* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Yahoo! She said yes. Verizon confirms $4.8bn acquisition

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"The deal does not involve Yahoo!'s Alibaba Group holdings, its shares in Yahoo! Japan, Yahoo!’s convertible notes, certain minority investments, or Yahoo!’s non-core patents.

Erm... so what exactly is Verizon buying?

Tinder porn scam: Swipe right for NOOOOOO I paid for what?

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Re: sandporn?

Rule 34.

What's Brexit? How Tech UK tore up its plans after June 23

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Everything will be fine, UK gov will negotiate a good deal for Britain, as explained here.

PHP flaws allowed God mode access to top smut site

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Re: Frequent visitors don't necessarily log in, etc.

"I can't believe that anyone has trouble finding free porn."

In soviet russia malware internet, porn finds you!

By 2040, computers will need more electricity than the world can generate

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Aww, c'mon guys - predictions are tricky.

Verizon tipped to buy Yahoo! for US$5bn

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Well what can I say? Those two deserve each other.

Nintendo to investors: Pokémon Go won't make money come

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Re: This clearly goes to show you...

Given that every* economic theory I've come across so far assumes that all the participiants are rational beings and act rational... no, there really shouldn't be a Nobel for economics** because whatever it is or may be, it isn't proper science.***

* Quite a lot, but certainly not all. In one of my former lifes I was enrolled in economics for two years; not in order to persue a degree, but to learn a bit and get to understand how these people think.

** Well, technically there isn't. Nobel didn't found one, the Swedish bank of issue**** did so some time later. But for all practical purposes it's 'the Nobel in economics'.

*** There is a good and proper rant in this, but right now I just haven't got the energy.

**** This reads kinda strage, I hope Pons Online didn't pull a prank on me here just now.

No, the VCR is not about to die. It died years ago. Now it's VHS/DVD combo boxes' turn

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Re: Actually VCRs still exist

U-Matic for professional use, actually. Betamx is U-Matic's little bastard brother, so to speak.

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Re: Stop making me feel old

Yup, DAT was like a little VCR... and I think I still have a HP tape drive in an external SCSI box and some tapes still in shrink wrap lying around somewhere... At that time the very first CD-ROM burners were on the market, but the blanks were so costly that DAT was a sensible backup solution even for relatively small amouts of data.

There also were boxes (some of which you could assemle yourself from a kit) that would turn any old VCR with a SCART plug into a tape drive for data storage. Looked great on paper... Let's just say that it did work better than a C64's Datasette.

US standards lab says SMS is no good for authentication

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Re: They're behind the curve

As quantum leaps are very small and random, I hope someone comes up with something clever that actually works.

OneDrive go for Pokemon Go

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"This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!" - Admiral Josh Painter (USN, fict.)

IT boss 'set up fake companies to charge his employers $2.4m'

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What, no charges regarding not paying taxes? Or hasn't the IRS had a go at the guy yet?

Cyanogen Inc 'axes 20%' staff

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Somehow "executive retreats" almost never bode well (for the worker bees, that is), but this is an exeptional crappy way of handling layoffs.

White House to bung electric car industry $4.5bn in loans

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Re: Overlooked Problem? / submarines

Which is why modern, non-nuke subs use fuel cells. Diesel-electric is so 21st century...

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

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Re: Sorted

Not as such. 'Inspired by", but not "copied off". Sergej Kalashnikov found himself facing the wrong end of the StG-44 (or 43), but was lucky enough to survive. He started thinking about the design of something similar while recovering in military hospital. The result was the 'Automat Kalashnikov', introduced in 1947 - hence AK-47.

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Re: Sorted

You have to rely on Russian tools to do that?

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Why, that's standard procedure Windows troubleshooting, isn't it?

Juno's 1,300-pic Jupiter vid

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Re: What a waste !!!

"No one demanded pretty pics of the "Higgs Boson" ... "

Wrong. I did. But I never got an answer.

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Silicon Valley's contribution to the US Republican Convention: Gayness

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"We" didn't go to Mars yet, we sent a couple of probes/robots. I think the point he wanted to make was that there hasn't been a manned mission yet. You know, planting flags and stuff.

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

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"Dumb Jokes That Are Funny"

http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/

Microsoft's 3D Jedi phone explored

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Anyone else reminded of that bit in H2G2 about controlling consumer electronics with a wave of your hand?

Guess who gets hit hard by IR35 tax clampdown? Yep, IT contractors

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Re: Wrong question ...

Cui bono ... always a good question to ask ...

Yahoo! sale! almost! done!

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Another match made in heaven.

World religions stake out positions on Pokemon Go

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Make sure it really is a Pokemon first, though.

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Re: Darwin position

IIRC, that's some sort of reversed, upside-down missionary position, somewhat depending on the paticipiants' denomination.

