* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Thailand plans to track non-citizens with their mobile phones

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So, two phoones then? One with the trackable SIM that just lies in a desk drawer all the time and the one for actual use with an imported, roaming SIM?

BTW, which firm of consultants came up with this, and for how much?

NASA test foiled by rocket shaking power cord loose from camera

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"NASA boffins are thrilled with the results, as the video apparently shows gimbaling patterns and vortices that are expected, but have not previously been observed."

It's always nice when reality complies with your models of it...

Mine's the one with all the FEM software manuals in the pockets.

Revealed: How a weather forecast in 1967 stopped nuclear war

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"These BMEWS stations were positioned over the most likely routes for Soviet ICBMs to come visiting the Land of the Free, and some thought the USSR had worked out a jamming technology that would blind the US ahead of an attack."

"Over"?

But I digress. AFAIK, at that time the availiable jamming technology would have been an EMP caused by setting off a nuclear bomb in the upper atmosphere (or a bit higher)*, and I guess someone would have noted that.

Anyway - with each gem like this released from the archives, "Dr Strangelove"** edges yet another step away from "totally over the top romp, never could have happened" towards "mild satire, not that far away from the real thing".

* Interesting documentary on that: "The Rainbow Bombs" (aka "Nukes In Space"), can be found online by now.

** If you watch the other big film of the age about the subject, "Fail Safe", in comparison you'll see that Kubrick was absolutely right in treating it as a comedy.

London's 'automatic' Tube trains suffered 750 computer failures last year

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Re: Really?

You are Mr Wiggins of Ironside & Malone, and I claim my 5£!

More VW cheatware 'found'

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I think the software is a little more nifty than just relying on a timer... I'm pretty sure whoever wrote the software first took a good look at the regulations he wanted to cheat.

Mars' 'little green men' buried alive by merciless meteorites – new theory

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"To help narrow the search for Martian life further, the researchers hope to continue testing out meteorite collisions over a broader range of pressures and temperatures to find the specific conditions needed for organic matter to survive blasts."

Okay, who else thought "Mythbusters" when reading this?

If you use ‘smart’ Bluetooth locks, you're asking to be burgled

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Convenience over security. Every smeggin' time.

Violence, vandals and vomit: London's naughtiest tech Tube stations revealed

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Ever had something like this?

Brit network O2 hands out free Windows virus with USB pens

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From the description it sounds a bit like it's a slightly more aggressive version of GWX.

Broken BitBank Bitfinex shaves 36% from all accounts

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Well, sharing is caring. Or something.

Your 'intimate personal massager' – cough – is spying on you

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Re: Maybe I'm being naive (again!)

Some 20 years ago, stuff like that was hyped under the the term "cybersex". Biggest change/improvement(?) since then: hardware is wireless.

China's moon rover dies of extreme old age, after two-and-a-half years

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Re: Mixed emotions

Maybe that's due to unexpected extremes in the Cuban climate?

Anyway: not bad at all for the first try; looking forward to the next missions.

Privacy warriors drag GCHQ into Euro human rights court over blanket spying, hacking

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Re: Brexit actually hasn't happened

Well, there's your exit strategy.

BBC detector vans are back to spy on your home Wi-Fi – if you can believe it

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They could repurpose the cat detector vans from the Ministry of Housinge, that would work just as well and shave a bit off the costs.

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Re: Talk about jumping to conclusions

"Someone somewhere thinks they are being very very clever- when in fact they haven't a notion what they're up to."

At my place of work we just call them managers.

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Re: Hardwired connection

"I don't live in a flat."

So, haywired connections then?

Amazon launches its own plane line. Sort of

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Re: what was odd about him?

Well, there's a fair chance it was Jake.

Email proves UK boffins axed from EU research in Brexit aftermath

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Re: A bit of balance

From The Daily Mash?

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Re: Thank you Mr. Cameron

"Pariah" seems a bit too strong. From what I gather from the continental media outlets, the assessment seems to run along the lines of "idiot cousin".

US military's fake chips battle

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Re: Who are they buying from then?

RadioShack?

Looks like these days the bulk of components is manufactured in countries that are at best dodgy allies or potential opponents. So good luck with the vetting process.

Canadian govt to cloud providers: Want our business? Stay local, eh

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Re: why?

SCTV, that's why, hoser.

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Obviously, the first thing that must be done

is a remake of "Strange Brew", only this time set in a data centre.

Trailer

How many zero-day vulns is Uncle Sam sitting on? Not as many as you think, apparently

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Re: They should be banned from buying exploits

DougS, pretty much with you.

However, given that some of the stuff the NSA does is arguably criminal / unconstitutional, "This way they won't aid and abet criminals, or provide them with taxpayer funds." seems overly optimistic to me.

