* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Beer merger dwarfs EMC/Dell

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Reminds me of the late 1990ies' "new economy" when suddenly everybody was merging left, right and center like there would be no tomorrow.

Giant Musk-stick test-firing proves a rocket can rise twice

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Re: All nice and well, but

I told you not to put the kitty litter next to the launch pad!

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Re: Splitting hairs

Well, if you're a bit flexible regarding the criteria... the shuttle's solid fuel boosters flee sub-orbital and were re-used...

Juno turns around and heads off to graze Jupiter's clouds

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Re: de-orbit date

Maybe, but probably not. Juno is supposed to be incinerated in Jupiter's atmosphere in order to prevent any possible contamination of Jupiter's moons. While there will be still power*, at some point there won't be enough fuel left for any manouvering. If everything that's yet to happen goes better than expected, they might be able to expand the mission for a couple of days/weeks, but that's it.

*This has been discussed at length in several threads in the comments. Wear and tear of solar panels in space, pros and cons of RTGs, etc.

Did mock cop bot trot on fraught tot? Maybe not

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Encyclopedia Dramatica user hit with £10k damages after calling ex-councillor a 'paedo'

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Re: I am Sam Smith and I don't need a solicitor

FWIW - my lawyer used to say that any lawyer who represents himself in court has an idiot as his client. Better call Saul ...

What's long, hard and full of seamen? The USS Harvey Milk

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Re: I am struggling to understand...

SF is close enough to Silicon Valley, so IT-angle - check.

Beside, this is Bootnotes.

And El Eg (and by proxy its readers) are cunting gaylords, apparently.

UK govt to launch a tech creche for military-focused startups

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Creche. I had to look that one up. According to Pons online, in British english it's a nursery whereas in American english it's an orphanage. Hmm.

Anyway, the article got me thinking about Brit-specific problems with military technology. So far I have come up with 1.5 points:

1. No proper planes for the new carriers. Since I'm pretty sure that there won't be an app for that, that's the 0.5 point mentioned.

2. You guys still drive on the wrong side of the road. (In my experience, the trickiest bit about that is entering roundabouts the right way.) So how about an app that uses GPS to sense when you are operating somewhere where you should drive on the right side (heh) of the road and reminds you about that in the gentle, soothing tones of a CSM?

My Microsoft Office 365 woes: Constant crashes, malware macros – and settings from Hell

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Re: default settings

That's not a joke, that's the ugly truth.

Flame Canada, flame Canada ... Botched govt payroll computers spew smoke ahead of probe

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Re: Phoenix...

Not neccessarily - there also was the other Phoenix.

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Makes you wonder what kind of payroll system IBM uses internally, doesn't it?

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Re: @Brock

QWERTYtis?

Happy Sysadmin Day!

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Pint

"What's seventeen times zero again?"

Same as three times zero.

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So, all sysadmins suffer from Bouchard's nodes, but only their middle fingers are affected? Strange.

Apple's Car is Project Titan

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I seriously doubt that Apple will ever make (as in mass production) a car. Apple's business model and any car maker's business model(s) are too far apart.

Developing technologies that can be used in/for cars, in other words sold or licenced to car manufacturers - that would work.

New US spy satellite in orbit

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Re: Ah, the irony

Huh? You mean you can't buy any at the WallMart? But they stock rockets for the July 4th fireworks!

The bigger they get, the harder we fall: Thinking our way out of cloud crash

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Re: Much as I hate buzzwords and compounds,

Not just 'someone' - I believe cloutage was coined by a fellow commentard on these very forums a couple of weeks agoese

Cyberpunks might not be crooks but they're really very rude

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Don't use a VPN in United Arab Emirates – unless you wanna risk jail and a $545,000 fine

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Re: Let's see if it affects business

" ... it's just the UAE and the Magic Kingdom blocking VoIP now, I believe.

Does that mean I can't use Skype in Disneyland?

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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"... the “pot” was not a tea pot, but a coffee pot. To make tea. With milk in it."

There is no emoticon that adequatly illustrates the infuriation I am experiencing right now. There are athings that simply are not done, period.

The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers

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Re: I always hoped Amazon was true to its name...

... using invisible planes?

Avoiding Liverpool was the aim: All aboard the world's ONLY moving aqueduct

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Re: Boaters

I was under the impression that a "boater" was something you wear on your head?

Anyway, have an upvote for the brilliant "meta-moan"!

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Well worth a visit, and not just by boat. The old lift from 1899 still exists and has been converted into a museum. I went there last year, and it was amazing.

Hyperconvergence: Designing for failure

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The glass is neither half full nor is it half empty - it's the wrong size.

Buzz Aldrin's Apollo XI expenses claim revealed

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Did they bill him for the switch he broke on the LEM?

