* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Irked train hackers talk derailment flaws, drop SCADA password list

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"As a workaround, train operators could ensure that no aspect of the journey is in any way entertaining."

Whaddaya mean, "could"? In my experience they are alredy pretty good at that even without using any computer aid.

Re "possible paths between trains' operational systems ans passenger entertainment systems" - are we going to see high speed trains being hacked like, say a Jeep Cherokee?

Apple had more CVEs than any single MS product in 2015, but it doesn't really matter

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Happy 2016, and here's the year's first ransomware story

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Re: "distributed via email"

"Thus relying on the tried-and-trusted clueless idiot who clicks on everything..."

Best attack vector, ever. Can be used offline, too. Also, can't be "fixed" by software upgrades.

Linode: Back at last after ten days of hell

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Re: Curious

@Sirius Lee:

I think you're on to something. From that point of view the guys behind the DDOS kill more than just two birds with one stone, so to speak, and also achieve the most prized aspect of questionable operations - plausible deniability.

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Re: How much does it cost an attacker these days to launch a large-scale attack?

"The real question here is how do we produce an OS that completely denies all admin level privilege to the end-user, also lets them do what they want, where installation / upgrade / additional software is all controlled by professionals and its health is continually monitored by same?"

Part 3 of your suggestion (which I like) simply comes down to the willingness of the end user to pay for it. Part 1 and part 2 seem somewhat mutually exclusive.

IIRC an article on El Reg from a couple of days before, Red Star OS pretty much nails part 1. Not so hot on part 2, though.

Well, here'a a xkcd to cheer you up.

US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover

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Re: Crash / Crash landing

Easy -

If you can walk away from it: crash landing.

If you can't: crash.

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What about fuel cells then? Powerful, yet silent. And you can refuel them in the field, if the design allows for it, which it should.

Remembering those who logged off in 2015

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Re: Passed on, passed away...

I wholeheartedly agree! On the other hand, I do like a good euphemsm, must be all the Monty Python* I've been exposed to. As to the question of an afterlife: I've put that on the back burner. One day I'll know, but it can wait.

* Yes, that one. Just for a change, the german version: Dieser Papagei ist tot!

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Oh, go ahead and say it: CANCER. Haven't you learned anything from Harry Potter? "The disease that must not be named." Cancer has been a part of my life by proxy for the last ten years - my better half went through two rounds of breast cancer so far, and there is no guarantee there won't be a third one. As 'cells growing in your body' is a normal thing per se, we will maybe never be able to prevent or cure all kinds of cancer. But every year research makes progress, and just a couple of years can make a world of difference, especially in the treatments and protocols that are availiable. Still, cancer is and will be one of the horrible facts of life that exist - and it won't go away by ignoring it.

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Lemmy. Okay, maybe not exactly an IT angle here, but if you aspire to be a convincing BOFH he should be one of your role models.

2016 in mobile: Visit a components mall in China... 30 min later, you're a manufacturer

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Right now you can exchange T-bills for cash, in the currency of your choice, so right now China does have piles of cash.

NSA spying on US and Israeli politicians stirs Congress from Christmas slumbers

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Re: What? Me worried?

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat...

On a non-related note: if I didn't know that it was writen in the 1930ies I'd think "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" was about a NSA operative.

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Looks like the rubber band is on the other claw now!

YouTube’s 10 years of hits: Global recognition at last for Rick Astley

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Seriously, what did you expect?

Trustworthy x86 laptops? There is a way, says system-level security ace

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This is very interesting and a little bit scary. Maybe I should dust off one of the vintage computers in the attic?

Facebook 'Free Basics' service frozen in Egypt

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"This isn't about Facebook's commercial interests ..."

Well, I bet his shareholders are delighted to hear this.

Dr Sue Black among handful of IT Brits getting New Year gongs

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Re: Why not make it better...

Democracy? Without bombing the shit out of the country first? That's dangerous thinking...

Researcher criticises 'weak' crypto in Internet of Things alarm system

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Hmm - haven't we been discussing just this recently on these treasured pages? CAB - Computer Aided Burglary.

Five key findings from 15 years of the International Space Station

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Re: Industrial processes... in SPAAACE!

Well, looks like that electric car guy and the other guy from that bookstore are making headway into private space flight. Once that works on a regular basis, automated orbital factories are the next logical step. Sadly, the first factories will be making stuff that won't advance humankind as such, but stuff that fetches sky-high prices - my money would be on SuperViagra and weaponry of some kind or other.

BBC News website takes New Year's Eve break

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Rockport’s Torus prises open hyperscale network lockjaw costs

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Isn't "toroidal doughnut" a tautology?

Cache-astrophic: Why Valve's Steam store spewed players' private profiles to strangers

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Re: Good idea.

@Steven Roper: as I can give you only one upvote, have a pint. (Where is the champagne, it's New Years Eve!) As the datasette was notoriously unreliable, the next thing I got was a floppy drive...

One point, though: I don't think IT technology has peaked yet - it's the implementation that sucks. Big time. [Insert rant HERE] Is there a xkcd for that? You bet there is.

Flare-well, 2015 – solar storm to light up skies on New Year's Eve

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...and here is the obligatory xkcd for this topic.

Happy New Year, everyone!

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Re: Never mind the US

@Mellipop: bleedin' obvious, innit mate - leave out the crisps! Happy New Year!

Cat fight: Watch out YouTube, here comes Facebook

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Who cares if YouTube makes money or not?

It's amazing the UK Parliament agreed to track 22bn Brits' car trips. Oh right – it didn't

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Time to get that Aston Martin with revolving numberplates "valid in all countries". Seriously, I have been considering replacing my numberplates with OLED displays for some time now.

The Infamous Eight: 2015's memes, themes and big pieces

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2016?

