* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Fully working U-Boat Enigma machine sells for $365,000

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It can't have been that difficult. I'd have relabelled everything for convenience though. But a diesel engine is a diesel engine, a valve is a valve and so on. You get training to work on a specific type of boat/plane/tank whatever, you get re-trained to work on another model the basics don't change.

Beside, every single one of us uses technical equipment every day that has been designed by people from another country - I'm writing this on a laptop designed in Japan, built in China, running an OS fom the USA with the GUI set to a non-english language running a webbrowser from scandinavia right now and I'm doing just fine. Oh, and the electricity it runs on is probably imported from France.

TalkTalk CEO admits security fail, says hacker emailed ransom demand

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Re: Radio 4

Same methodology as this then

http://dilbert.com/strip/1996-09-18

Apollo 15 commander's watch clocks up $1.6m at auction

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Shepard's golf ball

I'll help you looking for it if you arrange transport.

Steve Jobs, The (real) Movie

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Nice

I'd watch that.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey hands out shares to remaining staffers

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"worth" of stock

I'd like to have my share paid out in cash, please... in mercury dimes, if possible...

Crash this beauty? James Bond's concept DB10 Aston debuts in Spectre

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I like the Aston Martins, but I do wonder if Lotus ever gets the chance to supply another Bond car. For Your Eyes Only - best anti theft device ever.

Bacon as deadly as cigarettes and asbestos

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Conclusion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXU8w336oGs

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Statistics

There is also,statistically, a connection between the size of the population of storks in the south of France and the human birth rate there.

Which is obviously irrelevant because in France babies are not delivered by the stork but grow in cabbages.

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Soya

Soya acts pretty much like oestrogen, so my wife has to avoid it as a way to prevent her from having breast cancer, again. Go figure. (On a long enough time line, survival rates always drop down to zero.)

My take on food? Find out what you like and can process without undesired side effects, and go for it. Just don't overdo it - 'too much' is the very definition of what's bad for you.

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Re: We can not lose....

Don't know about vegetariansm, but in my experience vegetarians are relatively easy to fight...

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Re: Sea change in "allowed" foods

Daily Fail or not, pork has been on the 'not recommended' list for quite a while:

And the pig, because it has a split hoof, but does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You shall neither eat of their flesh nor touch their carcass.

— Deuteronomy 14:8

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Try the CIA (No, not that one. The other one.)

http://www.ciachef.edu/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culinary_Institute_of_America

Google stock buy-back: You'll groan when you realize where that $5,099,019,513.59 figure came from

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Reverend Ike

Sorry, typo. I never can get his name right without looking him up: Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverend_Ike

BTW, I found the quote in 'Rolls Royce - The Complete Works' by Fox, Mike and Smith, Steve

(Faber, 1984). Good read. Hundreds of little anecdotes about Rolls-Royce Motorcars, their inventors and their Owners. Also a chapter on popular myths. Usually, the real stories are way cooler than the myths.

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Re: God's net worth

I see them (any of them) as the ground support crew. You know, PR, marketing, end user support, and so on.

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"Money is God in action" - Reverend 'Ike' Eirenkoetter

CISA latest: Law urging tech giants to share your info with the Feds shows no sign of stopping

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Because they can, that's why

"Why do EU citizens think that mass-surveillance is already applied by the US-gov on data stored in the EU?"

I do not want to appear rude, but have you been hibernating for the past two years? (On second thought, make that 20 years. I've just remembered the Echelon system.)

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Re: Roe v. Wade / Empires collapse

Interesting link, thanks for sharing. Pretty good summary of the mechanisms and internal dynamics that spell (potential) doom for any large organisation. Couldn't however figure out what the bit at the very end about Obamacare was supposed to add to it. (But being an European wuss I'm quite comfortable being part of a healthcare system that may be far from perfect, but will provide what I need without bankrupting me. Not an evil thing at all!) The resulting flamewar in the comments was mildly amusing though.

