* Posts by CrazyOldCatMan

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SystemRescue 9.06 is here with the shiny new Xfce 4.18

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Re: dd

I did that once with an MP3 player!

I had (well - still have - on the 'old hardware I'll never use again' shelf in the computer room upstairs) a Sony Minidisk player/recorder. In order to transfer files to the minidisks, you had to use the exceedingly crappy Sony music manager.

One of the many 'fun' features it had was that it only allowed you to write a song to disk 3 times and would block any attempt to do more.

Fortunately, underneath was all reliant on an Access database. Deleting the DB and restarting the program prompted for your music library location, imported all the track names and allowed 3 more writes.. (I did try to hack the DB but gave up in the end - the devs had made it as confusing as possible and I couldn't be bothered.)

Pre-MP3 players, the minidisc was actually a pretty usable system even if lacking somewhat is space - you could write the songs out at low bitrates but that made them (to my ears) pretty unlistenable.

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Re: dd

accidentally over-writing your hard disk

Never done that either. But I have done "rm -rf / tmp" (note the space).. Back in the mid-90's, my first linux install (slackware 0.99 - labouriously downloaded by a friend at work cos he had internet and we didn't). At about 3am, all the install done, all the various /etc stuff configured (including dial-on-demand to Demon).

There was a whole heap of stuff in /tmp (this was on a 330MB ESDI drive so space was somewhat of a premium) and I wanted to clean it up. Keyboard reflex made me hit the spacebar after the /

I hit enter, gazing blankly at the screen while the rm did it's stuff. Then frantically hit CTRL-C multiple times when my tired eyes saw what I'd actually typed in.. (aided by an error message about couldn't delete a special file in /dev).

Fortunately, all the /etc stuff was intact so I could copy it all elsewhere, re-run the install then copy it back again. After I had a good sleep!

Musk: Twitter will have 1 billion monthly users inside 18 months

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Re: More Twitter numbers

Musk fired *at* the partridge.

There - FTFY..

(And needless to say, he missed.)

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Re: Track record..

shibboleth

Ironic that that word (or at least, the differences in accent between to Israeli tribes in OT time) was used to kill the people who pronounced it wrongly..

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Re: Track record..

And the next generation re-discovers Godwins Law...

It's a bit late for the eternal september..

(Odd fact - one of the neighbours has a cat that has facial/head markings that very strongly resemble the leader of a 1930's nationalist party in Germany. I started calling him Mr H. T'missus was Not Amused. He's now called (by us) Charlie after Charlie Chaplin) He's actually a really nice cat and doesn't seem to have any desire whatsoever to annex our garden..)

Doctors call for greater scrutiny of bidders for platform that pools UK's health info

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They shouldn't be focusing on a single vendor, they should be creating a single standard

From my (admittedly gin-soaked) memory, there is an international standard for medical data.. ISO lists quite a lot of them (devices, medical information, data transfer etc etc).

The trouble with those standard is that no-one can make lots of money through vendor lock-in. So our good old DoH, perennial friend of corporations with big hospitality budgets, will want to develop their own to suit our 'special circumstances'[1]. Just like they have done soooo many times before. All of which have been a shining model of ability and usability..

[1] We want some nice holidays and to be able to retire to join the big company on a £120k non-exec directorship sort of circumstance..

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Re: It's that simple

Palantir outside of the Lord Of The Rings context

It wasn't good in that context either (by LOTR times anyway) given that Sauron had one and would try to brainmelt/puppet/seduce anyone else who used one..

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Re: missing <sarc>?

Practices (as Data Controller of their patients' records) are the only people who can lawfully instruct their Data Processors to share that data

The online system that my GP uses for patient access to their medical data has an easy-to-find option to opt out of data sharing with non-NHS parties. In fact, the default is 'not to share' and you have to enable it to share..

(The lead GP is a tech-savvy guy - unsurprisingly I get on well with him :-) He's also a really, really good GP)

Yandex plans to break up with its Russian motherland

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Re: No-brainer

all they need to do is charge less than other companies and you'll find no end of people overlooking their past

I mean, look at IBM..

