* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

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This just in: What? No, I can't believe it. The 2018 MacBook Air still a huge pain to have repaired

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Re: Mac Mini 2018

No it doesn't have replaceable/upgradable storage and they market this something which can do server work

Couple it with a decent external Thunderbolt RAID array and you would have a decent storage server. Although the MacOS Server has been neutered almost to the point of uselessness..

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He then passed 48V across it for a few seconds from his bench PSU (the chip was rated at 3.something to 8,something volts, IIRC)

At school (many, many years ago) I put 240v AC through a 12v transistor. It glowed like an LED for a short while before suffering rapid unscheduled disassembly (which left part of the metal cover embedded in the suspended ceiling tile..)

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

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Re: I doubt she'll ever be Home Secretary, but...

debilitating damage that previous "proper socialist" Labour governments

That would be back in the 70's. The governments of Tory Blur and Gordon Broon don't count..

ICO poised to fine Leave campaign and Arron Banks’ insurance biz £135,000

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Re: Will of the people my arse

with the ceding of sovereignty to un-elected officials

Like the House of Lords you mean? Or senior Civil Servants - who have a great deal more power than most people realise..

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

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Re: Anti-intellectual?

I ask again: what the hell is happening??

Appropriate question from someone using the username of Milton..

Paradise isn't so much lost as misplaced behind the sofa.

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Here in God's Country

Yorkshire has its own currency? Who knew?

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I will have to stop taking the pills.

Or take more - that usually works for me.. (until the nausea kicks in).

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Re: Electricity

is a fine tribute to Tesla

There's also a very fine album by Australian Prog band Unitopia which is (almost) all about him:

http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=28241

I don't know whether they are still a going concern (like most good prog bands they seem to go in and out of existence that the drop of a stage costume) but, if they are, they are well worth seeing.

One of the few bands better live than on record.

IT Wi-Fi kit bit by TI chip slip: Wireless gateways open to hijacking via BleedingBit chipset vuln

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The new "testers" and the people who PAID to buy the kit.

And (given that this vulnerability is in a 3rd-party component embedded into the AP) there seems to be a whimsical belief that other suppliers selling kit have also done their research and testing..

Which is (quite clearly) wrong.

Need electric propulsion for your satellite? Want a 'made in Britain' sticker? Step right this way...

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Re: Lucas, Prince of Darkness..

What could possibly go wrong?

I present for evidence the last 5 years of the Morris Minor service/MOT.

*Every* year at least one bulb needs replacing and very little else.

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Re: An inspection by the RSPCA might ...

"You know, eventually your dog will decide *YOU* don't love him enough to count as proper masters

Same *very* much applies to cats. They will *not* stay somewhere where they are not happy. And, unlike dogs, they don't have the pack instinct..

Which is why I'm quite pleased that our 7 cats seem to enjoy living at our house and show no signs of wanting to leave. Conceding to their every whim might have something to do with that though..

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An inspection by the RSPCA might spur a little more care out of him.

[Cynical Mode]

Which the RSPCA will ignore unless there is political or monetary capital to be made out of it..

(Yes, yes, I know they have changed Chief Execs recently and the new one seems to want to get back to their stated purpose (to look after distressed animals) rather than to concentrate on making money and bribing^W influencing politicians but I'll wait to see if anything *actually* changes).

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Re: Fido used to leave his mutt muck in our garden

Our mutt (and most mutts I know of) used to roll in whatever foul-smelling thing she could find

Yeah - but that's to *hide* their own scent. Which being covered in their own crap wouldn't..

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WTF has Type 2 diabetes got to do with it ? - doesn't stop me doing anything

It has stopped me eating sweets.. (But very little else.)

It's also responsible for me heart attack (which definately, really, really didn't have anything to do with my bottle-of-red-wine-a-night habit..Honestly..)

Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette

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Re: Escalation

Probably explains why we don't have music today

Although music can still be found clinging to the nooks and crannies, resisting being washed away by the tides of audio vomit coming from the commercial music world..

(Going to see "Spock's Beard" and "The Flower Kings" in December - at the same venue. On the same evening! Yay!)

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Re: Before Steve Perry

this is a jazzy progressive rock album which focuses mainly on the band's instrumental talents

I once bought some of their later albums (having heard their first one).

I was not a happy progster.

(CP: Kaipa - Notes from the past (part two) - which seems somehow appropriate)

IBM's Red Hat gobble: Storage will be a test of Big Blue's commitment to open-source software

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Dear IBM

Now that you have brought RedHat into your evil empire, please kill systemd.

With fire. And salt. And an orbital anvil delivery.

Then do it again with Gnome.

Unsure why you can't log into Office 365? So is Microsoft

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Re: When you buy Microsoft Services,

What is this cloud thing that everyone is talking about?

