* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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What is the Most Underestimated IT Security Threat, and Why?

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Oh shit, reading the stuff in the link it's me!

But seriously, thanks for the link, interesting read.

Happy New Year!

Happy new year.

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Re: Happy new year.

"Is it normal to be both thrilled and terrified at the prospect of utter failure, or possibly even random cases of success?"

Perfectly normal.

This is roughly on par with getting married - if it works it's bliss, if it doesn't, well... one way or another, it will cost you. So it won't hurt to think through a "what if" for the worst case and maybe an exit strategy/plan B.

Been there, more or less, when starting my own business. Didn't work as planned (but that's neither here nor there), still glad I went for it.

So, good luck & a happy new year!

Flight simulator sets fire to airport

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Re: Frankfurt's Camel Smoking Booths / Passive Smoking.

Call their hotline and complain, if you must: +49 1806 372-4636

Just remember, not smoking will help the terrorists. (source)

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The picture looks like the simulator even has an emergency escape chute? Impressive.

Amazon files patent for 'Death Star' flying warehouse

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Re: if one of these...

Just came across another 'solution' for the Fermi paradox on Boing Boing:

Terry Bisson - They're Made Out Of Meat

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Re: if one of these...

Well, the internet is the open version of the closed ward.

On a related topic: if we are typical for a technical civilisation, the Fermi paradox isn't one.

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This is basically getting first-strike capability, isn't it?

El Reg just saved your Wikipedia Xmas

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Re: The hard-working volunteers do it because they want to be right.

Right.

Anyway, have a good 2017, fellow commentards. Bottoms up!

Building IoT: Forget the vision, just show us how to build it

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Re: "Just show us how to build it"

It's not age, it's experience. Thanks for the link, have a good 2017, IoT or no IoT.

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"... just engineering ..."

If we ever should meet in person, either buy me a drink or let me slap you. Your call.

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"... we’ll also make sure you’ve got time to meet your fellow developers and engineers, and swap insights and war stories over some very fine food and drink."

Could you be a bit more specific as to the food and drink?

Yorkshire council hit with prolonged web outage

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Re: Star Trek Logic

Must be those bloody dilithium crystals again...

The Register's Top 20 Most-Commented Stories in 2016

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2016: The Movie (Trailer)

Dear team at El Reg, fellow commentards: have a good 2017 anyway!

Prez Obama expels 35 Russian spies over election meddling

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No sweat. By the end of January the Russians can send 350 or so new spies to the US. Provided they book their accomodations at one of the Trump resorts or hotels.

Government calls for ideas on how to splash £400m on fibre

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Re: Typical government thinking!

Budgets are for spending. Same thing in the oh so efficient private sector. (Ever tried giving money back to the beancounters? Way harder than getting some in the first place.)

As I'm in a somewhat feisty mood (christmas with the relatives, need I say more?) - technically your gripe is with the administration. As in a democracy, the government is the people. Technically.

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Not my own country. (BTW, not God's own either... ^-^ )

"... such things need careful planning and execution in order to avoid fucking up other important infrastructure wot might be buried in the ground."

All in a day's work for a civil engineer. Who'll also know who keeps plans of what is buried where and how to read them. And can tell you in advance which permissions you'll need and how to get them. And at least a good approximation of how much it will cost. And how to set everything up so it will actally work.

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"The government is asking for ideas on how it should splash £400m earmarked for fibre broadband investment."

How about, uh, hire companies that dig cable trenches and put fiber in them? In areas where there isn't any fiber yet? And connect everything "to the internet"?

Seriously dear Britons, sometimes your government seems a bit weird.

Barcodes stamped on breast implants and medical equipment

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"The government claims the project could save £1bn across the NHS over seven years."

I'd like to see the reasoning & maths that are supposed to back this claim.

(Currently spending (post)cristmas time with the extended family, I could do with a laugh by now.)

US cops seek Amazon Echo data for murder inquiry

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Re: Dystopian future on the way?

