* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

6157 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Oct 2015

2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century

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Re: For more details....

There is also a TV documentary based on the book, also called "The Lost Worlds of 2001" which may or may not be found on YouTube.

Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force

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Re: Radar information was "passed down to fighter squadrons"

That was one of the most clever (and long-lived) bits of disinformation ever dreamed up.

Elon Musk's mighty erection fires sperm at orbiting space station

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IIRC there are theoretical studies on the feasibility of human coitus in weightless conditions from around the Skylab days. Not sure about reproduction.

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Re: There is an easier and cheaper way of getting a usable sample.

Of bull semen? In zero G?

Grindr: Yeah, we shared your HIV status info with other companies – but we didn't charge them!

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"So, here's your daily reminder that anything you put online – especially publicly online – can be automatically filed, stamped, indexed, and numbered by ad networks, analytics outfits, search engines, government snoops, social networks, and so on."

Can be? Will be.

But it's okay - someone will be making money from this.

No chance of flying too close to this: Icarus, the most distant star seen, is 9bn light years away

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Re: I take it this star has lovely plumage?

The plumage doesn't enter into it!

Any social media accounts to declare? US wants travelers to tell

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I post here and on one other site. That it's it for me and "social networks".

If I should visit the USA in the foreseeable future, I will create a user account with VKontakte to have something to show.

Boffins laugh in the face of Twitter's API limits. Now they can slurp info to their hearts' content

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If this is what is being used to train deep learning networks and "AI" we're fucked. May [insert deity or non-deity of choice] have mercy on us.

User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Re: Dangers of OCR and spellcheckers

http://fuckyeahkeming.com

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Re: Monsieur Pamplemousse

Could be "Monsieur Pamplemousse takes the cure" as it is set in a health clinic, one with lots of dead patients.

But it wouln't hurt to read them all again.

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Re: If I wrote spill chuckers...

"Limited nuclear exchange" - still my No 1 euphemism.

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Re: "Mangers feature prominently in the Christmas story"

"The Church of England is generally considered to fairly low down on the nutter scale."

And they have cake. Or death. But you get to choose!

Happy as Larry: Why Oracle won the Google Java Android case

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"Ein Blick in den Gesetzestext erleichtert die Rechtsfindung."

Machine learning library TensorFlow can count to potato... I mean, 1.7

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Re: Jolly Good show, one for the AI team

You are obviously forgetting squirrels.

Europe dumps 300,000 UK-owned .EU domains into the Brexit bin

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Re: Where are the Brexit fans?

"My vote to leave had nothing to do with immigration, While we have a youth that is predominantly work shy then we as a nation need to import labour, while as a nation we cant or wont pay or skilled nursing staff a proper wage and give then decent working conditions then we have to import labour."

1. In other words, bring in the darkies to do the jobs "we" are too lazy to do ourselves and to do the jobs that are too shitty and/or too low-pay to do ourselves. Because "we", being us obviously deserve better, because reasons.

2. You don't "import labour". You let in people. You know, actual human beings.

So, no, of course nothing to do with immigration. Or, heaven forbid, racism.

Donald Trump jumps on anti-tech bandwagon, gets everything wrong

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Re: Usual distration garbage

Please enlighten us, comrade.

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Re: the latter 1/3 of "The Jungle" is COMMUNIST PROPOGANDA

You say that like it's a bad thing?

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Re: Club Fed

I hear their ping-pong tournaments are murderous.

$0.75 – about how much Cambridge Analytica paid per voter in bid to micro-target their minds, internal docs reveal

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Re: Um, shouldn't that be filed under 'collusion' as well ?

I don't even want him on my planet, so nope.

The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition

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Re: the backup song

Happy Easter, everyone!

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Autonomous vehicle claims are just a load of hot air… and here's why

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No hot air balloons. Got it.

What about hydrogen?

Cash-machine-draining €1bn cybercrime kingpin suspect cuffed by plod

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Re: Money Laundering

Real estate development projects.

Reg writer wins quite prestigious journalism prism

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Congratulations!

