* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

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Silent night, social fight: Is Instagram the new Facebook for pro-Trump Russian propagandists?

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Re: The wrong culprit

but Trump won the elections

Err.. I think you'll find he didn't. He lost the popular vote but the (unelected) U.S. Electoral College chose him anyway..

(There was recently both an Only Connect *and* University Challenge question using the few US Presidents that got elected by the College despite losing the popular vote)

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Re: Not exactly what it seems

Stalin days nostalgia

Sure, you might get sent to the Gulags or shot for wearing blue jeans, but at least the trains ran on time(*)..

(*) Except when they didn't - because the driver annoyed someone in the Politbureau and is currently breaking rocks in Siberia..

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let's have some government regulate all of our communications

In other news, straw men are made of straw and a big fires gonna burn..

Boffins don't give a sh!t, slap Trump's face on a turd in science journal

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Re: Curious precedent on what is allowed

Socialism and Communism have proven themselves to be brutal, dystopian, totalitarian systems of government

As have many right-wing governments - many of them supported by the US..

Hint: It's not the political system that's at fault - it's the people ruling. Power corrupts and all that..

Brexit-dodging SCISYS Brits find Galileo joy in Dublin

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Re: Merry Brexmas ...

But now in Rees-Mogg land we get to replace EU rules with US rules

Especially the plutocracy. Rees-Mogg wants to be part of the new nobility..

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Re: Sadly with May running the clock down...

There was no way to do this without either breaking the Good Friday agreement or else damaging the Union that the Conservative and Unionist Party stands for

And this is the fundamental issue for the Tory Party - in order to kowtow to the fanatical Brexiteers (most of whom appear to be stuck in the 17th - or at best the 18th - centuries) they now have to cause a rupture of the Union - one of the fundamental things their party stands for.

And let's face it, post-Brexit, the liklihood of Scotland voting for independance goes up markedly. Especially as one of the critical reasons for the sececcionists losting the vote last time was that they wouldn't be part of the EU if they left the UK..

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Re: Meanwhile Mayhem in still playing chicken with the British economy

I have a tiny smidgeon of sympathy for May - she's pretty much in an impossible situation wherre anything she does is pretty much going to be blocked by one segment of Parliament or other..

Then I remember that she got herself into this situation by calling a snap election that she didn't need to and eroding her majority to the extent that she needed to be propped up by buying support from a bunch of throwbacks from Norn Iron.

Bed <--> Lie.

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Re: Why Dublin?

English stops being an official Eu language

It won't - because English is an official language in several EU countries..

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Re: Why Dublin?

The Guiness is better in Dublin

Not in my experience - it makes me vomit there too.. (as do most bitters and some stouts)

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Re: Why Dublin?

Tá mo shreabhadh móra lán de eascanna

Chan eil fios agam..

(Sadly, I don't know any Manx Gaelg - only Gaidhlig)

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Re: Re-Moaners ... You lost

no surprise there, my cats could

If they could be bothered. That's what they have minoins^W humans for..

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Re: != Brexit dodging

But the biggest market for Cornish fishermen is the European Union

And the ones I've seen quoted are hoping that fishing quotas will be removed post-Brexit.

Newsflash - The won't. Otherwise, in ten years time, we won't have any fish left. The UK is going to have to co-operate with the EU on fishing - otherwise we'll be back in the pre-quota world where fishing catches were getting smaller and smaller because all the pre-breeding stock is being caught and eaten.

In short - the sea doesn't care about borders - and neither do fish.

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Re: != Brexit dodging

House of Windsor - German and Greek!

And now (horror of horrors!) part American..

(Said firmly tongue-in-cheek - I think an expansion of the Royals outside their traditional Home Counties bloodline is a Good Thing)

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Re: != Brexit dodging

infighting withing the Tory party has inflicted on the nation

And Labour isn't much better - since quite a few of their MP's are from areas that voted Leave, they don't have the bottle to stand up and be counted.

Corbyn would generate a lot of votes in currently-Tory area that voted Remain by calling for either an end to Brexit or a Peoples Vote.

