* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Trident test-shot startles West Coast Americans

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Re: So....Did you want to play a game?

Or a message from the USN to the USAF?

UK lawmakers warn Blighty to invest more in science, or else

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Engineering (pick any flavour) is never 'narrow'.

Facebook brings creepy ’Minority Report’-style ads one step closer

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Location, location, location

obligatory xkcd here

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Re: Never mind Facebook...

http://apologiesdemanded.blogspot.com/2010/09/kgb-fm-versus-yakov-smirnoff.html

Cops' IT too complex for quick and dirty revamp – Police ICT boss

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Re: @Fraggle850

Too late, matey...

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Re: Mind how you go!

As this documentary shows, this problem has been known for more than 20 years. You'd think they'd found a viable solution by now.

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@Fraggle850

That would be the equivalent of a lieutenant colonel in rank. Surely she must be rated higher?

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Re: Where does it end?

NOW you're talking!

UK government looks to harness the potential of open data through APIs

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Re: Yes minister?

Yes, thank you Captain Obvious, we got that. And may I compliment you on your chosen icon.

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Hanckock's half hour

Matt Hancock, minister for the Cabinet Office, referred to data as being "no longer just a record" but a "mineable commodity, from which value can be extracted" and outlined how the UK government intends to improve its use of the information at its disposal and help others exploit the data too.

help others exploit the data

help others exploit the data

Who are these 'others' supposed to be, and how will they 'exploit the data'?

And who will pocket the 'value'?

How to build a city fit for 50℃ heatwaves

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Drougts & Famine

Stumbled across this today: "Old World megadroughts and pluvials during the Common Era"

http://advances.sciencemag.org/content/1/10/e1500561

Very interesting maps based on the data.

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Re: Predictions

Predictions are tricky, especially about the future.

My personal nighmare is Radioactive Mutant Architects From Outer Space That Glow In The Dark (RMAFOSTGITD).

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Architects should be forced to live in the houses they design.

Safe-mail.net goes titsup. Storage failure blamed

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Re: Coincidence?

This is just a statistical anomaly. Nothing to see here, just move along...

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

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SCART

Never had any trouble with SCART plugs whatsoever, even had (still have, infact) a 15 m one, all the pins connected, that worked like a charm. OTH, none of my AV equipment was 'Made in France'. SECAM was also used in most of the eastern bloc counties, they wouldn't want to buy PAL as it would have cost 'real' money. I think they did a deal with France like the USSR did a deal with FIAT, but dinner is ready so I can't look it up.

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Re: Executive summary

Fire Stick: stick it where it burns.

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Re: Content and delivery / market segmentation

Market segmentation: don't make better products, find dumber customers.

(Yes, there is a Dilbert cartoon on the subject, but I can't find it right now.)

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Re: Old TVs

We only ever had one of these.

But seriously, a lot of my childhood memories are in black and white. To this day it happens from time to time that I see an old movie on TV and I'm surprised it's actually in colour. The same goes for Star Treck TOS. (Most of the sets and props DID look better in b/w...) 'Space Patrol Orion' actually had been shot in b/w.

And the first colour TV my parents got had one of those ultrasound remote controls and I could actually hear it!

Does anyone still remembers the little white dot?

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Re: Sacrebleu

Just what exactly is a "note dame"? Sounds intriguing...

Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

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Re: Memories of doner kebabs will ruin the mission

That's funny, I've been thinking.

You know what I miss?

I miss green.

You know, trees and.... And grass.

I love green.

I'd love a hot dog.

The Astrodome. Good hot dogs.

Astrodome?

You can't grow good hot dogs indoors.

Yankee Stadium, September.

Hot dogs have been boiling

since the opening day in April.

That's a hot dog.

-The yellow mustard or the darker one?

-Darker.

-It's important.

-Darker.

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"...but Clooney was so awful in the horrid parody of Solaris..."

But you get a glimpse of his naket butt, and on that alone I sold it to two ladyfriends of mine who aren't that mutch into SF films.

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Re: let's make sure that NOBODY knows how tall they need to be

That's what El Reg's standard converter is for:

Linguine: min 11.4286 / max 13.5714

Double-decker bus: min 0.1736 / max 0.2061

Brontosaurus: min 0.0116 / max 0.0137

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Re: Sorry but - Too old and too fat...

Too fat to fly?

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Re: Why don't they just say 'Has to have been a US Air Force Pilot, Like Always'...?

The navy guys are AVIATORS.

Okay, I guess tonight's movie will be 'The Right Stuff'. Or 'Space Cowboys'. Or 'Capricorn One'.