(Not that they ever got hold of the whole "charge less" thing..)

How not to test a new system: push a button and wait to see what happens

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Re: Alternative Lesson: "Never turn anything off if..."

Turning it back on usually is the problem

Especially if, like some of our more 'legacy'[1] systems, turning the system back on isn't just a case of turning all the servers on.. no - a carefully-scripted set of actions (turn on server A, enable services in a specific sequence and timings, turn on server B, wait 5 minutes, turn on server C etc etc).

[1] Short for "we'd like to take them out the back for a mercy-killing but the business won't let us"

Elon Musk to abused Twitter users: Your tormentors are coming back

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Re: Responsibility

They need regulation and governance. Not seemingly random diktats from up on high

Ironically, one of Muskalinos original complaints was that the CEO of Twitter would interfere with moderation decisions..

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Re: Please keep going!

it won't take all that long before twitter gets blocked in the EU

It won't get blocked - it'll just be charged huge fines for every day that it doesn't clean up its act (i.e. never).

Which will hasten the end of Twitter - 3 million Euros/day isn't much in terms of Elons' wealth but it's a huge deal for Twitter.

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Re: advertisers... and suppliers

Musk has started a "don't pay suppliers" push. He wants to re-negotiate contracts while brandishing a stick

Ah - a lesson from the Trump playbook.

1. Hire an independent contractor to do some work (ie replacing all the gold taps at Trump-Florida with ones painted gold cos he needs some money)

2. Contractor does the job, submits invoice.

3. Trump says "I'm not paying because you did a terrible job (ignoring the 'customer is happy' signoff that the contractor got)"

4. Contractor threatens court, Trump replies "I'm much richer than you and I'll crush you in court"

5. Small contractor swears to never do business with Trump again and tells all their friends/local newspapers/Facebook that it's too risky.

Over time, costs rise because Trump/Musk has to find new suppliers from further and further away.

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Re: Twitter “poll”

"Poll" is a euphemism

Or the old English usage - to trim short

(Survived in the term 'pollarded' - used in tree surgery to describe trees with all the limbs cut off and most of the crown taken out)

IBM sues Micro Focus, claims it copied Big Blue mainframe software

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Re: IBM sues Micro Focus, claims it copied Big Blue mainframe software

Ironically, I seem to remember Micro Focus doing a form of IBMs' VM-CMS many years ago (pre-1996!) - I was working at an IBM-only place and we were looking to see if some of the processing could be shifted off the mainframe.

Sadly, the '99% compatibility' excluded one of the main things we wanted it for' (can't remember what - lots of miles and alcohol since then!)

Intel reveals pay-to-play Xeon features with software-defined silicon

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Re: Nothing new here

It is cheaper for IBM to make identical chips

I seem to recall that Intel used to (may still do) have one chip-manufacturing process - they would make all the chips capable of the highest Ghz rating. Then the ones that fail at that frequency would be tested at the next highest and, if they passed, would be sold at that frequency.

Rise and repeat until the chip fails all the testing frequency - at which point it gets crunched.

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Re: It makes sense for CPUs

If the functionality is already built into the device but intentionally and reversibly deactivated by the manufacturer

I have a very vague memory of IBM doing something akin to this with their mainframes - shipped with full functionality but with the features that the customer hadn't ordered turned off.

An 'upgrade' would consist of the engineer turning up and tweaking the setup to enable the feature requested. And adding a few more digits onto the monthly support cost..

Orion reaches the Moon, buzzes surface, gets ready to orbit

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Re: "Dark" side of the moon

I recently had to explain to one of my new-age friends that a crescent moon has exactly the same mass as a full moon (he was convinced that the bits of the moon that he couldn't see were no longer there and it was the 'Cosmos' diminishing and renewing the moon..)

Apparently astrology was his skill-set, not astronomy. Or physics.

He was also deeply disappointed that bathing in the seas of Venus was an unlikely event - unless you happen to have a suit capable of withstanding the heat of molten lead!

(Edit) - he was also deeply disturbed that moon landings would disturb the ecosystem of the moon. So let's add biology to the list of 'nopes'..

