* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Ransomware victims: Just pay up, grin, and bear it – says the FBI

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Re: I for one...

I think you'll find that they did write the script.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Kidnapping_Act

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cirg/tactical-operations

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Re: Vetinari

Nah, Vetinari would add them as one more item to his bags of tricks and use them as he would see fit.

Dad who shot 'snooping vid drone' out of the sky is cleared of charges

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Re: Drone Target Practice For The Gun Class

A warning shot with an emergency flare might have done it.

Deutsche Bank's creaking IT systems nervously eyeing bins

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Vaguely related

My math teacher at uni who also taught us FORTRAN77 (I just missed having to use punch cards by 6 months) liked to tell the story of that one guy in a Deutsche Bank data centre who dropped a stack of jobs on punch cards down a flight of stairs on his way to the stack feeder/reader, swept them all up again as they were and dumed them in the feeder. Allegedly bricked the mainframe for a week.

Balloon-lofted space podule hits 30,000m

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Make the ride even more thrilling

and use hydrogen...

UK.gov launches roadmap for Quantum of Something or other

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Basic research

That's always the "problem" with basic research. You'll never know if or when any practical (or commercially interesting) applications emerge. Sometimes it's years, sometimes it's centuries, usually there is no way of telling.

Re the usual 'tax payer's money' blurb - compared with the amounts of money poured into schemes like bank bailouts, mass surveillance, feel free to add to this list - a couple of millions is not even bits of peelings from small potatoes.

Being a taxpayer myself I see money spend on basic research as something like croundfunding a kickstarter project.

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Re: Quantum engineers?

No, it means it's based on proabilities where and when they turn up. I thought we already had those?

US Army bug hunters in 'state of fear' that sees flaws go unreported

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Re: Ain't it great?

DARPA gave us DARPANET.

CERN gave us Internet.

DARPANET was developed so that even in the event of all-out global thermonuclear war we could still access porn. The Internet was developed so that we, um - can I get back to you?

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Afterthought

Large organisations have something else in common with the military: it may be the officers who command things, but it is the NCOs that run things. And it is the grunts that get it in the neck when it is charlie foxtrot time.

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Re: FULFILL MISSION OBJECTIVES!

"lack of neocortical reasoning power" have an upvote for this little gem...

Also, a very accurate description of the mindset. Problem is, a lot of other guys you could end up working for have pretty much the same mindset, i.e. corporation types. It starts with calling them(selves) officers.

Qualcomm proposes brain implants for IP cameras

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If this isn't implemented properly (default passwords, anyone) it just provides a new vuln to go for.

On the plus side it's worth the effort stealing CCTV cameras again. And it gives any vandals more expensive kit to smash!

Intel sprinkles Saffron on its chips, to satisfy its Big Data appetite

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Buzzword alert!

Grey and squishy indeed...

Preparing for IoT? Ask some old questions and plenty of new ones

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Have an upvote! I've never looked at it that way, but you are spot on: Colossus wasn't just a souped up adding machine, it was IoT with nukes. (Hey, I like the ring of that. IoT with nukes!).

Apart from that, one point in Geschickter's presentation has been on my mind as well lately:

"He recommended basing that effort on a network operations centre, only one tuned to handle high volumes of data coming over diverse connections.

If every fridge and toaster and god knows what else connects to "the net" it will generate a huge amount of traffic. Throw in the traffic that is generated by running and storing everything in "the cloud" - how long until the infrastructure can't keep up? Will the next big economic crisis triggered by congested pipes? Where is the tipping point? Who will pay for upgrading the existing physical connections?

Broadcom lowers cone of silence over results

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Mis-read that as cone of shame first - but maybe that's not so far off the mark afer all.

If Amazon can have delivery drones, we want them too, says Walmart

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Re: monitoring loading bays?

You beat me to it... if you need drones to to that, your depots aren't run properly. In one of my former lives (15-20years back) I was involved in designing and building half a dozend new depots for Lidl and upgrading half a dozend older ones. They didn't even need GPS or CCTV for that, I'm pretty sure anyone suggesting something like drones would have been shown the door.

This looks more like seeking attention or a desperate groping for new ideas, possibly a bit of both.