Google-chaired think tank says Google's No.1 for digital rights

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Re: This reminds me of John McEnroe..

mee too, but I saw it here

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If your german is up to it, find the (very) short story 'Antipellin' by Alexander Roda Roda.

Exam board in 'send all' fail: Hands up who knows what the BCC button is for?

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Re: Standard excuse, and all is well...

Nah, they just g00gle for it, plenty of templates to choose from...

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No, that's a feature.

UK's internet spy law: £250m in costs could balloon to £2 BILLION

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looks like

Bentham's Panopticum reloaded.

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Re: Show us the experts ... name them.

I'm with you, but ain't gonna happen.

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All the figures in political projects published in early stages are essentially made up. All of them, no matter what project, no matter on what level from local to nationwide.

The dates usually have only marginal connection to the actual project at hand, but correlate with other, far more importand dates like election dates and the timeframe for campaigns or when a specific player in the fiels is supposed to move on or retire. And so on.

The sums usually have to fit a certain corridor, i.e. low enough to be okayed, large enough to qualify for subsidies, and so on.

ProtonMail pays ransom to end web tsunami – still gets washed offline

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So a third party monitored the first attack and deceided to get involved and launched the second attack? And given the size of the second attack probably not bored script kiddies, but someone with real resources? Hmm.

Drones are dropping drugs into prisons and the US govt just doesn't know what to do

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Re: Dungeon ?

No, the health and safety people will object. And the unions (if there are any). Prisons are workplaces after all.

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A moat. A moat filled with sharks. A moat filled with sharks armed with lasers.

Seriously, they have guard towers and guards with shotguns or automatic rifles already - adding surface-to-air missiles seem a little overkill-ish. Maybe they should invest a little time and money in target practice. Or nets.

BlackBerry Priv: Enterprise Android in a snazzy but functional package

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Re: Dual SIM

Important feature for me, too.

I have two mobile numbers, one less well known and one for world & dog. The latter one is used like a throwaway e-mail address, i.e. it gets replaced when spammed or stalked.

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Nodule Mansions?

Scarface's explosive 'Little Friend' goes under the hammer

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Because the Steyr looks cool (didn't one of the Bad Guys in Die Hard had one?), and if the distance isn't too far any decent long barrelled rifle will do.

That being said, as an ex-artillery guy I'd do my sniping with a cannon or a multiple rocket launcher anyway.

TPP: 'Scary' US-Pacific trade deal published – you're going to freak out when you read it

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Well, I think Kissinger once said something along the lines of 'nations don't have friends, nations have interests'.

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That somehow slipped by me completely... thanks for the info!

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Too many secrets

So we shouldn't be afraid of TTIP because it's going to be a good deal for Britain?

No offence to El Reg, but I'd rather have someone with a solid knowledge of international law and economics read and summarize this for me.

On a related note, any bets whether Tim's next piece will be about this?

OmniRAT malware scurrying into Android, PC, Mac, Linux systems

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Doesn't have to be violent, can be done quite nicely.

Stick a pin in a sales droid to avoid cable voodoo

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Oh yeah, SCSI. Cable lenghts and terminators. Whenever possible I insisted on an active terminator with a little LED, that way you could tell them apart.

Absolutely frustrating: stuff that was support to work acording to the manuals/specs but never did.

Absolutely fascinating: stuff that never could work according to the manuals/specs but nevertheless worked perfectly.

Top FBI lawyer: You win, we've given up on encryption backdoors

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Tactical retreat or rare insight? We'll have to watch that.

Facebook's laser-powered internet drone preps for take off

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Can the laser be used to pop G000gle's fleet of balloons?

Cyber racketeers convicted over $1bn international conspiracy

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Re: The Yanks have always been a bit techy about gambling and nudity

Nude gambling!!! Brilliant!

And there's the business plan for my startup! Any Silicon Valley VCs around?

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Re: Oh, the gall! How dare they use those profits to pay employees?!

Commies!

Huawei is the new Nokia: Asian mobe maker sets out its stall

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So where will Huawei be in 2030?

No C&C server needed: Russia menaced by offline ransomware

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I thought the russian method of offline ransom operations involved a couple of guys (of the no-neck variety plus one smart guy) coming round for a glass of tea and a chat.

Biggest problem with virtual reality: It can be a little too real for people

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Re: "use electromagnetic waves to focus on the inner ear"

FAR too dangerous, see here. Better play it safe and use the tethered micro black holes. Bonus side effect: the relationistic effect of a large gravitational force in this context means more game time.