* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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For now, GNU GPL is an enforceable contract, says US federal judge

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Re: Hippy ya yeah!

Groovy, Schweinebacke. Have a pint!

Comey was loathed by the left, reviled by the right – must have been doing something right

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Re: Comey's side of the story - I kinda hope that the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence will want to hear it. Let's say they subpoena him, and let him testify under oath in camera. That way Comey should be safe from official allegations* of disclosing stuff he isn't supposed to - what can he do, he's under oath... and what he tells the committee isn't supposed to be made public... nudge nudge, wink wink.

* Other than enraged 3am tweets by The Beloved Leader of The Free World, obviously.

Trump signs executive order on cybersecurity, White House now runs the show

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"So basically: expect no movement on cybersecurity over the next three to six months. The players will have their hands full preparing the hundreds of reports the executive order demands, and will be far too busy to cope with anything else."

That's more ore less what you'd like to achieve by deeply embedding one of your own in the control and command structure of your adversary.

All that free music on YouTube is good for you, Google tells music biz

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Re: Ah the old "but look at all the exposure you'll get!"

The Oatmeal - You're doing it for the exposure

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Space upstart plans public cloud in low Earth orbit

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Okay, after re-reading the article and reading the thread I think I understand the how.

What I still do not understand is the why.*

This reminds me of the Iridium satellite phone failure. $5 Bn spent to build and launch the infrastructure. Projections made in 1998 said: 500,000 subscribers by 1999, profit. Reality in 1999: 10,000 subscribers, Iridium files for bankruptcy. Which, looking back, feels a bit like the starting signal for The Big DotCom CalamityTM.

* Other than 'it's cool to build your own rockets and satellites' which, let's admit it, it is.

Try not to scream: Ads are coming to Amazon's Alexa – and VR goggles

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Re: Optional

I see your rationalization1) mechanisms are alive and well.

1) Rationalization is an attempt to logically justify immoral, deviant, or generally unacceptable behavior. In Freud’s classic psychoanalytic theory, rationalization is a defense mechanism, an unconscious attempt to avoid addressing the underlying reasons for a behavior.

Rationalizing an event may help individuals maintain self-respect or avoid guilt over something they have done wrong. In many cases, rationalization is not harmful, but continuous self-deception, when a person consistently makes excuses for destructive behavior, can become dangerous. (Source, more here.)

In my limited layman's experience, usually the key element that keeps people from getting out of abusive and/or co-dependant relationships. Generic quote: "It's just about tolerable right now because [reason]. But if [whatever] changes/happens, I'm outta here." Nope, you'll probably won't.

Police watchdog investigates illegal outsourced Indian hackers scandal

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'What the hell are you doing here?’ said Sergeant Gilks, wearily.

‘I am here,’ said Dirk, ‘in pursuit of justice.’

‘Well, I wouldn’t mix with me then,’ said Gilks, ‘and I certainly wouldn’t mix with the Met.'

Huge flying arse makes successful test flight

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This one is buzzing around our neigbourhood. Not at all unpleasant, in fact kind of soothing.

Not a proper airship, though.

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Re: 'world's largest flying craft' - I think not...

"Does a rocket designed to go up count as flying? Would flying not constitude horizontal as well as vertical flight?"

Oddly enough, in order to go to space (and stay there) you'll have to move sideways, fast.

However, I don't think the Up Goer Five qualifies in this context.

Uber is a taxi company, not internet, European Court of Justice advised

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Re: Try setting up a bank like Uber

"Uber gets away with its business models -- slightly different according to location -- because it rarely faces a big foe. Uber runs away when they see that courts are against them. Uber attacks when it sees opportunity."

Classic mob tactics. Llewelyn Morris "Curly" Humphreys would be proud.

Recommended reading: The Outfit: The Role of Chicago's Underworld in the Shaping of Modern America by Gus Russo.

Drugs, vodka, Volvo: The Scandinavian answer to Britain's future new border

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Re: Narkotikahunden

Katzenglücklichmacherhund.

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Re: Probably won't work

How about a tricked out Aston Martin with revolving numberplates?

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

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It just occured to me - cui bono and all that - this makes a good case for Mr Musk's Hyperloop.

(Not that the idea for a transatlantic tunnel is that new.)

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Re: So how does this work then?

That seems inconsistent. Ryanair allows passengers to bring along one of the most terrorizing devices known to man. Yes, that's right - accordions.

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Re: It is 'that wall' in disguise

"I... am... not... jealous..."

Me neither... honestly... no, really, I'm fine...

Anyway: safe trip, have fun!

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Re: "And think of what this will do for Citrix and Cisco. Local companies make good!"

If you really want to stop senior business executives travelling by plane you must ban bringing golf clubs on board.

Phil Collins and supergroup exposed as cloud investors

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Fancy a relaxed boozy holiday? Keep well away from Great Britain

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Re: SOFORT VERBIETEN!

Es ist verboten zu verbieten!

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Re: How about taxing other "sins"?

Are you suggesting taxing ... thingy?