The year of BaaS - Bullshit as a service.

Here – here is that 'hoverboard' you've wanted so much. Look at it. Look. at. it.

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Re: inefficient

Beat me to it, sort of.

It's a smeggin' hovercraft! And not a very good one, too.

Chat messages in Skype for Windows are bang out of order – so here's how to 'fix' it for now

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Re: How?

Tradition. At least in Redmond: fail at developing something that is both useful and working. Buy a software (usually by buying the whole company) that has succeeded in developing said bit of software. Market bought software as MSwhatever. Then mess it up.

UK digital minister asks for input on strategy, lauds 'sharing economy' biz success

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So if I win the next round of Buzzword Bingo, it's my turn to be the Minister for Culture, Media and Sport?

Crumbs! Stricken Kiev blames Russian hackers for Xmas eve outages

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Re: Spetsnaz or squirrels?

Secret Spetznaz Squirrels, the animated series - yeah, I'd watch that.

Watch out, er, 'oven cleaners': ICO plans nuisance call crackdown in 2016

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Yes, this sort of thing works, but you have got to have both the time and the inclination, so this is not for everyone. But if you do, it can be fun - wasting some direct marketing guy's time until he hangs up in frustration, this feels really great. Instead of acing stupid or something like that you can also open with "sounds interesting - but first I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and Saviour for a minute". That usually does the trick much, much faster. Oh, and when you get calls from the guys who want to talk religion, open with "sounds interesting - but first I'd like to talk to you about sex for a minute". That also works fine.

Oklahoma bloke cuffed for Chrimbo caprine coupling

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Oh dear. I guess I'll never watch Oklahoma! the same way again.

After eight years, NASA's Dawn probe brings Ceres into closest focus

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"Oh, won't somebody think of the dwarf planets!"

Seriously - I think the interstellar travellers will be thrilled, excited and very happy to find such an artefact. Assuming they are explorers and not the equivalent of drunken teenagers on a road trip in daddy's car.

2015 wasn't about AWS. It was about everybody getting ready to try to beat AWS

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"Of course, in the long run any enterprise that gives up its inhouse capabilities entirely will suffer the same way clients addicted to Oracle and SAP suffer now, but that kind of long term thinking rarely plays a role in CFO thinking."

Exactly. That's just trading one dependence for another. Hell, in some companies /corporations it's difficult enough to control your own IT.

I have no data to back this up, but my gut tells me that at least half the decisions to "move our IT stuff into the cloud" are not based on rational thought and reasoned analysis whether this is a good move for the company, but on the old "everybody is doing it, so we must do it too".

Rebels defeat the Empire (again) by giving BB-8 an API

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xkcd did it years ago, and did it proper

xkcd: New Pet

Feeling abandoned by Adobe? Check out the video editing suites for penguins

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Well, I'll be at the zoo tomorrow anyway, so I'll just ask the penguins.

Launch embiggens Galileo satnav fleet

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Re: The US military has announced that if ...

"Just need to hope that there's a sensible commander in chief"

Uh-oh...

NZ unfurls proposed new flag

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Wow

I just did a quick count, and it seems like all the regular viewers of "Fun with Flags" are on this thread!

No, drone owners – all our base are belong to US, thunders military

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Drones near military bases

That reminds me - don't they need to practice their AA skills anyway?

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Good point. Although I suppose it's easier to control the idiots inside the fence than those outside, at least on military bases.

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Re: If you believe the many UFO "documantories"

I don't get it - if the idea is to improve security, why would they hire the TSA of all people?

Getting metal hunks into orbit used to cost a bomb. Then SpaceX's Falcon 9 landed

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Re: A bit negative...

I suppose the "when a solid goes boom" meant a failing SRB, not one working as planned. You know, like the SRB on Challenger. That one did go boom, it did so very quickly, and yes, the crew died. There is a lot to be said for engines that can be shut down.

Bookstore sells some data centre capacity, becomes Microsoft, Oracle's nemesis

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Re: are users so dumb they can't click right instead of left? really?

"a day of fumbling, and most users are adept at substitutions"

From my experience - nope. Most users are not even close to being adept at the original. Hell, if I'd had 1 EUR for every question like 'how do I insert an extra column in my Excel page' I could have retired years ago.

Hey, Santa – duck! Space shaft buzzes Earth on Christmas Eve

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Re: Which?

The one that eventually will actually hit earth. Yeah, that one.

You ain't nothing but a porn dog, prying all the time: Cyber-hound sniffs out hard drives for cops

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Re: Novel

It is absolutely incredible what dogs can smell. Our own sense of smell is so pathetic compared to a dog's (or a rhino, come to think of it, they are even better than dogs) that we really can't imagine what it must be like.

EU privacy watchdog calls for new controls on surveillance tech export

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Re: Aaaaand here we go again..

Dual use, always tricky... still, nice to see there are still people who care and at least try to do something.

Boffins unwrap bargain-basement processor that talks light and current

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Re: Shame about the paywall

@ Dave 126:

10 Thank You!

20 Goto 10

The Police Chief's photo library mixed business, pleasure and flesh

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Re: floppy disks in ring binders

Probably true, this sort of thing did happen... the first big court case over illegal copies of software in Germany folded because the guy who was in charge of doing an inventory of seized evidence did just that: used a hole punch and filed a big, big stack of 5.25" floppies neatly into binders. They were listed in the inventory as "square objects made out of plastic, lenth of a side 13,335 cm". (By then, a lot of people thought all computer data was stored on tapes or punch cards. If they made the connection 'computer', 'data' and 'storage' at all...)

I have you now! Star Wars stocking fillers from another age

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I seem to remember Star Wars themed games on the C64?

The arcade game was awesome - ate quite a lot of spare change. Which, at the time, was neither spare, nor change.