* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Trump's cartoon comedy approach to running a country: 'One in, two out' rule for regulations

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Re: If this goes on... / education

"learn to unlearn" - Scarfolk Council

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"remind me, what happened the last time a US president announced mission acomploshed with a big fanfair?"

IIRC, Mattel (?) had to recall the Dubya-in-a-flight-suit action figures.

This bot shorts stocks when Trump tweets (don't fret, the profit is used for good)

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Re: Animal cruelty?

"At least the puppies should be a safe charity to associate with for a couple of months yet."

Can't be sure until we really know what that thing he's wearing on top of his head actually is.

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Re: Not very future-proof...

"People who tweet at 3am are attention addicted and will not deactivate their accounts."

... and that's probably the one predictable thing about DJT.

UK Cybersecurity: Permanent job salaries growing faster than contractor pay rises

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Re: Currency query

Because when you pay for any IT-related stuff its usually £1 = $1 ?

Facebook ‘Happy Birthday’ lawsuit rolls on

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Father of Pac-Man dies at 91

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Re: A sad day indeed ...

"Many a day was invested in the arcades during my youth."

And a sizable portion of my pocket money...

If USA wants a say in 5G, Cisco HAS to buy Ericsson

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Re: What if Huawei builds an American factory?

It is absolutely essential that the nation's beer is kept cold!

(Can't drink it otherwise...)

To Hull with the crap town naysayers: UK Culture City's got some amazing... telecoms

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Boeing's 747 to fly off the production line for the foreseeable future

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"It's also worth mentioning that the 747 was not fully designed in CAD. The 757 was the first Boeing to be fully designed in a CAD system..."

Interesting, I always assumed they started using CAD sooner. (IIRC, when Lockheed started on the SR-71 the fist thing they did was writing CAD software to do it.)

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Re: even if its role has changed to a cargo-hauler.

There is nothing wrong with hauling cargo.

Baird is the word: Netflix's grandaddy gets bronze London landmark

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Re: £40 gets you a working model

True, picture quality wasn't good - but as he used wavelengths that bounce off the ionosphere, test transmissions were received as far away as South Africa. Not bad for 1920ies/13930ies technology.

God save the Queen... from Donald Trump. So say 1 million Britons

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No need to get diplomatically ill - Liz can take someone like DJT anytime.

Trump decides Breitbart chair Bannon knows more about natsec than actual professionals

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Re: familiar behavior / selection criteria

Well, for starters: there are no Trump hotels, resorts or golf courses in Iran.

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Re: We need a new icon

Nonsense. Just Duck and Cover.

Ransomware killed 70% of Washington DC CCTV ahead of inauguration

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"... white hack hackers ..."

Is that a (new) thing or a typo?

Secret HPE letter tells sales team and partners to keep selling Arista 'confidently'

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"HPE's sure holding up its end of the bargain. But in tech, love is seldom forever. If HPE sees customers' eyes wandering and sales slipping, surely it will soon be singing a different tune?"

When the sales start to tank expect something like this.

'Maker' couple asphyxiated, probably by laser cutter fumes

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Re: no warning of toxic gases then, just aesthetics and housekeeping issues

Dust can be very, very dangerous when inhaled. Even when it's not toxic as such. For example, some materials can simply clump together when exposed to the moisture in your lungs, clogging them up. Other possibilities include chemical reactions of the dust with the moisture. A lot of materials behave different when ground up into fine dust due to their increased surface area.

Tesla sues ex-manager 'for stealing 100GBs of Autopilot secrets'

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Re: Sounds like a candidate for the electric chair

I was thinking HyperLoop management. He might actually raise the standard.

Kylie withdraws from Kylie trademark fight, leaving Kylie to profit from… existing?

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"And that concludes this year's mindboggling delve into the lives of that weird group of LA women"

You wish. This year has still 11 months left in it to go through.

Police pull up van man engaged in dual carriageway sex act

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Obligatory: Titus S01-E09 - Episode Eleven*

* Yes, "Episode Eleven" was scheduled as the eleventh episode, but broadcast in slot number nine. And for some reason they chose not to use the working title which was "The Fellatio Incident".

2017 is already fail: Let’s try a Chinese reboot

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"Never saw anyone actually eat one of those."

Easy. Just take me out to dinner.

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Re: Nothing changes

Bookmarked right away! Think of yourself just having been bought a couple of these -->

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Re: Can I just mention in passing.... Alt-facts

"Alternative facts" have a lot to do with avoiding any doubts.

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New York to draft in 250 IT contractors because state staff 'lack talent'

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Re: Pay?

Well put, Käpt'n Blaubär.

Wow, look out, hackers: Trump to order 60-day cybersecurity probe

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Re: Hahaha

You forgot the bit along the lines of "I don't talk to you anymore, you're one of those fake news guys".

