* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Sysadmin flees asbestos scare with disk drive, blank pay cheques, angry builders in pursuit

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Yes, it's quite an experience to face an angry mob of some 200 people who feel they have to take issue with the project you are supposed to build.

Hack us and you're basically attacking America, says UK defence sec

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"So far Britain has managed to avoid the sort of targeted large-scale hacks that have seen big US tech companies such as Yahoo! ..."

Evidently the plucky IT-lads in Britain's counterpart to Yahoo! are better at securing their systems than - hang on, wait a minute ...

In a way, you could call it security by obscurity, I guess.

New measurement alert. The Pogba: 1,200Pg = NHS annual budget

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Re: But what is the unit for measuring standardisation of units?

Did you mean Erlangen? Lots of interesting facts about Erlangen.

Lessons from the Mini: Before revamping or rebooting anything, please read this

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Re: 1967 Mini Moke

How did you get out of The Village?

... be seeing you!

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Re: I was assuming this would be a look at the mini...

Mini Midi Maxi

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Re: "...drive a 2CV and B-Class..."

"Vat est das 'smile on mine face'?"

Aus Freude am Fahren - BMW

You'll want to be careful, though - there might be side effects.

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

"It's just a shame that they have been made with the traditional FIAT attention to quality.."

My first car was a second (third?) hand Alfasud*... what you get from FIAT** these days is GOLD in comparison.

* Still, it was fun to drive. The 1000 cc 4-cylinder boxer packed quite a punch for it's size.

** Okay, there is the old joke that it's an acronym for 'Fehler In Allen Teilen'.

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

Der Mini.

Sorry, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

"Indeed, anybody who thinks that "the redesigned VM Beetle had shown that the market liked a small city car with some character." clearly has no clue what size a 'small city car' is."

They also have no idea what a car with some character is.

Essentially, the 'New Beetle' is just an expensive VW Golf1) 2). (The Audi TT is essentially a very expensive VW Golf.)

1) Leftpondians might know it as a 'Rabbit' or 'Caribe'.

2) However, the VW Golf always did very well in the "World's Most Boring Car" awards, and continues to do so.

What will happen when I'm too old to push? (buttons, that is)

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"What I want, of course, is toys. Being a grown-up, however, these normally take the form of unnecessary gadgets and landfill-destined electronics."

Be grown-up about it, and ask for LEGO.

Two new dinosaurs walked from South America to Australia, via Antarctica

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Finding dinosaur fossils while mustering sheep - how very Australian. Cheers!

'Doubly unacceptable' Swiss vegan forces his way into the army

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"I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically." -- Bill Bailey

Anyway: this guy beat the Swiss bureaucracy, so I wouldn't underestimate him.

Australia's IBM-assisted Census fail burned AU$30 MEEELLION

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Probably.

Watson, on the other hand ...

China's LeEco eyes up US, takes on, er, Apple, Samsung, Netflix, Tesla

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Re: Learn something new every day...

You need a coarser grind when you don't use any kind of filter, in other words when making any kind of coffee by putting the grind in a cup and pouring water over it. Like turkish mocca. I learned that in - Norway. You can buy coarse ground coffee there; mostly used when going hiking. All you need is a kettle and a cup, no messing around with filters. You'll have to watch out for the dregs though.

If you use paper filters, you'll need a finer grind. If your filter is some kind of fine wire mesh or basically a sheet of thin metal with lots of tiny holes in it (like in most espresso machines) you're somewhere on middle ground, grind wise.

If you invest in a really good espresso machine, you should go the whole nine yards and buy a proper grinder too. It will take a little experimentation to find out what level of coarseness yields the best results - it varies with the type of beans/coffee blend, the type of coffee you brew (espresso, cappuchino, macciato, etc, etc) and of course personal taste. Purists will say that when grinding your beans you should even take the weather into account, i.e. variations in the air's humidity.

My grandmothers both had hand operated 'coffeemills'; it was fun using them and you just can't beat the smell of freshly ground coffee.

Allora, prendere un caffè...

Tesla's big news today:
sudo killall -9 Autopilot

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Re: "...and a more powerful computer."

" slightly worried about the personal and intrusive nature of some of these: "sensor all over the place checking your emissions" "

Okay, if my car scolds me for farting it might be a real AI.

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Re: It's a mentality change IMO

"... and the more technology people get to use the dumber they get ..."

To some extent perhaps, but there is also the effect that, as technology matures i.e. becomes relieable and easy to use, more people get to use it. Which includes a growing number of people who are, well, stupid.

Example: cars. 100 years ago someone who drove cars for a living was a highly trained specialist in a brand new technology.

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Re: feeling sorry for the prudes

Don't they have a decent sex life because they are prudes, or are they prudes because they never had a decent sex life?

I can't work it out, it's too much of a chicken / egg problem...

Anyway, I must dash now. We're having the Prudes round for dinner and I must hide the Pirelli calendar.

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Re: 'Digital Natives' are totally oblivious to how it works

- "How many "kids" know how to drive a stick shift?"

- "If they have a driving license, pretty much everybody in the UK."

It's a leftpondian thing. Nearly every car sold during the last 60-odd years having an automatic transmission, I mean.

That aside: spot on!

If you had to make it work, you learned how it works in the process, at least to some extent.

If it just works, you don't.

Both have their pros and cons - but all things considered I'm someone who likes to know.

Yahoo! begs! US! spymaster! Clapper!: Spill! the! beans! on! secret! email! snooping!

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What's the matter Yahoo!? Talks with Verizon not going as intended?

Anyway...

If we figure out the keyword we'll know exactly where the problems are.

Wally, what is the keyword?

Keyword.

What is the keyword?

Keyword.

No, no.

What is THE KEYWORD?

