineering at OSU is working on a better method: Rebuilding the supply of Pu-238. Still in the theoretical / computer simulation phase, though.

* Other isotopes work too (Curium-244, Strontium-90, Polonium-210, Promethium-147, Caesium-137, Cerium-144, Ruthenium-106, Cobalt-60, Curium-242, Americium-241, Thulium), but if you want a small unit that lasts long, Pu-238 is the way to go. There once even was a series of cardiac pacemakers powered by Pu-238 RTGs (some of them still in use), that's how small you can make them.

** Probably not the deceiding factor. Cassini carried 32.7 kg of Pu-238 dioxyde.

*** Some sources suggest 1.5 kg, others 15 kg per year.

Bootnote: 1950ies Doc Brown was wrong. It's 2016, and we still can't buy Plutonium at the local drugstore. Time to invent Mr Fusion, so get cracking!

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Re: @gregthecanuck

Hey, it's not a Disaster Area stunt ship!

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Re: smash?

Ooh, Lunar Lander on a TI-66 (?*) programmable calculator...

* It's been a while...

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"Rosetta's companion craft, the lander Philae, is already on the comet's surface, but has produced very little science after a botched landing."

Maybe so, but it has produced a lot of data for the engineers to make the next one better.

All things considered, the whole mission is amazing, very successful and a huge step forward.

Forget YouTube – meet ChewTube: Strangers watching millennials eat

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"I'm a scientist - nothing shocks me."

Mildly amusing. And not as irrelevant as I thought at first. Eating as a social event, aka eating in groups (or at least not alone) is something our species grew up with over thousands of generations. It's so much more than just consuming food. It's interaction. It's sharing information. It's getting to know each other. It's a good way to introduce new members to a group. It's honing social skills, be it the ability to communicate or simply manners and anything inbetween.

Think family dinner. Think romantic date. Think workers on their lunch break. Think soldiers sharing rations. Think state banquets. Think parties. Think barbies. Every single one of you reading this just had mental images of people eating together in your head. That's how ingrained it is.

From cot to coffin, in every culture, the one recurring element in every social gathering is - food.

And as there are more and more people living alone, while at the same time having access to advanced communications technology - how is it a surprise they are using this technology to fill a need that goes beyond physical nourishment?

Irrelevant sidenote: The linked article was informative as well. While I already had heard about Tingle and the Hugo thing (brilliant idea, by the way, that's how to tackle bigots), I didn't know that dinosaur erotica was a thing. You learn something new every day!

SEC probes ex Google bod

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Softbank (which isn't a bank but a telco) owns roundabout 28 % of Alibaba Group. That's potentially a big pile of cash. So maybe someone thinks it's time to cash in. (You just thought Yahoo!, didn't you?)

Microsoft: Give us better staff

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Mark, it's always the fault of the worker bees when things go wrong. Management is incapable of error per definitionem*. That's why they're management, see? If the worker bees were as brilliant as the managers, the worker bees wouldn't be working bees; they would be management too. Stands to reason, doesn't it?

* The crazy (or is it sad) thing is, in a way there is some truth in it - someone who doesn't actually do anything doesn't make a lot of mistakes. And in a very large organisation, doing nothing actually is an option if you use the time to come up for a good reason for doing nothing. Internal regulations or policies are the best reasons, followed by consultant's recommendations and statistics.

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@Curious - upvoted for 'code katas' because I really like that. That could be both a starting point and a fallback position.

Michael Gove says Britain needs to create its own DARPA

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Keep calm & do not worry. Everything will be all right.

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Do you mean Macbeth?

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Sounds a bit like the 'Britain on it's own could emulate California' pitch I've read here and there prior to the referendum.

Well, why not. Go for it. Not sure how to fix the weather issues, though.

BAM! Astroboffins now have a second way of picking up black holes' collision super kicks

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Re: "remnants of the black holes..."

If I've got this right, light can't escape a black hole because it also behaves like a particle and is sucked in by the gravity, so speed isn't really a factor inaroun; it doesn't matter how fast the black hole is moving, and the light always moves at the speed of light anyway.

What I'm trying to wrap my mind around is the bit about "detecting a black hole kick would mean a direct observation that gravitational waves are carrying not just energy, but linear momentum as well."

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Re: Would someone who studies boffins...

Definitely metaboffin.

Training puppies.

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From The Daily Mash

Our astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob:

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)

While you’d consider yourself more a dog person than a cat person, either will do if you’re hungry enough.

Music and relationships

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If you could woo her with your mix tape everything will be fine.

Blighty's EU science funding will remain unchanged until new PM triggers Article 50

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Re: That is a load of bull

Indeed. I also tried portemanteau and got 'hat stand' or 'coat-rack'.

