* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC

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Re: @Murakh: Paper yes...

"is there still an orientation [up/down] arrow on reams of A4??"

Yes.

(And on the A3s too... ^_^...)

And yes, I know why the arrow is there, and yes, I fan the paper when I reload the tray. (Had an after-school job in a small copy shop / printer's in the early 1980ies, learned a couple of things that are still useful today. Also: Adobe PageMaker on the first Mac. 9" monochrome display. NO HDD, one FDD... so every couple of minutes you'd have to swap the data disk for the software disk for the data disk for the software disk for the data disk...)

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Re: I always wondered...

In theory, yes. If the printer's resolution is up to it.

I must admit, this would be a cool thing to do with a 3D printer that uses metal dust as a medium.

Just imagine - Ace of Spades on a metal 7"...

(Not sure about how the record player's needle would handle this, but what the hell.)

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Re: My son no longer inserts things in the slot....

Reminds me of something a colleague once exclaimed: "If somebody had told me beforehand that it fits anywhere, I never would have married her!"

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Re: I always wondered...

There were projects to build record players for vinyl discs that didn't use a needle but a laser beam to read the grooves in the disc, then process the scan data into sound. Made it past proof of concept and into the prototype stage, IIRC - but eventually were cancelled because nobody saw any real money in it. But that was before vinyl got hip again, so maybe someone will give it another go.

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Ejecting a floppy disk in space.

Have a nice weekend, everbody!

(We really need some sort of spaaace icon.)

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Re: Paper yes...

"...and now some part of me is desperately trying to imagine a glorious retro-future where laser printers were printing on celluloid transparencies..."

AKA the prank that's technically arson...

"How many of us can honestly say that at one point or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building?" [3:55]

Uncle Sam backs down on slurping passwords from US visa hopefuls

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Odd. It's almost like they don't want anyone travelling to the Democratic People's Republic of North America United States of America?

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Re: Social Media? Sorry, don't use any.

It's heaven in a can.

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Re: You have no idea how idiotic some of the reqs are

"I am surprised they are not requesting verified snaps of in-bed activity to ensure that you are compliant to the Evangelico-talebanic standards and do it only in the missionary position."

This is easily explained: the standards for in-bed activity you are referring to clearly state that they can only happen with the lights out and under the blanket.

Hackers emit 9GB of stolen Macron 'emails' two days before French presidential election

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Re: This was just the starter

"The Main course will come with the German Elections."

Nah, Vladimir Vladimirovich wouldn't dare to mess with Mutti.

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Re: The real problem?

Also, send a stiff letter informing them that unless they stop being so damn unsporting, their ticket allocation for the FO's next Gilbert & Sullivan production shall be severely reduced.

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Re: >The country is called Crimea. No 'The' before it. The Britain, The France,

I kinda like "The Britain".

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Re: Unable to keep vital information from thieves, check.

"If you leave the door unlocked and Nixon steals your campaign plans, tough luck."

The door was locked.

Which, among other factors, is why Virgilio González, Bernard Barker, James McCord, Eugenio Martínez and Frank Sturgis were charged with attempted burglary and attempted interception of telephone and other communications. On September 15, a grand jury indicted them for conspiracy, burglary, and violation of federal wiretapping laws. The five burglars who broke into the office were tried by a jury, Judge John Sirica officiating, and were convicted on January 30, 1973.

US copyright law shake-up: Days of flinging stuff on the web and waiting for a DMCA may be over

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Re: Contemporary Hollywood films do not pass the threshold of originality required by copyright

Not that it matters in any way, but didn't they use a MacBook-iThingy to upload the virus?

Facebook loves virtual reality so much it just axed its VR film studio

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Re: It's fucking bollocks

"Needs at least 5 years before it is a mass consumer proposition."

Heh, I've heard that before...

About 20 years ago when the first VR-hype started to wind down.

Student cluster-wrestlers face off in HPC battle: You and whose army? Um, China's

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Very well.

Now drop and give me twenty!