Forget your RTO*: Real world Disaster Recovery needs garbage bags and bubble wrap

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I take it all your gear is EMP-hardened, then?

UK employers still reluctant to hire recent CompSci grads

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"If you set up a system like our current education system it is almost inevitable that we now have a system like what you descibe."

IMO that's because the current system made the switch from "education" to "training" some time ago. And no, they are not the same.

Apple, Facebook and Coinbase coughed data to finger alleged pirate king

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"To The Register's eye, the complaint looks to do a very decent job piecing together an individual's online activities and raises the question: if the Feds can do this for a piracy suspect, what can they do for a really bad guy?"

No, it raises the question: why are considerable resources and skills wasted on going after the instigator of a torrent site? You'd think there were some guys ranked a lot higher on the 'most wanted' list. Like, you know, guys that want to kill people, and lots of them.

Oh, and iTunes just sucks, big time.

Salesforce slurps uptime startup Coolan for global infrastructure scale-out

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"Why Salesforce needs this stuff when it's outsourced to AWS is anyone's guess"

Well, my guess is that Salesforce was at risk of actually turning a profit. They are not used to that, so the mere prospect freaks them out. So money had to be spent.

Gartner's hype cycle turned upside down to assess Brexit

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Re: Stages of grief

What about the bargaining stage?

She wants it. She needs it. Shall I give it to her or keep doing it by myself?

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Re: Obsessive

No, you may not take one of my comics out of the baggy and fondle it with your dirty, sweaty, smelly fingers. No, not even with cotton gloves. Now run along before I have time to fetch one of my power tools from the workshop.

We're not looking for MH370 in the wrong place say investigators

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Re: They're almost done..

Difficult to move on without some closure, no matter what you know on the rational level. Thing is, humans aren't rational beings. (And if you doubt this, just look at some of the discussions in the forums here.) Funerals are for the living. If they were done simply because of the hygienic issues a dead body will rise, there would be no need for all the rituals involved. This goes way, way back in our history as a species; even the Neanderthals buried their dead in some sort of ceremony.

IETF boffins design a DNS for crypto-currencies

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My mis-read of the day: "Boffins design DNA for digital monkey." I need a couple fo days off.

Tight-wad Apple repair techs swapped our damaged iGear with used kit – lawsuit

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Litigious little bastards. Good as new is what you agreed to, good as new is what you get.

Fear not, humanity – Saint Elon has finished part two of his world-saving 'master plan'

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Yeah, yeah, yeah... but this guy doesn't just talk, he actually gets stuff done. Some of it will work out well, some of it won't. Only time will tell. But things are happening, and that's good.

Bosses at UK infosec biz Quadsys confess to hacking rival reseller

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Re: Security professionals?

Not a badge of honour for the rival security biz that got hacked either.

Microsoft to rip up P2P Skype, killing native Mac, Linux apps

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Maybe I'm just having a tinfoil hat moment, but announcing that there won't be a Linux or Mac client anymore in the near future will dissuade people toying with the thought of finally ditching Windows because they are enraged about MS's force feeding of W10 to them.

Google tests its own quantum computer – both qubits of it

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Babbush the Quantum Software Engineer

Sounds like the title of a popular children's book from the 23rd century.

The cloud ain't making it rain for Intel right now: Tech giants pause server chip sales

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Re: Data estimates

"If you take a look at the average autonomous car in 2020, the estimates right now are it will throw off about 40GB a minute of data"

It is now July 2016. Significant numbers of autonomous cars on the road in less than four years? Sorry, I can't see it.

UK's digital strategy must account for Brexit, say MPs

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Re: Did you just think about this?

Yes. The amazing (if that is the right word) thing is that no one had a plan for the result of the referendum to be 'leave'.

But, life being a funny old thing, there is a funny side to everything.

Ransomware gang: How can I extort you today?

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Re: "customers"

You are Dido Harding, and I claim my £5!

Star Trek Beyond: An unwatchable steaming pile of tribble dung

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Re: freshest of it's time

Oh, that would have been this one

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Re: Hollywood: stop wrecking something good!

"Elvis stopped because of a terminal case of death..."

"Elvis isn't dead, he just went home."

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I have just learned that Carlo Ancelotti has a cameo in it.

Badges for Commentards

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Aha. Well, that's that cleared up, isn't it?

300k Turkey govt emails leak

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More on this and additional links here:

http://boingboing.net/2016/07/19/wikileaks-dumps-years-worth.html

Tor for IoT toothbrushes

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Or... don't have IoT gear in the first place.

WhatsApp goes to Rio (again), but the battle is far from over

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Supreme Court's Chief Justice Ricardo Lewandowski - and of course I read 'Robert Lewandowski' when I skimmed the article... where's the coffee...

Anyway, 'Paul Crawford' - good point.

Nitwit has fit over twit hit: Troll takes timeless termination terribly

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The internet - kinda like the open version of the closed ward, at least in some parts.