US offshore oil and gas installation at 'increasing' risk of cyberattack

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And it's FREE!!

Free and in 'dumb' :-)

Twitter set for more layoffs as Musk mulls next move

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Re: All of this outrage

Man, as a Christian

If you really are one (which I sincerely doubt, based on your posting history) think on this:

"Wherever possible, try to live in peace with all"

Go on, look it up - it's in that book that you probably have never read without someone telling you what you have to believe..

(The Bible).

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Re: the end game emerges...

I'm only there to watch it burn and eat popcorn...

Hope you are not popping it over that fire - who knows what toxic stuff is in the smoke?

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Re: What else can be said

shaped like a dachshund. I like it, I think it sums Space Karen up perfectly.

Oi! Our dachshund wishes to express her extreme displeasure at being used in the same sentence as Musk, let alone in a comparator!

Let's not forget - they were originally bred as hunting dogs (dach is German for badger) and the minitures were bred for going down rabbit burrows (hence the short legs, big feet and loose skin). They are terriers by nature and, the non-messed about ones, still retain that nature.

Ours is a rescue and is *very* much what a dachshund should be - feisty, fearless and owns the ground she stands on. She's bigger than a miniture but smaller than a standard. Having had a personality-vacuum of a miniture long-haired dachsund[1] in the past, this one is definately a proper dog.

[1] My wife was bought up with smooth-haired dachshunds.. her mother got the fluffy one a while after we got married, had her for a year or so then she (the MIL) died so we ended up inheriting the dog. She shared the house with 3 cats[2] and 3 other dogs (one GSD/Rottie cross[3], one Dobie/Rottie cross[4] and a staffie/JR cross[5]. The best description of that dachsund is 'meh' - I think all the inbreeding needed to fix the coat colour badly affected the nature and capabilities of the dog.

[2] The youngest of which took great delight in hunting the dachshund.. he tried that with the new one (even though the cat is 15 now) and discovered that she wasn't a pushover like the last one. He leaves her alone now.

[3] The most laid-back dog I've ever known. It took a *lot* of harassing from other dogs to get him would up.

[4] The boss. She kept the GSD-cross in order and stopped other dogs harassing him.

[5] Also inherited off the MIL. Lovely brindle - looked just like a miniture staffie. Much more staffie natured than JR.

Tesla reports two more fatal Autopilot accidents to the NHTSA

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Re: Another goat? - Lane Departure

I had the "pleasure'' of driving a hire vehicle with "Lane Warning"

My Toyota C-HR has that - I turned it off after I drove the car home from the dealer..

Elon Musk issues ultimatum to Twitter staff: Go hardcore or go home

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Re: What were people expecting?

boss of a "tech" company that never made a profit

Actually, pre-Musk it was making a profit.. only just, but still a profit.

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is that it doesn't make money

It was before Musk bought it and saddled it with a $1bn/year interest bill..

Not a huge profit but still a profit. Which they could have increased by judicious and measured cuts to staff and contractors and fixing their network costs..

Instead, Musk the Pirate comes in, slashing and burning without a clue about what he's doing.

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Re: Easy choice Elon

Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Fuming nitric acid is better.. and, as a bonus, you can't get re-infected!

(Please don't try that at home kids..)

Arm shells Qualcomm's Snapdragon launch party with latest salvo in license war

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It's ironic..

.. that Qualcomm, the king of predatory licensing[1] is accusing someone of doing that to them..

Sauce/goose/gander!

[1] If you dare to mix our processors with other chipsets you'll mysteriously discover that the license fee has expanded enormously. Even though there's nothing in the license terms to forbid it..

Commercial repair shops caught snooping on customer data by canny Canadian research crew

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Re: And anyone is surprised?

Bought the battery off iFixit, followed the great little guide in the package, and hey presto!

Likewise.

That MBP is currently my emergency Proxmox host (in case my main server goes down - the MBP has enough resources to run my main mailserver)

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Re: And anyone is surprised?