Your Facebook account is now more secure than your bank's (probably)

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Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Re: preparing for WW III / duck and cover

We went over all that in the 1980ies when we looked back at the 1950ies and 1960ies...

Film tip for the weekend: The Atomic Café.

Link to film.

Writeup on Jimbopedia.

Doomsday Clock moves to 150 seconds before midnight. Thanks, Trump

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Re: Starfish Prime

There was a whole series of tests. Interesting documentary: Nukes in Space: The Rainbow Bombs

Apple eats itself as iPhone fatigue spreads

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Re: Once again, a distorted and misleading article

Jeffy, I'm confused - is your advice directed at W Donelson (dissing an article by the Executive Editor) or at sabroni (insinuating that there are fanbois who can handle criticism)?

WTF? Francis Ford Coppola crowdsources Apocalypse Now game

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Interesting. Although this and that might be lost in translation...

BT's profits plunge 37% following Italian Job

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"Improper" accounting practices are not necessarily illegal accounting practices.

This could be due to different rules of accounting, especially rules of valuation. And different taxation laws. And a lot of other possible differences. With a lot of tricky details. If this is the case here, we're not so much looking at illegal practices by the subsidiary, but possibly a big blunder by the parent company. (It is BT after all.)

Example: when Mercedes Benz got ready to morph into DaimlerChrysler and to get listed at the NY stock exchange, they published two financial statements in parallel for that year; one drafted as per the German rules of valuation, one drafted as per the US rules. Version one: 2 Bn DEM profit. Version two: 0.5 Bn USD loss. No, accounting is not like engineering.

ENTA founder Tsai gets banhammer as company director for 13 years

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Re: So sales manager then?

Sounds like he'd fit right in.

Devonians try to drive Dartmoor whisky plan onto rocks

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Re: Devonians

In my continental ears "Devoninans" sounds like it refers to either time travellers or aliens from outer space, and either way like from a 1950ies Quatermass serial.

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Re: Cruel and unusual punishment...

From the linked article: "The proposal is to build a 30-metre an artificial emissions tower to reduce the distillery's environmental impact."

That seems like a fancy synonym for chimney. Or exhaust duct. Or... the target is an exhaust port located at the top of a raised structure...

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Re: Traditional architecture

Maybe something with a Roman motif?

'I AM TWEETING TRUTH TO POWER: AND YOU CAN'T STOP MY FACTS, MR PRESIDENT!'

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I'm surprised that The Bongster didn't end on a note about how this could be somehow shoehorned into some sort of startup and monetized...

Huzzah! Doctor Who comes to Playmoverse

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Re: These figures...

I wonder - will there be a DJT Playmobil figurine at some point in time?

Oh, and about the other question: Peter Davison. Can't even say why; could it be the outfit?

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

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Re: That's why...

Just remembered this old chestnut:

An engineer, a pysicist and a mathematician are each given the same task: open a can of beans without any tools.

The engineer picks up the can and hurls it against the wall as hard as he can. The can cracks open.

The pysicist picks up the can, tries to estimate the can's size and weight, does a few quick calculations and hurls the can against the wall as hard as he can at the optimal angle from the optimal distance.

The mathematician picks up the can and says "let's assume this can is open..."

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Re: That's why...

Yup. SQR(50) = 7. Because 7 x 7 = 49. And 49 is basically 50 anyway.

(Yes, all the buildings I did the structural design for are still standing.)

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Re: Numbers

Off-topic, but contextually fitting: Fuck Yeah Kerning!

Forget Tony Stark's Iron Man – exosuits of the future will be spandex

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Re: Great ... but ...

I feel that it should be a prime number.

AI eggheads: Our cancer-spotting code rivals dermatologists

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"It is projected that 6.3 billion smartphone subscriptions will exist by the year 2021..."

Huh?

President Trump tweets from insecure Android, security boffins roll eyes

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Re: Lock him up!

And make him pay for the jail.

In real life, Q is a woman! Head of MI6 calls for more female techies at SIS

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"... whether they're really posh or going to Oxford or whatever it is ..."

Well, Bond is a Cambridge man anyway (skip to 0:14:25).

Chinese bloke cycles 500km to get home... in the wrong direction

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Re: Zen navigation

I do that from time to time, and it seems like DNA was on to something.

I'm deadly serious about megatunnels, vows Elon Musk

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Re: Starting a tunnel in a month?

Can you dig it?

This goldfish and its steerable robot tank will destroy humanity

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Re: Obligatory

All goldfish are evil...

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

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Re: About time

"How long before Kim Jong Trump tries to force the media to report only his world view? Faux News is pretty much there already."

Well, I must admit that Democratic People's Republic of North America has a certain ring to it.