One year on after US repealed net neutrality, policymakers reflect soberly on the future

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Re: Economists favouring repeal of net neutrality

good for the economy, not necessarily good for consumers

*Good* economists (not as in the alignment - as in 'ones who can see longer-term') understand that without the consumers benefiting, the economy will eventually go down the drain..

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Re: This is the future

This is the future of the current party in control

And, sadly, the same thing is happening all over the world, in all political spectra. The demagogues are taking over where truth isn't important - all that is important is the masses believing what comes out of your mouth (and voting for you)

Oxford startup magics up metamaterials for next-gen charging

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"that turned a surface into a speaker"

After all, the Vogons managed to do it - how hard can it be?

Hole-y ship: ISS 'nauts take a wander to crack Soyuz driller whodunnit

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Re: When was the hole made?

get out the rubber truncheons.

Followed by a no-expenses-paid trip to the colder parts of Siberia on work experience.

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Re: Doh....

Why do we bother with a Parliament of morons?

Ohh - I know this one!

Because we elect people who haven't ever had a real job[1] in their lives? Who have spent all their 'working' life in a political/social bubble and never, ever have had to do something real?

[1] IE - not politics/banking/legal.

Super Micro says audit found no trace of Chinese spy chips on its boards

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All in all Bloomberg's failure to retract this story leaves a sizeable stain on their integrity.

What little they had left anyway..

Poor people should get slower internet speeds, American ISPs tell FCC

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"light touch regulation."

And that's working just wonderfully now isn't it.

Just like it did in the Banking world. After all, it didn't cause the biggest recession this century did it?

Oh.

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Re: Well, if they don't think it's fair...

I'd ALWAYS have to PAY for it, and people who ARE LAZY would RECEIVE IT.

You sir are an abomination. Did you ever stop to think in your smug world that maybe, just maybe the people without are without not because they are lazy but because people like you refuse to do your Christian duty to help the poor? You are so caught up in your refusal to acknowledge anyone else that you can't see that maybe, just maybe, people like you are part of the problem?

For once in your life take a good look in a mirror and examine yourself. And not in a "I'm OK Jack" way.

25% of NHS trusts have zilch, zip, zero staff who are versed in security

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Re: "no staff with security qualifications ..."

So let's please have more people with expertise, but let's stop selecting them on the basis of bogus qualifications that signify nothing of value.

[Wild applause].

Sadly, in order to make the case for someone to be employed or promoted, HR departments mostly want to go for the safe option and that's to require them to have qualifications of some sort. It's very rare that an IT-person-with-a-clue is allowed to both write the job spec *and* be part of the interview process.

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Re: I wish this was a unique situation

in-house IT security-aware

And lets also say it here - just becuase someone has a "security qualification" doesn't mean that they are any good at actually doing IT security - it just means they have a qualification..

Much like the much-despised MCSE[1] - all it proves is that someone has regurgitated their crammed training during an exam.

[1] Must Call Someone Experienced..

LG's beer-making bot singlehandedly sucks all fun, boffinry from home brewing

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Re: Why?

So what is the point of it, and who is the target audience?

1. To make the manufacturers money and

2. People with more money than sense (or ability).

Next!

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Re: Does it despense vast amounts of bog rool??

drunkenly weaved

"Wove" is (I believe) the past tense of "To Weave". Just like "shone" is the past tense for "to shine" and not "shined".

What is it with the lack of ability with the past tense[1]? I mean, in my day they didn't particularly teach English grammar at school and I still managed to work it all out!

Kids today eh?

[1] Something that, I suspect, the Americans have infected us with - it's something I first saw in US-based self-published authors..

Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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Re: Xmas dinner?

Cranberry sauce is shit.

Amen brother.

With the added bonus of being one of the things that puts my arthritis into overdrive. Yet another reason to dislike the Christmas season where *everything* seems to have cranberry added to it.

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Re: festive fried food

I'll take a gross. Do they ship internationally?

Gross being the operative word. And no, they won't ship because international laws on shipping toxic substances prohibit.

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kids' nappies, they needed no encouragement or specific dietary additions to produce a contents which warranted full HAZMAT protocols

Never having had (or wanted) kids I can't confirm - however, in the cat world, the equivalent is your moggie eating either shrews or house martins.

