* Posts by Prst. V.Jeltz

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Throwflame launches fire-spitting robo-dog from Hell

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Re: Nice headline grabber

What makes you think this is intended as a weapon ?

There must be dozens of legitimate non offensive uses for a flame throwing robot dog from hell.

Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness

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ok , so they are even more hidden from the user than Windows file extensions.

How does the user know what type of file it is and what the OS is going to do with it ?

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would that help?

how would that help?

I realise most other OS' dont have meaningful filename extensions so it must be a thing , but personally I really like knowing what kind of file it is and what windows is going to do with it.

Hows this handled in linux and mac etc ?

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yes yes I just added usb as an afterthought becasue they used to have auto run .

They dont now , so thats one obvious step taken

but not obsolete and will be a security concern for a while yet

... but they dont auto go anymore

You will always have idiots clicking on everything they can but thats not the point here - at least MS isnt clicking for them - like it used to .

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FAIL

for no reason other than to spread further.

Wasn’t the world nice before ransomware?

Those were the days! I still have my "Dr Solomon's virus encyclopedia" c1995 that documents the fun hijinks and how they worked.

It took Microsoft far too long to introduce blindingly obvious security measures that go a long way to combatting macro and exe viruses

1) stop the auto run on CD drives (&usb) - probly done 15 years too late just before they went obsolete

2) stop macros editing in spreadsheets by default , done eventually

3) stop hiding file extensions by default enabling exe peddlars to disguise their malware STILL. NOT. DONE. :(

MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?

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Re: Begging the question

well , to get back to the original point , and indeed title of the article "MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?"

If an AI ingests copyrighted material by these legal routes and remembers it ,

how is that different to me remembering it ?

and I didnt have to pay the copyright holders

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Re: Begging the question

Reading copyrighted material without obtaining an authorized copy is also illegal

So listening to the radio , watching TV and watching youtube is a crime?

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Re: Begging the question

yes but the issue according to the article is the mere recording /storing part , not the "using it to reproduce" .

I cant help it if I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody of by heart

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Re: Begging the question

indeed!

and what about the copy in my meat brain memory ?

'cos that what we're trying to emulate with AI isnt it?

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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"Why isn't there a nice graphical config page"

so its scriptable and remotley adminnable , people doing that dont need nice graphics , although I'm sure you can buy a nice gui for it .

see also WMI

same applies

BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now

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Re: Esperanto? That's for rookies

Unua Teknikisto Rimmer malkonsentus kun vi

Post Office slapped down for late disclosure of documents in Horizon scandal inquiry

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Re: MPs on a jury duty style system

I would have more respect for MPs , the ones in cabinet positions , if they didnt constantly RESHUFFLE to ensure that none of them are any good at their job and any mistakes can be run away from or blamed on the previous fellow.

and also if they voted on behalf of their constituents , or whats morally right - instead of whichever way the boss of their party tells them to.

and also if they didnt treat their job lack some sort of saturday doss around and get *other* jobs as well!

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Re: her credibility for preaching & giving sermons on Christian values

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition

In governance, sortition (also known as selection by lottery, selection by lot, allotment, demarchy, stochocracy, aleatoric democracy, democratic lottery, and lottocracy) is the selection of public officials or jurors using a random representative sample.[1][2][3] This minimizes factionalism, since those selected to serve can prioritize deliberating on the policy decisions in front of them instead of campaigning

Windows 95 support chap skipped a step and sent user into Micro-hell

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Re: Bogus

First, deltree does not 'delete the windows system'; it will delete ANY subdirectory tree you *tell it to delete*.

Yes , thats not in debate , the author was telling you which directory he was using it to delete !

wether deltree would follow a shortcut or sytem link out of that tree is another question

Also how deltree would do this with the files in use is dubious.

does that mean he talked the user , on the phone , through booting on a diagnostic disk , before scraping windows off the disk and putting it back ?

and then all the other crap that goes with that?

That is a worst nightmare scenario

German state ditches Windows, Microsoft Office for Linux and LibreOffice

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Re: Outlook/Exchange ?

surely the the software you use to read emails is the least of your problems in this endeavor

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Locks.

I always found server racks / cabs fairly easy to open as the lock was always just clipped into a circular hole in the metal or glass and could easily be rotated with a screwdriver in the keyhole.

