* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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We're going to bring an asteroid fragment into Lunar orbit

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Re: And ppl cursed china over Three-Gorges-Dam slowing down earth's rotation

"If anything goes wrong, it'll impact the Moon, and everyone agrees that there is no life there, so no problem."

Unless it hits one of the Apollo landing sites* - now that would mean the destruction of a historical site.

* Or a Ranger site, Surveyor site, Lunochod, the Jade Bunny - did I miss someone?

BTW, IIRC, stage three of the Apollo 13 launcher was deliberately dropped on the moon as an experiment. The seismometers left on the moon by 12 (or was it 11?) registered the impact.

#Shadowbrokers hack could be Russia's DNC counter-threat to NSA

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So this is 'Cold War 4.0' (or something along those lines anyway)? Could be, could be ... certainly feels that way.

And as with the old school cold war operations it will be difficult-to-impossible to sort out what is information, what is disinformation, what is real, what is a ruse, what is a false flag operation and what isn't, and so on.

Interesting entertainment when watched from the sidelines - only there really aren't sidelines anymore.

Lab-grown black hole proves Stephen Hawking's radiation claims – physicist

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Re: I'm confused

Thank you for bringing MC Hawking to my attention, brilliant! Groovy physics indeed...

Oculus Rift will reach UK in September – and will cost more than two PS4s

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Re: What for?

"A lot of people in the US don't even have that much savings."

That's what credit cards are for ...

<computer voice> "You are on your 5th mortgage."

China launches quantum satellite to test spooky action at a distance

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Clever ploy by space agency to get additional funding out of the spook's budget?

Researchers crack homomorphic encryption

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Re: If One-Time Pads could self-regenerate...

"Reusing a One-Time Pad with Data #1 and Data #2 is deadly."

Yeah, well, if you reuse a One-Time Pad it isn't a OTP. That's the whole point of OTPs; always use once only and discard afterwards, so that no patterns emerge that can be analysed.

Brisbane council loses $500k to scammers

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I like the term ridgy-didge.

DoJ preps criminal charges for VW over Dieselgate

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For VW it's probably DieselTrauma...

How about 'Rudolf's Revenge'?

Nokia taps former Rovio man Rantala to market relaunch

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Re: I'm optimistic.

I actually still use my Nokia (Asha 205; looks like a poor man's BlackBerry) because 1) it still works, 2) is dual SIM, 3) needs to be charged once a week/every other week, depending on use, 4) is small and lightweight, 5) can do everything a phone should be able to do.

So yes, I wouldn't mind buying another Nokia, which should be a phone first. For all the 'smartphony' stuff I use a tablet anyway; I think it's more practical that way.

Air gap breached by disk drive noise

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Re: When I was at DEC ... / upvoting jake

Nothing wrong with a guilty pleasure once in a while, just as long as no-one gets hurt... mine's the one with the - no, ain't gonna tell you.

Asset Management for a small Media Team

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So < 9 persons and < 50 bits of kit* involved? Frankly, I wouldn't even bother with any kind of software** and just get a big whiteboard.

The real issue anyway is who's in charge of keeping track of the equipment, and how they can make the rest of the team give them the information they need to do it. Software won't really help with that, (unless the kit itself is so advanced that it knows where it is and where it is supposed to be). That is to say, guys that are somehow unable to share information like that verbally or by other means won't enter it into any kind of software either.

Anyway, this could be done in Outlook (or similar). Any piece of equipment that needs to be tracked is entered as a contact. It's easy to add a few user defined fields for specifics. It's a good way to schelude things. You set a date and place as if you'd want to plan a meeting, and instead of inviting people you "invite" the bits oxf equipment from the contacts. That way you also have a little list that can be shared, used for invoicing, what have you.

Alternatively, there are a couple of open source programs meant to manage collections of stuff (books, DVDs, whatwver) that could be used, maybe with a little tweaking. It's usually some sort of database anyway that allows a couple of 'user defined' fields. A bit clumsy perhaps, but it'll do the job, as long as someone enters the data...

* Kit that has to be moved between the locations.

** Well, that's a blatant lie. I'd probably sit down and cobble something together in Access or something. Anybody still remember SuperBase? *nostalgic sigh*

HMRC: We've got £1.3bn for digital tax schemes. Tell us how to spend it

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Re: Call me old-fashioned...