Fire fighters get grinding on London man’s trapped genitalia

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Re: Sounds like another job for...

Doesn't one of our fellow commentards go by the handle Brewster's Angle Grinder? Hmm...

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Re: Perhaps...

Simply consult your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist.

Booze stats confirm boring Britain is drying

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Re: Less alcohol consumption or more fibbing

Everybody lies to a man with a clipboard conducting a survey.

How would you pronounce 'Cyxtera'?

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"How would you pronounce 'Cyxtera'?"

Just as it's spelled, Mr Nippl-e.

(Mine's the one with the cricket bat in the pocket.)

Cabinet Office losing grip on UK government departments – report

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Re: Why senior Civil Servants are preoccupied with presentation

"In a well-functioning democracy, the Government has a moral duty to be open and honest with citizens about its policy positions."

In a well-functioning democracy, the people are the Government. They task an administration with running the day-to-day stuff that needs to be done and organised in order to have a functioning society.

Gang-briefed by IBM bosses in Hawaii? Nah, I'll take redundancy

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Fyre festival reloaded, anyone?

LinkedIn chatbots to help with 'important conversations'

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Just when I thought that LikedIn couldn't get any worse...

Loadsamoney: UK mulls fining Facebook, Twitter, Google for not washing away filth, terror vids

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"Interior minister Heiko Maas"

Close. He's Minister of Justice (Justitzminister).

Thomas de Maizière is the Minister of the Interior (Innenminister).

Billion-dollar skincare biz scrubs IT makeover, spends days in a daze

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"The problems appear to have started April 20"

Note to self: do not start big IT projects on 4/20 day. Personnel might be distracted.

SpaceX spin-out plans to put virtual machines in orbit

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Great.

More future space junk to get rid of.

Trump trumps US Digital Service with order to establish American Technology Council

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Cutting back 'big government' by adding another layer of bureaucracy... And I used to think only Marxists were good at dialectics.

Software woes keep NASA's new crewed missions grounded

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"Soooo... were there no penalties in the contract for not delivering on time?"

There probably are*. But just how is collecting a penalty bring you back the lost time? **

* I don't know the contracts, obviously. But I do know a thing or three about EU procurement rules. Penalties look pretty nice on paper. However, the bar for invoking them is surprisingly high. Formulating terms of tender is an art in itself and requires a lot of both technical and legal knowledge, including stuff that isn't yet defined in codes and current court rulings that haven't been incorporated in the rule book yet.

It boils down to this: if you really know enough about anything you want to procure in order to make the terms of tender and the resulting contract airtight, watertight, foolproof, etc. - then you know enough about the damn thing to make it yourself. From scratch.

** Cancel the contract? Sure. Don't collect €€€, and start the procurement process again. Yeah, that'll save time. And if it's something highly specialised you're after, end up with a couple of bids by the same handful of companies as in round one. Only higher this time. And maybe with the company you've fired as a (possibly hidden) subcontractor. And quite possible having to pay the company you've fired damages for lost profit because of something the terms of tender doesn't cover, bacause see above.

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"NASA's also been very optimistic: despite knowing that space projects often experience cost blowouts, the reserve budget for the SLS is just two per cent of the its total."

2% would be way too small for comparably mundane projects like building a house. (Rule of thumb: 10%. With the estimate based on proper plans. Not including any changes to the design.)

My take from this is that NASA wasn't optimistic - NASA was desperately making the numbers fit. Politics and engineering really don't mix that well.

Another career suicide as reporter leaves The Register for broadcaster

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Re: What is "Sky"?

Something cloudy, I think.

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Re: Andrew who?

Have beer and an upvote.

Linux Mint-using terror nerd awaits sentence for training Islamic State

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Re: apt?

"... nothing ever worth doing ever took place on a golf course."

Dave Lister lost his virginity at the tender age of thirteen to a girl called Michelle on the ninth fairway, in a sand bunker on Bootle municipal Golf Course.

'I feel violated': Engineer who pointed out traffic signals flaw fined for 'unlicensed engineering'

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"How did the first engineer get his certification with this requirement in place?"

