* Posts by allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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Software devs' new mantra: Zen dogs dream of small-sized bones

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Re: too fast for accurate bug tracking

"deploying a lot less code each time, hopefully just a handful of changes, or even just one"

Or even just none. Once the customer gets used to his "daily" update, he'll be expecting them. No bugs to fix, no code to tighten? Yust change the colour of that button...

In other news: another day, another DevOps plug.

Scottish MP calls for drone-busting eagles

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And owls for nighttime operations, obviously.

Seriously, I saw a report on the Dutch unit on the telly last night and was impressed. So why not try it?

German Chancellor fires hydrogen plasma with the push of a button

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Re: Igor, Raise ze lighnink rod

Machines that go "ping"? That's for the accountants to decide! You see, if we buy the machine, the money is capex, but if we lease it, its opex. Or the other way round in the months with an "R" in their name.

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Re: Igor, Raise ze lighnink rod

Old school, that's more like it! Enough with the there's-an-app-for-that wipey stuff already!

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Re: How do they plan to get the heat out?

You forgot the gift shop... where would you buy the t-shirts?

Maybe Lockheed-Martin's truck is something like a land-based aircraft carrier.

On a more serious note, I guess they have given the plumbing some thought already*, but will really get into it when they can sustain reactions lasting longer than fractions of seconds.

*Maybe not the physicists, but definitely the engineers building the thing.

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Re: Fusion works

"a) fusion works, firstly thermonuclear weapons prove the general principle, and secondly they got a burn 20 years ago in JET"

Or, you could go outside and look at that really, really bright thing above you.

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Re: re.Mutti

In her case: more or less evenly distributed between affection and (gentle) mocking.

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Re: That's Bundeskanzlerin Frau Doktor Angela Merkel to you

Well, she has a magna cum laude PhD in physics* (Dr. rer.-nat.) and isn't related to Douglas Fargo, so she's good to go re pressing buttons.

* 1986: "Untersuchung des Mechanismus von Zerfallsreaktionen mit einfachem Bindungsbruch und Berechnung ihrer Geschwindigkeitskonstanten auf der Grundlage quantenchemischer und statistischer Methoden"

US taxmen borked in computer cockup riddle

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Someone broke the bank!

Bill for half a billion quid lands on Apple's desk in Facetime patent scrap

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Someone told them a patent infringement is akin to rustling cattle.

(Which, if we are talking real patents, isn't actually that far off, come to think about it.)

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Re: Beers all round

Beat me to it. Had to read it three times - Apple talked to El Reg! Is this the first sign of the apocalypse? Should I start preparing for the rapture, or zombies? What next? Tim Cook as MC for their next office party?

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Re: Apple wanting patent reform?

Looks like the rubber band is on the other claw now!

Firing a water rocket to 1km? Piece of cake

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Re: 550 kg thrust

And another thing, shouldn't one use a proper unit like Newton for this kind of thing?

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Re: 550 kg thrust / Fiat 500

Fiat 500 - one of my favourites. The Abarth versions move very nicely, too. The Fiat 500 Giardiniera is the original minivan IMO.

There is one original Fiat 500 that was recently converted to accommodate a V12 Lamborghini motor. Bit of an abomination, but fast...

http://www.spiegel.de/auto/fahrkultur/fiat-500-getunt-mit-einem-motor-aus-einem-lamborghini-murcielago-a-901161.html

College kids sue Google for 'spying' on them with Apps for Education

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Re: Normally I hate the lawsuit mentality

Concur.

I also hope this is really about privacy issues and not an attempt to pay off student loans.

'Dodgy Type-C USB cable fried my laptop!'

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Re: Oh, for a sensible cable...

Anyone can put a sticky label on the stuff they're selling...

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

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Re: well i like him

I like him too.

Makes me laugh, makes me think, isn't an asshole. So what if he didn't get GPS or IP adresses right; I guess by now somebody will have pointed it out to him.

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Re: Ah, sometimes the man

Who? Fry or Orlowski?

Europe wants end to anonymous Bitcoin transactions

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Re: Aspirational

Unlikely? Be a consultard for govITprojects!

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"While the plan doesn't offer evidence of virtual currencies being used to finance terrorism..."

There is a fine line between "let's try to err on the safe side, just in case" and all-out paranoia. Unfortunately, only in hindsight you can map it out accurately.

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Re: Re: $US

I think he was referreing to the good ole greenback, Charles.

Pentagon can't check F-35 maintenance thanks to insecure database

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@x 7: Funny you should say that - Lockheed-Martin are thinking that too!

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Duh, just ask PLA's unit whatsitsnumer nicely for a copy...

Lights out for Space Vehicle Number 23: UK smacked when US sat threw GPS out of whack

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Re: Want to scare yourself? / jtaylor

Failure by redundancy, I've never given that any thought. Guess I will now, thanks for the pointer.

