* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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China can't find anyone smart enough to run its whizzbang $180m 1,640ft radio telescope

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Reasons. Not good ones.

HMS Queen Liz will arrive in Portsmouth soon, says MoD

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"Though El Reg doesn't have a subscription to any tide table websites, [...] "

You'd think that El Reg, of all places, had access to a Babbage engine to work out the tide tables themselves.

Our day with Larry Page: Embedded with one of the world's richest men

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Worth a try.

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After reading the transcript - Okay, I stopped at page 70. If you have tried reading it, you'll understand. - my career advice is:

1. Get hired by Google.

2. Do ... something.

3. Ask Larry for a bonus.

4. Profit!

DJI drones: 'Cyber vulnerabilities' prompt blanket US Army ban

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Re: We’ll be reaching out to the US Army

HR consultancy reject

Ouch. That's third-degree-burn grade material. May I use that from time to time where appropiate?

Brit uni builds its own supercomputer from secondhand parts

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Re: Bah!

... and different bits of old string and empty Marmite jars ...

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Re: Eeeew

Well, it is highly addictive. (As advertised.)

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Re: is 256 pi's enough?

Interesting project. The've missed a trick, though. If they had made the array conical, it could double as a christmas tree.

(Unrelated aside from confused non-native speaker: shouldn't it be are 256 pis ?)

Particle boffins show off 'cheap', cute little CosI, world's smallest neutrino detector

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Re: How many particles are there?

That's a question that pops up in my mind from time to time. And every time it does, I do a little "research", i.e. I feed some words into an internet search engine and go wherever the links take me. Nothing conclusive yet, all I've come up with so far is a very rough guestimate: a lot.

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Re: "You can't observe them directly"

Kinky Physics

Good album name.

Si vous comprenez ces mots, vous êtes français ou l'intelligence artificielle de Facebook

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Re: Send three and fourpence

"All I can say is that watching the output of (allegedly) human translators working on TV show subtitles, ..."

That's usually due to the "you get what you pay for" effect.

Are you a clean freak? Are you a keen geek? Do you think space is neat?

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Re: Good luck with that.

Well, you've got a point.

Why do you cry when chopping onions? No, it's not crippling anxiety, it's this weird chemical

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Knives and swords and cutlery and stuff: Klingenmuseum Solingen (en). Worth a visit if you're in the area.

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Re: Sharp cutlery knives

Are you sure you're really using the sharp edge of the knife?

How can you kill that which will not die? Windows XP is back (sorta... OK, not really)

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Well, you know what they say.

Only the good die young.

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I have some legacy engineering software that I use maybe once or twice a year that runs in a DOS box under Win98 on a 20 year old Tosiba Satellite laptop that still has a centronics port for the dongle.

It just works and just isn't worth the effort to change anything. The software will probably reach EOL next year due to upcoming changes in codes/regulations; I'll buy a current software package and put that on my regular desktop box. At that point I will have gotten 20 years of use out of the old setup - not a bad milage, I'd say.

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Re: How can a free operating system...

"You are technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct."

Sun of a b... Rising solar temp wrecks chances of finding ET in our system

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Re: NO gas molecule can capture, store, redirect or amplify radiant energy photons....

"Magic Gas".... at FauxScienceSlayer.com"

Also known as brainfarts.

Autonomous driving in a city? We're '95% of the way there'

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"It’s an era described as the "Kitty Hawk" moment for robot cars – a reference to the moment in 1903 when the Wright Brothers made their first powered flight in North Carolina. What followed was a blossoming of ideas in aircraft design, technology and new companies."

What followed at first was a decade of - well, not that much, really. Planes were a novelty with little practical use. A carnival attraction. Only visionaries and crazy peole believed in a future for planes, and it's not easy to tell both groups apart. This changed drastically with WW1, when the military saw applications. As this proved to be true, planes got funding and kept getting funding. Those pesky between-wars periods prompted manufacturers to look into civil/commercial applications.

But between "the first powered flight" and "planes as a form of relieable mass transport" lie untold billions of R&D money and roughly six decades.

So yes, I do think the "nearly finished" claims regarding autonomous cars may be a bit on the optimustic side of things.

Scary news: Asteroid may pass Earth by just 6,880km in October

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Re: Context

Anyone up for starting a pool on whether 2012 TC4 will knock out one or more geosynchronous satellites?

Petition calls for Adobe Flash to survive as open source zombie

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Re: It's Legacy Tech

"Yes, nothing, except possibly the enormous effort required."

Well, either you want something, or you don't.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg: Crypto ban won't help trap terrorists

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Re: Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Yes, it's the apocalypse all right.

Mine's the one with the lead lining and the gas mask in the pocket.

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4. there are handy tools for removing a letter from its envelope and putting it back without opening the envelope. Early models hail from the WW1 era, perfected during the WW2 era, refined into an art during the cold war. Several spy museums have that kind of stuff on display, just poke around the net a bit.

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All letters are processed by sorting machines that scan the address in order to do the sorting. If you also scan the letters for the sender's return address, you have pretty good metadata on who is in contact with whom. Even if there is no sender's return address, this would raise a flag - X gets lots of anonymous letters from region Y.