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"If you want to use the Nanny State Index as a travel guide, there are separate league tables for food, alcohol, tobacco and vaping, so you can pick your holiday according to your preferences."

Looks like I should holiday at home this year.

Amazon announces new Echo just as Microsoft's first Cortana-powered clone breaks cover

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Re: Open the 'fridge door Hal ...

Also known as the 'Elvis remote'.

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I say we put one of them in each room at every funny farm and see what happens.

Rich professionals could be replaced by AI, shrieks Gartner

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Re: generations away

"There have been massive promises from AI since the early 80's."

1960ies. But, yeah.

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"We are assured that Gartner's balls are crystal, not hairy."

That must make a funny noise when they cross their legs or go jogging.

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Doesn't seem to have a spellchecker, though.

FBI boss James Comey was probing Trump's team for Russia links. You're fired, says Donald

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In this administration? Par for the course.

On a tangent: I do wonder when Nixon's nickname will be retrospectively changed to "Respectable Richard".

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Re: Carrot with envy for a strong man

"Carrot Top in a fat suit!"

Jake, has your Calvados project yielded any results yet? You gave me that mental image; now I feel like you should also give me something to kill the brain cells that store it.

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Re: Please stay more on topic / tech site

"Tech" does not happen in limbo.

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Re: Comey was caught lying under oath. So Trump fired him. -- opportunely.

"John, I'm starting to wonder if your real name isn't Ivan. You sure seem to be writing from inside Putin's pocket here."

Well, technically ...

It's been a few days, so what fresh trouble has Uber got into now?

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Mob tactics.

US Air Force networks F-15 and F-22 fighters – in flight!

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Re: "That's a huge pod. In a day when cellphones are a couple of ounces, why is that so big?"

"One thing I've never understood. [...] Why they don't have at least one hard point for mounting a pod above the wing for upward looking "stuff"?"

Dunno... because fighter jocks are used to looking down on anything else?

America's mystery X-37B space drone lands after two years in orbit

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Re: Astonishing what you can do when you take humans out of the loop.

Well, any fuel cells would be inside the fuselage...

Also, I don't see how humans are out of the loop as such, as they design, build and operate the thing.

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Re: Agreed [ 0.5*15*(18000^2) = 2.4e9 J]

"It's barely even worth speculating without at least an indication of where it's operating. If one knew that one could start narrowing it down."

Take your pick. It's orbiting and can manouver. A carefully designed initial orbit plus the right amount of fuel can conceivably bring it over any given location on Earth a couple of times in two years.

Sorry, Dave, I can't code that: AI's prejudice problem

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"More important still, is the ability to inquire should you fall through the algorithmic net."

Sure. Once you get past the algorithm that deceides whether you are eligible to inquire / appeal or not, you're good.

Italian F-35 facility rolls out its first STOVL stealth fighter

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Re: Remote Brick...?

You'll be lucky if it's just the US remotely bricking any F35s...

Ah, way to much effort... all an adversary has to do is to mess up the module in the integrated, interconnected, all-singing, all-dancing software that orders the right spare parts. Boom, done.

IBM: Remote working is great! ... For everyone except us

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IBM has totally lost the plot... not that this is really anything new, mind.

Facebook is abusive. It's time to divorce it

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Re: "wanted a way to keep our friends informed while we were on our vacation"

I still write postcards.

Okay, I always take along a sheaf of address labels* because having to write the address is the part that bothers me. And having legible adresses on them virtually guarantees that they reach their destination.

People usually like finding a nice postcard in their mail, everything else these days is stuff like bills or junk mail.

* Using a mailing list that started as a SuperBase database on a C64 way back when and went through several reincarnations since.

Amazing new boffinry breakthrough: Robots are eating our brains

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Re: Ned Ludd is dead

"And that's assuming the 1% don't simply respond with Terminators or automated massacre machines."

No need for those, and too complicated and too expensive anyway. It's much cheaper to hire a private army. And the 1% will always be able to hire some assholes to do the dirty work for them.

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Re: @ The Onymous Coward

I'm still pondering the concept of an in-office sabbatical... the biggest problem so far seems to be my own work ethic.

Fortran greybeards: Get your walking frames and shuffle over to NASA

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Re: @Ian Bush

The clue is in the name: Formula translator.

And yes, IMO still the go-to for anything involving matricies. (FEM, anyone?)

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Congratulations! You have understood how the "gig economy" works.

RF pulses from dust collisions could be killing satellites

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Israel-focused VCs sow cash around seed stage tech firms

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Skynet?

HackerOne says 'no' to FlexiSpy stalkerware bug bounty program

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Re: This is trickier than it looks.

I think I see the motive(s) behind your reasoning and can't fault you for them.

However, this is a bit like reasoning that the devices used in a torture chamber should be FDA compliant.

Qualcomm to demand US iPhone import ban

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Re: The Gods are at war again...

Relationship status: it's... complicated.

What augmented reality was created for: An ugly drink with a balloon

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Re: Oh God

Man Flu

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Re: Is that Leisure Suit Larry in the header pic?

Didn't recognise it at first because the picture is in colour... played Larry on a 80286 with a Hercules monochrome display way back when.