Microsoft's Big Data-driven improvement efforts flounder

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Re: Nothing really surprising in those results

Learned this some 30 years in a statistics class I had to take (which, in retrospect, I'm really grateful for). Unless you do not know exactly how the raw data was gathered and how it was filtered and processed it is meaningless. However, that is no obstacle at all for gently guiding it in the right direction, i.e. have the data show whatever it is that you wanted it to show in the first place. A lot of this actually happens unintentional, because (for example) having a degree, even a scientific one, doesn't mean per se that you know and unterstand statistics. (I'm looking at you, medical doctors. Also: economics is not a science, sorry Tim, it rather bears all the hallmarks of religion.)

Data trawling faces the same problems. Given that it is usually done with a business plan in mind, results are bound to be biased at least a bit - if only to justify the cost of the data trawling.

The iPhone 6 doused in bromine - an incendiary mix or not?

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But Tim says it's okay, because reasons and economics and stuff!

US broadband giants face 'deceptive speed' probe in New York

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I thought the line was

PayPal is a bitch, no, wait - what?

Further confusion at TalkTalk claims it was hit by 'sequential attack'

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Re: Maybe they were going for Sequel

In principle I agree with you - but without acronyms you cant pull off stuff like 'TWAIN'.

(BTW, AFAIK PCMCIA stands for People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.)

Bacon can kill: Official

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Choose wisely

Ah, well... everything that's fun is either

- illegal

- immoral

- makes you fat

- causes cancer in lab animals

Joe Jackson - Cancer

TalkTalk attack: Small biz customers may also have been targeted

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Penny wise, pound foolish - the gift that keeps on giving!

Google can't hide behind Alphabet, EU competition commish warns

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Re: How can you fight a monopoly which offers products for free

Nothing Google offers is "for free".

Economics 101, Lession 1: Ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

RBS promises 'safe, secure, confidential' info-sharing on Facebook at Work

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Re: Bonkers! / Le Livre des Visages

"So, how long before:

[...]

* The NSA gets hold of this information [...]"

Oh, roughly about early last month, I'd say.

TalkTalk plays 'no legal obligation' card on encryption – fails to think of the children (read: its customers)

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Re: What qualifies Dido Harding to run a major broadband provider?

"...Comparative Erotics"

Where and how can I enroll ???

Google cloud brownout fix forgets some servers

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Re: The Cloud

That sounds more like 'The Fog' to me...

Mostly Harmless: Google Project Zero man's verdict on Windows 10

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Re: re. "ultimate bug bear"

"What do you call a 6'6" kangaroo with sunglasses and a machine gun?"

"I don't know, what do you call a 6'6" kangaroo with sunglasses and a machine gun?"

"Sir."

Russian subs prowling near submarine cables: report

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Re: war games

"[...] is low hanging fruit for any ambitious leader able to raise an army of around 1.000.000 and 1000 working planes."

Yes. And if Putin is willing to spend the extra cash for Amazon Prime he can have them delivered overnight!

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Blind Man's Bluff

A very good account of that (and much, much more) is in this book:

https://www.nytimes.com/books/98/12/20/reviews/981220.20naftalt.html

Intel and Oracle push into big data, label IBM and SAP cloud clowns

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Everybody loves Larry

Blah blah CLOUD blah CLOUD blah CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD ...

2 points, though:

1. SAP could well profit from the 'safe harbour' Charlie Foxtrot

2. never ever underestimate IBM, they could teach the BOSH some new tricks, and then some

http://musicmp3.ru/artist_the-lightning-seeds__album_cloudcuckooland.html

You own the software, Feds tell Apple: you can unlock it

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This could have far reaching consequences indeed

He who lives by the EULA shall die by the EULA... but seriously: this is both important and worrying. Given the coming of The Internet of Things - in a couple of years will the feds force my toaster to rat me out?

Court to Wikimedia: Your NSA spying evidence is inadmissable, so you can't prove NSA spying

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Alternative approach

If only there was a way to get the NRA to protest against the snooping done by the NSA...

Ruin your co-developers' life with Mimic, the Unicode substitution tool

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Evil. Possible knighthood on behalf of the BOFH in the near future?

