* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

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Iran sent threatening pro-Trump emails to American Democrats, Russia close behind, says US intelligence

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Re: SPF

If only recipients used SPF!

You know a lot of places don't bother with SPF? All the domains I manage have their SPF properties correctly set but I still get lots of bounced mails where the originals claim to be from one of my domains..

And it's quite clear (looking at the headers) that the scumbags that sent them are using mail servers that don't even make a pretense of looking at SPF (my servers are neither in Brazil nor Russia. Or Thailand or China[1] or some parts of Eastern Europe).

[1] A lot of those places are geo-blocked on my firewall - I know it's not going to block everything but it does vastly reduce the attacks on my webservers and also the amount of spam that I get. And every little helps.

FYI: NASA appears to have scooped dirt from an asteroid 200 million miles away and plans to bring it back home

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Re: To boldly go where Japan has been ten years ago?

and just says "yup, it's dirt."

Unlikely given how few bacteria and worms there are in space - the majority of usual soil is lifeforms of various sorts and the... 'output' of said creatures.

Pedantic I know. But without pedantry, where are we?

Samsung aims boot at Apple's decision not to bundle a charger in with the iPhone 12, foot ends up in mouth

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Re: Pay more, receive less

Way to gouge us

You are not required to buy one. Too expensive? Don't buy it.. Too loaded with crapware? Don't buy it (which is one reason I don't buy Samsung).

Moral of the story - buy the phone that's at the price you want and with the features you want.

Yahoo! Groups! to! shut! down! completely! on! December! 15!... Tens! mourn!

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"Then again, we're getting on fine without Alta Vista."

I'm not sure about "fine" when you look at some of the alternatives.

Fortunately, Usenet still exists.. And because it isn't known much, no more Eternal September..

Mark Zuckerberg, 36, decides that having people on his website deny the deaths of six million Jews is a bad thing

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Re: Ever increasing totals

Or being several generation Sabra, Gadot probably has a historically correct look for Cleopatra..

Same goes for Western depictions of Christ - he wouldn't have been a tall, handsome white guy.. (especially when you take Isiah 53 into account: "he had no form or beauty that would attract us"..).

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Re: I met one the other day

China appears to be trying to obliterate the culture

They are doing much as the UK[1] did with parts of Ireland and the Highlands of Scotland in the 17th-19th century - forbidding expression of culture and forcing an overlay of their culture in its place. The problem is, now there isn't somewhere to do the Dance Called America for the refugees to go.

[1] Yes - the spawn of the UK (the US, Canada and Australia) did a similar thing and are still doing to a greater or lesser extent.

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Re: I met one the other day

Communism has always been a totalitarian regime

Depends on your definition - the 1st Century Christians practiced a form of voluntary communalism which Acts describes as "they gave as they could and were given as was needed".

So that's pure communism. Communism in the last century and this is somewhat different in that it relies on the destruction and suppression of the owning class by the working class. The trouble is, once the owning class is destroyed, the bits of the working class that did the destruction (or the leaders of said subclass) become the new owning class and tighten their grip on power by controlling said owned resources while maintaining the forms and rhetoric of the working class. Which isn't communism, it's communal facism.

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Re: One awful conspiracy theory down

It'll be Stole the election

AKA "stabbed in the back".

Look for the 2nd US revolution to start in a beer hall somewhere.

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Re: So it only took this long?

That is when Biden gets his shot to destroy America

He's too late - Trump has already destroyed most of what made America 'great'.

British Army develops AI shotgun drone with machine vision for indoor use

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Re: RE: applies an equal and opposite force to the launch platform

there is nobody standing in the opposite direction to the target

Much like firing an anti-tank missile (or so I've heard)

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

a new AI based on labaratory cats to the thing?

And call it "A game of rat and dragon"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon

(I remember reading that many, many years ago..)

NHS COVID-19 app's first weekend: With fundamental testing flaw ironed out, bugs remaining are relatively trivial

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Re: Call me Mr Cynical but...

thorough the testing was

It compiles! Time to release it..

