* Posts by Commswonk

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Post-Brexit 'science superpower' UK still hasn't appointed a science minister

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Truss was selected because she actually espoused policies that the party membership could support.

That may be true, but for myself I would have preferred policies based on pragmatism rather than party dogma.

I feel more than a little let down, but at my age I doubt if I have any right to be surprised. She would have been better to find a policy / policies that would have the support of the wider electorate, not just those who happen to be card - carrying members.

Ever suspected bankers used WhatsApp comms at work? $1.8b says you're right

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That Reminds Me...

When I read the inset section Who's paying what? I was immediately reminded of the famous line from "Casablanca": Round up the usual suspects.

Soaring costs, inflation nurturing generation of 'quiet quitters' among under-30s

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Wrong!!

,,,that they are meaningless in the face of the 50-plus percent increase in household bills and a further 80 percent next month in the UK.

That is simply wrong; the only unknown is whether its wrongness is accidental or wilful. The House of Commons Library document linked within the above makes it clear that it refers to household energy bills, not "household bills".

The situation is bad enough without avoidable misleading statements adding to the misery.

Spotted at industry confab: Quadcopter equipped with Brit missiles Ukraine is so fond of

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Here We Go Again...

According to reports from the DVD defense conference last week...

The above included a link to a UK document; is it too much to ask* that differences in spelling conventions are honoured?

* On reflection it obviously is too much to ask.

Datacenter migration plan missed one vital detail: The leaky roof

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Re: What?

Worked for many years but they had to close it down because it wasn't going to last much longer.

For some reason this rang a recent bell; see

https://www.roofingtoday.co.uk/34-hospital-building-roofs-at-risk-of-collapse/

The description of the material in question sounds very like "cinder block".

What epic stupidity to build a hospital (at enormous cost whichever way you look at it) when critical parts of it only have a 30 year life before failure is likely? This goes well beyond negligence and is more like wilful stupidity both from the point of patient and staff safety and from the point of long - term costs to the taxpayer; save pennies in the short term so that there is a mega - cost in the future because the whole building has to be demolished, hopefully after a replacement has been built.

Having said that the fact that Grenfell Tower happened is a deeply painful demonstration that the problem is deep - seated.

What other horrors await us?

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Re: An exposed cinderblock ceiling?

Is it actually to code anywhere?

Quite. It makes me wonder what the floors were made of, with all that implies about floor loading.

BT's emergency call handlers will join pay strikes

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Point of Order

Tens of thousands of BT Group engineers and call center workers...

Had this been about a group of employees in the US I could cope* with the use of the word "center". However, it is about a group of UK employees working for a UK business.

I am getting to the point where I see the enforced Americanisation on this site (and anywhere else for that matter) as being insulting and offensive.

* Just about, anyway...

Don't want to get run over by a Ford car? There's a Bluetooth app for that

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Re: Ford's solution to their unsafe drivers/vehicles is for potential victims to run an app

...not make it the potential the victims' responsibility.

To have to own a smartphone in the first place, let alone a specific app.

I think I hate the way the world is heading...

Keeping printers quiet broke disk drives, thanks to very fuzzy logic

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Re: The Ex

...he had to discharge himself against the radiator before he dared kiss his wife hello/goodbye each day.

Now that is just gross. Using a radiator as an accessory to the "solitary vice"?

Ughh...

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...engineer has cabinet open to make changes... passing idiot points and says "look at all those pretty light"... spark jumps from end of his finger and kills the switchboard stone dead!

When I worked at <redacted> the carpet tiles were very effective as a means of acquiring some considerable static charge, particularly if one dragged one's feet across them rather than walking properly.

Approach secretary with outstretched finger, uttering the Magic Words those are nice earrings; the outcome was entirely predictable, at least to those with an understanding of physics.

In the changed times in which we live that would probably now result in instant dismissal...

To preserve Earth's treasures, digital silence is golden

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As Jean-Paul Sartre put it...

Hell is other people.