As this is relatively easy to implement, I wouldn't be surprised if it is already done here or there.

Linus Torvalds pens vintage 'f*cking' rant at kernel dev's 'utter BS'

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"Linux overlord Linus Torvalds has fired off an expletive-laden rant of the sort that only he seems to find acceptable."

Simon - just speak for yourself, mmmhkay?

Another US government committee takes aim at Kaspersky Lab

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I'm starting to have flashbacks from the 1980ies.

But as long as I don't have to go through the later stages of puberty again, I think I can handle it.

Everything you never knew about mail: The Postal Museum opens

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I do hope that there will be an appropiate opening ceremony.

Pre-order your early-bird pre-sale product today! (Oh did we mention the shipping date has slipped AGAIN?)

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Re: Relevant Thunderf00t videos

Yes.

Please do not ask me to go into details here.

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Re: Relevant Thunderf00t videos

1. That's what beer mats or napkins are for. They don't even have to be lemon-soaked.

2. Every engineer of any possible denomination I have ever known has always had something to write with on them.

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Re: Babelfish

I too think it does.

But I also think that's partly due to what our generation thinks what "real" computer graphics should look like.

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Re: Excellent HHGTG reference

I see your Betamax and raise you one set of bootleg tapes on Video 2000.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Re: Breakfasts around the nation

"Personally, I'm a member of the Northumbrian Popular Front."

Splitter!!!

But yes, Freedom!

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Re: The best is

"The best is whatever you yourself like and suits your nutritional needs."

Ah, well, there's the rub...

Everything that's really fun is either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Clear August 21 in your diary: It's a total solar eclipse for the smart

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"The event, dubbed the Great American Eclipse [...]"

I was under the impression that this has happened already? On 2017-01-20?

Dark web doesn't exist, says Tor's Dingledine. And folks use network for privacy, not crime

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A working quantum AI computer called Hollybuddy, that runs on zero-point energy, and of course the Utah data centre is linked to Fort Meade via entangled particles. Or so my sources tell me.

Ransomware scum straighten ties, invest in good customer service

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Re: When are they going to get caught ?

Capitalism can be downright weird at times.

Virgin Media mulls ditching 1 in 3 UK facilities, starts £20m spend audit

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Re: Virgin on demand

The medical term is Hymenorrhaphy.

Should you stay awake at night worrying about hackers on the grid?

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Flaws in web-connected, radiation-monitoring kit? What could go wrong?

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Re: Joking aside are these the most potentially seriousl vulnerabilies seen outside of Stuxnet?

Well, potentially, yes.

Okay, this is B-movie plot logic, but technically, this could be exploited by bad actors to bring in a nuclear device through a seaport in a shipping container. Perhaps a country ruled by an insane dictator that has nukes, but hasn't reliable ICBMs?

UK waves £45m cheque, charges scientists with battery tech boffinry

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Re: Facts?

Facts, facts, facts...

The UK has been a world leader in all the fields since time immemorial per definitionem!

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Re: So where would that leave developing a sugar solution fuel cell?

The other issue with nuclear, oh what the hell, I'm old enough to call it atomic energy, is: it is still basically the same as mining fossil fuels, of which there is a finite amount, and burning them. So at best, a mid term solution. Short term if you use a larger timescale.

Our energy-based technical civilisation started around the 1850ies; that's some 5 generations ago. And it has managed to use up a substantial amount of all the fuel there is already.

Civilisation as we know it goes back some 6,000 years, or 200 generations. The date for "close enough to us to be called man" beings is usually given as roundabout 200,000 years ago; roughly 6,700 generations.

Atomic energy might get us another 5 generations of technical civilisation, and then what?

On the other hand, we have (indirect) access to a fusion reactor that has been running for some 5bn years already, and is good to run for another 5bn years. For all practical purposes, that's as close to "forever" as it gets. Long term, and I mean long term, tapping in that energy source is the only option. And now is the time to start.

Boffins throw Amazon Alexa on the rack to extract hidden clues

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Re: Sales of these are going to crash at some point

No they will not.

At least not for the reasons you suggest. Why? Because convenience trumps security every flipping time.

Chess champ Kasparov, for one, welcomes our new robot overlords

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Still no AI, just souped up adding machines...

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Re: 電動の羊は…

I'm sorry, but that's all Greek to me.

BBC’s Micro:bit turns out to be an excellent drone hijacking tool

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Re: RE: only 16MHz?

Ironically, only the British do ghettoblasters properly.

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

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Re: Benedict?

"Thanks to that link, I've now found the BOFH archive. How am I supposed to get anything done until I've read ALL of them now...?"

Been, there... I guess most of us have. Except jake, of course.

But definitely time well spent, and yes, you do learn a lot that's very helpful.

The opsec blunders that landed a Russian politician's fraudster son in the clink for 27 years

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True, but you can rev it when you're hanging out at a Starbuck's.

Wisconsin badgers Apple to cough up half a billion dollars for ripping off chip designs

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Re: You had me at cheese

"Turns out there's not nearly that many cheese names."

I find that very hard to believe.