Okay. You are old-fashioned! *steps off lawn again*

That being said, you're absolutely right.

Also, this doesn't bode well at all... Looks like their whole brief is "go ahead and make something digital". If you don't know what you want/need when you go shopping, you'll end up with a heap of useless, overpriced crap.

London cops waste £2.1m on thought crime unit – and they want volunteer informers

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Re: Vigilantism

Anybody familiar with the term "Blockwart"?

Cops to let the private sector chase after cybercrims' assets

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"The City of London Police is piloting a scheme to allow the private sector to chase after miscreants in civil courts in return for a share of the loot."

What could possible go wrong? It's not like a conflict of interests would be even possible... hmm... Can I get back to you?

Baffled Scots cops call in priest to deal with unruly spirits

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More recently, he has suggested that God will “soon admonish humanity in a very powerful manner.”

Oh dear. If he's right that can only mean that Trump will become the next president.

Russian sports doping whistleblower fears for safety after hack

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Re: In other Russian sports news

I hope it's the champ... Ever seen a picture of a bear without it's fur? "Weird" doesn't even begin to describe it.

'Daddy, what's a Blu-ray disc?'

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Bah! Bring back the Laser Disk, I say!

Mine's the one with the ... no, wait, it won't fit in any of the pockets ...

SpaceX lands another rocket

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Seems like they're getting the hang of it, good for them!

MoD flings £800m at Dragons' Den miltech startup wheeze as post-Brexit costs bite

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Re: Details here:

That'd make a change from the old cardboard pop-ups..

Accountancy software firm Sage breached in apparent insider attack

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Disgruntled ex-employee, maybe?

BTW, I wouldn't want to run my accountancy software "in the cloud" either.

Forensics tool nabs data from Signal, Telegram, WhatsApp

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So, after having something on my screen that I want to be discreet about I'd better look at five trivial things in order to clear the buffer, so to speak? Looks like a good excuse for a quick round of solitaire every now and then.

Bees bring down US stealth fighter

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"Apiraist" - word of the day, definitely. Had to look that one up* and even found an alternative: "apiculturist".

* On the small screen and without my reading glasses it looked like " a pianist" initially. That didn't make any sense, so I looked into it.

Russia is planning to use airships as part of a $240bn transport project

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It's not a balloon! It's an airship!

Well, I wish them luck (I have a thing about airships); hope it works out better than CargoLifter did.

£1m military drone crashed in Wales after crew disabled anti-crash systems – report

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Re: GPS ASL

"Incidentally it's an Army programme not an RAF one. And not even the Air Corps, it's the Royal Artillery."

Well, speaking as an ex-artilleryman, the artillery's core competence is turning all kinds of things into rubble. (Including from time to time their own observers, but that's another story.)

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A "military grade switch" for £1? Now that's simply impossibe.

'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'

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Re: Laura's Tale

Hmm. I guess mis-dialing the BOFH would rather lead to conversations along the lines of

"Doctor, did you get my test results?"

"Yes. You've flunked."

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Re: What are the odds

Mums have super powers. Everybody knows that.

What next for the F-35 after Turkey's threats to turn its back on NATO?

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"... the country has signed up to buy 100 of the advanced jet fighters."

Maybe that's the real reason why they want out?

Ten-trillionths of your suntan comes from intergalactic photons

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"The study is part of ICRAR’s aim to understand exactly how atoms in the early universe clumped together to form molecules and eventually whole galaxies."

Duh, someone didn't follow the instructions on the packet and didn't stir the mix properly*. So naturally it clumped.

* Seven times clockwise, one time anti-clockwise, repeat.

The curious case of a wearables cynic and his enduring fat bastardry

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Re: Fat chance / not a coat

I believe it is called a kilt?

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"Geiger-conceived robot cheese grater from Hell"

Apart from probably meaning Hansruedi Giger that's just smeggin' brilliant!

"Anyway, I started off as a cynic and became a convert, like a particularly annoying and self-righteous ex-smoker."

I never knew you've met my dad!

Families of men slain by ISIS gunman told: No, you can't sue Twitter

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Re: no sympathy

And while we're at it, let's reverse renaming the 'Ministry of War' into 'Ministry of Defense'.