Internet pranksters send hundreds of cabs to Moscow street, cause gridlock

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What fresh hell is this...

Thank you for the Dorothy Parker quotation.

A pleasant surprise to find her quoted on El Reg.

Underwater datacenter will open for business this year

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Re: On Call

It'll be interesting to see the future On Call/Who, Me stories such data centres generate

"My data centre is full of eels..."

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: Pointless laws are pointless

And strangely, it seems to be paying a lot less for the Russian reactors it's looking to build than we're being forced to pay for ours in the UK.

Not all that strange IMHO. Russia will expect a quid pro quo of one sort or another at a time of its choosing.

For "expect" read "insist on and get".

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Re: Pointless laws are pointless

@VoiceofTruth, but that's where you're wrong.

Perhaps VoiceofПравда might be a better name...

Doctor gave patients the wrong test results due to 'printer problems'

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Re: Photocopier challange

Next day there was a sign over each copier saying "to print duplex - press this button", to shrink A3 to A4 - press ... this other button.

Thank you for the opportunity of linking to one of my favourite "Dilberts"...

https://dilbert.com/strip/1994-04-25. Oo-er; 28 years ago. :(

FWIW I have used the same technique for producing double - sided copies using a copier that definitely didn't have a duplex unit. I always did it in small batches just in case things went awry; apart from anything else they were colour copies.

Interconnect innovation key to satiating soaring demand for fiber capacity

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Arrghh!

An article about a British company and one of its (presumably) British employees, and yet it has the word "fibre" misspelled 23 times.

However, what has really puzzled and annoyed me most was the curious mention of multiple dBs of spectrum margin. When did the measurement of spectrum availability start to be quantifiable in dB for <deity's> sake?

How long before I have to ask for a few more chips to go with my fish by specifying the requested extra in dB?

Grrr.

Musk tries to sell Tesla's Optimus robot butler to China

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Does not compute, Captain

The information was released to comply with Executive Order 13960, signed in 2020 by President Donald Trump, aimed at promoting the federal government's use of trustworthy AI.

"Trustworthy AI": a perfect oxymoron for the 21st century.

UK hospitals lose millions after AI startup valuation collapses

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Re: So a large block of UK citizens sensitive personal data (In the GDPR sense) is out there

I think you'll find that is worth considerably more (to the right players) than whatever share promises they issued to the hospitals to get it.

Quite. I would like to think that the deal was that the hospitals would provide the data, but that it would remain "NHS property" at all times and that the organisation to which they gave access would have no title to it whatsoever - i.e. it could not be sold on or otherwise disposed of to any third party.

OK, OK, hopeless optimism...

More datacenters coming to Ireland, despite energy concerns

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...the overall interestingness and humour that once set El Regipoo apart also seem to have taken a sharp downturn over the same period. ...

Now you mention it I cannot recall seeing any TITSUPs recently; I wonder if they have been part of the ethnic cleansing process.

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...construction of two datacenter buildings (A and B) each over two stories high

As we are talking about spelling that ought to be storeys, not stories.

BT union wants pay dispute talks with telco's largest shareholders

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Re: Unheard of

An AC wrote: this is not 1950s America!

With two "centers" and one "prioritization" in the article someone clearly thinks that it is at least America, if not necessarily the 1950s.

Grrr...

CityFibre loses appeal against Openreach discounts for ISPs

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Spelling; see me!

Given that CityFibre - being a British Company - spells "fibre" the "English English" way it would have been nice if the article had done the same rather than use "fiber" four times.

NOBODY PRINT! Selfless hero saves typing pool from carbon catastrophe

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Re: With carbon copy mentioned right at the start...

Obligatory Dilbert: https://dilbert.com/strip/1993-03-03

Toyota, Subaru recall EVs because tires might literally fall off

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Re: Obligatory pedantry

Heading off any pedantry of my pedantry

That's what you think...

Whatever is the root cause of this problem it couldn't affect UK models because they (we!) have tyres, not tires.

Yodel becomes the latest victim of a cyber 'incident'

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Re: Our Customer Service team are currently unavailable

Does that mean the problem has been fixed?