To get a HDD out of many laptops requires taking it apart

I had some some fun getting some defunct laptops (no HDD or battery) out of Salzburg (we had an office there and I was bringing them back to the UK to be freshened up, rebuilt and re-deployed).

The very officious lady at outgoing passport control demanded that I boot them up (presumably to ensure that they were read computers and not bombs..). She insisted that, if I couldn't boot them up, they would be taken off me and destroyed.

I pointed out that they had no battery or HD so wouldn't be able to boot. She insisted. I suggested that, if they were going to be destroyed, I'd need her name, badge number and rank as well as a signed receipt. We would then invoice the Austrian Government for the cost of replacements..

One of her senior colleagues then had a quiet word with her. I happily signed a bit of paper (in English and German) to indicate that there were no explosives in the laptops and went on my way.

(I did have a toolkit in my luggage - but that was, by this time, already in the cargo hold. And, if I'd had to open each of the cases, I'd miss my flight and would have to spend another 8 hours in the terminal and (of course) miss my connecting flight to the UK).

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Re: And anyone is surprised?

hollowed out pound coin

*Sucks teeth*..

Defacing the currency of the realm eh? Prison is too good for you!

(As a callow yoof I got severely told off by a British Transport plastic policeman[1] for putting an old penny[2] on the local train line - I wanted a nice flattened copper disc and thought it would be fun to try[3])

[1] Looks like a policeman but actually isn't. Yes, they do have some limited ability but, away from stations or rail lines, they have very, very little power. And the one that tried to stop my motorbike as I was riding past our local station nearly ended up with a road-legal, doing a legal speed 125cc learner bike (it was a long time ago) embedded in his pelvis. Lesson: don't leap out in front of a bike doing 30mph and trust that the rider has sufficient reflexes to stop. Luckily for him, I did. I also had the sense to refuse his request for my license and registration details - since I wasn't on BR property nor doing anything illegal he had precisely zero right to ask me for them. He wasn't happy but there was nothing he could do and he knew it.

[2] Big old copper coin. I think it was George VI..

[3] Don't try this kids. I'd forgotten that the line was carrying the new-fangled 125 trains that could go a good deal faster than the old DMU's..

FTX collapse prompts other cryptocurrency firms to suspend withdrawals

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Re: Not to worry

In a bear market

You buy bears? Teddy ones hopefully..

(Even the herbivorous Panda still has proper-bear teeth and claws. And isn't afraid to use them on something they think is threatening them!)

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Re: Has anyone seen my tulip bulbs? ASIDE

includes leeks and shallots

No no - leeks *are* toxic. To anyone round me if I eat them..

(which isn't likely because, gastric effects aside, I can't stand the taste. And my mother was Welsh!)

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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I bet most of the readership could apply this epitaph to their PHB.

If it's long and shaped like a baseball bat then, yes..

Musk tells of risk of Twitter bankruptcy as tweeters trash brands

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Re: More and more

indeed, he is deliberately trying to completely destroy Twitter

The phrase "never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence" springs to mind. His rampant narcissism (probably fueled by experimental drug mixtures that the techbros seem to value) and his refusal to accept that he's nothing like the genius that his sycophants claim he is all seem to have peter-principled him many more than one level above his competence.

Twitter is suffering from mad bro disease. Open thinking can build it back better

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All religions are cults

Ah.. I love the voice of unrestrained ignorance..

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

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An incident like this..

.. was what made me finally drop Demon Internet..

My DSL connection (yes, it was quite a while ago) was, at that time, connected via a connector under the pavement - a connector where the flap that was supposed to make it waterproof had a large chip taken out of it - which meant real, sustained rain would eventually seep down into the cavity and surround the connector. Which, over time, would corrode the connectors and I'd lose my DSL connection.

So, about once or twice a year, I'd have to call Demon to get a BT engineer out to look at it - I'd have a quiet word with them when they arrived, they would clean things up and close the call with a 'connection cleaned up' message. All were happy (except me because I had to do it at all, but at least happy that there was a known, simple fix).

Then Demon got borged, not once, but twice. The nice friendly techies on their helpline got replaced by script-reading robots that either didn't have the power to diverge from the script or, more likely, lacked the desire to do so.