His reputation was enough.

Also, he wrote the requirements.

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Re: Hold up ...

As Lister so wisely remarked, it is very easy to confuse them.

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Re: Bureaucracy

"A mechanical engineer builds weapons. A civil engineer builds targets."

I'm a civil engineer. Before that, I was an artillery man. I know how to build hard targets.

---

SERGIUS [gravely, without moving] Captain Bluntschli.

BLUNTSCHLI. Eh ?

SERGIUS. You have deceived me. You are my rival. I brook no rivals. At six o'clock I shall be in the drilling- ground on the Klissoura road, alone, on horseback, with my sabre. Do you understand ?

BLUNTSCHLI [staring, but sitting quite at his ease] Oh, thank you : thats a cavalry man's proposal. I'm in the artillery ; and I have the choice of weapons. If I go, I shall take a machine gun. And there shall be no mistake about the cartridges this time.

(G.B. Shaw - Arms and the Man)

CIA tracked leakers with hilariously bad Web beacon trick

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Sounds like a combination of very expensive consultants + lowest bidder.

Need the toilet? Wanna watch a video ad about erectile dysfunction?

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Re: Judge of quality ?

A place I used to work at didn't have different toilets for management and non-management staff. And one kind of (crappy) tissue for all. But they did have the sort of holder-thingies where you have two bog rolls in them side by side. One night someone who had access to both the right keys and a label maker replaced one of the rolls in every holder with quality tissue. And stuck a neat label reading "Management only" next to them.

Caused quite an uproar the next day.

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Re: STERCULIUS

O Cloacina, Goddess of this place,

Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face.

Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow,

Not rashly swift nor insolently slow.

(A short poem typically attributed to Lord Byron; and I wouldn't put it past him.)

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China launches aircraft carrier the length of 13.6 brontosauruses

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Re: Badger size

Badger:

Length: 34.80 m (114 ft 2 in)

Wingspan: 33.00 m (108 ft 3 in)

Height: 10.36 m (34 ft 0 in)

Wing area: 165 m2 (1,780 sq ft)

Empty weight: 37,200 kg (82,012 lb)

Gross weight: 76,000 kg (167,551 lb)

Max takeoff weight: 79,000 kg (174,165 lb)

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Re: Slightly disapointing

I don't think so. China is long past simply copying stuff. They are also very patient and work their way towards long term objectives slowly, one step at a time. Then there is the circumstance that it's nice to have matching aircraft for your carrier. IIRC, China has also their own "copy" of the corresponding jets. None of these, ships or planes, are simple knock-off copies. The designs will have been evaluated, compared with other designs and somewhat altered, with future developments in the designs in mind.

As to catapults, well...

iPhone lawyers literally compare Apples with Pears in trademark war

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Re: Does anyone remember ...

Whenever I'm at IKEA I set a dozen or so egg timers in the kitchenstuff aisle.

Because someone has to do it.

Washing machine AI? You'll thank AWS, Microsoft, Google (eventually)

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NATO secures adoption of submerged drone data comms standard

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Well, since waterbondage is a thing, JANUS could be used to utter the safeword.

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Re: JANUS

Getting 28 nations to agree to a name / acronym couldn't have been that easy either.

Irish Stripe techie denied entry to US – for having wrong stamp in passport

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Re: Collateral Damage

What's the typical half-life for insanity?

Hyundai app security blunder allowed crooks to 'steal victims' cars'

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Re: Past and present

Must be this "progress"-thingy I keep hearing about so much.

Uber engineer's widow: Stress and racism killed my husband ... Uber: Let's make flying cars!

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Re: Flying nightmare

Flying car, working prototype in 2.5 years... sure, sure... just don't sell the bike shop yet, Wilbur.

I call BPoBS. Looks like they are getting nervous due to pressure by some of the investors.

Brit behind Titanium Stresser DDoS malware sent to chokey

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"I think paid employment is supposed to be a quid pro quo basis!"

Quite. As long as they will pretend to pay me, I will pretend to work.