* Posts by pnony

9 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Sep 2015

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

pnony
Trollface

Re: Oh how the might have fallen...

My CDTV—which is basically an Amiga 500 with a CD-ROM drive hacked onto it—has MIDI in and out ports. They've never been used, because the onboard sound was good enough for the time. Unlike the ST and its off-the-shelf bleeper chip which was embarassing by 8 bit standards, never mind their flagship machine.

Schadenfreude for UK mobile networks over the tumult at Carphone

pnony
Boffin

Re: Tru dat

You probably meant that the other way round: German VAT is 19%, whereas Dutch VAT is 21%. The Netherlands also has a punitive registration fee for new cars, which is perhaps why the roads round here seem to be clogged with rusty old sheds that can be easily overtaken on a bike.

Britain's 4G is slower than Armenia's

pnony
Megaphone

To a first approximation, the Netherlands has 100% 3G coverage, and fairly high 4G coverage as well. There's still a 2G network for embedded systems and hoarders of crusty old kit.

I suppose there must be some parts of the country that have a weak signal. The bottom of a deep mine, or inside a Faraday cage, for example. Merely being a few tens of metres underground on the Metro or in a long railway tunnel such as that under the Noordzeekanaal isn't enough.

Destroying the city to save the robocar

pnony
Mushroom

Re: Obviously the solution is....

They already broadly exist in the form of e-bikes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_bicycle). Even my dump of a town in the arse end of the Netherlands—think Oldham, but with windmills and even more racial tension—has just had a new dedicated e-bike shop open up. It's a growing market, even though the bikes start at a grand a pop compared to a few hundred for a regular beater.

A killer feature of them is that they're basically motorbikes, but they don't have number plates nor does the rider require a driving licence. This may change as more drunk-drivers discover that they're a good way to get back from the pub despite a driving ban. Under English law, if you're still sober enough to keep it upright, it's legal. Drink-cycling is technically illegal in the Netherlands and attracts a fixed penalty, but so are drugs, whores, and bike theft, and look how much that gets enforced in Amsterdam.

Icon because they use lithium batteries.

Plants in SPAAAAAAACE are good for you

pnony
Boffin

Photosynthesis: carbon dioxide plus water equals sugar plus oxygen. In other words, excess humidity is drawn out of the air and turned into food.

The web is past peak innovation: It's all negative returns from here

pnony
Facepalm

Re: I know this one!

Fire off a text message instead: "Oi, mate, I want to send you a picture, what's your email address?"

GCHQ is having problems meeting Osborne's 2020 recruitment target

pnony
Coat

"Specific pay and reward details cannot be disclosed for national security reasons,"

That rather reminds me of the standard retort to manglement demands to not disclose one's salary: "Don't worry, I'm just as embarrassed about it as you are."

HSBC takes Twitter tongue-lashing over failure to offer Apple Pay

pnony

Re: Contactless/NFC overrated

Well, if your bank won't provide the services you want, threaten to switch banks, and follow through if they won't play ball.

Not that I would necessarily *recommend* HSBC, but I have much the same opinion of the security of contactless, so I asked for a non-contactless card and they issued one without quibbling. I should try for a Chip&Sign card next…