* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

6157 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Oct 2015

Paint your wagon (with electric circuits) but leave my crotch alone

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Re: holding phone in hand all the time

Reminds me of something Harry Rowohlt once said about Stuttgart: "Were I forced to live there, I'd always carry a map in order to make people think that I'm a tourist."

SETI searchers: We still haven't found what we're looking for

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Re: "Soviet" military satellite?

Movie tip for this weekend: Space Cowboys

How much does your kid hate exams? This lad hacked his government to skip them

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Re: There's precedent. / Wasn't this?

No and no. And while we're at it, no.

JTK actually hacked the computer and tampered with the test program*. This kid did the IT equivalent of a graffitti on a toilet wall. The links to the relevant xkcd cartoons have already been posted; just scroll down a bit.

* Actually, he didn't. Because he's a fictional character from a TV show.

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Re: But

Well, he'll have quite a lot of time for his revisions in the klinc.

Cooky crumbles: Apple mulls yanking profits out of Europe and into US

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Re: SpaceX

Well, there are rumours about selling the ISS...

Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite

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Pretty ironic should it turn out that it was caused by a faulty battery.

Lenovo's tablet with a real pen, Acer's monster laptop, Samsung Galaxy S3 watch

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Re: Yoga 'virtual' keyboard

Reminds me of Tron (1982 version).

Now the Olympics is over, Theranos is withdrawing its Zika test application

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Nice try, Liz. Well, not really, but at least she keeps true to herself. Why does Theranos still exist anyway?

SpaceX blast kills Zuck's sat

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Well, back to the drawing board... Rocket engineering isn't trivial. But the'll get there. And no one was hurt, that's the important thing. Looks like their safety procedures work, in that respect anyway.

US spectrum auction falls short by, oh, you know, $66bn thanks to tightwad mobile giants

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Let's party auction like it's 1999... looks like the telcos are not really that much into retro after all.

More banks plundered through SWIFT attacks

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Re: It's not 2nd hand gear that's the issue

True. But if you don't have* the cash for new kit you also probably don't have* the cash to pay someone who knows how to sanitize old gear.

*or actually have the cash, but don't want to spend it on this

USBee stings air-gapped PCs: Wirelessly leak secrets with a file write

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So putting the data centre in a haidresser's basement should do the trick...

Lawyers! win! millions! in! bonkers! Yahoo! email! snooping! case!

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Re: Lawyers just look after themselves

Fun fact: two thirds of the "Founding Fathers" were lawyers, judges or had equivalent legal training.

Blink and you missed it: Asteroid came within 90,000 km, only one sky-watcher saw it

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Re: asteroid mining on earth

Sudbury basin

Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses

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Re: 120 London buses

Are the buses laden or unladen, and are they travelling in Europe or Africa?

Height of stupidity: Heathrow airliner buzzed by drone at 7,000ft

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Re: Cue loads of people saying...

"Wonder how much damage would happen on the ground if a fully-laden Tornado came off worse after hitting drone?"

Something pretty much like this, I guess.

Microsoft releases firmware fix for faulty Surface Pro 3 batteries

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Re: Took them long enough

I blame DevOps. Because.

Ireland taxman: Apple got NO favours from us, at all, at all

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Coffee/keyboard

"Apple has so far resisted the temptation to send The Reg a comment ..."

Thank you, Paul - that made my day; it really has (see icon).

Reports: Autopilot will go on strike if you're not paying attention

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So, did they flamingo-up the naming, or is it a sinister plan to improve the gene pool? The first thing they should do is to stop calling it 'autopilot'.

Tesla driver sleeping at the wheel while car drives itself

$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

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Incoming sueball in 5-4-3-2 ....

Pump-priming the new ampere: NIST works to count electrons in silicon

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This will take beancounting to the next level... "Did we really receive all the electrons we've been billed for?"

BTW, if I'd find one wire of infinite length and cut it, wouldn't I have the two wires of infinite length I need?

Li-Fi with my little eye … a vulnerability

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Trollface

For what it's worth - I still have the doohickeys somewhere that would link your printer to your PC via IR*. One box plugged in the PC, one in the printer - centronics interface, naturally. The boxes didn't even need to be able to "see" each other; the IR signals would bounce off the ceiling and you'd have a duplex connection.