SAP S/4HANA rollout at Queensland Health went so well that hospitals bent over backwards to avoid using it

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Re: So tell me if you heard this one: an ERP deployment goes horribly over budget...

So what terrible Indian outsource shop/slave market did they use?

Doesn't need an Indian outsourcer - sometimes an internal team can do just as badly. When I was at a certain bat-winged supplier of cellular base stations in the late 90's, we had a project to deploy what was called a "factory management suite" - it did component ordering, build tracking, inventory levels, order and shipping tracking etc etc rather than relying on paperwork and people.

To say that it was badly done is an understatement. Each of the modules was late and, when 'finally' implemented, we could ship anything for several weeks - until they (reluctantly) paid for external consultants to actually fix the problems.

The project manager got a handsome promotion out of it even though the project ended up successful (despite being way over time and budget) depite the PM rather than because of the PM..

Outsourcing just makes failure more likely..

First-world problems: The pumpkin spice latte is here, but the Starbucks loyalty card app has wiped my balance

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Re: Coffee chain coffee

If there isn't a decent café around?

Drink tea.

(We've got a couple of local chain coffee shops here - they sell good coffee and decent food - certainly better than the big international chains do).

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Re: What's a Starbucks?

I have a jar of Nescafé if that helps

That would certainly help me have a migraine.. (for some reason, normal cafetiere/filter coffee gives me migraines but espresso doesn't unless I let it drip for a long time before removing the cup). Probably something that gets extracted on a long soak and the water being pumped under pressure doesn't give it time.

So it's lattes all the way down for me. Or doppio espresso..

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Re: entitles them to free extras in their drinks

Heh, it's starbucks

I'd rather drink McDonalds coffee and I hate their coffee.

Support a local coffee shop - there are plenty of them around and they don't sell overburnt and bitter 'coffee' at extortionate prices like Starbucks do.

I'm saving up for a bean to cup machine for home.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Re: Dont worry, the pain

The stronger The Faith

"But I tell you this, faith without works is dead. You say you have faith - then show it by the works you do". So, all those people putting their faith in Brexit are going to be very, very disappointed

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Re: Dont worry, the pain

archaeologists will decide the markings on the outside of the units had religious significance

"It's a lorryhenge and undoubtably used for ritual purposes.."

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Re: What's in a name...

Kent

And a version for Southampton, Harwich, Plymouth, Fisgard..

Is it just me or is it odd that they are focussing on Kent and seem to be utterly ignoring the other ports? Some of them have a throughput somewhat equivalent to Dover..

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Re: What's in a name...

end up referred to as Kermits

I prefer zmodem myself..

This is how demon.co.uk ends, not with a bang but a blunder: Randomer swipes decommissioning domain

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Have an email system that can handle multiple domains

I use qmail and vpopmail. Of course, it doesn't have a point-'n-drool interface so most support staff wouldn't be able to cope with it..

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Re: Freeserve

Wow that was the one I started with

I started with Demon (on a 14.4k modem and then migrated to a blazingly fast 33.6k linux auto-dial box. When we moved to our current house, I also got a Freeserve account (cos it was free) and used it to leech usenet and napster.. Until they cut me off for being on 24/7 and using up lots of data..

Then I went onto Home Highway to Demon - 64k of bonded 24/7 bandwidth! That lasted until DSL came to the area..

I eventually left Demon (post-Thus borging) after being screamed at by one of their Indial service-deskers (apparently, asking if we could just skip all the stuff that I'd told them before was 'disrespectful' and moved to another ISP (can't remember who) for a number of years. Then moved to Zen and got FTTC. And Openwoe were recently in the area putting in the equipment and cabling for FTTP so I'll upgrade to that one it's enabled (still with Zen).

And, one day, I'll even work out how to implement the abomination that is IPV6. Well, one can dream..

Oracle hosting TikTok US data. '25,000' moderators hired. Code reviews. Trump getting his cut... It's the season finale

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Re: Trumps cut

Send a big honkin Exadata rack directly to him at Mar a Lago

Delivered directly by B-52?

