* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

6157 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Oct 2015

NIST requests ideas for crypto that can survive quantum computers

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Re: Private Enterprise Has Started

Luck shouldn't be a factor in robust encryption.

Firefox to give all extensions their own process in January

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Re: From memory...

My gripe isn't so much that FF will hog a lot of memory, but that it usually fails to give it back properly when it's no longer needed.

White House report cautiously optimistic about job-killing AI

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Re: Welcome to the future!

Well, the future isn't what it used to be. BTW, still waiting for that hoverboard.

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"The situation might be likened to that of the Titanic, which had lifeboats – just not enough for everyone."

As even the article strays a bit off topic... interesting factoid: the Titanic actually had more lifeboats than it was required to have per the regulations at that time. Which goes to show that policy and regulations should be updated from time to time in order to keep up with technology.

BTW: China is building a theme park that will have a full-scale replica of the Titanic. Which means there will be a guy whose job it is to arrange the deckchairs.

Microsoft scores nearly $1bn non-compete contract with US military

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Useless Movie Trivia Time:

As the article uses a picture from Kubrick's film Dr. Strangelove - the mainframe at Burpelson AFB in an IBM 7090/94.

Apple sues Nokia's pet patent trolls

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Hmm. Must stock up on popcorn, this could go on fore a while.

Snapchat coding error nearly destroys all of time for the internet

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"Oh, is that the time?"

"No, time is an abstract concept. This is a watch." (Mike, The Cool Person)

Europe trials air-traffic-control-over-IP-and-satellite

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Always check whether the ammo in the clip is live or training/blanks. (And be aware that blanks can be very dangerous as well.)

Google's latest legal opponents: Shooting victims' families – and a cheesed-off ex-manager

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I thought LinkedIn was the go-to for recruiting?

Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?

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Oh tomato tohmahto... check 10 websites for the virii / viruses thing and get 12 answers.

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Re: Love a good pr0n investigation

Talk about looking as guilty as a puppy next to a pile of poo... plausible deniability is just priceless.

Oracle exec quits over co-CEO Safra Catz's promise to assist Trump

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Book tip for the upcoming holidays:

Sinclair Lewis' "It Can't Happen Here", free e-copy here.

It Can't Happen Here is a semi-satirical political novel by Sinclair Lewis published in 1935. It features newspaperman Doremus Jessup struggling against the fascist regime of President Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip, who resembles Gerald B. Winrod, the Kansas evangelist whose far-right views earned him the nickname "The Jayhawk Nazi". It serves as a warning that political movements akin to Nazism can come to power in countries such as the United States when people blindly support their leaders.

NASA explains how 'Spiders' grow on Mars

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So, the planetary equivalent of varicose veins?

No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off

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I am repeating myself, but:

Re-brand as cure for constipation. Problem solved. Profit!

China gives America its underwater drone back – with a warning

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太小 - 把它放回水中

Seriously, VMware? Two bugs in the week before Christmas?

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(singing)

On the first day of christmas

VMware gave to me

One major bug fix

Two minor patches

Three little SNAFUs

... and a secret vulnerability!

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

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Re: Imagine the potential leaks

Always remember to delete the browser history log files.

Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy

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Re: I am not impressed!

Just ask Jarvis.

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Re: Smart toaster?

Ahh - so you're a waffle man!?! Well, howdy-doodely-doo!

Technology as a catalyst for cultural change

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Re: Is this an advertorial?

Sort of. Good material for a round of buzzword bingo, though.

This is your captain speaking ... or is it?

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Well, in-flight entertainment can only get better, so...

Why does Skype only show me from the chin down?

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Re: Cable degradation

No, no, that can totally happen when coders use the wrong font and all the 1s have really sharp edges.

(Mine's the one with the high-end hifi accessories catalogue in the pocket.)

Why don't people secure their IoT gadgets? 'It's not my problem'

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Re: It's a fscking Gremlin!

Good luck with keeping your IoT toothbrush, kettle, coffe machine etc. dry.

Nope, we're doomed.

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Skynet was highly intelligent, so I'd say nope. IdIoTnet, more like... doesn't mean IdIoTnet won't kill us, though. No such thing as foolproof, nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Screw EU! Apple to fight back over €13bn tax bill

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Re: Apple

Dave, as I assume you are an American TaxpayerTM, I'd like to hear your take on this:

Bloomberg, 2016-12-07: Americans Are Paying Apple Millions to Shelter Overseas Profits

Uber's self-driving cars can't handle bike lanes, forcing drivers to kill autonomous mode

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The whole self-driving-cars thing (not just Uber's, all of them) is starting to remind me of the SDI project. Remember that? The parallels are striking:

Seems like a good idea. The technology is basically there, just needs a bit of honing and debugging. The money is there. The market is there. And yet...

Sexbots could ‘over-exert’ their human lovers, academic warns

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If you don't have it, you think about having it.

"Dumm fickt gut - Die Tragik der Hochbegabten" -- Horst Evers

'Upset' Linus Torvalds gets sweary and gets results

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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sauna.

