* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Do AI chat bots need a personality bypass – or will we only trust gabber 'droids with character?

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"To do that, the AI has to have personality. “How do you give a bot personality? It’s simple – you talk to it,” Rodichev said during a presentation at the deep-learning summit."

No, that's how you train a puppy. Unless the entity you talk to actually understands what you tell them, all you do is pile up a heap of data your expert system can work with. Granted, with rising levels of complexity (indexing, references, cross-references, parsing, sorting, collating, what have you) the system will get better and better at mimicking human behaviour. But that system will still have less of a personality than an actual puppy because it still isn't a person.

Okay, creating the equivalent of a highly functional sociopath should be possible.

Logically, this means that the first company functions that an AI could perform far better than any human are not situated at the helpdesk, but in the boardroom.

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"Google’s AI arm DeepMind used WaveNet to make machines sound more natural, and even inserted breathing sounds. "

Great. Expect dirty phonecalls from bored AIs soon.

Double KO! Capcom's Street Fighter V installs hidden rootkit on PCs

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Re: Why the double standard here?

Technically, not a double standard as somewhere deep in the T&Cs/EULA there will be a clause to the effect of "If you click the 'I agree' button this will give us the right to fuck with your gear at any level and in any way we see fit, because."

Uni student cuffed for 'hacking professor's PC to change his grades'

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Re: It's always "hacking"

"The extreme reaction does have a whiff of a negligence coverup about it."

And a pinch of paranoia.

Terry Jones has dementia

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That's sad news indeed.

And why is it hidden in the News Byte section?

US Homeland Security launches IoT willy-waving campaign

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Reminds me of the "We're from the F.B.I., going from house to house making sure that everyone is scared shitless." cartoon in the New Yorker. Published November 12, 2001.

Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

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Re: vows

To paraphrase Edmund Blackadder, this is going to be as successful as putting vows of fidelity in the French marriage service... maybe theg should set their sights at something else, like coding a database system you can actually work with.

Moron is late for flight, calls in bomb threat

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Re: I'm confused (Not that that is an unusual state for me, mind you).

Off the top of my head... since hardly anyone actually researches stories themselves my guess is:

- story is reported with fine stated in CA$

- story is picked up someplace else and reported, amount of fine is converted into other currency and rounded

- story is picked up again, converted, rounded amount is converted back to CA$, this time without rounding...

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Re: This is a real fine

Note to self: don't mess with the Swiss!

Driver faces $1,000,000 speeding fine

Pull the plug! PowerPoint may kill my conference audience

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Pint

Obligatory. (Sort of.)

Anyway: 3 hours left to pub o'clock and counting - have a nice weekend, everyone!

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Re: A quick thought

If I absolutely can't talk myself out of having to give a "presentation"... my last line of defense (for my dignity, that is) is a low-capacity USB (2.0) stick with the thing as a PDF on it. Using full screen mode it doesn't even look that much different from a proper PP.

Pretending to be a badger wins Oxford Don 10 TRILLION DOLLARS

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Re: Senior Pinocchio

... just found my new pet name for Donald Trump!

Here's how to see Tim Cook or SatNad strut their starkers stuff

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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

-- Admiral Josh Painter, USN (fict.)

Behold the fruit of your techie utopia: A $43 San Francisco fog-infused martini

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Re: Future Generations...

I guess we'l have to blame Ian Fleming for that.

WTF ... makes mobile phone batteries explode?

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Edible batteries? Interesting...

I want to remotely disable Londoners' cars, says Met's top cop

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They could use an updated Finnish Car Harpoon (great video in the link).

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Re: Helicopter & Electromagnet

Like this, right? [1:30]

MI6 to hire another 1,000 bods 'cos of private surveillance tech

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Well, unless they use 900 guys to block the other 100 guys from view, automated recognition will be a bit of a problem for clandestine work:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/12/run_but_cant_hide_scientists_brew_blurbusting_face_recognition/

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2016/08/12/run_but_cant_hide_scientists_brew_blurbusting_face_recognition/

TRUMP: ICANN'T EVEN! America won't hand over internet control to Russia on my watch

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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

-- Admiral Josh Painter, USN (fict.)

Anti-ICANN Cruzade continues: Senator Ted still desperately trying to defund US govt

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"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it." -- Admiral Josh Painter, USN (fict.)

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Re: Focus your hatred on Cruze, not on Republicans. He's 1 lone loudmouth.

Neither. He is the chosen one!

(Mine's the one with The Book Of Revelations in the pocket.)

Apple wants to buy Formula 1 car firm McLaren – report

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Hmm... tinkering with something interesting for years, but not getting anywhere near a product that can be sold in any way. Taking over a small(er) company that actually knows how it's done. Assimilate their know-how. Re-package the bought product and sell it as own product... Pretty much the story of MS Access...

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Re: Maybe it was just a dumb assistant...

There are those who say that this is how Jeff Bezos ended up with owning the Washington Post.

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Re: Damn / post by bazza

"It's like in Germany there were two sorts of automotive engineer. The ones who believed in excitement, performance, power, etc. went to work for VW, Merc, Porsche, BMW, and Gumpert. The rest went to work for Opel..."

