* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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A bubble? No way, we're in a bust, says rich VC living in alternate reality

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The alchemists of old tried to tum lead into gold. These guys found a way to turn BS into $$$$$.

BTW, from where I sit, there is a difference between an investor and a speculator. And it looks like at least in the Silicon Valley investors are nearly as rare as unicorns.

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Re: In a Bust - <Cough > Facebook.

1989. And yes, even in their wildest, wettest dreams the MfS wouldn't have come close to something like Le Livre des Visages or G000gle.

iPhone, Windows 10, lonely nights – sound like you? Dump Siri and have a date with Cortana

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"Number of iphone/ipad users with a windows box versus number of iphone/ipad users with an android phone? There's a big spreadsheet somewhere that claims to have the answers."

This calls for a Venn diagram!

Apart from that, putting Cortana on iOS feels a bit like trying to divide by zero.

UK cyber-spy law takes Snowden's revelations of mass surveillance – and sets them in stone

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Re: No 6

You and me, yes. And most of the rest here.

'Out there', however: No 5 ...

Europe's Asteroid prang probe plan calls for cubesats

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In 1950ies / 1960ies SF stories

they would send a big spaceship with a large crew equipped with shovels and pickaxes...

Don't really know where I'm going with this, must be the flu medication. Anyway, the cubes are a good idea.

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1,000 ccm

in Reg units:

Walnut: 11.9366

Chicken's egg: 5.4567

Grapefruit: 1.9099

Bulgarian airbag (C-cup Posh Spice): 1.7362

Bulgarian funbag (DD-cup Jordan): 0.5841

Football: 0.1725

Olympic-sized swimming pool: rounded to 0

Signups start at 'Windows Store for Business'

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Re: Nice Try Microsoft

Could work, though. If the decision which software to buy is made by the management alone (i.e. without even considering any input by their own IT people or, heaven forbid, the grunts who have to use the stuff to get stuff done) - need I go on? Been there, done that, didn't even get a teeshirt to show for it.

I've lost the remote! Fury as Samsung yoinks TV control from its iOS app

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File under

first world problems.

Ransomware scammers: Won’t pay? We'll put your data on the internet

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Well, we all heard the rumours about that thing at that place with, you know... (nudge nudge, wink wink)

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Does this imply Chimera will be targeting MPs?

'I posted winning race ticket in Facebook selfie ... and someone stole it!'

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With friends like these

who needs enemas?

MPs launch 'TalkTalk' inquiry over security of personal data online

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Cyber security: Protection of personal data online inquiry

They just had to put a 'cyber' in it... (for streed cred I'd guess)

It's good an inquiry has been launched. Now it's important that this is more than just window dressing. It's a chance for the committee members to gain publicity, and that can be used for leverage by public pressure. A lot of TT customers should write to the committee, to the committee members individually and to their MPs. When a certain level of public interest is made perfectly clear, no politician dares to ignore it. It's part of the game. They don't ingnore it for at least two reasons: 1) must bee seen to be doing something 2) hey, this is a chance for me to move a few rungs up in the party pecking order. Plus there is always infighting that can be put to good use, afer all there's always this:

Q: "What's the comparative form of 'mortal enemy'? A: "Fellow party member."

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Re: patellar reflex response?

Paella reflex. (sorry, couldn't resisit...)

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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"Some people seem to think he's the effing Antichrist."

And that's just both wrong and stupid - the Antichrist is this guy.

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Re: "Frauds"

I never knew this, thanks for the links!

I absolutely loved him as guest star on Miami Vice as Phil the Shill.

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Re: No Southpark mentions?

You haven't really made it until you had a guest spot in 'The Simpsons'.

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Re: Whitney Houston?

Have an upvote.

As my CDs are neatly filed in alphabetical order, Alien Sex Fiend sits next to Herb Alpert, Bert Kaempfert shares a shelf with Die Krupps, as do Henry Mancini and The Meteors or Walter Wanderley and Stevie Wonder... The great thing about music is that there is so much of it, both in sheer quantity and variation. Enjoy!

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Re: Glad he's back

Worst music video ever? This.

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Re: Quite

"I don't think Nazi Germany was an art project."

Well technically Hitler was a failed painter. At least he thought of himself as an artist. Which goes to show that you really should let anybody enroll in art schools/academies no matter what, just to be on the safe side. That's money well spend, IMO. Plus every now and then you'll get a good music group out of it (Beatles, Rolling Stones, Tuxedomoon, The Clash, to list some personal favourites.)

That being said, have an upvote.

Dictatorship, a World War and industrialised genocide haven't really a place in a discussion about Phil Collins, thats just disproportionate. Okay, +6/10 for advanced trolling, but -10^6/10 for lack of style.

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Drum machines,

you say ?

(And a nice feedback. My kind of 80ies music.)

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Oh I don't know

he's a nice guy and fun to make fun of

Licence to snoop: Ipso facto, crypto embargo? Draft Investigatory Powers bill lands

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Re: How do they know it's "me"?

They don't, but there is a fix for that.

Sennheiser announces €50,000 headphones (we checked, no typos)

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Planning ahead

Rght now I am 'gainfully employed', but when I'll retire I'll set up a small business of my own (again). I haven't quite decided yet on the products or services I will offer. I have, however already defined the target group: rich idiots.