So my connection went down again so I duely rang the helpdesk (ha!). Went through the rigmarole (no, it's not a single computer, it's several of them connected to a switch, behind a firewall. No I can't reset the firewall. No, I can't unplug the affected computer because it's several. No, none of the computers are running Windows[1]. Yes, it's a known issue that should be on my customer record. So please raise a call to BT for them to come to check the cabling).

Sometimes it would work, sometimes not - depending on the helpfulness of the individual concerned.

Then came the final day. I'd called the helpdesk three times, trying to find out what was happening to the call I'd logged two days ago, each time going through the same rigmarole and getting more and more annoyed each time. So, expecting nothing but disappointment, I phoned them again and came up against someone who was obviously either having a bad day or a severe case of entitlement..

I went through the rigmarole again but, as soon as I tried to diverge from his pre-prepared script he started to panic and told me that I *must* give him the information (which was utterly meaningless in the context) or he wouldn't continue. I asked to speak to his manager - at which point he started to scream at me that I was disrespecting him and that he was the one controlling things. I asked again to speak to the manager. He put the phone down on me.

I waited 5 minutes and called again. My ill-fortune continued - I ended up in his phone queue again. As soon as I started to speak he swore at me several times and put the phone down.

So I called the Sales team (still UK based at that point) and asked for a transfer code (can't remember what it was called - this was before the new provider could request for you). When they asked why (with a resigned sigh - I suspect that they were the busiest team left at Demon) I explained what had happened with the helpdesk.

They provided me with my code without any argument. They also asked me whether I wanted to raise a formal complaint - which I did. I moved away from Demon with dome regret - it was my first proper ISP and it had been a really good one until the borging.

IDNet was my next ISP, then I eventually settled on Zen which is my current ISP. Only a total of 3 ISPs in my personal internet life!

Apple and Amazon conspired to raise iPhone and iPad prices, claims class action lawsuit

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If he knew he could get them cheaper why not use one of the cheaper vendors?

Because any vendor that sold them significantly below the Apple RRP will find themselves being unable to buy any stock direct from Apple..

They are *very* protective of their pricing structure!

Musk sells $3.95 billion in Tesla shares, paid eleven times more for Twitter

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Re: "It no longer publishes monthly data on the number of active users it has"

What is this thing you call an "ad"?

It's the extra mobs that turn up when you are doing an EOL boss fight..

Tesla recalls 40k cars over patch that broke power steering

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I am glad my car cannot get firmware updates.

One of ours doesn't either - mostly because it barely has electrics, let alone electronics..

And what electics it does have are (from memory) Lucas parts - hence the 'barely'. It is converted to negative ground and has an alternator fitted so is *slightly* improved over a stock Morris 1000.

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Re: Power steering

They had lower geared racks and more leverage from larger diameter steering wheels

Yup - been there, done that. My wife (who at 5 foot 2 and less than 9 stone would never describe herself as having muscles) manages to handle the Morris Minor - even with the lack of syncromesh on 1st gear..

Her joke is that the aircon control is a handle in the door that she winds a couple of times!

(The old guy that does the servicing[1] for the Morris turns up in his 1930's Austin car. Doesn't have to bother locking it - it doesn't have door locks..)

[1] I have the mechanical aptitude but not the desire..

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Re: Power steering

hope I had enough momentum to get me out of the way of the other car

Ah - the famous 'deadstick' calculations - can I finish this manouver without power and without dying?

Used to do it all the time on the motorbike.

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Re: Power steering

There's a reason why the steering wheel on the Morris Minor is much bigger than it needs to be - more torque!

We used to have a Citroen XM - really nice car apart from the (then) Citroen build quality (or lack thereof). It had a nice fancy hydropneumatic self-levelling suspension that, when it was working, gave a really, really nice ride.

The problem was that the component quality in the suspension was fairly dodgy, in the 18 months that we owned the car the rear ride-height adjuster/valve blew out twice. And since the suspension shared the same pneumatic reservoir as the brakes and power steering, once the ride height adjuster blew and started spraying fluid out over the road, the brake assist and power steering died fairly quickly as well.