IIRC, I was promised electricity "too cheap to meter", a two-day workweek, a jetpack, and weekends on the moon.

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"... verbal gesture ..."

Huh?

The Life and Times of Lester Haines

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And I'm sure his eyes have seen a thing or two that us people wouldn't believe as well.

Godspeed, wherever you are.

How Google.org stole the Christmas Spirit

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Re: the influence of Big Tech in education

There is more to this. The problem(s) run deeper and the long term effects are cause for concern. Because Big Tech, and in fact any other corporate "sponsor", are not interested in education. They are interested in training. What's the difference, you ask?

Education gives you knowlege, the ability to learn and, most of all, the ability to think.

Training gives you a specific set of skills to do a specific range of jobs; preferably (from the trainer's point of view) without any original or, heaven forbid, critical thoughts.

A year in infosec: Bears, botnets, breaches ... and elections

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"How often can we say that an IT blunder might have changed the course of world history?"

In the foreseeable future? Every other month or so.

A vintage year for snoopers and big state-ists

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Re: I know it is the holidays but...

"... when the big companies get shoved aside."

Good one. Maybe not exactly ROFL, but made me chuckle.

2016: The Rise of the Intelligent (cloud) Machines

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So, what's going to be the West Coast Techno Trend in 2017?

Digital entertainment centers for fallout shelters?

Tesla set to up prices by 5% in new year because of 'currency fluctuations'

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Re: AutoPilot - that's nothing

"Please note that Self-Driving functionality is dependent upon extensive software validation and regulatory approval, which may vary widely by jurisdiction. It is not possible to know exactly when each element of the functionality described above will be available, as this is highly dependent on local regulatory approval."

= any time between next week and never.

"Please note also that using a self-driving Tesla for car sharing and ride hailing for friends and family is fine, but doing so for revenue purposes will only be permissible on the Tesla Network, details of which will be released next year."

= no Ubering on the side.

Meet the Internet of big, lethal Things

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"Much agricultural machinery is connected to the internet, and a internet connected heavy vehicle that can be controlled remotely can be controlled remotely by a bad guy, too."

Which is a problem in itself, isn't it? Given the state of things, from what I read on El Reg alone, combine harvesters or tractors or any other heavy vehicle that is connected to the internet will be about as "secure" as any given CCTV or kettle.

Sneaky chat app Signal deploys decoy domains to deny despots

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Christmas Eve ERP migration derailed by silly spreadsheet sort

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"Gary and his mates were granted their wishes, practiced the job until they could do it in two hours and showed up on Christmas Eve confident of a fast and lucrative getaway."

"...since I’m not in the mood to make some big, dramatic, sweeping statement, I’ll just tell you this: God hates doctors, He truly does. You see all these old people in here? Well, any of ’em would give just about anything to be able to sashay off this planet, but most of ’em are gonna stay and they’re gonna live forever and ever and ever. And your Mr. Milligan, well, it turns out he’s just young enough to die. I mean, think about it: It’s the holidays, there’s a sweet little kid involved. Can’t you just feel it?"

source

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Re: If you want to screw something up, use excel

"Someone had sorted that spreadsheet and in doing so mixed up the order..."

If I had a € for every time - no, if I just had all the time spent fixing stuff like that back I'd be the happiest man on earth.

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consumer-focused digital candy bar phones

Best description of modern smartphones ever. Totally going to pinch that.

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"...and in the morning when the parents turned it back on they would be greeted with 'Operating system not found' instead of a working Windows 95 PC."

I am actually at a loss to say which one is worse.

Virgin America mid-flight panic after moron sets phone Wi-Fi hotspot to 'Samsung Galaxy Note 7'

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Re: InFlight Teammates

I guess pretty soon they'll change that into something like "Your InFlight buddies who're fun to fly with".

Combined with lower pay, of course.

We've been Trumped! China's Alibaba is a 'notorious' knock-offs souk, says US watchdog

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Aaand - the price for Yahoo! just went down a bit, again. Intended or not, this is a nice christmas present for Verizon.