Both a *violent* emetics. I've never seen a cat projectile-vomit and have the violent runs at the same time before..

He competely ignored birds from that moment on.

College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals

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Re: BBC Micros at college

I did exactly the same thing!

During my first proper job (mainframe assembler programmer - ah the joys of running the 3270 terminal emulator on IBM PS/2 50z machines connected to a 4mb token-ring..) I got bored a lot. One day, I discovered the joy of MD-DOS system calls and a freeware DOS assembler..

We used OS/2 LAN Server as our network management and so had a whole heap of print and file servers scattered around the building, none of which had any security at all.

Then one day, I didcovered the network enumeration API.. one broadcast storm later (and a PC that I hurredly switched off to stop said storm), I had a complete list of all the file servers.

I amended my code and (overnight) ran it again and ended up with a complete list of all the files on all the servers - most of which had been put there by staff and were unknown to the Powers That Be (and, in quite a few occasions, that was probably just as well - even if in the mid-90's, the porn was pretty low-res..).

There were quite a few games though, all of which I copied onto floppies and took home.

Huawei CFO poutine cuffs by Canadian cops after allegedly busting sanctions on Iran

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Re: China is not a democracy

They have no 'belief' in Western free market capitalism

Neither does the current US administration - they prefer a capitalist/protectionist state where monopolies rule (since those monopolies are generally their friends).

FCC slammed for 'arbitrary and reckless' plan to change how text messages are regulated

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Re: To use a favourite Wikipedia phrase

"text messages were originally an engineering function that the first mobile engineers left in and which telcos were initially extremely skeptical of"

Citation needed.

Ok - not an official citation but here goes:

Many, many years ago (mid-late 1990's), I worked at the Motorola tentacle responsible for making and selling cellular base-stations of mobile service providers. We also provided other services - one of which was one of the first txt message handlers, written for Cellnet (remember them?) and running off one of the big Sun servers that we had sat in our computer rooms. One of my friends was part of the team that wrote the message handler..

And yes, before they worked out how to monetise it, the service providers were *extremely* resistant to offering the service to customers since it used up bandwidth on the control channels that had hitherto been reserved solely for engineering messages - something which would cost them money to expand if the service became popular.

Of course, they ended up charging obscene multiples of the actual cost of the txt message (I remember them being in the order of 6p/txt when the actual cost was more of the order of .00001p/txt) because it made *lots* op money while costing very, very little.

Awkward... Revealed Facebook emails show plans for data slurping, selling access to addicts' info, crafty PR spinning

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Re: This is just a way to get our US minds off the orange toad

Not that this has anything to do with UK or governance.

Well - there is an awful lot of huffing and puffing over in the US that one of their client states has dared to ignore the results of a US court case..

The British Home Office was warned about its crappy data management – then Windrush happened

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the home office is staffed by proto totalitarian racists

T'was ever thus. As can be seen from the BBC series "Peaky Blinders" which, although a drama, was pretty well researched as to prevailing morality and customs.

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Re: In occasions like this...

case of absolute evil or one of absolute incompetence

They are not mutually exclusive - especially when the incompetence is deliberate..

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Re: What Data?

nor that Devon, my own place of birth, was in England

Devon? In England? Wash your mouth out!

(The disinclination to be labeled as English appears to be spreading from Cornwall to Devon - or at least according to my Cornish/Devonian[1] wife..)

[1] Not - not the geological era. Honest dear.. The bed in the garage again? OK.

Apple co-founder and former CEO has the most expensive John Hancock on the planet

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Re: Weird Correlation

if she ever actually signed anything

She signed lots of things - every Act of Parliament during her reign for one.. (Mind you, the Hansard archive might be a tad miffed if you tried to make off with them)

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Re: Very good of you

It might even be worth me making the trek to a real branch of my bank.

I hate to burst the dreams of unimaginable wealth, but cheques are only valid for up to six months after signing (unless there are truely exceptional circumstances).

GOPwned: Republicans fall victim to email hack

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Re: The Russians are Coming!!!

If Trump gets impeached, there'll be a President Pence

Which is a truely, truely scary prospect. He's as evil as Trump but about 100 times more competent.