Who cares what Apple's about to announce? It owes us a macOS x86 virtual appliance for non-Mac computers

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The author..

.. is making the same mistake as Apple did in the early 1990s. Then, they opened up their OS to clone makers and *lost* market-share. Why? Because the clone makers were, to a greater extent, crap at building clones. So they performed worse than Apple kit and put people off using the Apple OS. Also, a clone-builder sale meant a lost hardware sale for Apple but there were not enough OS sales to make up for the lost hardware sales. So Apple started on the long slide to potential bankruptcy that only ended when Jobs went back there and promptly killed the clone program.

So, if Apple does as the author suggests and allows people to virtualise MacOS, all that will result in is lost hardware sales. Since Apple is still partly a hardware company, they gain nothing out of the deal (the MacOS store income is, let's face it, paltry compared to the iOS app store income) and won't replace that with extra app store income or software income. There is no commercial reason *at all* for Apple to do this and a whole host of reasons why to not do it. Unless, of course, they charge the same for the Mac emulator as they currently do for a top-spec Mac and, if they do that, they'll get zero sales of the emulator. As to Hackintoshes - why should Apple assist those who make it easy for Apple to potentially lose hardware sales?

So I see the chance of Apple doing this about equivalent to the chance of me strolling around on the moon in shorts and t-shirt. And it makes me sad that an El Reg columnist has so clearly missed learning from history.

Tech ambitions said to lie at heart of Britain’s bonkers crash-and-burn Brexit plan

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Or perhaps they thought I was being serious ....

TSA <-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Sense of humour..

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Re: Not State Aid but Offshoring and Money Laundering

which people can't avoid paying if they want to eat

Depends what you eat. If you eat locally-produced produce, don't throw perfectly good food away because you don't fany it and don't eat lots of foods out of season (like strawberries in February) then an import tax won't affect you too much.

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Re: Universities Well it's kind of a good idea but...

philosophy dept? They only use pencils and paper

and mind-altering drugs.. but then they supply those themselves so it's OK..

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Re: State Aid????

That dog is not male, it's brown!

Oh no he's not - he's black, tan and white!

(The other dog used to be a sort of caramel brown - he's more white and grey now).

TikTok takes to the courts to challenge US ban

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Re: Trump hs shown distain for the courts

rump is willing to negotiate away things he claims are 'national security' if he thinks he's getting a "good deal"

So, an quiet handover of a well-stuffed brown envelope and suddenly Tiktok are the greatest thing since Fillet-O-Fish?

Chromium devs want the browser to talk to devices, computers directly via TCP, UDP. Obviously, nothing can go wrong

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Re: I choose the clients...

I believe the phrase is:

No. Hell, no.

So long, Top Gun... AI software waxes US F-16 pilot's tail 5-0 during virtual dogfight drills

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raditional dogfight was pretty much dead as it was cheaper & easier to fire various missiles at your opponents

I remember a sci-fi short story called "A hawk among the pidgeons". The basic plot was that a modern (for the 1980s) fighter[1] somehow gets thrown back through time to WW1.

"Aha!" thinks the pilot - at a stroke I will kill the German biplanes - how hard can it be?

The answer is - very hard. Not enough metal or heat for the missiles to lock onto and the speed difference is just too great for the gun to be useful. The most he can do is try and tear them apart with his slipstream and even that doesn't work.

Just as he's about out of fuel, the time-rift opens again and he's back in his time.

[1] And F104 Starfighter if I remember correctly. Surprised that the pilot survived..

Trucking hell: Kid leaves dad in monster debt after buying oversized vehicle on eBay

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Re: As far as eBay and PayPal are concerned

Whether it was his son, his cat

This is why purchases from my Mac require Touch-ID authentication. I learnt that after the first crate of cans of tuna and 75kg bags of catnip arrived..

And I haven't registered their pawprints.