Mine's the robe with the little bottle containing a preparation of herbs suspended in water for vaporization on hot stones in a sauna in the pocket. Yes, sometimes online translators are a bit weird.

Elon Musk wants to get into the boring business, literally

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Well, yes. Hyperloop will need tunnels, so time to look into that. And he will find that building tunnels maybe isn't exactly new (look at what the roman engineers did some 2,000 years ago, for example), but he will find that it's also far from trivial.

Facebook's internet drone crash-landed after wing 'deformed' in flight

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Re: Should have gone for a Zeppelin

Nah, too much like Google's balloons, and we can't have that, now can we? Okay, the eagle has landed crashed, but as Ford Prefect used to say, Rome wasn't burned in a day.

As to dystopian futures with ballons as transmitter stations, airships and over-dominant media: try Howard Chaykin's American Flagg!.

London's Winter Wonderland URGENTLY seeks Windows 10 desk support

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Re: Maybe Oops?

DevOops?

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Re: Job description

Nah, you've just got to think like a manager and solve all the problems before they even occur.

Banks 'not doing enough' to protect against bank-transfer scams

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No, damage it may be, but it's not collateral.

Hint: it's called a share because when you buy some, you actually own a part of the company. And have a say in who runs it and how. And as such get not only to share (there it is again) profits and losses, but also responsibilities. Stuff everybody should be aware of before buying stocks.

Beauty is in the AI of the beholder: Young blokes teach computer to judge women by their looks

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"The researchers – Xiaolin Wu, Xi Zhang and Chang Liu, ..."

... really need to go out more.

If at first you don't succeed, send another Mars lander – this time a deep driller

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Re: Send Bruce Willis

Too bad John Holmes isn't availiable any more.

Hack attack fear scares Canadian exam board away from online tests

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"In October the online pilot test of the Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test (OSSLT) was deployed and quickly fell over with its legs in the air mimicking a dead parrot."

Well, duh - the trick is to nail it to the perch.

Don't panic, friends, but the Chinese navy just nicked one of America's underwater drones

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Re: 他妈的你

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

- Mao Tse-Tung

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Re: South China Sea

"I visited USSR during Andropov days and I still remember the smell of the death in the air in those days."

That was just the exhaust from all those two-stroke engines, and burning sulphur-heavy lignite in stoves and power stations without any kind of filter.

Oh, and that mysterious disinfectant / cleansing agent that smelled like it was an accidental by-product from chemical weapons research that they used everywhere.

USPTO: Hi, Ask Me Anything. Reddit: Can we trademark 'AMA'? USPTO: No.

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And yet, somehow, life goes on.

Houston, we have a problem: 'App dev stole our radio station'

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"Johnny Taylor and his company"

Sounds like a band already, no wonder he liked the idea of having his own radio station... or is this sort of thing par for the course in Texas?

New US rules on 'vehicle-to-vehicle' communications under consultation

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Re: I can see the future from here

I hate* to be pedantic about this, but there already is a 21st century version of The Italian Job. (Not bad... but also not as good as the 1969 version. Bloody doors and all that.)

* Yes, totally lying through my teeth here. Well spotted.

'I told him to cut it out' – Obama is convinced Putin's hackers swung the election for Trump

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Re: Making facts the hard way

Well, unsavoury or not, when someone has decades of experience in a special field they do know what they are talking about.

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."And so what are you gonna do about it, Barry?"

For starters, the USA could un-friend Russia on FaceBook. I understand their relationship status has been "it's complicated" for some time now anyway.

Kids, look at the Deep Learnings! (We’re just going to slurp your data)

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Re: Listen, and understand ! / It's out there

Reminds me of Forbidden Planet. It's out there, and we created it ourselves, and it can destroy us. Hmm... Nuke it from orbit?

NASA – get this – just launched 8 satellites from a rocket dropped from a plane at 40,000ft

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Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

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Re: deja vu

And during the valohoito interval, there is time for some kalsarikännit*.

* 14 to 1 chance I didn't get the grammar right. Syyllisyytensä...

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"Do you have a similar story about exercising minimal effort to satisfy a user?"

Sure. One of my projects in the past was an office block, national HQ for a 4-letter discounter. The ventilation system for the whole building is regulated by a computer in the ventilation centre. Each and every individual office has a little plastic box on the wall next to the door, sporting a control dial, with a cable leading from the box into the suspended ceiling and not any further. Not a single complaint about the ventilation system so far.

Amazon's first live drone delivery flew last week in Cambridge, UK

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Not OK Google: Tree-loving family turns down Page and pals' $7m

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"Like real-life versions of Up's Carl Fredricksen,... "

Or Batteries Not Included, Joe's Apartment, and probably another dozend. Nice to watch anyway.

@jake: some say it's just a market economy thing.

German infosec agency urges security review after Yahoo! flensing

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"There are a number of providers in Germany who take security seriously," Schönbohm says in the statement (in German, shoved through an online translator).

Translation is accurate.

BSI's english site here.