Perhaps they wernt the highest quality.

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see title

"On Call" missing from article headline / title ! nearly missed it!

Cyberattack hits Omni Hotels systems, taking out bookings, payments, door locks

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£90k car just by waving a sheet of tinfoil around.

I find it unbelievable cars are not 100% secure with the encryption techniques available,

Instead they seem to be working in the other direction by producing keys that you have to physically restrain from giving your car away to a scumbag in the middle of the night by putting it in a tin box!

You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it

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Re: grizzled veteran Windows admin

you forgot your militant penguin fanatic icon

DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter

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Re: Daft?

" backing up the most recent two months, truncating said months"

My eyes glazed over at that point and i decided not to try to digest the exact specifics and just carry on with the story, even though that is currently my exact stock in trade . I import / store present data to the dept next door which makes all the pretty pictures out of it, usually via a "view" . These views can easily get last week / month / year / fin year at any point of the current week / month / year / fin year without all that jiggery pokery in the story .

Like this for example

WHERE (CAST(payday AS Date) BETWEEN DATEADD(DAY, 1, EOMONTH(DATEADD(MONTH, - 13, GETDATE()))) AND EOMONTH(DATEADD(MONTH, - 1, GETDATE())))

I just assumed there must be other factors / complications , and skipped to the "lost 75gb" part

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Re: This is why we ALWAYS test new procedures on a COPY of the production database

I'm becoming increasingly disgruntled with using the "row" as a unit of data . Its vague at best .

EU antitrust cops probe Microsoft ties between Entra ID and 365 services

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At a lagrge company I previously worked at we did have a full time employee whose job it was was to make sense of microsoft licensing

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC?

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Re: glueing thin clients

Thats some double sided joined up thinking right there!

whats the point bolting a mini pc to the monitor vesa holes if that means the monitor can no longer mounted either on an arm(wall) or a stand !

I guess the real ugly solution would be to get one of those two monitor stands and use one arm for mini pc , one for monitor :D

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Off topic

I've just come off call at 09:00 whilst reading this story. Happy Days . No one rang -even better . Thats it for another 6 weeks

Oddly a sticky brownian motion producer in the works is the one thing I never came across in my unusually long tenure in the trenches

UN: E-waste is growing 5x faster than it can be recycled

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Re: words to live by

"People (generally) want cars with funky looking lights"

Well they shouldnt be allowed to av em! ( capitalism! ) .Did you know in the USA there was only one approved headlight that had to be used from the 20s to as recently as the eighties? Imagine how cheap and easy to replace they would be! More parts should be "cross platform" like spark plugs and batteries are - why are not Alternators and starter motors a universal fit ?

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words to live by

"Right to Repair should be the Obligation to Repair"

I like that. too much shit is getting binned for no good reason. It'll never happen though , because capitalism.

Cars - written off because the design is such that a broken headlight outweighs the value of the car. Oh no sir , we cant use second hand parts , and we charge $5k for that part for some reason .

If there was some sort of incentive for the "Make do and mend" , recycle , upcycle , reuse , freecycle , pass on , avoid landfill mentality I'd be a millionaire! ... and probly less inclined to that stuff

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

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thats always a risk , swapping or not - put a new sound card in - it might immediately get killed by whatever killed the last one.

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The arrogance! Isnt the customoer embarrassed that the fault was something too obvious for the script?

although a good script would include the blindingly obvious.

More than once I've been to a "boardroom emergency" where a laptop has just inexplicably died mid high level exec navel gazing session - caused by laptop running out of battery whilst plugged into switched off power socket.

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In certain situations I would ask the victim to try another PC , or better yet swap with someone.

You can then see if the fault moves or stays.

This rules out/in so many possibilities in one stroke - and one where the user does the work.

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A friend went for interview to be the overall admin of a small school network ,

Since the job was for their "network" , the downloaded a load of "Network engineer" questions , including a pre interview test on TCP , Routing , switches , etc etc

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Re: Hypothetical Example

Ive had it too ,

Sadly even though "all are equal" is correct , there is no correct answer , its whatever that company decides the directors priority is.

Maybe say you'd do both at once.

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I wrote it in the Grail Diary so that I wouldnt *have* to remember it!

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Re: I may have told this one before...