Volkswagen enlarges emissions scandal probe: 'Millions' more cars may have cheated

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Re: Time to get rich

Upvoted for 'Worstall Mode'. Mind if I'd borrow that from time to time?

Sales down, profit up, 1,000 bods chopped: Your one-minute guide to Planet Microsoft

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Well, he got one thing right - a lot of people are EXCITED (if not exited) over Windows 10.

BYOD battery bloodbath? Facebook 'fesses up to crook code

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Disclaimer - I'm down with a nasty cold and NOT my usual cheery self, so here goes:

On the list of First World Problems™ that one makes the top five hands down.

Hackers pop grease monkeys' laptops to disable Audi airbags

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So, not really news per se, but yet another item to add to the ever growing list of things to fix...

I would like to use this to point towards one of my pet peeves (or theories): Total Cost of Ownership. Your new shiney-shiney will cost you more than just the price at purchase. There are always running and servicing/maintainance costs. With a car that may well include (proportionally) keeping your mechanic's IT gear up to date.

Shopping mall CCTV gear commandeered to blast websites offline

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Proliferation

This sort of thing will increase as the Internet of Unsecure Things™ grows. Fridges and toasters ganging up to take websites down. Frankly, after Talkie the Toaster this doesn't surprise me very mich, but it does annoy me.

TalkTalk: Hackers may have nicked personal, banking info on 4 million Brits

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Re: What about ex-customers?

My guess would be

a) yes

b) no

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"The ISP admitted that “unfortunately” there is a “chance” that some customer data including subscribers' names, home addresses, dates of birth, phone numbers, email addresses, bank account info and credit card numbers have been accessed by hackers."

Why, in my mind, does this translate into 'all of our customer's data has been compromised'?

Google's YouTube Red deal: Sign, or we'll make you disappear

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Re: Are they cleaning house

But who would / could buy it?

Post-pub schnellnosh neckfiller: Currywurst

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The Currywurst may (or may not) have been invented in Berlin, but IMO the best ones are found in the Ruhrgebiet at any given Pommesbude, especially when it's near a football stadium. But you absolutely must have some mayonnaise on your chips, so its "Currywurst mit Pommes rot-weiß". Trust me on this.

For some advanced reading on the subject matter I can highly recommend Frank Goosen - a true expert who also has a way with words that leaves no question unanswered

http://www.deutschlandradiokultur.de/von-pommes-frauen-und-fussball-fans.950.de.html?dram:article_id=138372

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Re: When's the book/TV programme coming out?

Yes! Count me in!

Pebble smartwatch finds its voice

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Pint

ici.chacal & Dan 55 beat me to it...

... have a pint & an upvote. So, fancy pencelling in a date for the Knight Rider LARP?

Experts ponder improbable size of Cleopatra's asp

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Re: I misread the title ...

As my old friend S.B. used to say: A dirty mind is like a never ending feast.

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Re: It's all lies, I tell you.

History is written by the winners.

German football hero battles Nazi doppelgänger

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Re: The real embarrassment here...

Nah, that would be 'Schweinestall'.

'steigen' is a verb that roughly translates into 'to mount' - make of that what you will ;-)

(No really, go right ahead. He always played for the wrong teams from where I stand...)

A 'Steiger' however is a foreman in a coal mine, and you don't want to mess with them.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steiger_%28Bergbau%29

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steigerlied

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Re: Am I the only one...

"Passport pictures are what people relly look like."

- David Byrne (IIRC it's on the Stop Making Sense sleeve notes)

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Re: A strange one

Lots of Nazis in the Wehrmacht.

Source: my two granddads.

Support scammers target Mac fanbois

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Re: Linux ....

Because this is the year of the linux desktop, apparently.

Next year it will be the year of the smartwatch,

followed by the year of

- the home laminating machine

- the mainframe

- the android

- the iThing

- the DOS and it's spawn

- the Big Blue Thing

- the Babel Fish

- the machine code

- the AI breakthrough

- the shared printer

And then it all starts over again.