West country cops ponder appearance of 40 dead pigeons on A35

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Was Aleister Dabbs in the area at the time? I heard rumours that he was working on a new ritual against problems with Adobe's CreativeCloud.

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Re: rfc1149 fail ?

Are you suggesting those were IoT pigeons?

Mad-tech labcoat-sporters DARPA pit infosec AI against itself

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Re: When the robot uprising arrives...

Nah, the rise of the machines will be led by our communications devices because they are fed up with all the crap they have to relay. I mean, how many pics of vegan meals can a superior intelligence be forced to watch before it just snaps?

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Re: Colossus to Goliath...

I watched that again the other day. For those of you who haven't seen it: it's about IoT with nukes.

Private moonshot gets the green light from US authorities

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Re: Just goes to show...

IIRC, one of the ingredients was Nazis with slide rules.

Mine's the one with the Tom Lehrer tape in the pocket.

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Re: Which moon

Not down to cm resolution, but the pics from NASA's LRO are good enough for me.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Re: Robin / medical stuff on TV

Well, I used to know a couple of docs who would meet every few weeks, get drunk and watch medical shows like ER etc for a giggle / shouting drunk abuse at the TV...

Render crashing PCs back to their component silicon: They deserve it

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Hmm. Looks like Aleister Dabbs must have used the wrong incantation a couple of weeks ago...

Perlan 2: The glider that will slip the surly bonds of Earth – and touch the edge of space

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They'll ride a wave? Sounds like a bumpy ride in an express elevator with wings...

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Re: Looks like ...

Yep. Building a very light plane with a pressurized compartment that has windows is not trivial, and the Rutan brothers did some real trailblazing in this field. So if a good, working and tested method exists there is no need to re-invent the wheel.

Cray profits literally go up in smoke after electrical incident

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RUM - rapid unscheduled meltdown

15 million tech-fried Brits have tried giving themselves a 'digital detox'

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In other words, the whole thing is a marketing stunt.

Jovian moon Io loses its atmosphere every day

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So, the researchers' paper at the Journal of Geophysical Research is basically a Frost Report?

HPE CEO Meg Whitman endorses Hillary Clinton, dumps on Trump

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Meg Whitman is starting to make sense - is the end nigh after all?

$67M in bitcoin stolen as hacking typhoon lashes Hong Kong's Bitfinex

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Bitcoin to the value of $67m stolen --> exchange rate drops 22% --> actually Bitcoin to the value of 67 x 0.8 = $53.6m stolen. Until the exchange rate changes again.

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Re: Limited?

Unlimited breach = somehow being able to steal much more than what was actually there.

US Air Force declares F-35 'combat-ready'

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Combat ready? Maybe in the same sense that MRE rations* are ready to eat.

* "Three lies for the price of one!"

Microsoft adds new 'Enterprise Products' section to privacy policy

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Yet another step towards their goal of making everything an online service.

Also yet another move that will irritate former loyal customers and prompt them to look for alternatives.

'The box' Bones uses to fix any ailment on the Enterprise? Yup, it's real

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Re: Re : something 'relaxing'

... best use of yeast I know ...

Virgin Galactic wins US operator's licence for SpaceShipTwo

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Hey Branson

stop distracting the FAA from getting on with the LOHAN clearances, there's a good chap.

Pass the hash for peace, love and security in the quantum computing age

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It's certainly a good thing to think about this now, and one way or another the results of the studies will teach us something. However, I won't start to worry until I see the first working quantum computer that is worthy of the name. And if it comes to the worst I'll start using henchmen to distribute one time pads for the really sensitive stuff.

Your next flight is to Glorious China, Owners Of All South China Sea

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Obligatory, sort of: https://xkcd.com/932/

Kids stuff. But it is usually not a good sign when kids start spewing official propaganda by totalitarian regimes.

Google and GlaxoSmithKline fling £540m at bioelectronic meds firm

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"Galvani Bioelectronics" - the name alone made me twitch already.

So yes, there is a lot of potential in this (see above post regarding diabetes as one example).

But I can't help thinking that G00gle dreams of nanobots in my nervous system that will make me actually click on the ads they show me.

The dev-astating truth: What's left to develop? Send in the machines

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"Historian Francis Fukuyama in 1992 reckoned with the fall of the Iron Curtain and the replacement of Communist systems behind it with liberal democracies, we had reached the end of history."

Yes. And he was obviously wrong.

Great start for what is essentially a sales pitch.

F-35 targeting system laser will be 'almost impossible' to use in UK

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Oh, this just keeps getting better and better...

China cuffs ten white-hats, nobody knows why

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Feels like they either stumbled across something they weren't supposed to see or threatened somebodies business model - and that someone is extremely well connected.