* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Russian raids sweep up 20 malware scum

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Re: Big mistake..

"The fatal mistake that they made was to attack Russian bank accounts, by the sound of it..."

Not as such... but they emptied at least one account they had better left alone.

PayPal peed off about Pandora's 'P' being mistaken for its 'PP'

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Now this would be a wothy cause for a petition or something like that.

Honestly, I would vote for any political platform proposing this. Including the ones I don't even want to think about.

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Re: H2G2 B-Ark

"I think someone misunderstood the story."

Yup. And I hate to have to tell you, but it's you.

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Maybe it's beacause I've got a bit of a migraine today, but I must confess I had a rare "kill them all and let God sort them out" moment just now.

'Tabby's Star' intrigues astro-boffins with brief 'dimming event'

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HACTAR?

Chinese e-tailer beats Amazon to the skies with one-ton delivery drones

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Re: Amazon goes to China!

In this context, could we please talk about a definition of "progress" first?

NASA duo plan Tuesday ISS spacewalk to replace the mux that sux

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Pint

Re: Unscheduled?

Pretty sure the majority of the commentariat knows this. But this is something you just have to see the funny side of. I think it's even stated in the rules somewhere. Why don't we all just have a pint and relax, and toast our colleagues in spaaace?

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Re: Opportunity for an On Call article?

Yes!

El Reg, please go for it! I'll promise not to nit pick on at least three articles. Okay, five.

Yahoo! retires! bleeding! ImageMagick! to! kill! 0-day! vulnerability!

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Re: What! The! Hell! Does! ImageMagick! Have! To! Do! With! Yahoo!?

I'd say you've won the bet.

Hi! I’m Foxy! It looks like you want to run Flash. Do you need help?

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Re: NoScript: already solved

It also becomes a quieter, less hectic, less intrusive place.

Horse named 'Cloud Computing' finds burst of speed to beat 'Classic Empire' in actual race

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Re: pet food

Nothing wrong with horsemeat; it's actually quite delicious. Of course it is a scandal if horse meat is sold as beef as you're being ripped off.

Traditionally, Rheinischer Sauerbraten is made from horse meat. Although it's been slowly fading out of fashion for quite a while now. I understand it's rather a problem on the supply side; not that many horses end up at the butcher's these days.

The area around Solingen is still pretty big on all kinds of horse-based foodstuff; maybe it has something to do with all the knives and cutlery they make. Here's a menu, click on "Unsere Pferdefleisch-Spezialitäten".

Why Uber threw top engineer Levandowski under self-driving bus

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"If I was him I'd sell those shares of Uber fast."

I'm pretty sure he can't... see explaination above.

But yes, Uber is mob tactics right, left and centre.

Blighty's buying another 17 F-35s, confirms the American government

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Re: I'm in the mood for being a downvote magnet

"The F35 is intended to be everything to everybody."

Yes it is. But when did that ever actually work? (Other than finding out by need or accident that 'hey, look, it was only designed to do this, but it can also do that'?)

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Re: F-35A - the Widowmaker

"Killed more German pilots than the USAF."

Given that the USAF was formed on 18 September 1947, there is no need to check the numbers.

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Re: How many changes

It's probably a proprietary metric. Licensing costs alone ...

Who loves tapas? Of course you do. What about storage tapas?

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What are... oh, you mean tapas!

What is dead may never die: a new version of OS/2 just arrived

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Re: Ah, the days

PCMCIA.

Which, as far as I am concerned, stands for People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

White House sicko sent down for 20 years after sexting underage girls

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Re: Entrapment?

"Delaware Child Predator Task Force"

Is it me, or shouldn't it be named something like Anti Child Predator [generic term LEOs think sounds cool]?

Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers

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Whenever possible, work as a team.

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Good idea. I always have planning regulations and building codes at hand. Riveting!

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

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Yes, I used to buy special polysomething liners for the inner sleeves. Some of my friends insisted (for some time, anyway) on playing their records "wet"; basically you'd mount another arm with a sponge that would flood the groove with water that had it's surface tension reduced by a "special additive", i.e. surfactant, i.e. liquid soap. One of my friends even had some sort of washing machine.

Anyway, I've got some records second hand, stuff that you can't get on CD or as a file, which are extremely dirty; I'm considering to give this a try: Clean old records with wood glue.

Oh, and before I forget: TDK SA-90. Still got boxes of those on the shelf, each with two record albums recorded on it.

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Steve Martin - Comedy is not pretty (1979) - Googlephonics

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Re: Has anybody mentioned Real Player yet?

No, real hipsters* use a Zune, because irony. You wouldn't understand.

* Real hipsters are actually genetic hybrids.

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Re: I like Vinyl

Me too. Especially when my girlfriend wears it.

Nukes tests caused space weather, say NASA boffins

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Very interesting to watch: Nukes In Space - The Rainbow Bombs.

Train station's giant screens showed web smut at peak hour

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Next stop: Blameville.