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ny purchase made by a minor is considered invalid without a parent or legal guardian's approval

IANAL but I think it is this side of the pond too.

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Re: "Suscicious Activity"?

I'm surprised PayPal doesn't have a similar system for fraud prevention

That would get in the way of them squeezing every possible bit of cash out of their marks^w clients..

I loathe them. In fact, loathing is probably a pale imitation of what I really feel for them...

Dido 'Queen of Carnage' Harding to lead UK's Institute for Health Protection because Test and Trace went so well

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Re: well..

and for PHE to be scrapped. Stage 1 complete?

It's the usual Whitehall bait and switch. What was left out of the announcement was that the very people at PHE who messed up the Covid response (doubtless spurred on by the utter lack of comprehension, resources and assistance provided by Whitehall) were slid sideways into the new agency..

So the names have changed but the people in charge are the same. And I doubt very much that Whitehall will let them off the leash to actually, you know, do something effective..

UK govt reboots A Level exam results after computer-driven fiasco: Now teacher-predicted grades will be used after all

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Much like the handling of the exact same problem by the Scottish

Which is even more inexplicable that the English carried on doing what they did - they had a very clear indication from what happened in Scotland that what they proposed was really, really not going to work and yet they carried on doing it anyway..

It's one thing to make the mistake yourself but it's a really special kind of stupid to see the process fail so badly and then CARRY ON AND DO THE SAME THING YOURSELF!

Did they somehow think the special magic of being 'English' would automagically make things work? Or, maybe, did they think that it would be bad for their image to be seen to be following one of the 'lesser'[1] nations?

Whatever. If there were any lingering doubts that Boris' shower of idiots were incompetent then those doubts are hereby dispelled. Yes, they *really* are that incompetent. And, even worse, the Education Minister still has his job and hasn't done the honourable[2] thing and resigned. And even, even worse, Boris hasn't grown a backbone and sacked him.

[1] Not my view at all. If I had my way, all the nations would be a lot more free (including Cornwall)..

[2] Not that most of this government would know what honour was if it dressed up in sparkly clothes and carried a big sign saying "I'm Honour"..

Pot, meet kettle: Google claims Australia's pay-for-news plan could see personal data put to nefarious uses

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Re: People who want to continue will just get VPNs.

or just switch to a less intrusive search engine.

And, if you can't find one, just Duck Duck Go it..

US govt proposes elephant showers for every American after Prez Trump says trickles dampen his haircare routine

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Re: As a side note ...

use a drill to remove the flow restriction in my shower

I used to know people who did that to power-restricted learner motorbikes. And then whinged when said motorbike engine blew up after their hamfisted butchering and (unsurprisingly) their warranty was void..

Search for 'things of value' in a bank: Iowa cops allege this bloke broke into one and decided on ... hand sanitiser

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Re: Hand sanitizer chasers

alcohlics I ever met were doctors

You know the old saying: And alcoholic is someone who drinks more than their doctor...

USA decides to cleanse local networks of anything Chinese under new five-point national data security plan

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Re: Every last Chinese

I'm not being pedantic

Nowt wrong with a little pedantry..

Ever wonder how a pentest turns into felony charges? Coalfire duo explain Iowa courthouse arrest debacle

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Lesson for life..

(and not just support - from my IT experience of 35 years):

*Always* have your CYA material prepared.

UKIP blackmail, data breach sueball allegations were groundless, rules High Court

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Re: And just to think...

...it's thanks to these nutters we have Brexit.

I suspect that this rump of UKIP were just the tools and footsoldiers that Farage used to spread his pernicious message. Once he (and his mysterious backers) got what they wanted, he dropped them like the dross they are.

After all, he's not a paragon of morals and integrity either - becoming an MEP, not bothering to turn up unless he could guarentee that there would be TV cameras and accepting an MEP's pension even though he despised the EU Parliament and all it stood for. At its best it's it's hypocracy.