Anons blow Japanese airports off-course in dolphin cull protest

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Just a DoS then

Reading the headline I first thought it had something to do with spoofing GPS signals or transponders - as it said airports were targeted, not websites of airports. Well, this being El Reg I should have known better. (Come for the headlines, stay for the BOFH and Dabbsy.)

'Death star' reaches out invisible hand, rips planet apart

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Re: It's a Holocaust!

Not everything is in a/the cloud these days... hey, I think I just found the 'IT angle'...

Bosch, you suck! Dyson says VW pal cheated in vacuum cleaner tests

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Optional title is optional

http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=29019

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Re: "Brit vacuum-cleaner maker Dyson"

May I borrow the "blamethrower"?

Terror, terror everywhere: Call the filter police, there's a madman (or two) in town

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Re: Start with the small things

Brilliant! I'll get Zac and Cyprian right on it and have some prelim concepts couriered over by friday!

Don't Panic: Even if asteroid showers cause mass extinctions ...

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Re: Columbus

Columbus had to fight for years to get the funding - sounds eerily familiar, doesn't it.

When he finally got it, his budget was considerably lower than the cost of the average party thrown by the then queen of Spain.

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Well, from where I sit (comfy chair) this looks a lot more like correlation than causality. Interesting read nevertheless.

Future civilisations won't know how the universe formed

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Since the universe is a quantum computer anyway...

... just leave some flags or something

http://arxiv.org/pdf/1312.4455.pdf

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Re: Simulation

I'll see your Galouye and raise you one Faßbender :

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070904/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

(however, according to this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lFKaxCIy_E the simulation runs on XP, which would explain a lot)

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@Bleu

Anyone who watched Red Dwarf knows that JFK shot himself.

Paris bins banlieue bit barn because cloud is too loud

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Re: Don't mess with French mayors on planning issues

Or the german Bauaufsicht:

http://www.erkapfahl.de/de/die-firma/presseberichte/113-ein-haus-auf-wanderschaft-verschiebung-eines-wohnhauses-in-bad-oeynhausen

TL;DR: Man gets building permit for house. Man builds house, but for own convenience not exactly in the allocated spot. House now sited in nature reserve. Probably 'oh, once it's there I'll play dumb and they let let me keep it that way'-gambit. Plan fails. Man gets to choose: tear down brand new house abd rebuild in approved location or - move the entire building. Which he does (see pics in link).

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Re: Good for the French

"Who were their contractors?"

Draco Construction:

http://jamesbond.wikia.com/wiki/Marc-Ange_Draco_%28Gabriele_Ferzetti%29

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Shouldn't this somewhat read around the lines 'Bit Barn FAILS to meet specs laid down in building permit, puts 130M+ investment at risk over saving maybe 0.25% in cost for construction' ?

Disclaimer: my background is in civil engineering. Seen stuff like this in projects I've been involved in more than once. The building permit doesn't let you build 'a building' - it let's you build 'exactly THE building as specced in the permit'.

The "Hey, let's submit plans that are up to codes and regulations, get the permit, then build something different" approach. Not recommended.

US nuke boffinry to be powered by Facebook-inspired Linux servers

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Oh dear, I've just remembered:

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2015-10-18_3983753680792964/movies/dr_strangelove/computer.wav

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2015-10-18_3983753680792964/movies/dr_strangelove/computer_complex.wav

But seriously: wouldn't it be nice if all the computer power currently devoted to liking, friending, sharing pictures of cute kittens and meals and so on was to be used on something worthwhile like research?

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Where is that 'like' button

So, I can 'friend' a thermonuclear warhead on FB now or did I get something wrong?

FBI, US g-men tried to snatch DNA results from blood-testing biz. What a time to be alive

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Re: In their transparency record...

Life imitating art, I'd say.