Which leaves you trying to muscle well over a tonne of car with no power assit at all. It was pretty much impossible to turn the steering to any great degree and the brakes required my full bodyweight to actually stop the car. Fortunately, the parking brake was a manual cable-operated one (a locking foot pedal) and, luckily, neither time it blew were we doing any significant speed.

After 18 months we realised that it had spent two months of that 18 in the garage waiting for parts from France and so ended up selling it.

(Actually traded it in with the garage we bought it from - for a Rover Sterling (2.5 litre V6 Honda engine - the US equivalent was the Honda Accura[1]) - which was a reasonably nice car but the engine was ludicrously overpowered for the chassis and you could feel the car flexing if you put your foot down hard.

We've had an.. interesting car history.

[1] Remember all those early work-from-home scams that promised you could quickly buy yourself an Accura? I vaguely do..

Microsoft tests 'upsells' of its products in Windows 11 sign-out menu

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Re: Win11 did me a big favour

I'm often cursing Windows for missing features I've come to value on KDE Plasma

Try being 50% Mac and 50% Windows. Noting like cursing because what you thought you'd copied to clipboard not being there then realising you'd used CMD-C instead of CTRL-C (or vice-versa).

Or trying to quit a Windows app by trying CMD-Q and wondering why it didn't work.. (My bias is Mac because, along with various linux VMs, it's what I use at home)

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Re: Microsoft does everything to stay out of companies

Enterprise customers are also there to be monetized

Client CALS, server CALS (one per client), CALS (or ongoing subscription costs) for each of the bits of MS software installed.

Oh yes - let's not forget the CALS for all the other various server types.

I believe it's called 'paying for the same thing three times'. Whoever came up with that idea at MS doubtless got a big fat bonus.

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Re: Tacky Windows in the corporate world too?

I imagined "enterprise" versions stripped of irrelevant nonsense

You've obviously never bought Windows kit from from HP, Dell or Lenovo..

There's a reason why the supplied OS gets wiped and our base build gets applied..

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Re: Tacky Windows in the corporate world too?

Experience just of the installation procedure was mired in commercial tackiness from Microsoft

I do the Mac stuff at $ORKPLACE.. (well - I do Windows stuff as well but the Mac stuff is 50% of my remit). My Windows-herding colleagues find it difficult to understand that the base OS doesn't need to be wiped to get rid of the vendor/Windows crapware - just make sure that the Macs are registered to us in ABM, the MD is online and push the power button on the Mac.

Some while later, all the base LOB apps are installed, all the profiles configured and the Mac is ready to deploy. It takes about 10% of the time that the PXE builds take on the Windows side of things.

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If your company had competent IT leadership

Copious money, no real legacy applications, no interfering C** suite, etc etc.

Stuff being broken is not always the fault of the IT management - sometimes they don't have choice about how to implement stuff (or what stuff to implement).

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Re: Is SNAP the next Systemd?

I found to my chagrin that in order to get SSL working, I had to install a whole SNAP subsystem

Odd that - stood up two wordpress instances recently (on Devuan) and didn't have to touch snap at all. Did you use one of the pre-packaged versions of Wordpress?

Twitter begs some staff to come back, says they were laid off accidentally

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Re: Tumbleweed

I was seriously considering setting up a 'friends and family' server

Likewise. I've got a commercial full-fibre connection and a nice fast virtualisation server - I could quite quickly stand up a nice Devuan[1] VM and stick Mastadon on it.

[1] I'd use FreeBSD but I can't find a convenient HOWTO and I can't be bothered to work it out for myself. There is, however, a set of instructions for Debian which are quite easy to adapt for Devuan.

Parody Elon Musk Twitter accounts will be suspended immediately, says Elon Musk

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Re: I used to use twatter

I'm the pet human of one

Amateur.

(Youngest cat would like me to say that, as far as I'm concerned, she's the only cat in the household. The other 5 cats would disagree but can't be bothered. The dogs just do as senior cat tells them)