After banning Chinese comms bogeyman, UK asks: Huawei in this mess? It was a failure of capitalism, MPs told

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Re: Obvious

The 'Free Market'(TM) is a gigantic con

The free market (as such) can't really exist. Either you have a regulated market of some kind in order to attempt to stem rampant criminality or abuse of market position or you have a free-for-all where one company will inevitably win and kill off all the competitors and proceed to form a monopoly to ensure that none of it's competitors can ever overtake it. And any proto-competitors will get swallowed up or forced out of business.

None of todays market is devoid of covert or overt state aid - the Chinese manufacturing sector got so big because of support from the government and the West's rampant desire to pay less and less for more and more. If we concentrate on *only* the price as a determinant of what we buy then we are propping up regiemes that we don't like. Unfortunately, after decades of wrecking our hi-tech and technology companies, sometimes we don't have a choice.

Don't strain yourself, Zuck, only democracy at stake... Facebook makes half-hearted effort to flag election lies by President Trump

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Re: The mistake you're making

Where he's failed is on everything that needs planning

Like: running casinos, running golf courses, running business generally, running a 'university'. IN fact, running anything that involves brainwork, hard work and decency.

I don't know if it's true but surely if he just banked the money left to him or given to him (sometimes illegally) he would have more money now than he currently does (even at his own inflated self-worth).

And why won't he publish his tax returns like previous presidents have? I can only think of two reasons - either they will show that he really doesn't have as much money as he says he does or they will reveal clear indications of criminal or illegal activities (like using campaign funds to silence people for example). Either of which would be deeply embarrasing or lead to criminal charges.

Nokia 5310: Retro feature phone shamelessly panders to nostalgia, but is charming enough to be forgiven

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..SD cards up to 32GB, it can easily carry your music library...

.. if you have a very, very small music library..

Just the Genesis stuff takes up nearly 32GB - all the studio albums at high bitrates, all the optional extras and the bootlegs that I have. Then you add on Marillion, IQ, Flower Kings, Spocks Beard, Ayreon, Dream Theater, Runrig, Pendragon, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Renaissance, ERush, Steve Hackett etc etc..

And that's just the live music library - if you add in the archived stuff that I can't fit on my MBP insternal drive you probably have about 500GB of music. With more being added all the time.

Last I looked, I have several month's worth of songs if you played each track once back to back. And I just tend to listen to the same 30 albums.. (or the live music on shuffle)

Twitter hackers busted 2FA to access accounts and then reset user passwords

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Re: The need for passwordless WebAuthn and Yubikeys

getting a Yubikey for a while.

Until I realized how much it would suck if it was lost or stolen

Which is why I have several - one kept in the safe at home and one carried on me. The one in the safe is configured to have the same access as the live one..

UK smacks Huawei with banhammer: Buying firm's 5G gear illegal from year's end, mobile networks ordered to rip out all next-gen kit by 2027

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Re: Orangeade

The US is a corrupt oligarchy, which is the reason that people actually voted for Trump

.. in order to increase the corruption, decrease the ability to actually look after the poor and to ensure the rich get even richer?

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Re: This will end in tears.

countries with the lowest COVID death rates are also the ones most able to force their citizens to follow draconian rules

Like the well-known dictator-state of New Zealand you mean?

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Re: This will end in tears.

until the Covid situation has been resolved

I forcast that that's not going to happen any time soon. Especially as the antibodies seem fairly short-term and we are yet to have a viable, proven vacciene.

I speak as one of the very vulnerable (t2 non-overweight diabetic, have had a heart attack and am on immuno-suppressents because of arthritis - if I was technology I'd have been reprocessed long ago). Fortunately, my employer isn't going to be opening up the offices any time soon and is very sympathetic to people working from home until we do have a means of protecting ourselves from CV19. And I don't mean just wearing a mask either.

Apple: Don't close MacBooks with a webcam cover on, you might damage the display

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mac Book & look at 45 Deg. to the screen and you will see a complete KB scratched into the display coating

Not on the two I'm currently looking at. But then, I look after my kit (I've got a drawer-full of old mobiles, most of them in pristine condition)