Airbus doesn't just make aircraft – now it designs drone killers

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Will this be effective against a Predator/Reaper/GlobalHawk? (I'm asking for a friend.)

Tesla autopilot driver 'was speeding' moments before death – prelim report

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Good point. And maybe an idea for future iterations of the "autopilot" feature: if the driver sets the cruise control part of the system to exceed the speed limit, the car hands control back to him / refuses to switch to autodrive.

I use HERE maps and a Sammy tablet as a satnav, and it pings me when I go too fast. The maps are pretty accurate regarding the local speed limits.

Did Donald Trump really just ask Russia to hack the US govt? Yes, he did

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What are those "liberal media" you speak of? Inquiring minds, etc.

Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

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Chicken.

BTW, as to mixing landscape and portrait formats etc: if all you are showing is a linear deck of slides it's sometimes more convenient to convert your presentation into a PDF. Full screen mode, full page shown, one page per click.

Saved from ransomware thugs... by rival ransomware thug

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Turf war?

MPs reiterate risks of mega £10bn Aspire contract overhaul

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Alarmists. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Lowland Scots plunged into panic by marauding ostrich family

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There is a wild population of some 150 Greater Rheas in the north of Germany. In 2000, seven birds escaped from a farm and made it into a nature reserve, so they could not be hunted. Nobody thought they would make it through the next few winters, but they did. More here.

Oh deer.io: Cyber criminals* using one-stop DIY web biz shops

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Really good webdesign would tip potential victims off.

What's losing steam at Apple? Pretty much everything

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Maybe the iCordion would be a top seller?

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They want to lure us into "the cloud". Partly because it's all the rage right now, partly as a hedge against the slowing down of the hardware market. Lock in the existing customers even tighter. Offer more products "as a service", switch to subsrcription models. You may still own your device, but in order to make good use of it, you must use their services on their server farms.

Pokemon GO-ZILLA: Safety fears after monsters appear in Fukushima danger zone

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Re: which makes most of their output useless. / conspiracies

Tinfoil will block alpha radiation, so win-win!

Facebook Surround360 design lands at GitHub

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Should be able to downscale the camera rig for applications that don't have to capture anything that moves. Like interiors of buildings etc. Syncronisation wouldn't be that critical then.

Hmm. Have to think this through.

Cisco warns responders: Drop ego, assimilate with the IR playbook

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Re: Why now?

It's the sort of thing we all "know" but need to be reminded of every now and then.

Twitter: $602m into -$107m

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Re: The best thing about Twitter...

Well, apparently it doesn't matter...

Did the Russians really hack the DNC or is this another Sony Pictures moment? You decide

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FWIIW

At kindergarden they told us not to point fingers - it is not polite and while you point at others, three of your fingers point back at yourself.

Astro boffs to say bye to Philae lander

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Re: not a roaring success?

And it had harpoons!

Calling all hipster... *hic* hip-hip-storians! Craft beer job spotted

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"The Smithsonian Food History project at the National Museum of American History is looking for a professional hipster who can double up as a historian/ scholar."

That kinda sounds mutually exclusive to me.

O2 customer data grab: Not-a-hack creds for sale on dark web

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Re: Passwords and Human Nature

" ... it's not clear that biometrics are ultimately more secure."

It's pretty clear that biometrics are not "more secure". At least until you master the trick of growing back a finger or an eyeball, and with different unique characteristics as well. Because the database that holds your biometric information will be hacked at some point.

Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

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What do you mean, "Episode 4"?

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Snirk

That's my Register!

Data's democratisation: Because there's no doh in Type 0

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Interesting, especially the link. Actually put me on the right track to solve a problem I have. (At least I think so; will have to think it through over the next few days.)

What's puzzling me: there are six types of SCDs listed and described, but there is no type #5. Were there once seven types of SCDs and one was dropped? Inquiring minds, etc.

Apple Watch exec Bob Mansfield 'gets into secret Apple car'

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Re: Next stop, Apple Air

OMG, they are working on a time machine! Let's hit 88 mph and see what happens!

But seriously, I can't see Apple actually building cars; the business models don't seem compatible in any way. Developing technologies that existing car manufacturers can use however seems plausible.

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Re: Quality

"Remember the Alfa-sud?"

And how. First car I ever owned.

BlackBerry's new best pals: Microsoft, Google, Samsung

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Slide #1 looks very much like the Audi logo.

Florida Man cleared of money laundering after selling Bitcoins to Agent Ponzi

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Yet another Ponzi scheme...

But I think Eddy Ito is right; this is closer to an entrapment than anything else. Which seems to me as something that reflects badly on the law enforcement agencies involved as it is both stupid and lazy. You'd think the Secret Service and the Miami PD had better things to do. Like, you know, going after criminals. As in 'people who are committing actual crimes' as opposed to setting up people who might do something that might be illegal.