Uber's self-driving cars get kicked out of SF, seek refuge in Arizona

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Uber, which last week began offering rides in self-driving cars in San Francisco as an experiment, said it didn't need a permit to test its self-driving cars on state roads. It asserted that its self-driving cars don't qualify as autonomous vehicles under California law because they're operated under human supervision. Because fuck yeah, we're Uber!

FTFY.

Uber doesn't have a viable business model. Just a lot of VC cash and an absurd market capitalisation based on promises and little else. Which results in a lot of pressure to come up with something that will transform theoretical value into real money. Plus a C-suite of people of the 'we-are-the-masters-of-the-universe' ilk; all ego and no skills. That's not the proper mix for building something new that actually works. So right now it's a scam using mob tactics.

Chinese boffins: We're testing an 'impossible' EM Drive IN SPAAAACE

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IF the EM drive should actually work I'd say we* will find that it doesn't break Newton's third law of motion as such, but somehow isn't within it's jurisdiction, so to speak.

* Where 'we' means the boffins that actually do the work whereas I will be reading a conveniently dumbed down article in a popular science magazine. As Ronald Balfour Corbett CBE used to say in that one sketch, I know my place.

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Re: Anybody able to do the math for me?

Certainly a tangent, but this reminds me of David Brin's short story "Tank Farm Dynamo", which is freely availiable on Brin's website here.

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Re: Time for a change

Yeah, well, first put forward in Britain, first taken seriously by the USA, first successfully marketed by China - sounds par for the course. Based on this data alone, the EM drive is real allright.

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Re: Some people think it sounds crazy, some don't

@Lars: you just had to wake him from his nap, didn't you. Don't you know by now that he'll be cranky all day?

'Twas Brillo but then Android Things, which watched as Google Weaved its Nest

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Re: Hyphens

Oh, hyphens, thank god!

Read that as hymens first and was a bit confused there for a minute. Silly me... carry on...

What gifts did ol' kitten heels May get this year?

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"What do you get the girl who has everything?"

Why, making her secret whishes come true, of course.

How Rogue One's Imperial stormtroopers SAVED Star Wars and restored order

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Well, I'm already excited about the next Star Wars film, another sort-of-prequel, which is about something that I actually have been thinking about, on and off, since the first one came out almost 40 years ago. I did mention that my background is in civil engineering, didn't I?

Windows 10 nags, Dirty Cow, Microsoft's Linux man love: The Reg's big ones for 2016

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Re: "Microsoft's Linux man love"

Does this mean that Bill Gates is like Captain Kirk?

Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief

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Re: growing OLD

"But youth is a quality, and if you have it, you never lose it.

--- Frank Lloyd Wright, 1957, when he was 88, in an interview with Mike Wallace. Transcript and video here.

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Maggie Smith (as Patty Terwilliger Smith), Bob Newhart (Willard C. Gnatpole). Even the Jensen can't help him in his clumsy attempt to seduce Patty.

Classic: the scene between Marcus Pendleton aka Caesar Smith (Peter Ustinov) and the french real estate agent. All the time they talk completely at cross purposes and yet arrive at exactly the deal both want to achieve.

Oh, and Heathrow airport. New, shiny, very few passengers, lots of parking space... incredible.

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PJ's tale about the Telemetrix CAD machines reminds me of Hot Millions.

One of the earliest films about computer crimes. The cleaning lady uses the mainframe to warm her tea, which enables Marcus Pendelton aka Ceasar Smith (Peter Ustinov) to finally break into it.

"Anyone can steal. Everybody does a bit. I've been embezzling!!"

Gov claws back £440m for rural broadband

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Re: 90% of what?

Well spotted! Have one --->

Microsoft scores nearly $1bn non-compete contract with US military

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Eating Brotli will improve Edge's inner health says Microsoft

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It's "Brötli" (a small bread or breadroll) and has nothing to do with broccoli. Or Broccoli. Or the James Bond movies.

Raspberry Pi Foundation releases operating system for PCs, Macs

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Nice! And just in time...