In theory anyway.

*IR is in the visible spectrum - for some species. Just not for humans.

SETI Institute damps down 'wow!' signal report from Russia

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Re: A Lawnmower

Or time to replace the microwave oven in the break room.

Pope meets Zuckerberg

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Nah, he got pointers on that from Santa Claus ages ago.

FAA powers up an invisible hand, groping the skies for rule-busting biz drones

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Re: 'Merkian w/Plenty of Guns Here / fast UFOs

Try the Series 4 Deatomizer, that usually does the trick.

Facebook replaces human editors with McChicken romping, Fox News faking AI bots

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"It's taking humans out of the equation and using algorithms instead .."

Well, technically... assuming the algorithms were designed by humans...

In other news: still waiting for the "I" in AI to happen.

Apple sued over shoddy iPhone touchscreens

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Coffee/keyboard

Ball grid array???

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"Apple did not respond to a request for comment on the matter."

10 points to Vulture house for keeping trying.

cicret bracelets

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Pint

I'd be willing to wager a couple of these (see icon) that it won't.

Our pacemakers are totally secure, says short-sold St Jude

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"Rather than inform the company, MedSec did a deal with a Wall Street firm to short-sell St Jude stock and then go public with the news."

Oh, the joys of capitalism.

Pizza delivery by drone 'trialled' in New Zealand

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Don't play with your food! Sit up straight and eat up!

The Internet of Cows is moo-ving fast … no bull!

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Pint

Re: IoT meets BS

"Ok.. there's nothing in his statement about the benefit to the farmer. It's all about corporates and bottom lines. Cows and stakeholders... really?"

Congratulations - you have mastered capitalism!

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Re: Coming up in the next DEFCON...

"Cow-tipping will never be the same"

Yeah, remote cow-tipping via a smartphone app - kids have it too easy these days.

Mars to get Chinese delivery. Estimated time of arrival: 2020

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*pulls out wand*

Unoffendio!

Voyager 2's closest Saturn swoop was 35 years ago today

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Re: Shorely we wouldn't coast all the way?

Depends on what sort of technology is availiabe. Sure, right now everything needed for a convenient ride is fantasy - but so were carts that didn't need to be pulled or living past thirty once.

Google 'Solitaire' ... Just do it

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I tried entering "Google", but alas, it didn't implode.

Snakes on the phone!

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Dear Sir or Madam,

I hereby wish to register a complaint about the demise of modern media.

Juno probe to graze Jupiter on Saturday

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Pint

This is for whoever made the calculations for the orbital manoeuvres --->

NASA's free research trove may have broken arms trafficking rules

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I'd still like to know what the paper in question was about.

Watch the world's biggest 'flying bum' go arse over tit in a crash

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Re: Didn't we have that....

Sure did. I nearly invested, because AIRSHIPS!!! Luckily I ended up buying a motorbike instead.

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"Sheds as landscape. If you can make those invisible, I'll be genuinely impressed."

Easy. Just paint it pink and fire up the good old SEP field.

Angler hooks German's todger at nudist lake

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"Lieber arm dran als Bein ab", as my mate Marcus used to say.

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"Isn't Fendt a nickname for a little boy?"

No.

French submarine builder DCNS springs leak: India investigates

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Leaks

never a good thing on a submarine.

False Northern Lights alert issued to entire UK because of a lawnmower

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Re: Unfortunately the University doesn't know what an aurora is

Project Flashlight?

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Re: Intermittent interruptions...

Had something like that sometime in the early 1990ies. LAN cable next to power line for a freight elevator in a warehouse. No problems when the elevator was used - except on the odd day when the elevator was loaded to maximum capacity. Took some time to find the fault...

Vidahost hikes domain name fees by a third, blames Brexit

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Re: Currency % drop?

You're thinking like an engineer, not like a MBA.

Nuclear fallout shelter becomes cloud storage bunker

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Pros and cons discussed above aside, in the least this is a proper lair for their BOFH.

NIST spins atomic gyroscope to allow navigation without GPS

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Re: dead reckoning without a starting referencence would be useless

That's 3 cm error from gyro drift. Plus X Nautical Miles error from drift as in 'something floating submersed in an ocean' that is also moving, and not consistently. Doesn't hurt to get a fix on your position every now and then.