No, it means they cannot use the English language properly; "team" is singular, so the sentence should read

Our Customer Service team is currently unavailable

UK police to spend tens of millions on legacy comms network kit

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...so whats wrong with what they're using at present?

I will take that to mean "what's wrong with TETRA / Airwave".

The data capability of TETRA is rather less than modest, and this was seen as a potential problem 16 years ago when I retired from "emergency communications". How much of a limitation it has been in practice is something on which others may be able to comment.

On paper TETRA can handle video but again the capability is modest and bandwidth hungry; quite how necessary video really is I'm not sure. Even static images can be a problem; again there is a bandwidth requirement to send them. The original TETRA equipment had no camera capability (and that might still be the case) but the screens on the mobile terminals (mobile here including hand - portable) were so small as to make viewing a still picture of a known suspect (etc) sent out by a Control Room close to pointless.

TETRA was a quantum leap in police (etc) communications capability, but that did not stop the users (or at least their high - level representatives) from proclaiming its shortcomings as show - stoppers.

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Oh how I wish I'd have brought shares in Motorola, they're lapping it up!

Quite. It's hardly Motorola's fault if there is not really a competitive market in TETRA equipment and networks.

The Home Office is likely to find the same in trying to find 3 potential suppliers of mobile terminals. IIRC many years ago (when TETRA was very new) there were 4 then; Motorola (surprise!) Cleartone (for vehicle equipment only) Sepura and Nokia. Again IIRC Nokia soon dropped out leaving (by simple arithmetic) just 3. Then Cleartone decided to do likewise and their (singular) product (the CM5000 if memory serves) was taken over by... let me think... Motorola.

With Sepura now being owned by Hytera it might no longer be acceptable for secure and sensitive communications to have overlords in the Middle Kingdom; if it has fallen out of favour that leaves just 1; Motorola.

Not Motorola's fault; just a function of the way the cookie crumbles.

This latest Home Office plan (if it can be said to be a plan) is IMHO unlikely to achieve the intended result.

NASA's modified Boeing 747 SP SOFIA to be grounded for good

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I'm puzzled...

...by virtue of the fact that the Boeing 747 lands after each flight...

As opposed to doing what, exactly?

Plans for Dutch datacenter to warm thousands of homes

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I cannot resist...

From the article: ...a datacenter in Hokkaido in Japan is using snow to cool its IT infrastructure then taking the resultant meltwater, now heated to 33°C (91.4°F), and using it to cultivate eels.

Time to update a certain phrasebook:

My data centre is full of eels.

Finnish govt websites knocked down as Ukraine President addresses MPs

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@ David 132: One has to hope that the Russian kleptocracy puts aside just enough of the Russian oil to immolate Putin in the grounds of the Reichstag Kremlin.

That's all well and good but it is very far from certain that his replacement would be any warmer towards adjacent democracies than Putin is. If Putin is toppled it is more than likely that it will not be for attacking Ukraine but for failing to succeed.

European Right to Repair resolution headed for vote

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Re: (Yet) another regulation the UK will need to abide by

And that would be a bad thing how exactly?

South Yorkshire to test fiber broadband through water pipes

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Re: I would just want to be sure...

I don't want any more sewage on my internet than is there already!

IMHO the greater risk is the leak of internet shit (of which there is plenty) into a clean water supply.

Yuk...

Ukraine's nuclear plants: Chernobyl off diesel power, explosions explained

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Re: If not radiation.....

Then what else explains the orange glow everywhere around me this morning??

You are (channeling?) Donald Trump and I claim my £5.

Russia's naval exercise near Ireland unlikely to involve cable-tapping shenanigans

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RRH Portreath in Cornwall?

Good point!

Dear Cornwall County Council,

Please nicely can we have our runway at St Mawgan back?

Love,

The RAF.

Joking aside I would have thought that St Mawgan would be a good location for Typhoons to be based; a much shorter route for patrolling around Ireland than anywhere else on the UK mainland.