You're right to fear a second dot-com crash, says Intel VC boss

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Déja vu

Here we go again, as per usual. Then, it was DOTCOM, now it's CloudCrap (TM) and social media, in a couple of years it will be something else.

The sad thing is: among a lot of pointless, useless, stupid ideas are always a few with real potential, and the bursting bubble will kill most of them as well.

Music tip: http://jazztimes.com/articles/12023-dot-com-blues-jimmy-smith

Google: We made India a consumer society and our work here is done

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Project Loon

The best explaination for Project Loon I have found so far is that someone very high up (ha!) at the Chocolate Factory has a serious balloon fetish.

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Re: Galling?

Simon: Amazon doesn't hate Australia. Okay, maybe they secretly do, but that is neither here nor there. Go see Tim, he'll explain.

Man hires 'court hacker' on Craigslist ... who turned out to be a cop

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Re: Bah!

And it would have worked if it hadn't been for that pesky kids, er, cops!

I blame Hollywood for creating unrealistic expectations about computer hackers.

However, I also can't rule out ancestors who did early experiments in recursion.

Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy

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Panic reaction?

I can see why they did it, but the way they did it feels like a panic reaction they didn't think through far enough. Maybe there was the threat of OneDrive going into 'Temporary Incapable To Sustain Ususal Performance' mode, and someone decided to pull the plug, as it were?

Several clients using 50TB+ of non-static data is bound to create problems, plus maybe the odd hardware failure, plus a server farm behind schedule - at a certain point things don't add up, they multiply.

There is bound to be more than just one PHB who thought it was a good idea to put all his operational data and the backup archives into the free cloud of these nice Microsoft people (and forced his IT staff to do it). Why not, it's free! Think of the money we can safe!

I survived a head-on crash with driverless cars – and dummies

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Re: One hundred years ago

"... it's harder to show off your social status traveling on a train or a bus ...

Isn't that what iThingies are for?

Star Trek to go boldly back onto telly, then beam down in streams

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The word that has been eluding me

is relaunch.

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Re: I hope it is less dystopian than the current trend

You make it sound like dystopia is a bad thing.

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Well...

I don't really care if it's a reboot or a spinoff or whatever - will it be fun to watch ?

Hi, um, hello, US tech giants. Mind, um, mind adding backdoors to that crypto? – UK govt

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Re: Unmasked

No, it's someone channeling Stanley Unwin.

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Optional title is optional

Curious and curiouser - the 9/11 perps didn't use Twitter or Le Livre des Visages. Any terrorist group or organisation that is well enough funded (yes, money always matters) to represent a real danger is able to set up a system of couriers for non time-critical communications and use same system to issue prearranged code words for the time-critical stuff.

PC sales will rise again, predicts Intel, but tablets are toast

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"Will plastic surgery will be necessary once this 3D facial info is hacked / leaked?"

Well, let's put it this way: it's much, much easier to change a password. The biometric data will leak one way or another sooner or later. What are the odds it won't even be stored encrypted? But as the common or garden variety user always puts convenience before security, this could actually be quite successful.

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Re: "Sales of two-in-one systems are up 150 per cent"

Upvoted for good parenting.

Guess who: Storage chip maker [blank] can't wait for all-storage-chip data centers

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So Tape

as a backup medium dies AGAIN?

Microsoft Windows 7 Pro: Halloween Horror for PC makers next year

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Re: Where are the Gates and Balmers of yesteryear?

Like New Coke and Classic Coke all those years ago?

Chef kicks off London conference with buyout and product releases

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Guten Appetit!

Fancy a cream puff for pudding?

What the bleedin' Dell is this? IT giant mulls unit selloffs – report

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And so

it begins...

Spanish town trumpets 'Clitoris Festival' thanks to Google snafu

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I think I'll have to report this to

the committee!

Kevin Spacey becomes pitch-hound for Swiss security bods

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Doing business with

Keyser Söze - what could possibly go wrong?

Windows 10 is an antique (and you might be too) says Google man

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User Interface

My computers are tools that I use to get stuff done, not shrines of worship. I don't care if an electric drill has a red or a blue casing, the question is if it's the right tool for the job at hand. Likewise I don't care all that much how the GUI looks as long as it is comprehensible and does the job. If the GUI changes due to upgrades/updates/whatever I find it very convenient if the new GUI as least resembles the old GUI so that I don't have to waste time on getting to know it all over again.

Re the install disk-illustration: I've still got the stack og 3.5" floppies that NT 3.5 came on somewhere.

At Microsoft 'unlimited cloud storage' really means one terabyte

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Re: Scientific data

So it wasn't the NSA (see above), it was CERN?

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Re: Unlimited should be a legal term

Like 'time immemorial'?

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Re: NSA calling!

Nah, they probably had another data center meltdown and needed disk space, fast. I guess they have excellent broadband.

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Re: @dan1980 "It's not just that they should have expected this to happen;..................

Could have been Ed's DVD collection, then...

Web server secured? Good, now let's talk about e-mail

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Re: People attempting proper SMTP TLS is terrifying

I would watch that, and buy the DVD box.

For the time being, try the BOFH stories.

Activision to buy Candy Crush developer King

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Fred, I think you're on to something.

KeePass looter: Password plunderer rinses pwned sysadmins

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Hmm

I followed the link in the article - I need to give my bike a makeover!