The clues in the name , they are there to reduce a person to a "resource"

LockBit ransomware kingpin gets 4 years behind bars

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Re: Mikhail Vasiliev the “cyber-terrorist”

can hack the lock with a McDonalds coffee stirrer then it ain't by definition protected.

Who gives a fuck about the lock?

Are you saying its ok to steal something if you dont damage the lock? or if the owner forgot to lock it?

Not to mention that other shit you said about "its impossible to damage a computer with software" no doubt alluring to the fact that even if the system is totally borked the hardware is undamaged? Tell that to the people who died as a result of that software being interfered with.

you seem to be mixing up old school early hacker rhetoric from hackers who were just looking around out of curiosity doing no damage , with modern day extortionists who cripple vital systems demanding ransoms.

International effort to disrupt cybercrime moves into operational phase

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Re: Stop using certain products then

30 years in and Microsoft still hide filename extensions by default .

This is probly the number one way the criminals get people to click on exes in an email.

They even do it on server installs , who is running a server and wants the filename extensions hidden?

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

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Re: PFY's responsibilities

The key swaps would be best done with remotely via software at random intervals , then the users do the physical key swapping for you.

Ruggedized phone group takes the Bullitt, calls in PWC as administrative receiver

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Re: Niche market

exactly what I came to say.

You can make your phone exceptionally rugged these days for about £10 down the market.

Slapping these protectors on phones and reselling them to companies at ten times the price is a bit of a gamble.

Health system network turned out to be a house of cards – Cisco cards, that is

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Re: Catalyst 6500 story

Right on! theres that many home broadband routers lying around they should be put to use instead!

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Re: A Bit of Flanders and Swann

I did wonder how he negotiated getting funding / permission for his " started on a project to redesign the network and replace every piece of network equipment."

especially after the auspicious start.

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

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Re: also: Rockstars

(developing in the language Rockstar).

I had to google that . That is awsome.

"Tommy used to work on the docs"

LockBit shows no remorse for ransomware attack on children's hospital

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Re: It's time

These are not millionaire international criminals cosying up to sympathetic regimes in order to have the spetnaz covering their back door!

. they're kids in their bedrooms .

In most cases if their IDs were known Interpol would pick them up from said bedrooms

BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment

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BOFH logo telephone with devil's horns

have we run out of jpgs and resorted to text?

Please install that patch – but don't you dare actually run it

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Re: This must rate as the most moronic management policy ...

I always assumed the conductive bits of these bags were inside the plastic , or outside it, to prevent this sort of thing.

Whats to stop a motherboard with a battery in it having the battery tracks / pins shorted?

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Re: Nine nines and an explosion

Presumably his thought process went as far as "what would be the best number of uptime?"

I wonder what his thought process would be when presented with "Well that will triple what we currently spend on servers due to have to create clusters and redundancy and such"

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We dont go for "uptime" records

We have a handful of Microsoft SQL servers that we reboot weekly, just so they can have a micro nap and feel all refreshed, is that a good thing ? are there disadvantages ?

Are there learned things in volatile RAM that will need relearning and slow performance for instance? (just guessing)

We also recycle the SQL services periodically , which is basically same thing .

Any thoughts anyone?

UK government plans to spend over £100M on AI ... but copyright code is held up

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Re: Skip steps

Thanks , I was gonna ask for a TLDR

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

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Re: Being remote is career limiting

I've lived by the seaside for 50 years.

You forget its there for years at a time .

Developer's default setting created turbulence in the flight simulator

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Re: Fuses?

yet millions of people do that every time they board an airliner

Yes people trust in other people or machines sometimes . When They Have To !

Theres no point blindly doing it when you dont have to.

The two situations are completely different.

Why not implement a virtually free , possibly invaluable safety measure?

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Re: Fuses?

"then there won't be one in the simulator either"

And how far do you take this quest for realism? flame throwers to simulate the cockpit being disintegrated with burning jet fuel?

The school of thought that "oh they cant have an emergency stop button on this big metal dancing cow because real pilots dont have that" is ludicrous

Its not like they are going to end up issuing pilots licences to pilots who think that button is a real world option.

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Re: Fuses?

I'd have thought a big red stop button , as is the convention on most large mechanical machines, might be available to Shirley , even if it did detract from the realism . Perhaps they could style it in the form of an ejector seat handle.