Aldergrove would be even better, although that might be too busy with civil air traffic for the Quick Reaction Alert role. That said, a few minutes delay in getting off the ground would be less than waiting for a couple of aircraft to fly across from Cornwall or wherever, and would give a much greater loitering time over the Atlantic.

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Couple of sources for you.

Many thanks for posting those; very informative indeed.

Perhaps a previous (UK) government was a bit too quick to cancel some of the planned Typhoon deliveries... along with stopping pilot training with some only just short of qualifying.

Ah well; that's politicians for you.

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Ireland have already asked the RAF to patrol Irish airscpace for them. ... They also don't have primary radar, so when the Russians fly military aircraft around their coastline with their transponders off, it's a serious danger to commercial aviation. So the RAF have agreed to intercept the Russians doing that, as we'd probably being doing anyway - just we can use Irish airspace to make it easier.

Have you got a source for that; I'm not actually doubting you but I'd like to see it somewhere else!

Assuming it to be correct, it might be something of a headache for the RAF; AFAIK there is no Air Defence Radar providing coverage to the west of the UK south of RRH Benbecula, and all the airfields from which Air Interceptors (i.e. Typhoons) operate are on the eastern side of the UK, unless of course they have been quietly basing aircraft at RNAS Prestwick (HMS Gannet) or RAF Valley in North Wales, or even the rather underused airport at Blackpool, which was once RAF Squires Gate.

Heart attack victim 'saved' by defibrillator delivery drone*

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Re: Cheap home AED in Australia.

...but how many strokes or MIs do you expect in the same household?

I hope I don't have to reply on you for any first aid. I cannot for the life of me imagine what good a defibrillator will do for a casualty who has suffered a stroke. Please do tell...

See earlier posts about MIs.

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Re: Know the defibrillator's box code!

How was it an obvious MI?

In a sense it doesn't matter. A defibrillator will not administer a shock to a heart that is generating a normal pulse; neither will it give a shock if it cannot detect a "shockable rhythm" in the casualty.

When fibrillating the heart muscles stop working with their correct rhythm and sequence leaving a residual rather chaotic series of small ineffective "trembles" and if the defibrillator cannot detect the basis of a working rhythm then it will advise that chest compressions should be continued in the hope that the external pumping will restore enough of a normal rhythm for a shock to be worthwhile.

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Re: Know the defibrillator's box code!

The Ambulance arrived 18 minutes later, the defibrillator, over an hour later - no-one knew the code to get into the storage box!

Isn't that something that the 999 operator is supposed to give you?

Yes, but... Actually the Ambulance Dispatcher, not the "999 operator", but this only works when the 999 call is made from beside the defibrillator enclosure, so that the caller can give the correct (previously agreed) description of the location, which IIRC is also displayed. Without that the dispatcher has no idea which code to give the caller.

On Christmas night, a computer logs a call to say his user has stopped working…

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Re: All I want for Crimbo

All I want for Crimbo is my silver badge back.

Moi aussi; I suspect that it vanished during a spell of inactivity on my part, although as far as I can see there is no warning about this in the "instructions".

Ah well... worse things happen at sea.

FoI response points to network updates for ambulance outage on England's south coast

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From the Article:

Unison southeast regional organiser Joshua Cooper told the BBC: "Ambulance and control room staff are working tirelessly to respond to every emergency call they receive and doing all they can to keep patients safe. Lengthy delays are causing much distress to NHS staff. Staff are already at breaking point after months of 'winter-style' pressures." (My bold)

While I don't doubt that Unison's statement is true, I cannot help but feel that it was rather ill considered; I suspect that the stress felt by people awaiting ambulance attendance and their families was somewhat greater.

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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Re: Warning Lights

In the BBC, up to at least the 1980s, we used butterfly fuses...

Ah the nostalgia... those fuses were used on anything operating from the - 50 Volt Station Battery...