Well spotted - there are two sorts of automotive engineers in Germany. Those that work for companies that have their HQs in Germany (like VW, BMW, Daimler-Benz, ...). And those that work for companies that have their HQs in the USA (GM, Ford). GM bought Opel in the late 1920ies. So whatever decision is made at Rüsselsheim can (and quite often will be) overruled by Detroit. There have been periods, on and off, when the Opel engineering and design staff had little time to do their actual jobs because they had to "assist" GM's teams.

Former classmate of mine used to be an engineer for Delphi, did a lot of work for Ford Europe and GM Europe, retired last year. He has some interesting stories - let's just say they made me stop ranting about "public sector inefficiency".

Latest F-35 bang seat* mods will stop them breaking pilots' necks, beams US

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Re: This sounds a bit odd.

"The pilot is an officer and is therefore valuable."

That is, at least to some degree, conflicting with the empirical values I sampled during my time in the military.

What's Chinese and crashing in flames? No, not its economy – its crocked space station

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Re: Still pretty low odds of a chunk landing on anyone

£2.34 and a packet of crisps say Bournemouth. Any takers?

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Re: Trial and Error

"It's a pod! It's a smegging garbage pod!"

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Re: Dimensions?

And if Bigelow sends another BEAM to the ISS they will have two sheds...

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Re: Prepare for the

"It's extremely unlikely, but I do wonder what would happen if a piece of spacecraft debris were to actually cause some real damage when it came back down to earth."

Premise (well, one of them) of Dead Like Me*. (Does anyone else sometimes feel they are working for Happy Time?)

* Season 1 - brilliant, season 2 - so-so, has some very good bits, though, movie - don't bother.

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Sounds like the remake of "Skylab - The Splashdown" (USA 1979, starring Jimmy Carter, Malcolm Fraser and Dr Robert A Frosch)

Asian hornets are HERE... those honey bee murdering BASTARDS

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They'll just go away once article 50 is triggered.

She cannae take it, Captain Kirk! USS Zumwalt breaks down

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Re: Displaced, by gad.

"Northrop Grumman Ship Systems"

That would explain the price tag.

Will US border officials demand social network handles from visitors?

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"The War Against Terror (TWAT)"

Thank you, El Reg. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Greybeards beware: Hair dye for blokes outfit Just For Men served trojan

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Silver hair / grey hair

FWIIW, in Cologne either is called melatenblond. Melaten is one of Colognes oldest cemeteries.

Wow, RIP hackers ... It's Cyber-Lord Blunkett to the rescue for UK big biz

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Cyber-Lord... I'm not a Brit, so I have to ask: does that mean he's like the Meta Baron or something?

Man accused of $180k ass-based gold smuggling scam awaits verdict

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Two points, if I may.

1 "... the facility was unable to establish whether it was actually short of gold." Huh?

2 "Prosecutors revealed that prior to the court case they had examined the possibility - with a dedicated mint security person taking one for the team, by taking one of the cookie-sized pucks out of the facility in the manner described." Always read the fine print in the job description before you sign the contract.

Victoria Police warn of malware-laden USB sticks in letterboxes

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Victorian USB sticks

... thought this would be about something steampunkish...

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Re: If something is free...

"The Church"

Which one? Last time I looked, there was more than one.

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Re: The urge to execute arbitrary code is growing stronger...

"We're only about one step away from having our computers wandering the Internet during the wee hours, seeking out code snippets to execute."

That's more or less what most cats do - so we need to come up with the computer equivalent of neutering a pet to prevent unwanted consequences. Thoughts, anyone?

Robot overlords? Pshaw! I ain't afraid of no AI – researchers

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You should post here more often - it's always nice to get feedback from someone who knows their stuff.

And AI certainly is a topic.

We live in a world where a 'Hamdog' burger hybrid is patented

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I bet Albert Einstein never had to deal with applications like that when he worked as a clerk in the patent office in Switzerland.

What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?

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Stuff the world doesn't need - Episode 3546789: The BlueTooth-Candle.

Rosetta probe's final death dive planned for just after last call next Friday night

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Re: That pesky speed of light problem

We tried, but the beancounters exercised their veto "because faster-than-light light is too expensive".

World+dog to get retro classic Commodore 64 for Christmas

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Re: And I want this... why?

All I have to do is go into the basement and find that box with the 4 or 5 original ones... but as I'm not sure whether the floppy drives still work (and I won't use a datasette) I might be tempted to give myself a new one for chrismas.

Nork server blunder leaks Kim Jong Un's entire DNS – all, er, 28 .kp domains

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Wouldn't like to be in the shoes of the guy that gets blamed for the blunder.

A-dough-be: Photoshop flinger pumps profits 50 per cent

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"Our leadership in cloud-based content and data platforms make us a mission critical partner to the world's biggest brands as they transform how they engage with their customers," Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen said.

Nope, unless it's also 'disruptive', no sale.

Larry Ellison today said really nice things about rival Amazon's cloud

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Ellison slamming proprietary software... Good one, Larry!

Official: Cloud computing is now mainstream

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Re: It's 10pm,

Fort Meade, Maryland.

Pluto's emitting X-rays, and NASA doesn't quite know how

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The source is probably a small thermal exhaust port, only two meters wide, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.