Keyword.

I think his keyword was "keyword".

All right, I said "smart," not "creative"

DeepMind boffins are trying to help robots escape The Matrix and learn for themselves in the real world

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Book tip for DeepMind: Paul Watzlawick - How Real Is Real?

Microsoft reveals career-enhancing .PNG files

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Digital badges? Doesn't El Reg has claims for prior art?

Anyway, I think I'll look into this. I'm pretty sure I must be eligible for a badge proclaiming my expertise at Minesweeper.

Spinal Tap’s bass player sues former French sewer

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Re: The 1984 film is often cited as the best comedy of all time?

In the sub-group of 'Mockumentaries About Fictitious Bands" my favourite is "The Rutles" by Eric Idle.

How do you make a qubit 10 times as stable? Dress it up for work

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Re: Goddammit El Reg

In this context... Thick as a Planck?

(Mine's the one with the minutes of the Solvay Conference in the pocket.)

AI, AI, captain: Royal Navy warships to set sail with computer officers

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How does it score on the "Things for the Minister to stand in front of" scale?

HomeKit is where the dearth is – no one wants Apple's IoT tech

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Re: Also

Good point. You can't casually show off your smart home iOT gear while sitting in a Starbuck's.

Oh God, here comes the artificially intelligent boss bot – look busy!

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Re: AI?

Seconded.

The motion carries.

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He'd hack it (or bribe it with AI porn) to do his bidding.

DARPA unveils robot co-pilot

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Re: Shirley you can't be serious?

Don't call me Shirley.

Also, have you checked our vector yet with Victor?

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Any word on how ALIAS* handles flying on instruments?

* Somewhere in the DARPA charter must be a "no acronym - no funding" clause.

China's Shenzhou-11 capsule docks with Tiangong-2 station

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Re: Perspective!

So? First man into space was Gagarin in 1961. In other words, Russia and the USA have a lead of 42 (ha!) years on China in something that is really, really hard - rocket engineering. China seems to do a pretty good job in catching up.

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My guess is: China will be the first nation to fly a manned Mars mission.

Hack suspect hospitalised

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IIRC there is something historical about Prague and windows. As in "defenestrate", not a computer OS.

Digi minister Matt Hancock: Britain needs go full fibre. And we're not paying for it

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How about "Superdigital Motorway"?

Who killed Cyanogen?

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Didn't Camus also say that we should think of Sisyphus as a happy man?

China blamed in drone hack

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Re: Why bother given than most everything is ...

Didn't Lenin once say something along the lines of "the last capitalist will sell us the rope we will hang him by"?

(Not like the autocrats in Beijing are actally communists, mind you. BTW, greed is one of the seven mortal sins.)

AWS turns on Ohio Region

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Re: AWS turns on Ohio Region

Sounds like a bit of a challenge... nudge nudge, wink wink...

Mozilla strangling SHA-1

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Re: untrusted click through

"And how do you expect Firefox to tell the difference between a MITM attack and your VPN connection to a smart PDU running old SSL?"

Um... magic?

*raises wand* "Detecto Middleman!"

Probe boffins: Two balls deep in Uranus's ring

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"... given the small predicted sizes of the α and β moonlets, a convincing detection may not be possible in the Voyager 2 images ..."

At 2 to 4 km probably not... Does anybody here know something about the resolution of the Voyager pics? Off the top of my head I'd say the moonlets will be hiding in the pixels, so to speak...

Facebook, Amazon, Twitter and BT bid for Indian cricket online

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"Amazon, Facebook, Twitter and BT"

The four horsemen of the infocalypse!

I'm just not quite sure which of them represents what right now.

NFL is No Fondleslab League: Top coach says he'd rather use pen and paper than Surface tab

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Well, you can't roll up a tablet and beat players round the head with it.

Okay, okay, technically you can do it once per tablet.

Ecuador admits it cut Assange's internet to stop WikiLeaks' US election 'interference'

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"WikiLeaks' webpage and Twitter feed are silent on the matter at the time of writing."

Well, duh - they done cuts his interwebz, right?

Think virtual reality is just about games? Think again, friend

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Re: Roll on ...

We were promised that 20 years ago.

Didn't fly then, won't fly now.

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"First up: Deepak Chetty, a director, cinematographer and VR nerd who has won awards for his 3D short films and has been paid by the Washington Post Jeff Bezos, among others, to explore what VR can mean for real-world stories.

There, fixed.

You're welcome.

Crims cram credit card details into product shots on e-shops

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I'd say that's the whole point of the exercise. A simple and safe way to get credit card numbers (or other information) to a buyer who's maybe not that tech-savy, and in an indirect way too.

Hiding in plain sight is one of the best tricks to use.

Apple's car is driving nowhere

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So... I'll be riding in a driverless car when I go to my paperless office...

US reactor breaks fusion record – then runs out of cash and shuts down

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Okay, to paraphrase one of my own posts from a different thread: I'll be riding to my paperless office in a fusion-powered, self-driving car.

Apple hires CMU AI guru Russ Salakhutdinov to lure over more talent

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Re: "Asked about this, Apple did not respond to a request for comment."

"Sending an e-mail to Alan in Apple PR" is right on track becoming a proverb/euphemism ...

India/Russia tech pact

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"This plan looks fanciful: India and Russia don't share a border ..."

Yet.

Chinese 'nauts blast off for month-long space station scouting mission

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Puny human sailors still needed... until drone machine learning tech catches up

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"The challenge for today’s drone control system designers is to hone their systems into being able to make autonomous decisions at a certain level."

Hmm. Why am I thinking of Isaac Asimov's The Machine That Won The War all of a sudden?

EDIT: looks like there is a dead link on the linked page (the one to the story itself), so here's another one that has a synopsis.