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Re: All we can do is wait

how on earth do you know there's nothing there?

Because he's a True Believer who can't believe that the Repubs can ever do any wrong..

In other words - another symptom of the political dysfunction and tribalism currently infecting Western democracies.

From Motown to lockdown: Detroit bathroom bung IT exec gets one year in the clink

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for someone to risk imprisonment for 30k USD over 7 years

No-one ever suggested that all criminals were smart..

Surface Book 2 afflicted by mystery Blue Screen Of Death errors

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Re: I wonder if this level of service will be extended

POKE 59458,62

(http://www.6502.org/users/andre/petindex/poke/index.html - possibly mythical way of destroying the build-in monitor on a Commodore PET)

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Re: MS fucks up again...

air is breatheable

At the moment. But Trump and his little trumplings are trying to fix that..

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

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Re: "It's deeply offensive" says 53 year old man

God botherers who think Christmas and the associated garish decorations are important

But not to those of us that actually think about such things rather than being fed opinions..

(Chrstmas as we know it has very little to do with the birth of Christ - which was probably in March - and everything to do with the Catholic Church borging pagan festivals in order to keep their converts happy)

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Re: Is it a penis or....

one of the three gods mentioned in the first part of the Bible (Adonai, Elohim and Yahweh)

Yet another example of "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"..

Adonai is an Aramaic word (the New Testament and bits of the OT were written in Aramaic - most of the OT was written in Ancient Hebrew) that is cognate with 'Lord'. The Ancient (and Modern) Jews have a proscription about using the names of God directly (YHWH being one of them) and so used the word 'Adonai' as a placeholder. Much the same way as we say 'Lord' instead of using YHWH.

Elohim (which is plural) simply means "mighty ones" (or "sons of God" - 'El' means God/mighty power in ancient Hebrew and is used sometimes and one of the Names of God). Sometimes used to refer to angels, other times used to refer to the faithful.

YHWH is a word that stands in for the phrase "I am what I am" (one of the names of God that declares his purpose - can also be stated as "I will be what I will be" - Ancient Hebrew only had two tenses - past complete and incomplete). Also note that ancient Hebrew had no written vowels so modern English has added in the extra vowels to give some idea of the pronunciation.

So in summary (and apologies for the Biblical nerdism), your reasoning and example are utterly wrong since none of the three names you mentioned are anything to do with an acient fertility god. There were gods who were referred to using 'El' - but only because all the langueages in the area were related and used similar names. Not three Gods, but different names for the same God (and one name that is plural and doesn't refer to God at all - as in the ancient sh'ma: "Hear O Israel, the Lord our God is One" - which in Modern Hebrew uses 'Adonai' as a placeholder.).

And yes, I have studied that stuff - for a lot of my life.

Dog with 'psychotic tendencies' escapes home to poop on his neighbours' pillows

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Re: Bah!

this dog may be a case for use of shock collars

Something that is utterly illegal in civilised countries.

The fact that BB recommends it (and appears quite blase about use of shock collars) says all you need to know about his personality and utter selfishness and lack of empathy.

Quite honestly, anyone that approves of the use of those things has no right to call themselves human, let alone a person.

CubeSat buddies, like those sent to track Mars InSight landing, can be used in future missions

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And what shape would that be to non-Yanks?

Same shape as a rounders ball..

International politicos gather round to grill Dick, head of Facebook policy, on data slurping

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'firm was "pleased about the right kind of regulation"'

AKA "regulation that we are allowed to write that doesn't commit to anything and allows us to get away with whatever we please"..

For an example, please see the US FCC.

Angry Googlers demand bosses pull the wings off 'Dragonfly' censored Chinese search engine

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Re: Its a corporation, not a cooperative

sustained campaign against them in both the US and the UK

To be fair (and I remember the 1970s), the pendulum had swung too far tawards the unions and things needed to be rebalanced.

Unfortunately, it swung too far the other way. Maybe we need to damp the osscilation a little bit to get a nice central steady-state.

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Re: Nice to know that everything is okay....

incoherent drivel ranting there's been on here for quite a while

And let's face it, the various Brexit 'discussions' have set a pretty low bar..