Mystery object re-entering atmosphere may be Apollo booster

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Re: WTF1109

Um... maybe because the shuttle was A LOT closer (low earth orbit) and is much larger? This thingy is quite small and still pretty far out.

That aside:

- man made

- hollow

- size about 1 m

... anyone else thinking "It's a smeggin' garbage pod!" ?

Joining the illuminati? Just how bright can a smart bulb really be?

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Not that I could afford one...

but with a Rolex you'll have a precise watch that will work for decades and still be worth quite a bit (if not even more) - try this with anything vaguely IT-related...

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I agree with all of the posts so far (which is a first)

This is a toy. My younger me would have leapt at it, of course, but that's neither here not there. In the time I take out my phone, unlock it, start the app and wait for the BT to connect to the bulb I can switch on any light in my flat and put the kettle on. Would like it if the next door neighbours buy this though as it would make for an interessting way to field test the range of BT devices.

TalkTalk attack: 'No legal obligation to encrypt customer bank details', says chief

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Well, the BOFH needs a new Boss every now and then...

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Re: beyond belief

I have a hunch just how the discussion in the boardroom went at the time... "But, but - if we, like, encrypt all the data on our computer - how will we be able to, like, read it ourselves?"

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Optimism, possibly somewhat misplaced

"[...], and customers, both past, present, and future [...]"

FUTURE customers?

El Reg revisits Battle of Agincourt on 600th anniversary

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Henry V's pep talk at Agincourt

I prefer the Robbie Coltrane / Stephen Fry version myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAckULSdXI

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144959/

If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

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Nice Video, Shame About the Song

Nice performance, but Dabbsy on the Computer Channel in 1997 is even better!!!

And the cat video! This could be a regular thing!

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Movie OS

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010111

Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System

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The Reg online standards converter

"We found that comet Lovejoy was releasing as much alcohol as in at least 500 bottles of wine every second during its peak activity," said Nicolas Biver of the Paris Observatory, France, lead author of a paper on the discovery published October 23 in Science Advances.

Time to upgrade The Reg online standards converter!

I've just checked - there is no conversion for 'Alcohol Content'. I suggest a Comet-to-Beer-to-Wine-to-Booze ratio.

So what's the internet community doing about the NSA cracking VPN, HTTPS encryption?

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Pint

Re: The NSA just recommended dropping ECC

No, it was Sir Francis Walsingham...

ELINT goes back to the days of the first telegraph. SIGINT (in a broader sense) goes back so far that you can't really date it. Spying realy is 'The second-oldest profession'.

This is about computer networks, and Bletchley Park didn't spy on them because there weren't any yet. The NSA, however...

... anyway: pedant mode OFF, have a nice weekend, a pint an an upvote. Bletchley Park references always get one (I think it's in the forum rules somewhere).

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Pint

Re: Questions

@Wade Burchette, Old Man - Grey Fleece, John H Woods

Thanks for posting a question that has been on my mind too and the answers & clarification.

10^308 is a pretty big finite... have a pint & an upvote.

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Re: The NSA just recommended dropping ECC

"The NSA is little more than a black-hat these days."

Close. The NSA is the original black hat.

New Horizons: Pluto? Been there, done that – now for something 6.4 billion km away

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Spacecraft? Spacecraft.

When I read the probe being referred to as a spacecraft my initial reaction was a kind of 'yeah, right'-smirk. Then I remembered that scene from 'Flight of the Phoenix' where Hardy Krüger explains to James Stewart that the size of the machine doesn't matter - what matters is that the engineering is done properly. Yes, it is a proper spacecraft, and it is going where no spacecraft has gone before, and it is amazing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059183/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4

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Re: Is 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' ominuous enough?

Yes, it is. Provided of course using this version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsFFvthfEZg

American robocallers to be shamed in public lists

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Wait and see

I vaguely remember reading something on El Reg about robocalls and legislation a couple of weeks (?) ago. There was a bit in it about senators/representatives using robocalls themselves in their re-election campaigns. Will they be on the shaming lists al well?

Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?

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Book tip: The Meaning of Liff, by John Lloyd & Douglas Adams

Fully working U-Boat Enigma machine sells for $365,000

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Thanks for the link! The simulator looks intriguing.