India: Yeah, we would like to 3D-print igloos on the Moon

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Re: start with a thin enough layer so that the inflated structure doesn't collapse

Albania built hundreds of smallish bunkers that way during the cold war.

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Re: It was a stinker

"I haven't summoned up the courage to watch UFO yet. Could it be worse?"

Let me put it this way - the crew of the UFO moonbase makes up for a lot.

Astro-boffins find new type of super-fast supernova

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Amazing.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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Re: turning off GPS / SA

I understand this can be done regionally in selected parts of the network.

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Re: "The UK has a world-leading space sector"

Reminds me of Beyond the Fringe; Alan Bennett's minister for science (?) proudly announcing that Britain already has the world's second largest radio-telescope. And will soon have the world's third and fourth largest. And all with the same equipment!

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Re: Nothing to see here

"With your logic Europe should not build aircraft either because Boeing exists."

I think Boeing would agree...

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Re: the post-Brexit relationship

"What does that bode for the UK?"

Just a wild guess, but "being fucked over by the US (because special relationship)" does spring to mind.

Zucker for history: What I learnt about Facebook 600 years ago

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Re: Shakespeares view on history

"Anthony and Cleopatra is not a comedy. If Shakespeare would have meant it to be funny, he would have put a joke in it."

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Re: sweet spot

"Please tell me that's 50s..."

Well, they say that 50 is the new 30, so technically no.

BOOM! Cambridge Analytica explodes following extraordinary TV expose

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Re: Collapse of Facebook

Well, there is always VKontakte...

Ugh, of course Germany trounces Blighty for cyber security salaries

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Re: Switzerland

...or Norway.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: The Good Old Day’s - RIP

The vogons in Douglas Adam’s Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy are based upon the British Civil Service.

Taxpayers chuck burnt-out Bongs* millions of pounds to 'decelerate'

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Re: Or maybe it's time for a Technocracy.

Computer says "No".

I couldn't give a Greek clock about your IoT fertility tracker

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Re: The Antikythera Mechanism is surely the FIRST recorded piece of Information technology!

I understand it was manufactured by Ithaka Business Machines.

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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xkcd - Drake equation

Terry Bisson - They're made out of meat (Text)

Terry Bisson - They're made out of meat (Video)

Now if you'll excuse me - I am working on a field generator that is supposed to open up a pathway to the alternative Earth where there was a third series of Fawlty Towers.

Stephen Hawking dies, aged 76

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Well, anyway: godspeed.

A ghoulish tale of pigs, devs and docs revived from the dead

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Is this where the "S&M elements" mentioned above enter into it?

Perusing pr0nz at work? Here's a protip: Save it in a file marked 'private'

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Re: Perusing pr0nz ?

You are Arnold J Rimmer, SSC, BSC, and I claim my £5!

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

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Re: It was not expected to last MUCH longer than 90 days because of dust building up on the solar panels

Which raises the question of why it wasn't equipped with some sort of motorized dust brush, or some sort of vibrating mechanism to shake it off, as it were.

Anyway, keep the rover roving as long as possible, I say.

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Re: 2 years Opportunity = Trump's new gin cabinet

Priorities, right?

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It is my considered opinion that the best US President so far was William Henry Harrison.

Hua-no-wei! NSA, FBI, CIA bosses put Chinese mobe makers on blast

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Re: How low can it go.

In 20 years, China will outsource lots of manufacturing to the low-wage country the USA will be by then.

US govt staffers use personal gear on work networks, handle biz docs on the reg – study

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Re: "Federal agency"

Technically, the IRS is a TLA.

Oh well, it's not like they have lots of intimate data on everyone, right?

Look out, Wiki-geeks. Now Google trains AI to write Wikipedia articles

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"The model works by taking the top ten web pages of a given subject [...]"

Well, there's your problem.

Ranked top ten how and by whom? GIGO applies to "AI" as well. Possibly even more so.

Crypto-gurus: Which idiots told the FBI that Feds-only backdoors in encryption are possible?

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I can't name any names, but my sources tell me that they are top men. Top. Men.

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

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IIRC, Stephen already has a PFY-mobile.

(Vintage Ford Escort with a layer of concrete in the boot.)