It's a regular phenomenon that will inevitably go away again at some point..

(My IT career seems to have spanned at least two incarnations of it)

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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Re: Dear God,

the default alignment is Belgium is chaotic neutral.

Unless you are on a motorbike. In which case, it turns into chaotic evil.

Unlike their neighbours on either side (Germany and France) which are both quite careful and respectful of bikes - particularly foreign ones. Switzerland however, is very definately lawful evil towards foreign bikes - particularly ones with UK plates.

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Re: Dear God,

Was she more evil or less evil than you like?

I suspect the answer would be "differently evil".

Bit like the differences between senior and junior black cats[1] current resident at my house.

[1] Unlike senoir male cat - the one that woke us up at 2am by enthusiastically chomping his take-home meal[2] by our bed..

[2] By the scant remains - a mouse.

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Re: Dear God,

As I understand Catholic doctrine, there are no such things as ghosts.

In the original Christian theology[1] there are no ghosts either. Largely (or entirely) because the idea of an immortal soul was something that the later Church added on from pagan theology (along with a literal devil, the trinity and quite a few other things..)

[1] As in the 1st Century, before people started changing the theology for fun and profit..

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

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It's like being at the world's crappest harp concert.

I always thought that the various beeps and boops of the checkouts at my local supermarket would make a good intro for a Prog song..

"Checkout in 11/15 time"..

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Re: Dabbsy hasn't heard of Little Big?

intro to Ministry's "New World Order". It is a most excellent track

Mine used to be "Rumble fish twist" by The Flower Kings - partly on the basis that I could be sure that no-one else in my hearing would *ever* be using it.

It's also has a pretty abrupt non-musical start.

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Re: Little Big is so cool...

And HR rules that prevent me bringing a sledgehammer into the office

How about a bucket? Semi-filled with water and judicously placed so that an 'accidental' swipe will drop said mobile into the bucket..

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Re: other people's raucous ringtones foul the air continuously

Thank you so much for spoiling my lunch with your insane drivel.

There are times when I think that the use of a focussed-EMP device should not only be legal, but also mandated.

The aforementioned scenario is one as is yoofs turning their cars into semi-mobile boomboxes.

Oh - and also those people who insist on noise-polluting the local park with their competing audio drivel.

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Re: LLAMA is your friend.

Maybe one day we'll have custom vibrations?

Most of the LineageOS-derived ROMs allow this..

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Re: Ringtones are cringworthy

However, I found it utterly cringeworthy that he had the theme from The IT Crowd as his ringtone.

Indeed. However, *my* ringtones[1] are masterpieces of contempory[2] art..

[1] Personal SIM - "Black Diamond" by Stratovarius. Work SIM: "Bitch Dub" by Linton Kwezi Johnston

[2] Assuming that "contemporary" is floating between the mid-80's and the late 90's..

Apple to dump Intel CPUs from Macs for Arm – yup, the rumor that just won't die is back

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Re: Rosetta-a-like is absolutely necessary

how much of the total energy budget for a Mac goes to just the CPU of the total

Judging by my MacBook Pro, not much. Biggest energy use (by far) is the display, followed by wifi/bluetooth et. al.

UK defence secretary ponders £50m hit to terminate Capita recruiting contract

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Re: "Don't government contracts have some sort of get-out clause"

likely as my cat marrying next doors Rottweiler

My previous two half Rotties loved their cats.. and defended them against the neighbours young male cat.

As does our current (JR/Staffie/Corgi/something something) mutt - despite being a 12-year old rescue when we got him.

Cats and dogs really do mix as long as they are integrated properly.

Someone's in hot water: Tea party super PAC group 'spilled 500,000+ voters' info' all over web

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Re: I wonder ...

If the BOFH in this case was not a Trump Republican

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence..

Softcat warns of Brexit cloud forming over UK tech, vows: If prices rise, we'll pass them on...

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Re: There's always an excuse to increase prices, but...

And then last night on PMQs I saw some mindless cretin

Similar to the entitled cretin of a Tory MP that said "they should just get on with it without any delay" (when talking about Brexit).

Does he not understand that these things are not simple? There isn't a magic wand that can be waved to make all the old treaty obligations to go away and there certainly isn't one to make new trade deals happen..

One is used to MPs being morons, but he took it to a new low.

Finally. The palm-sized Palm phone is back. And it will, er, save you from your real smartphone

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Re: Bizarre

In other news, Macs are now Intel

..for the moment.

I'm sure it won't be long before they run on in-house ARM designs. Why pay Intel for something that the Apple Cortex chips can do?

Think of the price reduction^W^W BOM profit!

Virgin Media? More like Virgin Meltdown: Brit broadband ISP falls over amid power drama

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Re: Steak and Kidney puddings

get a steak and kidney pudding fix.