I will not buy this record, it is scratched!

Cook's role on Nike board

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Stuff with rounded corners, glued together by lowly paid asians with nimble fingers, sold to a huge fan base in fancy flagship stores - yes, I can totally see it!

Violin's reverse stock split

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Grasping at straws.

Bank tech boss: Where we're going, we don't need mainframes

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With something as sensitive and crucial as a bank"s very core - do you really want bleeding edge? Tried & trusted has it's merits.

Chinese gambling site served near record-breaking complex DDoS

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So, let's say one GigaCat, as discussed a little while ago in the context of balloons.

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470 Gbps, 110 million packet-per-second - how much is that in cat pictures?

Yes. Yes, I'm bored. Still waiting for my Friday treat - either a new Dabbsy or a new BOFH, or both.

A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Re: Hmm.

In my experience, the dont do water in Cologne, only Kölsch. Not much difference anyway.

Next time you are there, ask for Altbier.

Here's how police arrested Lauri Love – and what happened next

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This is very confusing. The NCA hat enough material to get a warrant, but not enough to formulate what to charge Love with?

Another thing that is puzzling me: "... three unidentified co-conspirators – two listed as residing near Australia and one near Sweden ..". Well, what is it? Norway? Finland? Or respectively, New Zealand? Papua New Guinea? Antarctica?

Extension to blue light services' Airwave network is on the cards

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Private Sector Efficiency!!!!

Yeah, right.

Can Ireland's grid green satisfy Facebook and Apple?

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Re: Oh dear

There is always the interns-in-treadmills option.

"Junior Deputy Assistant Vice President of Power Generation". Or Something.

NRA guns down 38,000 Surge.sh sites in anti-parody spray-and-pray

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Re: Lesson learned

Leave Canada out of this, please...

Sometimes I feel like the USA as such is one giant satire. But I can't figure out on what.

Man sues YET AGAIN for chance to marry his computer

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Re: I don't see why not.

Did you try turning her off and on?

Cracking Android's full-disk encryption is easy on millions of phones – with a little patience

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Well, that's good news. For the FBI, etc.

Man killed in gruesome Tesla autopilot crash was saved by his car's software weeks earlier

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Re: Yes but ... / telemetry

Well, regarding telemetry, Teslas are a bit like Windows-10-on-wheels:

MIT Technology Review - Tesla knows when a crash is your fault

But you can also diddle your driving data yourself: TeslaMS tools for telemetry data visualization

Apple, Amazon and Google are screwing us, warns Elizabeth Warren

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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

As it's friday, with pub o'clock and Malta vs Belgium only hours away, how about a little stroll down memory lane?

Jupiter's throwing a firework party for Juno – and Hubble's peeking in

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Office 365 falls over in US

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Didn't we agree to use the term 'cloutage' for this sort of thing?

Honey, why are porno apps on your Android?! Er, um, malware did it!

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Re: The picture

Blondie. Or Robert Palmer. Maybe. It's been a while.

LDAP snafu in Cisco Prime

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Read that as "LAPD snafu in Cisco crime" first... well played, El Reg, well played...

Weird interview questions

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"Life is what happens while you make other plans."

Brexit-bored Brits back to bashing the bishop after ballot box blues

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Just heard on the radio thet Boris won't throw his hat in the ring.

Oh, Red Hat. Contain yourself and your 'new innovations' talk

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"new innovations"?

What happened to the old innovations?

Google hires black man

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VP of diversity?

Kremlin hackers and the Democratic National Committee: How deep is the rabbit-hole?

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Re: I'm surprised we're not hearing about RNC and Trump hacks. . .

"In fairness, the RNC are still figuring out how fire works ... "

"The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys!" (Not shoot "em.)

Trans-Pacific FASTER fibre fires first photons, finally

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Read that as "fires first photos", and naturally wondered whether they were cat photos... where is the coffee...

Peter Gabriel-backed music startup goes titsup, takes £500k of your money with it

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" .. the European Union is the biggest VC funder on the Silicon Roundabout."

Was. No wonder ¡Bong! is upset.

Body of evidence: Biometrics and YOU

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Interesting idea: Rubber fingertips to use with fingerprint-based authentication systems. You'd be able to "change" your fingerprints when they get compromised.

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: Speculation

"Heck Jaguar could reverse engineer an Audi."

You do realise that Jaguar has been Tata for a while now? Along with Land Rover.

And while we're at it: Rolls-Royce belongs to BMW and Bentley belongs to Volkswagen.

Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea

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TOS had tablets. (Okay, you never saw what was on it, but there are plenty of scenes where JTK is handed a tablet to sign off something.)