Too many years ago I worked in the (then) BH Ext in London, more or less overlooking Duchess Street. What I was doing at the time is long forgotten but on one occasion I was working on something on a temporary feed from one of those fuse panels, and in simple terms things weren't performing as they should.

Switch off; check supply voltage; nothing wrong there. Switch on again; problem still present. Check voltage with equipment connected... aha! That's a bit low.

Some comedian (longer in the tooth than I was) has replaced the fusible link with a resistor, rendering the "fuse" somewhat useless.

For the uninitiated the fuse wire (or resistor, as the case may be) was actually invisible as the butterfly's wings concealed it when the wire (or resistor) was soldered in.

Oh happy, innocent days... mostly anyway.

Wondering what to do with those empty offices? How about a data centre?

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...the physics of power delivery and cooling don't give a rat's fat patoot about their ideals.

Ditto the physics of maximum floor loading.

Ofcom announces plan to protect endangered species – the Great British phone box

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Re: Digital?

Could installation of a robust mobile be cost-effective?

Hardly; if a phone box is too little used to be worth retaining when connected by line how would it become worth retaining if converted to a "robust mobile"?

Some of the boxes that are likely to be decommissioned haven't been used at all in the last 12 or even 24 months.

And before anyone asks I do not and never have worked for BT.

UK schools slap a hold on facial scanning of children amid fierce criticism

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Re: David Swanston should have spoken to the ICO

It would be interesting to see the letter that "97 per cent of parents, carers and children had consented to the use of facial scanning".

Indeed it would, and the concept of consent is meaningless if that consent is not properly informed. IANAL but given that a "child" cannot sign a contract (for example) I am far from convinced that a child can consent to the use of a photograph without being fully aware of the attendant risks. Having said that I am equally unconvinced that a parent would have sufficient knowledge or be provided with enough other information for their consent to be any more "informed" than their child's agreement.

Given the fact that some people - often (I understand) children - seem to be perfectly happy to post wholly inappropriate photographs of themselves to anyone who asks, it would seem to be clear that on balance the wider population has simply no idea of the risks associated with "personal information" being given away for less than convincing reasons.

Golden Rule of Data: Where data exists there will be attempts to misappropriate it and once that has happened there is simply no knowing how, when, where or for what reason it will be misused. But it almost certainly will be.

UK watchdog launches full probe of Motorola Solutions' cop-comms deals on Emergency Services Network

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Offering price reductions without a corresponding reduction in scope is the same as saying you were overpriced to begin with.

Well yes... perhaps; it all depends on the starting point. When TETRA / Airwave rolled out there will have been a significant part of the cost allocated to amortising the costs of site acquisition and mast / building construction. It seems unlikely that the payments allocated to paying off those costs would be based on a assumption that the contract would be extended at all, never mind for as long as it has been so far.

I don't know for sure either way, but Motorola should have been able to reduce the annual charges paid by the Taxpayer because all the initial expenditure had been covered, with "just" maintenance costs chargeable thereafter.

On the face of it Motorola ought to be been able to offer a reduction some years ago, even allowing for the fact that some of the electronics might have to be replaced, but I strongly suspect that they didn't.

Would the "corporate you" if you thought you could get away with it?

Every Little Helps: Former Tesco boss Dave Lewis to advise UK govt on supply chains

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Re: Here is an idea.

Same when toilet roll ran out after brexit,

Er... correlation is not causation. IIRC bog rolls vanished off the shelves in late March / early April when lockdown happened. Ditto dried pasta...

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Re: 6 P's

For those who don't know what the 6 P's are "Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance". Something that those who promoted Brexit seem to have completely ignored/forgotten.

Um... IIRC (and it is if) there were no cries of "we'll finish up with a shortage of HGV drivers if we leave" from the pro - Remain camp.

One possible reason for this might be that the current shortage has got something between little and bugger all to do with leaving the EU...

Still divided on whether teachers, parents or politicians are to blame

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Re: Vested interests

But did you know how to do "Linking ideas across paragraphs using adverbials of time"? (Yr 5 English)

No; WTF does it mean?

Commswonk (year 70 +)