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Perhaps they wanted to avoid the passengers confusing a warning with an advertisement for some peddler of clothes or other.

Or something else alltogether.

Made for each other! IBM awarded $700m outsourcing gig to cut costs at transport giant

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Yes. And to whom will IBM outsource this to? Because they will. Not the parts that "touch" Bombardier directly, so to speak - but everything else.

Robot lands a 737 by hand, on a dare from DARPA

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Re: Wrong acronym

I never understood this obsession with acronyms anyway...

Signed, Supreme Head of Interoffice Talks

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Airline Pilot, Copilot, or Flight Engineer Salary

It's all relative. OTOH, I know what a good plumber can make.

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Re: Voice recognition

Roger!

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Re: Huh?

"It will still need to be customised for every type of plane [...]"

So? You need to "customise" pilots too. I.e. train and re-train them for every type they are going to fly in.

What could go wrong? Delta to use facial recog to automate bag drop-off

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Re: RFID

"There are some things that shouldn't even get past the anonymous suggestion box at corporate HQ."

Suggestion box? No way.

I smell consultards!

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"Passport pictures are what people really look like."

-- Liner notes on Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense album

US judges say you can Google Google, but you can't google Google

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"Google has won the rights to keep its name a proper trademark after a US court found its search engine is not quite ubiquitous enough to be considered a generic term."

So, the judges in the US Ninth District Court of Appeals are all using StartPage? Smart move, if true.

Volvo is letting Android 'take over underlying car software' – report

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"the stolid Swedish automaker" is owned by Zhejiang Geely Holding Group. They bought it from Ford in 2010; after Ford owned Volvo for some 11 years.

Beaten passenger, check. Dead giant rabbit, check. Now United loses cockpit door codes

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Re: I rather suspect

The cleaners have to have access to the cockpit.

You know, those highly trained, hand-picked specialists that got their security clearance after a robust and thorough vetting process who are paid so well that trying to bribe them is futile outsourced guys on zero hours contracts who'll switch jobs in a heartbeat at the mere chance of landing a gig that pays minimum wage, working shitty jobs for shitty companies whose rate of staff turnover are so large that they'll hire anyone who stands still for long enough to stuff them into a cheap polyester coverall.

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Re: Strengthened doors with electronic locks on airliners are stupid

"For practical purposes they are dead anyway."

That sounds a lot like "Let's shoot down the plane!"

Sophos waters down 'NHS is totally protected' by us boast

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Re: level of user sophistication

Quite.

Giant spawn hammer on Antarctica map. Thanks, Google Waze

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Until now, I wasn't aware of the term "spawn hammer". Thanks El Reg, this might be useful at some point.

Ransomware scum have already unleashed kill-switch-free WannaCry‬pt‪ variant

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Re: Oh what fun...

Kinda reminds me of this...

Never mind custody decisions, let's AI up our police cars

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"In the implementation described, this kit is working with officers, not supplanting them."

And just for how long would this last? All automation's primary goal is to reduce headcount.

NASA nixes Trump's moonshot plan

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Re: a more nuanced and accurate explanation of why you can't readily build a Saturn V

"Notably, the plans are only part of the build - the plans are predicated on a whole supply ecosystem that no longer exists, ways of making things (eg welded rocket motors) that have been utterly superceeded, and rely on the skills of craftspeople who are long retired."

Also, all those Nazis with slide rules are long dead.

(Mine's the one with Wernher von Braun's biography in the pocket.)

Microsoft to spooks: WannaCrypt was inevitable, quit hoarding

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I'm far from sure, but doesn't this call for something akin to the Hague Convention?

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

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"In the laboratory environment, someone whose habit was to pull on the roll four times would be correctly identified 92.5 percent of the time."

But surely, the amount of paper used is a variable? (Maybe not for #1s, but certainly for #2s.)

Also, there would be a lot of other parameters to be taken into consideration. This week's menu in the cafeteria. Make of the toilet paper, especially when procurement keeps changing it. Office parties. Hayfever season(s). Holidays associated with typical foods. And so on. We're deep inside non-linear territory here.

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Re: If the article hadn't mentioned the nationality of the researchers ...

50/50 chance Japanese/German, I'd say.

Facebook in the dock: Web giant faces trial for allegedly ripping off data center blueprints

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Xerox PARC. Apple, Microsoft...

Amazon's Alexa is worst receptionist ever: Crazy exes, stalkers' calls put through automatically

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"Oras said she tried to find a way to remove or delete contacts from the app, only to realize there was no such option."

Time for a classic standby - "the re-program with a very large axe" move. It's super effective!

Warm, wet, mysterious... sound familiar? Ah, yes, you've heard of this second Neptune, too

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Or whether a planet has a magnetic field or not.

For now, GNU GPL is an enforceable contract, says US federal judge

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"That never was even remotely what it meant."

Exactly. Those were the blockfreie Länder. Look it up.