France wants backdoor entry

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Re: Terrorists use what ever is convenient

That is depressingly accurate.

Boffins' blur-busting face recognition can ID you with one bad photo

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Re: Amazing

"So, if I wear a thick black bag on my head, it can still recognise my face?"

Yes. With an accuracy between 14.7% and 91.5%, depending on the quality of the picture used to identify a person AND of the quality of the pictures and additional data used to train the system.

Just skimmed the paper from the PDF-link in the article (must read it properly over the weekend), quite interesting. What puzzled me at first was the 'face recognition' - it doesn't just look at your face, i.e. uses portrait pictures. The training phase uses any kind of picture - portrait, full body, part of a scene/crowd, etc and also any extra data that might come with the picture like tagging. The recognition phase also works with any kind of picture.

Which explains it; if I know someone quite well I can recognize them without being able to see their face from the way they walk etc. Plus I factor in other data on a non-conscious level, like would I expect too see person X at location Y at that time etc.

The system described is used to identify persons across social networks via the pictures posted - even if their faces are blurred or blacked out. I can see this working with live feeds from CCTV cameras as well. In a way those are also tagged (location, date, time). Combined with a database of pictures and additional data like, say, roaming profiles, age, height, known associates, etc your shades & fake beard won't cut it.

Thieves can wirelessly unlock up to 100 million Volkswagens, each at the press of a button

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Taking the 'sharing economy' yet another step further!

BTW, doesn't VW also own Bentley these days?

China Tesla autopilot prang

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Always read the smeggin' manual.

Clinton outphished by Trump

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Who in their right mind would click on something like "Get smart like Trump"?

Oh, wait... never mind, didn't think that one through...

NASA test foiled by rocket shaking power cord loose from camera

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Re: Not "...shooting in slow motion"

Over here we call it Zeitlupe.

BTW, ever seen "LA Story"? Steve Martin's shower has three settings: cold, hot and slo-mo.

Revealed: How a weather forecast in 1967 stopped nuclear war

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Re: This icon over 'ere....

Fim Trivia TimeTMagain!

Originally, it was "Dallas". Prior the release it was changed to "Vegas", Slim Pickens dubbing over himself. The release was not that long after Kennedy was assasinated in Dallas, and MGM was a bit worried.

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"Radioactive Mutant Civil Servants That Glow In The Dark Take Over!" - film at 11

Tableau 10 is generally available, complete with visual tweaks

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Comic Sans is a lot like nuclear power - not a bad thing per se, but if you use it wrong the effects can be devastating.

As we're on the subject of fonts, take a look at this. Looks like there are fontspotters - but then, why not?

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I somehow always end up going back to Courier New...

5,000 robots to build 3D map of the universe

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Re: Scale

For all we know, they already did... and we're in it...

Hitler ‘ransomware’ offers to sell you back access to your files – but just deletes them

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"Nazi Script Kiddies Must Die" - Film at 11

NASA dumps $65m into building deep space hutches for humans

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Re: Fat Bastards inSpace

Too Fat Too Fly?

But seriously - given how long it will take to get to mars and back whoever goes there will need something like a habitat instead of a capsule.

'Alien megastructure' Tabby's Star: Light is definitely dimming

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Re: Shouldn't we also see increasing IR output?

Not if the star's light isn't blocked, maybe the star itself dims, for whatever reason?

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Well, I'd say that we are a highly developed civilisation, and look at all the absurd flaws we have... Being highliy developed and still act irrational isn't mutually exclusive; every single one of us is living proof to that.

So even a civilisation that has the means to build a Dyson sphere might be doing just that because they are religious nuts. Or lost a bet. Or want to impress their neighbours. Hey, imagine - keeping up with the Joneses on that level, there might be a good story in this.

Bungling Microsoft singlehandedly proves that golden backdoor keys are a terrible idea

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Re: "Secure (?!) Boot"

What's that, something like Doc Martens'?

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Re: RE: This is refreshing to hear.

"The really good stuff is yet to be designed."

Fair point. What we have now is basically 1960ies stuff on speed, and a lot shinier, but still nothing revolutionary differtent from what Johnny von Neumann* dreamt up** in the late 1940ies.

* I sometimes wonder what he might have come up with, had he been around longer.

** Or rather compiled from various sources, to be fair to all the others involved.