BTW, the third paragraph of your post kinda reads like the El Reg sub-editors are moonlighting as harbour pilots.

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Re: Re: Chip Scale Atomic Clocks (CSAC) - $1500 price class

If that means I can dock oil tankers from my armchair I'd buy one.

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Re: 'precision docking of oil tankers, as well as navigation'

Exactly. There were big ships like oil tankers and aircraft carriers and whatnot decades before there was GPS. Makes you wonder how they managed? Analog skills.

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So

someone takes out half a dozend GPS birds and the stock markets implode? Interesting... *strokes white cat*

Uber rebrands to the sound of whalesong confusion

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Re: Looks like...

Why Morocco? I see all the other bits, but why Morocco?

How many Surface power cords are a fire risk? 2.25 million in the US alone

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"wound too tightly, twisted or pinched over an extended period”.

Odd. That describes the state I'm in right now exactly.

World's annual mobile data intake to hit 367 exabytes by 2020

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With all the storage the TLAs must need you'd think Seagate etc. would sell far more kit.

They've reached it: Crossroads' stock price crashes to just $0.25

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I don't like bar graphs. I can has piechartz plz?

Microsoft buys SwiftKey, Britain's 'stealthiest software startup'

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Re: Don't like predictive keyboards

Quite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb_W7aMUu5I

13 CubeSats to ride mighty US lifter

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Re: 70 tons lift?

Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQg1bbml1Ms

http://www.rz-journal.de/Downl/1864.html

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Re: Cubesats in deep space?

What, no S.I.D.?

When customers try to be programmers: 'I want this CHANGED TO A ZERO ASAP'

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Re: What are the odds?

"Perhaps it really /was/ deliberate booby trap ... but then why the warning?"

Get a label printer.

Print out labels saying "Please don NOT press this button".

Stick labels next to any kind ob button.

Wait for it...

They're alive! Galileo sats 9 and 10 sending valid signals

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Re: Clock Sovereignity

"Maybe no bad thing that there is a bit of redundancy in such a vital resource."

Quite.

39. There is a difference between spare parts and extra [parts].

(from: The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries)

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Re: Some folks might criticize cost, but ...

Cruise missiles can carry nukes and use inertial navigation and maps, but GPS is much, much more accurate. Which is why it was developed.

If your cruise missile has to travel over land for some distance during the winter in regions like Siberia, (radar) maps won't work that well because snow and wind are constantly changeing the ground profile.

Early ICBMs had basically a hardcoded flight profile and had to be launched from a precise location to make that work. Easy on land, tricky from a submerged submarine.

One of the reasons for developing multi-megaton hydrogen bombs was the poor accuracy of ICBMs - if the bang is big enough, targeting doesn't have to be that neat.

Internet idiots make hoax bomb threats to UK, Aus, French schools

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Yeah, they should phone in their own bomb threats, but no - there's an app for that! Seriously, kids these days...

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BTaaS - Bomb threats as a Service

If this is the new and wonderful digital economy I keep hearing about - you know, everything is availiable "as a service" and so on - hoorrraaay!

Big Ben belittled by Infosys' plans for enormous erection

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"It's going to be taking a big breath: the base will need to be 22 metres square for stability."

That's only loosely connected to the size of the tower, depends on the design of the foundations (and what kind of ground conditions your're dealing with). Just look at wind turbines, for example.

But maybe improving the genius loci ("academic breathing", my podex) isnt't the only goal here? Maybe Narayana Murthy wants it to be his tomb as well?

Berkeley boffins build cut-price robo-crutches, er, sci-fi exoskeleton

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As it has some sort of wireless interface (article didn't specify the type) I hope they had "security" on their to-do-list.

Safe Harbor ripped and replaced with Privacy Shield in last-minute US-Europe deal

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Shield

The KGB styled itself as "Shield and Sword of the Party".

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Re: United States has given the EU binding assurances

Did they make a pinkie promise?

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Send round little Bobby Tables.

Wanted! A browser to replace Xombrero

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Anything that can be used comfortly without a mouse?

A virtual phone inside a virtual cloud desktop is now an actual thing

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Ooh, I'm just fresh out of virtual fucks to give. Too bad.

Motorola-powered Mac from 1989 used to write smartphone apps

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Luxury

1987 while being a student I worked part-time at a copy shop/printer. We had one Macintosh 128K or 512K, can't remember, but it did not have a HD and just the one single-sided floppy drive. And used Aldus PageMaker to do DTP. On a 9" black-and-white screen. Using 2 floppy disks, one for the sowtware, one for the file you were working on, and at least once every 5 minutes you had to swap them.

Still, given the cost of a Mac, a laser printer and the software compared to, say, a Linotype system, it was a breakthrough.

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Alphabetti spaghetti: What Wall Street isn't telling you about Google

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Alpabetti spaghetti?!?

Cue Arnold Rimmer:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar7u8zBbUJE

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Re: You can be the next Google

I can has venture capitalz plz???