It seems completely unknown elsewhere in the country

Unless you have a supermarket nearby. Or can cook..

The ink's not dry on California'a new net neutrality law and the US govt is already suing

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Re: Why companies can regulate interstate commerce, and States cannot?

Hypocrisy takes many forms

@BB - I won't argue with your expertise on that subject..

Blueprint of modern construction can be found in a tech cluster... of 19th century England

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"passed to Historic England"

.. isn't quite how it happened.

Historic England and English Heritage used to be the same organisation - English Heritage ratained the name and became a charity[1] focussed on management of the various sites that they have in trust for the nation.

Historic England was the rest of what used to be English Heritage - all the statutary parts and the bits that do Government work (advice on Listing et. al.).

[1] Government budget cycles really don't work with conservation work - sometimes budget would be allocated to work that, for some reason or other, couldn't be done that budget cycle. In becoming a charity, EH is freed from that budget cycle and can manage the budgets in a manner more appropriate for conservation of the buildings that they manage. Historic England remains a government organisation, reporting to DCMS.

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

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It's disfunctional and heavily undemocratic

Like Westminster you mean? One house utterly unelected but rather selected from amongst the cronies of the present government and the other filled with people who are commanded not to vote how their voters wish but rather along pre-determined party lines?

Very little about our current system is terribly democratic (probably becuase it doesn't work terribly well with large groups of people - even the ancient Greek Democracies didn't work terribly well and they were only small groups of citizens.)

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Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years

What makes you think we'll let you back in?

Our cute and winning personalities?

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Re: Non-binding it may be, but we're still doomed.

remoaners

What is it with the cretins continually using this word? Don't they have any original, creative insults to use?

Or are they, as their attitude would seem to suggest, stuck as eternal 10-year-olds who have just read about the British Empire for the first time?

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YOU LOST. LOSERS. GET OVER IT

Why does every brexiteer seem to say this all the time? Are they feeling inadequate?

PS: The last time someone said that to me IRL was when I was about 10 and had just come second in an 800m race. I would have hoped that those who have reached voting age might have grown up a bit more than a 10 year-old but it looks like disappointment springs eternal..

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days

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Re: DnD?

I am, unfortunately, old enough that my first thought was of a certain role-playing game with funny dice

Nowt wrong with ADnD. Apart from the riduculous racially-limited class system. And the many inconsistencies. And the overt sexism..

(But hey - I was a student then and spent far more time playing ADnD and CoC than actually studying..)

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Re: The Meaning of Stob

climbing a Dollis Hill

Amusingly, there was a Dollis Hill council estate in the London Borough of Barnet (where I was dragged up).

Not a place you wanted to go on your own. Or even in a small squad with major weaponry.

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Re: "you were seriously stuck up a gum tree"

By 1988, Usenet was quite a useful tool

It still is (for a very limited definition of "useful")..

Microsoft Azure gains Availability Zones and Immutable Blobs

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"bean-counters will be delighted to learn that there is no additional charge"

I think there's a missing "yet" on the end of that phrase..

Trump pulls trigger in US-China tit-for-tat tariff tiff: 10% slapped on $200bn of imported kit

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Re: Tariff recursion

This trade war idiocy just doens't stack up

No-one ever accused Trump of being a rational, sensible being..

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Re: In trade

whole opium for tea affair. That didn't go very well for them

To be fair, they did have a point - there was so much silver flowing out of the country (the Europeans wanted silver for their opium - by that point the British were already growing enough tea in the various bits of Empire that they didn't really need Chinese tea) that the Chinese currency was crashing (their currency was based on the silver tael and there wasn't enough silver left to make the standard coin so they had to debase the coinage..).

And the various European powers were forcing the Chinese government to allow people to buy the opium, despite the fact that it was illegal to do so in China.

So - not so much of a trade war as a "you will buy our poison that's killing your population" war.

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Re: In trade

legitimately via license, they pirate

Much like the US then..

Judge: Georgia's e-vote machines are awful – but go ahead and use them

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Re: Have you forgotten how to count?!

and under the gaze of 'tallymen/women'

All doubtless fuelled by copious free banannas..

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Re: Scanning?

In Canada (generally), the staff manually sort the ballots, and then count them

Likewise in most civilised countries. And in the UK :-)

US State Department confirms: Unclassified staff email boxes hacked

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Trousers with storage in them, what a great idea!

And given how tight breeches usually are (jodhpurs are a modified form of breeches) I'd really, really not want to see yer average American in them..

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Re: Why is there even another "unclassified" State Department email system?

It was Mrs. Clinton who set it all up...

Just when I was thinking that an element of sanity and reality was starting to seep into Bob's world he goes and posts something like this.

Oh - and if he's going to try to claim that "it was all a joke" - well, jokes have to have an elemnt of truth or cleverness to be funny..